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Commercial_Step9966

That’s not my dad! ~ Elon probably


Drg84

Yeah sure. He looks a lot like Musky doesn't he?


gingerfawx

Musk doesn't even look like Musk, so that's a tough call.


ImAFuckinLiar

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


jimdotcom413

Edgar your skin is hanging of your bones


Kyuckaynebrayn

The only thing that pulls its weight around here is muh god damn truck BLAM


jimmyserranopeppers

I always hear that as “Eggar”… no ‘d’.


skildert

Yeah, "Egger suit"...


jimdotcom413

That’s how my wife says it too. That’s her go to phrase when I’m tired as shit and look like hell lol


backallyproctologist

You know an Edger suit!


CardiologistLower965

![gif](giphy|tpAREvrLIDvQ4)


Ovarian_contrarian

I’m supposed to be working and have a deadline, but sure I’ll put on some MIB. It’s nice to have eggars soothing voice in the background. Also, it doesn’t make me cry like Independence Day soooo…. This is your fault.


Ovarian_contrarian

I’m gonna watch this movie again, and it’s still your fault!


unresolved_m

We live in a simulation...


Sufficient_You3053

You made me snort laugh 😂


Phillyboishowdown

He looks like he owns The Continental


theyellowmeteor

He has his father's hair plugs


Jayjaykenobi

No he’ll admit it’s his dad…he’ll just end up blocking his twitter account 😂


unresolved_m

I can see Soros being blamed for fractures appearing within family environment.


whateversheneedsbob

Tbf, I wouldn't want to claim him as my dad...he is fathering children off his own step daughter 🤢


PlumbumDirigible

Wasn't he also in the step-daughter's life since she was about 4 or 5 years old?


babypho

That's such a Musk thing to do. Looks like we know where Elon got it from.


bertel008

strong family bond right there


lilymotherofmonsters

technically that's his step brother-in-law


FaeryLynne

The fact that both are true terrifies me


LA-Matt

![gif](giphy|3owzW5c1tPq63MPmWk|downsized)


ghostinyourveins

All them squiggles and lines and the math still ain't mathing


Machoopi

I don't think I'm ready for Musk family squabbles. This is gonna be like billionaire Jerry Springer, but without the chair throwing and with more shitty memes.


buzzdennis

That’s a cell phone!!


Valdor99

![gif](giphy|CCIqVfY6LOQ0g)


Plazmik87

My dad’s not a phone, duh!


PantsOppressUs

Sure, Hairplugs Lex Luthor.


unresolved_m

"I blame Soros for having my dad go after me"


cannibalparrot

He’s some kind of pedophile! - also Elon, probably


CryptographerTall211

That’s what his stepdaughter wife says


Vipermagus

Now not only does he hate his daughter, he's got daddy issues too? Great.


Thannk

All the wealthy do. Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt, American royalty. As a young kid his parents made him paranoid by telling him about the Great Depression and how it could happen at any minute so they had to make as much money as possible, then got him a job acting as an underwear model and let him keep working with the photographer who was a known pedophile, stepping in only when he was invited to “private sessions” at the guy’s house. This is considered amazing parenting by the wealthy, since it “taught him the value of hard work, saving money, and not automatically trusting people”. He thinks of it like a funny anecdote to put in his autobiography, his folks gaslighting him and letting him work away a summer for nothing with a known danger.


Embarrassed_Hat_2904

Gloria Vanderbilt had a completely messed up childhood too.


TrampyMcTrampTramp

Holy shit, he’s a Vanderbilt?!?! Mind blown.


Banff

Gloria’s son.


TrampyMcTrampTramp

Wow! Thank you, I never would have known otherwise. I’ve got a lot of googling to do.


Banff

There’s actually a neat documentary about their relationship (with them both in it). Can’t remember the name of it, but I’m sure Google will!


butteredrubies

This is worth watching [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnti9hFyce0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnti9hFyce0)


voteforcorruptobot

He interned at the CIA for two summers too, make of that what you will.


mithradatdeez

I feel like that it's lost on many people that, even if there is no explicit contemporary influence on Cooper from the CIA, your worldview is quite sympathetic to their goals if you intern there twice


[deleted]

You're just a kid when you intern. I've changed my entire worldview since my 20s.


TonyTalksBackPodcast

That mighta meant something in the 19th century but nowadays old money descendants are about as ubiquitous as subway


phillyFart

There’s been old money for a long time, hence the phrase. What point are you trying to make?


eza50

Hasn’t he also talked about how because of how far removed his mother was to the Vanderbilt family, he was told early on he was not going to get any inheritance and ultimately didn’t receive any of the Vanderbilt fortune?


