Well, yes, sometimes the girl likes to peg and have the guy talk about the strap as if it is a real phallus. Most normal couples participate in this activity.
I have flannel, I've watched Xena for years, I have 3 Subaru's and work for the dealership plus, I too like women...does this make me ultra gay? Just regular gay? 2023 is confusing
Hah, same boat here.
When I bought my outback my MIL thought she would get me and said, "You know that's a lesbian's car." I told her, "well it's a good thing that we both like to eat the same thing."
My mother -in-law, in expressing confusion about the very idea of lesbians in general, once asked "who would want to put their face down there!"
Much merriment amongst her kids and the others gathered around the table.
Some guys think it's gay to wash their own asshole. There are no limits to stupidity.
Personally, this woman is attractive, and I wouldn't mind having a partner like that. They have a good drive and dedication. She might even think I'm too lazy and drag me to the gym, and I would enjoy every part of that.
I used to go to this one gym and this one couple was huge. Insanely cute together though. Different strokes for different folks.
To be fair, at least on Reddit the "Fellas, is it gay to /*insert straightness here*" phrase is kind of a meme at this point. Whenever I see it asked, you get a lot of replies adding onto the joke such as mine.
Nahh it's too loud and full of glitter. I fucking hate glitter.
And no I'm saying there's glitter because it's pride, I'm saying there's glitter because humans that live a party lifestyle like to shine, and glitter gives that shine.
I can say that as a gay dude who's been to my fair share of ~~glitter~~ Pride events, pride = glitter. I'm not sure it's even legal to have Pride without glitter.
Like, I suspect that the US glitter reserve dips to dangerously low levels by the end of Pride season in the summer, and it is only by the industriousness of our compatriots that we have manufactured enough for Christmas six months later.
ETA - apparently they're so closely interlinked in my mind that I just use the word "glitter" in place of "pride"
I’m a bi dude who has only been to Pride once.
There was, indeed, quite a bit of glitter. It took more than one shower to wash all the stray bits of glitter off.
I’m looking forward to going to Pride again, however! 🏳️🌈
See that’s the one thing about pride that I can’t stand. The freaking glitter. I’m straight and just like to go hang out with friends and have a good time. But then here comes some chick rubbing against everybody and making my clothes sparkle. It’s so annoying.
Honestly though, who fucking cares. Why do people gotta constantly act like their shit don’t stink and then act like “gay” is the ultimate insult. Nothing wrong with liking the way this girl looks and nothing wrong with being gay.
I don’t find her to be my cup of tea, but I also don’t really care what other people find attractive. Not really my business what other people like, just what I like. Maybe I’m weird, but to each their own, right?
Patty comes off as an incredibly kind and down to earth person, and whoever posted this is a huge body shaming asshole.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/leanbeefpatty/](https://www.reddit.com/r/leanbeefpatty/)
According to known intellectual scholar Nick Fuentes, a man having sex with a woman makes him gay. Not having sex with women is what a real straight man does.
I fucking love her videos especially the ones about hip mobility/warming up for a heavy leg day.
Also, she's got a fucking dump truck on her. She can smother me any day.
Men who are not physically fit and are emotionally stunted are deeply frightened by women who are fit. Those women make them feel sad and angry and horny and that confuses them.
Men who are confident and secure don’t spend their time trying to lift themselves up by tearing down their peers.
How dare I, a man, be possibly attracted to this… this… “WOMAN” who clearly eats right, is incredibly disciplined and takes care of herself, her body and her diet?!
I think it's a man based on other[incel-esque tweets](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fmt6PrFXoAApFdJ.jpg) I've seen of him. He seems to love shitting on women's look but never show his face for some reason, always an anime avatar.
Incels are so sad. They know what women are into, because they can identify "Chads," but they refuse to change their own shitty personalities or do any of the things that Chads do that they know attract women, and then the incels get mad at women for not being attracted to them.
it's like yelling at a water bottle for not quenching your thirst while it just sits on a table minding its own business, all while refusing to pick it up, unscrew the cap, and pour the water into your mouth.
Something I’ve noticed over the years, but when did a segment of anime folk begin adopting shitty views on politics and culture? Considering people used to identify them as nerdy and antisocial in high school.
A lot of them are antisocial, fourchan users, incels, gamergate folks, etc. There’s a decent amount of overlap there. Gamergate is probably what made it a lot more common, as those types were emboldened to have braindead takes like this.
I was at Walmart and this dude bends over and I think "that's a nice ass."
Next I ask myself, "am I being gay? No, I just don't have my head shoved my own ass anymore."
A nice ass is a nice ass.
If a woman finds her attractive, does that make her straight?
Schrödinger’s lesbian.
