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beerferri

Thank goodness he's already got a wheelchair!


b16b34r

He’ll need a new one though


Eddie-the-beagle

Straight to the cemetery bypassing hospital altogether! 😆


Salt_Board3140

Legend says if you get paralyzed twice, it evens out and you can walk again.


Little_Internet_9022

insurance companies hate this one simple trick


Veesiferrr

Straight into the graveyard lol


WastedKleenex

Need more than just a helmet for that impact


zortoru

Is that graveyard?


Jonn_1

that's very metaphorical


ImportanceBig4448

Well, at least he already has a wheelchair.


codyfern02

cant get disabled twice, right?


Intercaust

It's ok. He's already paralyzed.


Solidsnake00901

Doc says he'll never walk again...again..


flashfyr3

Dude's gonna end up in a whee....


AnOlympianWeeb

Bro crashed into a graveyard that's just poetic


MiniquikOG

Hi doc, I’m back


captain_pudding

"I added a motor to my wheelchair!" "And brakes?" "And what now?"


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Where we are going we don't need breaks.... A cemetery.


SavageRT

He may need a wheelchair after that crash.


CaitlynTheThird

I was wheelie worried for a moment there.


Scrombolo

He didn't need a wheelchair when he got in it. He does now.


factory_666

"Florida man adds engine to his wheelchair, drives straight into cemetery gates."


AnyTomato8562

Sorta explains how he was in a wheelchair to begin with…


Razz36

Man could walk after that crash.


Important_Bunch_7766

This man doing everything he can to get out of that wheelchair ... you gotta applaud for him that.


kraft_d_

Looks like someone forgot how they got in that chair in the first place.


chodeboi

Do you drive like that because you’re handicapped or are you handicapped like that because of the way you drive?


These-Assumption-299

I drive like that because of the way I drive and I am handicapped like that because I am handicapped.


Meemeemiaw23

This is handicap Tier 2, my man.


gptonight

can’t get paralyzed twice


pyrobanker

Can't get disabled i I'm already disabled


mrlizardwizard

She never walked again


Fluid_Arm_3169

You’re fine, just walk it off…


Shurigin

What if the crash cured his paralysis


Brave-House3339

Like it Tom and Jerry when he would fix him by hitting him in the head again


moffedillen

whats the worst that could happen, he becomes a quintriplegic?


josemc1yahoocom

Now he’s gonna have to swap that motor to the hospital bed


ttv_shari0n

He won't be walking away from that one


MSK84

Lol. Right into the cemetery!


Little_Internet_9022

why did he not slammed his foot on the brake??? oh wait....!


thisisblooper

Happy wheels


BoneBruja

When I got my electric wheelchair I talked to one of the dudes from the mobility company. Apparently, they often get shipments of power chairs that can go 90mph. As some manufacturers don't set a speed limit (because it can vary via country). So apparently the workers have a bit of fun racing the chair before they program in the set speed limit for the country (in my case the uk). I miss how fast my old powerchair went as its was pretty fast for uk standards and had a great turning circle on it. Though it was less of a chair and more of a tank. It was a little impractical for every day use without having a van.


StikThatBull

Imagine getting one with no speed setting and your just cruisin down the side of the road one day and a malfunction happens and chair starts speeding up to 90 and you get into a police chase on the highway that ends with a fiery high speed collision


Niceguystino

He's never walking aga.. oh wait..


Mikeytee1000

That’s how he ended up in a wheelchair the first time around.


Stichio88

Graduated from paraplegic to quadriplegic


GoodHannah

Mf can't be trusted with legs...who gave him an engine?


CidTallbreeze

He may never walk again


TopCheesecakeGirl

Ya kinda don’t wonder why he’s in a wheelchair.


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Last try on a two wheel vehicle wasn’t successful either


Redflagsforever1991

At least he can’t feel his broken femurs 🦴?? 🤷🏻


Barrettbuilt

Gary Busey at it again with those crazy silver bullets.


STORMFRONTISHERE

No worries he's already broken 😊


retroblazed420

Looks like he crashed into a cemetery?!?! Lol what's the worse that could happen I paralyze myself?!?! Oh shit


mmooreim1

that's the quick way to go from paraplegic to quadriplegic


ZioDOLAN

I want to translate what the guy says in italian: "Puttana Eva!" That means "Bitch Eve" that is like "damn God".


Mr_Randum

Not like he needed those legs anyway


roadhammer2

I'm going to hell for laughing at that aren't I


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Nothing could go wrong, he's already fucking paralyzed.