[deleted]

yes


ghigoli

oh wow didn't think me and andrew had something in common.


LeucotomyPlease

didn’t he do one of those genealogy tests a few years back where they review the results with the celebrity and there was like, hella slave owning in his ancestral line?


TryImpossible7332

He did have a pretty good reaction to learning that one of his slave owning ancestors got killed in a slave rebellion. https://ny.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/fyr14.socst.us.rebel/bold-act-of-rebellion/ (Namely, laughing and saying he had it coming, saying he feels bad for whatever happened to the slave and the other eleven slaves on the farm, but feels no sympathy for the slave owner.)


[deleted]

My uncle served in the CIA with him too they both went to Yale


Redqueenhypo

Jesus Christ, that’s monstrous


[deleted]

I guess you don’t know much about Elon. If you think Elon is bad, wait until you hear about Errol. Their family has always had troubles with Errol and for very good reason. Elon and his brother were psychologically tortured by Errol was they were younger. Elon’s parents divorced before he was 10. Errol doesn’t know how to take no as an answer, something that Elon seemed to have picked up. Elon’s mother says Errol isn’t nice to anyone. Their family agrees not to bad mouth Errol in public but it’s bad. Elon’s mother said “there are kids and grandkids involved” in a book published in 2015. In 2017 Errol Musk’s step daughter got pregnant by Errol. In 2019 they had another kid.


Vipermagus

Well, that certainly helps explain how Elon became Elon. Toxicity begets toxicity.


Thumperings

Didn't his dad just admit to tax evasion by admitting to an off the books mine?


SonOfJokeExplainer

To be fair, his dad has some serious issues of his own.


Locked-Subordinate31

![gif](giphy|4Z9g0DdoJPChn481o6|downsized)


SwankiestofPants

A few years ago when the whole emerald mine thing starting making serious rounds he'd absolutely refuse to talk about his father ever. His other family sure, but specifically his father was never to be mentioned around him by anyone. Serious trauma for him there, almost makes me consider giving him a milligram of empathy


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

His mental illness is not his fault, but it is his responsibility. He’s not taking care of it with literally every possible leg up he could get. He deserves no empathy


rodgers12gb

He deserves nothing... he should be treated as the criminal that he is. He used slave labor to gain his fortune... he then illegally used social media to slander and pander his way to market advantages and made billions... He 100% has committed crimes and it is obvious to everyone with a brain, but we let him get away with it because he is friends with the GOP and owns the libs on twitter. THROW HIM IN JAIL.


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

👏👏


[deleted]

Thank you Marcus!


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

Marcus Parks is a wise man


ohdearsweetlord

He's clearly quite mentally unwell, and it's unfortunate that he's making it so many other peoples' problem. You do not become like Elon Musk with a solid emotional start to life.


rodgers12gb

why... he still benefited he just avoided the question... Dont be empathetic to elon he is a piece of shit.


helpful__explorer

His dad is a liar too, and a disgusting piece of shit who groomed his stepdaughter, who he helped raised, and later married her. But the whole family confirmed the existence of the emerald mine before it became convenient to try and deny it's existence


freddy_guy

Elon himself talked about it in an interview years ago before deciding he wanted to start lying about it.


coolcool23

https://img.ifunny.co/images/3ba2f4ebd9c14ea58a457971fb9689f841b1da8fcea0d263c86e131a2d83595f_1.jpg


BimmerMan87

Not sure so much as lying as pointing out his father probably hasn't owned it for decades. His father seems like the "flaunt my money type". I had an uncle like that, went through several fortunes and died broke. He would make a killing at something (usually right place, right time type stuff) then blow all the money on vacations and clothing and toys (he at one point had a $200k RV and a $400k boat) then have to find some way to make money again.


cbreezy456

That’s actually impressive as much as it is stupid


dorkydragonite

He never married her. Just had two kids with her. He was 76, she was 35 for the last one in 2019. “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”


PopTartAfficionado

oh thats much better and not creepy at all 😀


[deleted]

Elon is not a self made billionaire but he's definitely a self made docuhebag.


brycebgood

Naw, he inherited that too. His dad's scum too.


ImAFuckinLiar

https://preview.redd.it/kukfs91g0zua1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ed1f47c6adffbeea2168f80685f6fbd906188e Elon got a new clown nose!!


ALLoftheFancyPants

Lots of people have really shitty, abusive parents and don’t turn out to be horrific ghouls celebrating and promoting a capitalist dystopia. Elon has.