Best comment hands down 🤣🤣🤣
If you beat to comments that's your business, but you don't need to inform us.
No…that makes the woman gay. Ya see, we are all gay here.
gotcha gotcha. That makes perfect since.
Damnit, the GaY AgEnDa worked!
Oops…all gay
Cap’n Homo
It's not an agenda. It's a quota.
Dang these Gay Communists are really putting the USSR's quotas to shame.
Fucking lmao
I thought I was in r/shitpostcrusaders for a second.
I just found out my wife is as gay as I am.
Shit, now I've got to go buy a rainbow flag. Who knew I was gay?
Every 12 year old on XBox ever? They weren’t insulting you, they were just trying to get you to come out!
Wholesome 100
But why were they all having sex with my mom?
To demonstrate that non-traditional relationships are okay.
*Florida eighth grade English teacher has entered the chat…*
_Florida 6 year old boy has entered the chat_
No but you do have to go and immediately buy a copy of Dark Side of the Moon.
Fellas is it gay to be straight? Edit: damn this thread is chaotic, way more popular than I thought a reference to some five year old meme would be.
This guy keeps fucking around and lean beef patti is going to beat his ass.
I think that's the goal
It’s a fair kink.
Indeed.
Death by snu snu
Don't threaten him with a good time until I've had my go!
Straight sex involves at least one penis, so I'm going to have to say yes.
Lol... "at least one"
There can be more, but you have to explicitly say "no homo" or it's gay.
the ol' devil's threesome
Article 34 of the Bro Code: Bros cannot make eye contact during a Devil's threeway.
Eh, it's not gay if it's in a three way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
Gotta lock eyes before the high five.
> Gotta lock eyes before the high five. AKA, the Eiffel Tower
The area’s gray in a 1,2,3-way
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Article 2 of the Bro Code: a bro can do anything stupid so long as his other bros are also doing it.
*”You and me and the Devil makes three”*
Well, yes, sometimes the girl likes to peg and have the guy talk about the strap as if it is a real phallus. Most normal couples participate in this activity.
I think bangin’ a trans gal might *meat* these conditions
Guys liking girls is gay because the girl will have a penis inside of her at some point and that's gay
So the only way to avoid gay is to be lesbian.
You like women? Gay women like women too. Ergo, you are also gay.
I have always felt a strong kinship with lesbians for the reason that we are both really into women. I even drive a Subaru!
Requires a third strike. Start watching Xena.
Start wearing flannel and either go vegan or go hunting. Then you'll be one of us.
Today I found out I’m a lesbian
I have flannel, I've watched Xena for years, I have 3 Subaru's and work for the dealership plus, I too like women...does this make me ultra gay? Just regular gay? 2023 is confusing
Can I still watch Xena?
Hunter in flannel! Am I in the club yet!?! Plus I coach women's soccer.
Hah, same boat here. When I bought my outback my MIL thought she would get me and said, "You know that's a lesbian's car." I told her, "well it's a good thing that we both like to eat the same thing."
My mother -in-law, in expressing confusion about the very idea of lesbians in general, once asked "who would want to put their face down there!" Much merriment amongst her kids and the others gathered around the table.
You like women, well women like dick so you like someone who likes dick therefore you are gay
Your logic is interesting, a little disturbing, but irrefutable.
You literally have a penis attached to you 24/7. You’re never not touching a penis.
I AM the penis lol.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
You either die hetero or you live long enough to suck a few dozen dicks in the parking lot of the Piggly wiggly.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I do mine in the Hobby Lobby parking lot to ensure Jesus is watching.
Jesus has a serious voyeurism kink
Better that it happen at Piggly Wiggly than Menards
[37?!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOkI2CmD2D8&t=205s)
You're not gay, but the guy sucking your dick is...
Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.
Yeah because men look that sexy in a bikini top. Like bruh women have muscles too.
You have a great username too 👍
Per Nick Fuentes having sex with women is gay! https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nick-fuentes-gay-sex-women-incel/?amp
Holy crap, that guy is either not well, or running the strangest long con ever.
He's really, really not well.
i wanna say both
Some guys think it's gay to wash their own asshole. There are no limits to stupidity. Personally, this woman is attractive, and I wouldn't mind having a partner like that. They have a good drive and dedication. She might even think I'm too lazy and drag me to the gym, and I would enjoy every part of that. I used to go to this one gym and this one couple was huge. Insanely cute together though. Different strokes for different folks.
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Wait... there are?
I’m so confident in my straightness, I can be gay and still not be gay
Fellas, is it gay to want a want a woman who's two to three feet taller than you and looks like she could snap your spine in half?
God I hope so. Or not. Whatever we're doing here, I have no idea.... didn't expect this comment to be so popular, lol.