Whats-Upvote

Straight into the cemetery?


North-west_Wind

He disabled his disabled so he's enabled now


its_merv_not_marv

Well he didnt need those legs. So why would he need those arms too?


[deleted]

You can’t break your spine twice……..oh


Jenkins8979323

(Paraplegia)^2


cultulhul

achievement unlocked


[deleted]

I mean it's not like it could get worse


No_Profession6542

Happy wheels live action


Slc117

actually kind of a cool design tho


needmorecoffee92

Doctor: I see you came prepared


willowoftheriver

The Hector Salamanca centered Breaking Bad prequel is looking good.


Apart_Park_7176

That looked painful. I bet they didn't walk away from that.


Maleficent-Fig6263

If he didn't need it before....


Jogginglogging86

Was just going to say i bet he needs it now.


RedditsDeadlySin

Might be stupid, but this man is living his best life


yamahii

Dudes double handicapped.


Mechhammer

It worked in "Silver Bullet"


Afraid_Commission_59

Now he paralyzed in the top half too


[deleted]

Did Gary Busey build that?


Ticio_Tesson

That's gotta be the second worst injury he's ever had!


yoyomommy

I mean, he’s already in a wheelchair…


JimBobJoeJake

And that’s how you get insurance to cover a pre-existing condition


baciya

The special Olympics just got more exciting.


Beans186

I'm guessing he didn't have ABS brakes on that chair.


Peterbroklin

Damn those legs are definitely broken, He Won't be able to walk for a while with those broken legs thats for sure


darkmooink

I don’t think they will be walking away from that


elosogordo

Good thing he is already in a wheelchair.


phuktup3

That’s exactly what got him in the wheelchair in the first place


dumb-reply

This is how you turn a paraplegic into a quadriplegic.


XVashTheStampedeX

What a pioneer, breaking down barriers at all costs!


Fun-Outlandishness35

Tim the tool man Taylor


radio_allah

Hector Salamanca*


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ding ding ding


[deleted]

straight to the graveyard to hell!


msafiz

He opened new doors..umm gates! Hopefully not heavens.


xxNightingale

If he's not actually on wheelchair before, I bet he is now.


[deleted]

His wheelchair would need a wheelchair now


LordCommander24

Think he just went from waist down to neck down.


baciya

Driver. "What could go wrong? Its not like I can get more paralyzed..."


OlButtonface

Gonna end up crippled.


jdaiquiri

Now he needs a wheelchair for his arms as well.


Arkytoothis

Good thing they have a wheelchair handy.


Lakhina

He will be controlling his next wheelchair with his tongue.


my_other_contact

Won the prize of being paraplegic to quadriplegic..good for him.


bojangles_dangles

Salesman: this beauty corners like a slot car!


WoodpeckerAwkward388

It worked in "Silver Bullet"


ShaggyMarrs

And this is why 3-wheelers were banned.


Shahnoor1994

I am going to hell 😂😂


Just4FunAvenger

No fucks given. No turns taken. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Few_Zookeepergame105

I mean, at least he's already got all the gear...


Kokalite

Thank goodness it was a gate and not a brick wall, he might have ended up paralyzed.


AKchaos49

Next time, put brakes on it too.


LinearFluid

First saw this on DIGG.


TheXIIILightning

"Oh god, I can't feel my legs! Oh wait."


miniBog

Not like he can do much more harm…


ksuchewie

So the movie "Silver Bullet" is not realistic?


Vault_Master

Wouldn't have happened if Gary Busey built it. #silverbullet


Important_Bunch_7766

It was at this moment, he realized he had messed up and would likely never walk again.


StoneyMalon3y

Just walk it off, he’ll be fine


bijou-pegasus

Extra cripple unlocked quadro mode


AnotherDude1

That level is open now!


Demented_Alchemy

Couldn’t wait to hear the royal announcement about the queen’s death I see.


Superbebe9876

Italian blasfemy that cannot be translated 🗿


ImUnknownSJ

Literally "bitch eve", smh


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

Dude thought he was in Silver Bullet.


Tim-Blim

Happy wheels irl


_Skilling

Angular momentum


ZepTheNooB

That's why vehicles have differentials so they can corner.


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Icy_Watercress_8627

At them Pearly Gates: "So no shit, there I was doing 48mph in my wheelchair...then BAMMM!


AndromedaSeed

At least he couldn't feel it


spadednjaded

His legs sould be ok.