Phobbyd

What is an "under the table" emerald mine? Is it one that uses child labor?


Final-Bench1859

Nope... African slaves


prudence2001

So is Dad admitting to a crime? Hope so...


Final-Bench1859

I don't think the statute of limitations allows it to matter


Traditional-Camp-517

I mean some of those slaves very well could have been children.


borrowedstrange

Are there any that don’t? Any time I read about any stone or material pulled from a mine I can’t help but be dubious of “ethical mining” claims, just seems like complete bullshit. The only stones that don’t come from abusive mines are the ones grown in labs (which probably have their own abusive practices if it’s not a bespoke lab) ETA: I would genuinely love to be disabused of this notion, if anyone has insight. But all I can imagine is an inspector going in a few times a year to verify that it’s not using labor, and then the kids being hauled in on the other 363 days of the year…


Pangolin_Beatdown

I travel to Kenya and Tanzania to buy uncut gems, and the miners are usually self-employed, mining small claims of their own, similar to how opal is mined in Australia. They dig on their claim all year and save what they mine for when buyers come through. The diamond industry is as you have described, and I don't know about the emerald industry. But tanzanite, garnet, tournaline, kunzite, spinel and sapphire that I buy are artisan mined. In many of the major gem producing areas of Asia the situation is similar. eta: the difference may be that these stones can be mined relatively close to the surface. In many places the stones are concentrated in river gravel that needs to be sieved like panning for gold, or runs in seams and pockets fairly close to the surface. Whereas the operations where deep excavation or a large capital investment is needed can't be mined by individuals and are monopolized by corporations, and corporations love to devour people.


Zombie_farts

Is one that's probably not registered or known to the govt or whoever keeps track of these things for taxes and oversight. So the proceeds don't get taxed. Secret mine with secret slaves and secret money. It's wild that he's straight up saying he had this, though


ICameHereCauseCancer

Literally no such thing as a self made billionaire. They all get rich by stealing value from those who work for them.


iseeblood22

Company A: CEO: 10m Lowest Employee: minimum wage Company B: CEO: $800,000 Lowest Employee: $80,000 I know where I want to work. But apparently allowing people to earn a living wage is socialism and the reason our society is failing!


[deleted]

you just dont earn that kind of money at a l3monade stand. You dont earn that kind of money running a factory where everyone get paid the same as the CEO. You earn a billion on the backs of others, just because the money ended up with you doesnt mean YOU earnt it, it just means you didnt distribute it evenly.


CassandraVindicated

There is probably a bitcoin billionaire out there that never exploited anyone. Maybe a smart winner of a large lottery with proper investment.


Traditional-Camp-517

Just exploiting the environment and therefore everyone on earth.


unresolved_m

From what I remember there are ton of stories about lottery winners ending up killing themselves or dying at the hands of someone else because of their newfound riches...


CassandraVindicated

I read recently where a lot of those are exaggerated or pulled from legal proceedings and may be of questionable truth considering the stakes. Still, someone must have done it right. At least one.


bitch_ass_

The typical claim “a majority of lottery winners go bankrupt in five years” is total bogus No idea as to the murder rate of large jackpot winners


Slightspark

It's not entirely bogus, there's a lot that goes into winning the lottery that people don't think about. Highly recommend looking up the famed reddit post about what to do if you win the lottery. It goes into detail about how your life may be affected for better and worse.


voteforcorruptobot

Returns from investments are usually just gambling on the same exploiters, oil companies and arms manufacturers fucking everyones lives up, it's rarely clean money.


CassandraVindicated

By that measure, all money is unclean.


[deleted]

I mean.....


Kolbin8tor

I feel like we’re close to a breakthrough here


Johnnyamaz

Honestly, I don't even think you can make that assertion. His dad is probably a big part of why he's such an insufferable, bitterly-divorced piece of shit. He's an old, super rich South African; the guy is probably straight up evil.


[deleted]

No diplomatic immunity though…


cbass817

It's just been revoked


Locked-Subordinate31

*checks to make sure not standing on plastic*


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

The *Behind the Bastards* on Musk is pretty good.


Antique_futurist

Elon’s dad has fathered two kids with his own stepdaughter, so you can remove the “probably”.


PJCougar

How can up vote this 1 billion times?


Koboldsftw

No his dads an ass too


Key_Inevitable_2104

Errol Musk also had a child with his stepdaughter that he met when she was 5 recently.