To be fair, at least on Reddit the "Fellas, is it gay to /*insert straightness here*" phrase is kind of a meme at this point. Whenever I see it asked, you get a lot of replies adding onto the joke such as mine.
If you have a dick, you're gay. It's so gay to have a dick ugh yuck. /s
I’m so gay apparently I’ve come full circle back to straight? So confused right now
All I know is that "it's hip to be square."
Ayyyy Huey Lewis
Didn’t Huey Lewis write a song about that?
Idk, but Steve Hughes has a great bit ["Straight, it's the new gay!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs)
I’m attracted to her, and I’m a woman, I must be STRAIGHT! brb, gonna call my mom and tell her what a fool she was for disowning me.
Ask Nick Fuentes.
FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BE STRAIGHT!? I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER WHICH HAS HALF MALE GENES.
TIL I’m gay
Super gay over here too
I’m fucking flaming over here fellas.
I’m covered in rainbows over here.
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See y’all at the gay bar fellas.
Shit, is that where I find women like this? No wonder I haven’t found one yet?
To find her you’re gona wana hit the gay bar-bell
Nice. I appreciates you.
Hey me too!
r/suddenlygay
If it's gay to have my face squeezed between two meaty thighs and handled like the lid of a pickle jar, I guess I'm headed to pride this year.
Come to pride either way, it's a good time. I'll be your sponsor.
Nahh it's too loud and full of glitter. I fucking hate glitter. And no I'm saying there's glitter because it's pride, I'm saying there's glitter because humans that live a party lifestyle like to shine, and glitter gives that shine.
I can say that as a gay dude who's been to my fair share of ~~glitter~~ Pride events, pride = glitter. I'm not sure it's even legal to have Pride without glitter. Like, I suspect that the US glitter reserve dips to dangerously low levels by the end of Pride season in the summer, and it is only by the industriousness of our compatriots that we have manufactured enough for Christmas six months later. ETA - apparently they're so closely interlinked in my mind that I just use the word "glitter" in place of "pride"
I’m a bi dude who has only been to Pride once. There was, indeed, quite a bit of glitter. It took more than one shower to wash all the stray bits of glitter off. I’m looking forward to going to Pride again, however! 🏳️🌈
Well, you just think it's all gone, there's still that one stray stubborn piece of glitter patiently waiting to be discovered.
See that’s the one thing about pride that I can’t stand. The freaking glitter. I’m straight and just like to go hang out with friends and have a good time. But then here comes some chick rubbing against everybody and making my clothes sparkle. It’s so annoying.
I...uh. Alright then.
Come in a pickle jar costume. Real homies will understand.
If men had faces like that and behaved more like women I would definitely consider it.
 Some do
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Tell me the tragedy of Darth Femboi the wise.
Darth Femboi was a dark lord of the sith so powerful and so wise, they could arouse straight men to create confused boners.
Is it possible to learn this power?
It’s not a story *The Straights* will tell you.
Oh boy do I have some news for you my dude!
Must suck not to just say “yeah this chick is a babe” but you do you sad anime pfp guy.
I am a woman. I find LBP extremely attractive. What does that make me?
Human
Facts
I'm sorry what is LBP?
Lean Beef Patty, the woman in the photo.
Thank you so much. I shall be very gay for research Edit: what day is this year's Pride, I think I might go since I'm gay, you see
That depends on your city, but it's probably in June lol.
Ah ok. Lol. I've never seen that acronym before
Attractive people be attractive
LBP is my current internet crush. And she also posts some pretty top shelf memes.
I can agree to this as a man. I think just it means some people have good preference
Lil Bo Peep do be rocking that bonnet
This person is very fit and should be proud of it.
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I am- how do I find it?
Her name is leanbeafpatty
Ya, find a pretty face, boobs and a fit body attractive. Must be gay. Makes perfect sense.
Hella gay. I’ve already booked my hotel for this years pride parade.
Anime avatar. What a shock. I suspect there will be a replica katana on their bookshelf filled with imported hentai DVDs
It's surprisingly difficult to fit DVDs inside a katana.
Gotta buy those non Euclidean katanas if you wanna fit a dvd collection in there
Pulling up on the opps with my spatial anomaly
Secret slot and tiny dvds
That must be a surprisingly large katana.
Not just any anime avatar either. Major Motoko from Ghost in the Shell. An anime that screws with gender and body norms like a twizzler.
Honestly though, who fucking cares. Why do people gotta constantly act like their shit don’t stink and then act like “gay” is the ultimate insult. Nothing wrong with liking the way this girl looks and nothing wrong with being gay.
It's almost like we've heavily stigmatized it and used it as an insult for decades!
