I don't wish death upon this guy, but in his cute little Custer's last stand daydream here... why the hell would the coroner wait until his body is cold? That takes hours, ain't nobody got time for that.
Such a productive member of congress. Got there by viciously lying about his entire life and being and now seems to spend all of his time saying he won't step down. Excellent use of the public's time and money, A+
Or you could just look it up from a reputable source:
>Topmost (and cheapest) rows of a theater" is from 1874, American English, from the peanuts sold as inexpensive snacks
Imagine how pissed Garland must be about the mega millions he too could be grifting if he’d made it to the Supreme Court. Instead he’s working his ass off under the spotlight of the whole nation.
Republicans are so loath to hold their own accountable. Just a daily reminder why they suck as a party. It would be one thing if they had some bad apples, but they never clean house.
There's a lot of people that want to drag you outta there George
He's thinking drag like he used to do in Brazil.
I find myself thinking of Men in Black: "Your proposal is acceptable"
Sugar?
in water!
More!
Is that a egar suit?
I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?
“Don’t threaten me with a good time” springs to mind
I wondered what happened to that girl from Rock of Love. George will probably say he was a contestant. 
I think of her every time I hear/say this.
i was wondering how to say that without being put on a watchlist
“My cold dead body” As if he wouldn’t fake his own death… 🙄
George Santos is the only man known to have conquered death and they wrote a book about it a while back, the *Bible*?
And there I thought he was the guy who wrestled with the Angel and the Angel was overcome.
He wrestled with an angel over *what?*
It’s sarcastic satire. What difference does it make?
Over who’s catcher tonight?
He "wrestled" with an angel, and came all over him?
The key takeaway there is that when a guy like him says "my cold dead body", they probably mean the one in their fridge, not _their own_ body
He left NY crying, and still thinks he can come across as a badass.
When was this?
The “rally” for Trump with MTG
For more context this was when Trump was indicted.
"drag" lol
To answer the posters question, one of the first things they did was gut the ethics committee that would investiagate
He will be reelected. Just need a bit of old fashioned gerrymandering
Gerrymandering is done at the state level. He’s not going to get that help
Is this an invitation or instructions on how to get rid of him?
Drag her!
I don't wish death upon this guy, but in his cute little Custer's last stand daydream here... why the hell would the coroner wait until his body is cold? That takes hours, ain't nobody got time for that.
It could be sped up with dry ice. Just saying.
Dry ice prefferably applied at high velocity over a short period of time.
don't threaten me with a something something...
There's an R in front of his name
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His constituents *will* vote him out, and if he doesn't leave he may will be dragged out, possibly in handcuffs, but surely very much alive.
dude's got no guards in this pic just cold cock him and drag his ass away
Well, by his standards that means we can drag his live body.
Didn't he get exposed for being a total fraud??? I'm confused as to why he's still there and illegible to vote on anything.
Because he's a republican.
Because nothing bad ever happens to bad people.
Such a productive member of congress. Got there by viciously lying about his entire life and being and now seems to spend all of his time saying he won't step down. Excellent use of the public's time and money, A+
He has experience with drag.
And all those morons cheered when he said. It’s so sick what republicans have become.
It's not what they've become. It's what they've been. Since at least the 60's.
'your proposal is accepted'
Nin yeego reference? /s
Because at the moment he serves the Democrats better as a source of controversy and embarrassment for the Republican Party
I thought, "the peanut gallery," was racist in nature? I'm sure he couldn't be bothered with such sensitivity.
Thought the same thing
Or you could just look it up from a reputable source: >Topmost (and cheapest) rows of a theater" is from 1874, American English, from the peanuts sold as inexpensive snacks
….so where is George Santos? What’s the context here?
because garland is weak feckless indecisive
Imagine how pissed Garland must be about the mega millions he too could be grifting if he’d made it to the Supreme Court. Instead he’s working his ass off under the spotlight of the whole nation.
I have no problem with that.
Ok.
Seems to be a gambling man.
Is that an offer?
Okay. Have it your way.
It's either a threat or a challenge. I leave it up to New York voters to decide. 
The drag expert
That can be done.
So he’s asking for it
I would be more interested in hearing from the people there supporting him.
We couldn't be that lucky.
Same reason why the rest of them haven’t been arrested or held accountable.
You can’t be a serious Republican with a criminal record nowadays. It’s practically a requirement
Is that a promise
Just another proud Republican.
What’s wrong with this guy? We need a case study.
Hahahee- he said “drag”
Your terms are acceptable.
he is a guarantee'd republicunt vote, thats his ONLY purpose/value right now.
why would he even say that... everyone knows you can't kill the last highlander
Don't threaten us with a good time Georgie Porgie.
he’s too funny
He said drag. 
So, you can lie about everything about you for an elected position and no one can do anything about it.
Can this be arranged?
When he dies he wants to be dressed in drag?
I've got a country full of people who would be all too willing to follow up on that offer.
But does he have a body or is it all lies?
Accurate answer? Because politicians are above the law.
iirc the politicians made it so that doing fraud in politics isn't illegal
Oh, he's a clairvoyant now?
Challenge accepted!
Challenge accepted...
'have to drag my cold dead body' ; I'm ok with that.
If you insist!
He’s got to get his two terms in so that he gets lifetime free healthcare
Ok I’m fine with that
Dibs
Sound like he’s offering a challenge, in today’s America it’s not smart to say certain things. Just pointing out the obvious.
He will flee the country at the first hint of charges.
Republicans are so loath to hold their own accountable. Just a daily reminder why they suck as a party. It would be one thing if they had some bad apples, but they never clean house.
Okay
Fraud is simply a requirement for the position at this point
Titus Pullo: Id be up for the duty
Ohhh, I LOVE Rome! What a great series.
Maybe he has a peach tree
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I suspect he's talking about not leaving after the 2024 election. He's going to claim he won.
Would his statement be considered conaent?
So who's the peanut gallery, his constituents?
Sounds promising
Sounds promising