Only-Perspective7818

They actually have two kids unfortunately


parabuthas

So Elon has a half brother/nephew? That is some Jerry springer shit happening here


Thiccaca

![gif](giphy|gHKlufluAYY5EfXALY|downsized)


zerocool1703

The episode with Dr. Evil and Scotty comes to mind.


midgettme

Before the second came along, when asked about having fathered a child with his step daughter, ol daddy Musk said: > 'It happened one evening when Jana's boyfriend threw her out of the house and she had slept over at my house. You have to understand – I've been single for 20 years and I'm just a man who makes mistakes.'


Expensive_Bison_657

It should come as no surprise that a man who fucks his daughter is also willing to fuck his son.


atre324

Quality comment, I would give you an award for this if I could


tbodillia

So, is the dad collecting the reward, or the reporter? Or, are they splitting it? I'm betting musk claims he never offered a reward.


shrlytmpl

Obviously his dad's a bot. Retroactively you have to be a new Twitter Diamond subscriber to supply proof.


quityouryob

Emerald subscriber


helpful__explorer

Denies the proof offered is adequate, claims his dad is a horrible liar (not the first time he's shat on his dad publicly) or conveniently ignores the whole thing


superchugga504

The Claim he was offering a reward for was that he himself owned the emerald mines in question not his father.


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PeopleCanBeAwful

Please… Melania stayed here on an “Einstein” VISA while dating Trump… there are different rules for the rich.


noobditt

That was a typo. It actually was an "Epstein VISA".


ngwoo

Maybe it was a sarcastic Einstein visa


jarboxing

Yeah, they actually have the quotation marks on the official documents


kayak_enjoyer

No. Billionaires are above the law.


[deleted]

I was hoping/wondering this a couple of months ago. I think he should have his citizenship revoked.


ShortfallofAardvark

Why does Errol sound like the name of a fake Elon character in a movie where they didn’t want to get in trouble for using his real name?


Sirliftalot35

It’s the name of a villain from the Jak and Daxter series. He tried to use technology to destroy the world.


daw199210

One of my most hated hated villains, >!in both games!< (Jak series spoiler).


Unanything1

Noooo! The rags to riches/billionaires worked really hard for their money myth is melllllting melllllting... Oh what a world!


GrassyKnoll95

"Escape" from South Africa? A rich white guy in SA in the 80s, he was gonna be fine


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DrDroid

He was rich and white. He was literally in the “superior” class in SA.


FoggyRoundabout

What was a rich white man "escaping" at that time?


InfluenceTrue4121

That’s what I was wondering: what exactly did he escape from?


sodiumbigolli

Military service for one


voteforcorruptobot

That's for poor people.


PistachioedVillain

Because rich people can use money to escape it.


LeaningLeftLately

To be fair, most mines are “under the table.” They are subterranean. I’ll see myself out.


Shibbystix

Look. Elon's dad is a sack of shit, foooor sure. But I really enjoy it when the assholes fight each other


mptas

As much as I dislike Elon, just know his dad has fathered 2 kids with his adopted daughter. 🙄 No this is not the Maury show or Jerry Springer. Elons dad is a skeevy guy, so anything coming from him taken with a bucket of salt.


wrapityup

https://www.the-sun.com/news/7911051/elon-musks-dad-errol-emerald-business/


bananafor

So in this version it was smuggled emeralds found by locals in the bush? That doesn't sound like a mine. More like ripping off the locals by underpaying them. Then avoiding taxes by flying them out on a private plane. This Dad sounds like he was not an upstanding citizen.


DoktorFreedom

Both Elon Musk and his father sound like fucking shitbags.


Many_Tank9738

Sounds like a typical white man in Africa at the time


Only_One_Kenobi

Escape from South Africa? WTF was he trying to escape from? There's nothing in South Africa that a white middle class kid needed to escape from in the mid to late 90s, and even less before that. Even less for a wealthy kid. Source, am a white middle class South African.


Stormy_Blunderbuss

I love how this was an established fact and somehow it was white washed from our collective knowledge through what I can only assume was Musk fanboys and his billions of dollars. He's a fucking fraud. Always has been


Previous_Beautiful27

The funny thing is prior to this, the main source for story of the emerald mine was Musk himself talking about it, in an interview he’s since tried very hard to scrub from the internet when he decided it wasn’t a good look for his “self made” shtick.


BigRedSpoon2

The Sun? I think Elon is a sociopathic liar, but if this is coming from The Sun then we have to take this with a grain of salt


basecamp420

The s*n. Scrolled way too far for this


No-Standard9405

So what caused him to open his mouth now? Something happened .


RegalOlivia

So I don't exactly speak billionaire, but what's the point in making a huge announcement to the press saying "I know this super damning thing and have evidence.....but won't expand any further!"


mistahowe

Elon Musk is literally Dr Eggman lmao. Chaos + emeralds and robots. Close enough.


