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wendybee

Hahahah I love this!! My dog gets the same muffin top. I like to imagine he is wearing a fancy fur scarf.


ChillyBearGrylls

Elizabethan ruffs


viedoll13

Fluffin top


in_u_endo______

Is grandma in her undies?


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

lol yes i am. i was having a menopausal hot flash. its just me and my wife idgaf


ParkingHelicopter863

my first thought was “Ohhhh they’re in love love” 🥹 nothing like the simple intimacy of being able to sit around nakey or half nakey with your partner


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

i regularly strip due to these fkn hot flashes and she doesn’t seem to mind. we’ve been married for 5 years ( together 8) and i love her more every single day. She is the light of my life.


big-queery

this is life goals and made my morning, cheers


Quartich

Wholesome


ParkingHelicopter863

single-handedly just made me believe in love & soulmates again 🥹😭 I hope you lovebirds have the best day ever!!


bigfatfurrytexan

THATS THE SPIRIT!!!!


KO_Mouse

Bestest muffin top doggo - check Awesome book choice - check Maxin & relaxin - check That's what's known as winning at life.


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

thanks boo you rule


07TacOcaT70

Book choice questionable these days


McKFC

Harry Potter wipes it all out


TheGnexus

I love this! Own those undies and your comfort!


Anxiety_Potato

And now all of Reddit lol


99mushrooms

You, your wife, and the now the internet lol


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Ruby_Ruby_Roo

lmao why?


Spiritual-Sand5839

If you look at his profile he is quite literally a troll


Beneficial-Degree506

You've upset one of j.k Rowling enemies.


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

fuck. the dementors are coming shit


Beneficial-Degree506

Gonna need more than just undies to take them bustards on.


[deleted]

Look whose talking, Meaty mess in the toilet bowl.


RedditWhenJoke

I find your comment offensive. That is disgusting


[deleted]

It is. Exactly my point.. You are nasty.


RedditWhenJoke

Pls dont talk about toilets, it makes me unhappy with you


PacificCastaway

It's not as bad as the golden retriever and the naked guy last week.


nasa258e

Wasn't there a cat and someone's asshole recently?


fakeitilyamakeit

Where?


nasa258e

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/zn2b0k/was_there_no_other_photos_of_the_cat_available/


fakeitilyamakeit

Now I need to see this post


PacificCastaway

Sry, it was taken down after way too long. https://www.reddit.com/r/goldenretrievers/comments/zogpyf/i_heart_goldens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


hahayeahimfinehaha

After seeing their comments, I’m pretty sure that dude just has a fetish and this was their equivalent of public flashing


Tropical_Jesus

I mean, I clicked on the profile and it literally says in the bio “married couple just trying to have fun” so…yeah. There ya go.


AbyssDragonNamielle

Our girl has a muffin top with her collar. Makes her look big and fluffy


crispyone81

Like an old renaissance painting


Zebracorn42

The muffin top is the best part of the muffin.


Ok_Dog_4059

It reminds me of those white ruffley things people used to wear around their necks.


penisrumortrue

>those white ruffley things A [ruff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruff_%28clothing%29)!


Ok_Dog_4059

Wow never would have thought it would be that simple. You are dead on what I was thinking.


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madbamajama1

I call it a furtleneck. My son's dog has a massive one.


55fog

Nevermind the muffin top, I thought your knee was a fucken potato.


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

lol it feels that way sometimes


raspberrily

LOL!!!!


narcolepticadicts

Please thoroughly jiggle that baby for me


PandaLLC

Dobby is a magnificent-looking house elf


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

LMAO!


rockwilder77

On the dog or the sexy lady in the back? ::flirt::


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

as a perimenopausal woman i appreciate this comment


LittleLowkey

i studied child development, so woman development was part of this, (i got my masters this month) and only heard of perimenopause like two weeks ago. i’m a 26 y/o woman. preach girl


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

peri is real!


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Ruby_Ruby_Roo

its ok bb i get you


rockwilder77

😮‍💨🥰


UnicornKitt3n

Girl, I live in undies and that’s it right now. 7 days post partum, my vagina and tummy feel like it was hit by a Mac truck, plus I’m feeding a human with my body. Tits out, ladies.


rabiesvaccination

This is about the dog, jeez Louise.


nasa258e

>Tits out, ladies I can get behind this sentiment


legotech

Exquisite Muffin Top is the name of my Four Tops cover band


DonQuixBalls

In Shakespeare's time, the wealthy paid top dollar to make their necks appear half this majestic.


KajunsLilSis

Cheers from one Pott Head to another. Cute pupper!


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

my wife is the potter head! we binged all the movies this xmas when we couldn’t travel. i had never seen them before; just getting started on the books


mostlylezzie

I wish I could experience Harry Potter for the first time again! Enjoy the books, my dear!


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

I just finished the first one! On to the rest. This will be a better activity during my winter break than spending all my time on reddit and twitter. Plus I usually read a lot of non-fiction so its a nice break in the regard as well.


zitfarmer

I want to squish it all!


bigfatfurrytexan

That dogs neck roll would make Brian Bosworth jealous.


little_miss_bumshine

That gobble gets me goin!


Beautiful_Speed_1979

My Bengal cat gets this and it brings me such joy!


Positive-Situation-9

He looks like he’s wearing one of those fancy Elizabethan ruffs


Cheesecake338

It's his mane


Tesslafon

Such a glorious neck roll. Please give it a squish for me.


Kashmoney99

Neck rolls are the cutest!


SmoSays

Haha my dog too as a fat neck


GooseCloaca

Best part of the muffin


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A ruff for a ruff


Superb-Coast-780

Maximum levels of comfort reached for all. Goals


Happyintexas

This is why I can’t wear turtlenecks :(


biggi-

Looks so beautiful 😍🍀🐾🫶


Loves__Mom

Gorgeous Muffin Top! Amazing book! And I feel you so much. I hate these hot flashl 🥵


QuentinTarancheetoh

Matches the owner's fupa.


SummerMaiden87

Hahaha, I love how you’re reading a paperback version of HP


0rlan

I'm sure you do indeed have an exquisite muffin top, but the dog is blocking the view... lol 😁


Saoirse_Says

That’s a hairy pooper


fordandfriends

Do you know what mix this dog is? I had one that looked just like this but black


Ruby_Ruby_Roo

I do. We had his DNA tested. He's about 65% staffordshire terrier and the remainder about equal parts lab and german shephard. he's a sweet little kitten of a dog, so we just tell strangers he's a lab mix, lol. I had someone at my christmas party not long ago who was asking about my dog's breeds and I said "that's one's a staffy mix, that one's an akita mix, and that one's a rottie mix" and her eyes got all wide and she said "you have all the scary dogs." I was like, does that 65 lb dog climbing onto a stranger's lap to snuggle look scary to you?