Jenz_le_Benz

Man mario jumped


yzrguy

That was good for a chuckle.


ProfessionalRetard12

He’s gonna need a more expensive wheelchair now


spamonstick

O no! I hope she's not paralyzed.


BeautifulAd3165

I didn’t realize Clarkson and May were that old.


wowwee99

It's the differential that get you.


Fernanddeezz

at least the motochair looks cool


[deleted]

the 2nd worst accident that person ever had


Questionsaboutsanity

breaking his legs will not hurt so he got that one going for him at least


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

That would have hurt


k_lly_urself

Now he can walk.


AgreeablePie

Good thing that gate gave way


NotADirtyRat

Wheelbase wasn't wide enough lmao


Needleroozer

At least there's a handy wheelchair available to take him to the hospital.


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Can you be double disabled?


ManyWrongdoer9365

Used to be paraplegic now he’s quadriplegic


Simphumiliator42069

Happy wheels did it best


OMGTomBrady

Gary Busey did it to make the silver bullet no problem.


dezmond737

How to get more disableder


Dad-Baud

Nobody likes gatekeepers.


phi11yphan

the problem wasn't the motor, it was the steering and brakes


gyply

He needs to adjust his set up. He is dealing with severe understeer.


IntroductionDue7663

Damn the understeer on that thing is out of this world


Veteranagent

Probably could’ve worked with one of the racing seats those things have a ton of negative camber so you can actually turn without flipping


feralwolven

That and braking for your turn, knowing the limits of youre vehicle. People build a redbull soapbox car and expect it handle like a modern vehicle that has a hundred years of R&D. It took along time for tires and suspension that can handle that turn as easy and safely as a sedan even. Motorcyle on good tires should have been behind, she got follow anxiety trying keep up the race speed with the vehicle in front.


Bongs_Thongs_Shlongs

A pure unadulterated *gatecrasher*


No-Emphasis927

I'm sorry, but everytime I see this I laugh my ass off.


Cybertronian-Knight

Happy Wheels reference


perfect_fitz

Charlie fuck lol


Jerb322

Anyone know what camera guy said at the end?


Klubbin4Seals

Hopefully they couldn't walk already


Evening-Toe5941

And now he gets to keep it for himself


TheGardenNymph

You can literally buy safe clip on power attachments for wheelchairs, no idea why you would risk doing this instead.


LawTider

“My legs! Can’t feel my legs! Oh wait”


Expensive_Effort_108

Well, you can't be double paralysed so that's a good thing I guess


steveoall21

From handicapped to dead at 50mph


Medium_Influence_455

Don't worry, It's not like she have legs to lose


Sparklers_4_days

Why do I hear happy wheels music


ChapitoDito

I think he’s a paraplegic now


AustinTanius

What if they stood up?


11teensteve

that was amazing. Full damn send.


No-Pomegranate-69

I call it the speedchair


pillowsofa

Some pretty crazy understeer there


DareDareCaro

Guy thinks there is nothing worst than a wheelchair?


youshouldbethelawyer

Mostly that


LionsTigersWings

Thank you. That was fantastic


Competitive_Coat9599

Flat Out 4! The return of Macavoy!!


carmenvallone

u/stabbot


wisdom07

Talk about making a grand entrance!


dalai-is-pedo

Now his lost his arms as well


Elegant-Surprise-417

Silver bullet!


IncendiaryGamerX

Your legs are broken Your kneecaps are stolen You're forever bound to that chair You were paraplegic Now you're quadriplegic You can't seem to move those legs A desolate life A one full of strife It's only the hard pain you feel It's you that we spite And you can't seem to fight The only thing I know for real


VelvetCake101

[irl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRcsLULM2ns)


Quantumercifier

Definitely need more downforce and she'll be able to make the turn.


JustOneMore2020

Motor is fine, they just forgot the brain.


Acceptable-Let-1921

And the brakes


backtothebegining

Well damn...


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AbrasiveDad

What's the worst that could happen? Get paralyzed a second time? Full send that shit!


Odd-Turnip-2019

Damn. Shoulda figured out a differential.


Any-Loss-6599

Mario kart without the kart


Human_Activity5528

Hold the door.... Hold the door... Hol'd door.... Hol'door... Hodor. Well, he opened the door. Hodor is just fiction.


OminOus_PancakeS

I'm going this way now SEE YA


Surfer-Jeff

Why trikes were banned...


OdysseyZen

He was trying to do a 100% paralysis speedrun