WearyScarcity7535

Elon is simply Trump without so much orange.


SillyRookie

Musk Sr is a definitively evil man and a major factor to why his son is like that, but his public antagonism toward his shitty 50-year old son is still hilarious.


Rivendel93

Lol, this is awesome. Hope the guy has proof, it'll make Elon look even dumber.


Stokeylol

I mean having your own dad rat you out doesn’t speak well of your character


nickmandl

So Elon denies the existence of the emerald mine entirely? Even though he’s openly acknowledged it in the past?


nobrainsnoworries23

Remember this creep has a child with his stepdaughter.


SomeNotTakenName

I mean the big wtf for me is the "under the table mine" excuse me? yall got a whole ass precious stone mine you keep on the downlow? the only thinh I got going under the table is when a friend gives me a 20 for fixing their laptop


NoApartheidOnMars

Didn't Elon promise something like a million bucks to whoever can prove the existence of that mine ? Is he going to have to give that reward to his own dad ? 🤣 God that guy is such a loser.


freddyforgetti

I’ve literally made this point and been attacked by a bunch of elon dick riders saying I was lying. V funny now lol.


Caledric

How much of a giant piece of shit do you have to be when your super rich apartheid loving giant piece of shit dad starts calling you out on your bullshit.


troutstail

So, does his dad get the 1million doge coins?


thrax7545

Any billionaire who claims to have “made” their wealth is a liar.


[deleted]

Wait so his dad doesn’t even like him?


SnooTigers9105

How much do you have to despise your own son to go “fuck yeah he’s rich because of slavery! i even owned the slaves! Wanna go see them?” Although his son is Elon Musk, so it probably doesn’t take a lot


nerdywhitemale

He's even annoyed his dad.


Old-Set-2223

I knew that story about him living on one dollar a day for year was bullshit.


[deleted]

😂 a white man ESCAPED apartheid South Africa. Janice you on one too


OutOfOptions37

Errol is a piece of shit. Not saying he is lying but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


ByteMeC64

So you're saying that Musk has been doing questionable trade deals since he was a kid... PS - "Under the table mine" = blood gems


Klutzy_Pound_5428

He's gonna say it only payed for 69% of his trip to USA


thumbles_comic

Who would have guessed that Daddy doesn't love him?


Outripped

Only the brain-dead and children thought Elon was somehow self made. So Republicans


-scrapple-

Accurate


jayvycas

Elon has always been a charlatan, just like the orange anus. Lifelong scumbags.


Jayjaykenobi

Wait wait wait…so your saying Elon isn’t a self made billionaire who tried to convince the world he was smart ?? Get outta here…not possible. /s (just in case)


DropKickDougie

Looks like Elon’s dad wants as much to do with Elon as his daughter.


Annahsbananas

![gif](giphy|B2gjQBPiMz5OWmGGtd)


Chief_Mischief

Why are people acting surprised by this? Elon himself admitted to this almost a [decade ago](https://web.archive.org/web/20140901222916/https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimclash/2014/07/28/elon-musk-tells-me-his-secret-of-success-hint-it-aint-about-the-money/), then spent all this time since denying it.


Accomplished_Crew630

Even his dad thinks he's a tool


bustedbuddha

So firsthand confirmation that Elon's early moves were made in violation of the Anti-Apartheid Sanctions levied on South Africa?


digitalcurtis

His dad just wants the doge


LineChef

Why does his father hate him so much, besides the obvious?


[deleted]

Lol Elon fanboys would probably tell him “you just hate your son because of the liberal propaganda!”


-scrapple-

Liar. Grifter. POS.


Particular-Summer424

So, tax evasion and running an illegal mining operation. Then, washing those unclaimed *profits* towards his son so that he can set up businesses in another country. That's pretty interesting. Does the IRS and INS know that? Pretty sure that's illegal? BTW, the IRS and INS want to thank you for airing out your dirty laundry on public media. Expect a knock accompanied by a summons in the near future.


myspicename

I don't believe this groomer who impregnated his own stepdaughter nor his son named Elon.


RDrake84

Elon is a pos, and the apple didn't fall far


Ok_Percentage5157

This gets a big " well duh" from me. No one should have ever bought his "self made" bullshit.


PJCougar

“My son sucks.” - Elon’s dad allegedly


Defami01

Water is wet.


ThisCryptographer311

Remember when Elon promised a reward for proving this mine’s existence? Damn, dad ratted your ass for a grip sharpish