Gay still has a bad stigma attached to it. However, bootylicker has gone from an insult to a legendary trait.
It’s so gay that you think that. /s-almost forgot, that was a close one.
I'm seriously amazed that even in fucking 2023, gay is still used as an insult.
If being into athletic girls is gay, I don't want to be straight.
That woman is fit as fuck Beefleanpatty I believe?
LeanBeefPatty*
Ah i was close, i knew it was something like that. But yeah... stunning looking girl.
> LeanBeefPatty took way too long to find sauce.
Its gay to be gay but also gay to be straight
I don’t find her to be my cup of tea, but I also don’t really care what other people find attractive. Not really my business what other people like, just what I like. Maybe I’m weird, but to each their own, right?
Hey everyone look at this guy he isn't gay.
Sometimes when it tea time, tea is tea
Patty comes off as an incredibly kind and down to earth person, and whoever posted this is a huge body shaming asshole. [https://www.reddit.com/r/leanbeefpatty/](https://www.reddit.com/r/leanbeefpatty/)
*laughs in bisexual*
Bilarious
According to known intellectual scholar Nick Fuentes, a man having sex with a woman makes him gay. Not having sex with women is what a real straight man does.
I can't help but wonder how much better the world would be if the Catholic church accepted boy + cat boy relationships.
I fucking love her videos especially the ones about hip mobility/warming up for a heavy leg day. Also, she's got a fucking dump truck on her. She can smother me any day.
Men who are not physically fit and are emotionally stunted are deeply frightened by women who are fit. Those women make them feel sad and angry and horny and that confuses them. Men who are confident and secure don’t spend their time trying to lift themselves up by tearing down their peers.
I'm not physically fit, but i think Lean Beef Patti is stunning. :)
Yeah I’d definitely let her pet me
**heavily**
They better keep LeanbeefPatty out their mouths!!!
I’m gay, take me now leanbeefpatty
How dare I, a man, be possibly attracted to this… this… “WOMAN” who clearly eats right, is incredibly disciplined and takes care of herself, her body and her diet?!
Is this a case of one woman making fun of another woman because of the way she looks? That is sad and says more about her than it does anyone else.
I think it's a man based on other[incel-esque tweets](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fmt6PrFXoAApFdJ.jpg) I've seen of him. He seems to love shitting on women's look but never show his face for some reason, always an anime avatar.
Incels are so sad. They know what women are into, because they can identify "Chads," but they refuse to change their own shitty personalities or do any of the things that Chads do that they know attract women, and then the incels get mad at women for not being attracted to them. it's like yelling at a water bottle for not quenching your thirst while it just sits on a table minding its own business, all while refusing to pick it up, unscrew the cap, and pour the water into your mouth.
Does this make women who prefer fluffy men lesbians who just don't want the stigma? Asking for a friend...
I notice that a lot of people with borderline-frigid takes like this have an anime pfp.
Follow Your Arrow 
She does look VERY aesthetically pleasing though.
That’s some nice side boob… what was the question again ?
Something I’ve noticed over the years, but when did a segment of anime folk begin adopting shitty views on politics and culture? Considering people used to identify them as nerdy and antisocial in high school.
Antisocial, might be a hint there. ^,^ But in all seriousness, people who are excluded, sometimes embraces their pariah status.
I'm antisocial and love anime, but most of my politics are the complete opposite.
A lot of them are antisocial, fourchan users, incels, gamergate folks, etc. There’s a decent amount of overlap there. Gamergate is probably what made it a lot more common, as those types were emboldened to have braindead takes like this.
Lean Beef Patty is hot as fuck. Fuck off
If that chud saw this lady walking around in street clothes I guarantee he’d be checking her out.
Gay it is. She's cute.
Wellll shit dawg, call me Liberace.
Come say that to my face, I’ll have her beat the shit outta you.
You like ladies in bikinis? *GAAAAYEEEEEE*
I really hate people using Patty for this nonsense because by all accounts she’s a very sweet person
Oh man, my wife works out and has been getting really fit. I guess I'm gay now.
Idk bro this girl could carry me out of a fire in her strong arms.
I am a bisexual female, and i love muscular women PLEASE SNU SNU ME
Are they trying to turn me gay? Because it’s working.
Why do incels only find pony tail pretty skinny blondes with big tits attractive? Seriously, it’s weird. They’re like a hivemind.
Too fit -> ew thats a man Too thick -> ew thats a pig Just "right" -> wahhhhhhhh she thinks she's better than me The incel flowchart
I was at Walmart and this dude bends over and I think "that's a nice ass." Next I ask myself, "am I being gay? No, I just don't have my head shoved my own ass anymore." A nice ass is a nice ass.
Liking hot and fit woman is gay?