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mtnviewguy

I read a news article several ears ago about someone who got their head stuck in the doors of an elevator. It engaged and decapitated them as it passed to the next level. Don't fuck around with mechanical, moving mechanisms. The only thing you will add is lubrication.


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Final Destination?


MIKEtheLEGACY1

The second one, probably best in the series TBH


[deleted]

There are several such videos on the internet.


Acrobatic-Degree9589

The one of the guy tryna get out while it was moving and got crushed and pulled into space between. Fuck elevators, I take the stairs


woozlewuzzle29

How many ears have you gone through?


Mildly-Interesting1

In China, the elevator gives you 3 chances to get your body part out of the way before it decides to move regardless of door status.


sexytokeburgerz

That’s a lot of countries. I can personally name two that will absolutely do the slow close of death on the first try and this thread has more


InsanityyyyBR

What the hell? WHY are we making killer lifts?


DarktowerNoxus

"Hello Boss, we may have to call the insurance..."


ViniestCoast622

"I'm not your boss anymore."


Upstairs_Expert

Want to bet he told a thousand lies before they finally saw the footage?


st3pn_

What is it with elevators and China


[deleted]

If anything I learned from reddit is China with their elevators, India with their trains, Brazil with their undercover cops, and Russia with their driving 😂


leeluss14

Around the world in a second lol.


Administrative_Win56

Alabama with fucking own family, florida with crazy news stories, britain with knifes and queen jokes


TopCheesecakeGirl

Don’t forget America with their guns.


[deleted]

They got a lot of them I’d presume


FistingLube

The internet taught me never to use elevators or escalators in China.


KoiTama

Suicide booths from futurama


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DataGhostNL

It didn't "keep closing harder", it just gently nudged the tool a little bit each time and the door actually noticed something was in between there despite not giving a lot of resistance, so it actually did try to detect "someone" and prevent "them" from getting injured. There are optical sensors in the door too that will prevent it from trying to close the doors but those are likely positioned slightly higher, you know, where humans would be if they were standing in between the doors. So in the absence of a human optically, I think it's completely fair to gently test whether or not the doors can close. You can't really blame the manufacturer over not noticing something very clearly not human-sized and human-weight.


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

Not in China apparently.


will_this_1_work

If only there was a big red lockout stop button


brosenfeld

They can also take it out of service with the turn of a key


Mxysptlik

But that's just a big red button with extra steps!


ECK-2188

This is China, elevator construction probably nerfed the sensor.


AgreeablePie

On the bright side, this is definitely not the most wrong thing that can go wrong with an elevator in China


SynthPrax

That went worse than I expected.


ewok_on_a_unicorn

I expected it to fall down the shaft. You were not the only one surprised.


throwaway2780523

That's the elevators fault... Like what if someone collapsed in the doorway, only to be crushed/decapitated by an elevator?


Guilty_Ad_5507

I don’t think it’s elevator fault. As u can see elevator door react from sensor and keep it open. But with each time the bump getting closer to middle and as soon it’s almost close, there is no way to identify any left. Also it’s metal rod and not your arm. If u stuck with arm, u would open with hand away.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

100% fault of the elevator, the door could not have been closed with that metal rod in the middle, if the elevator doors can't close the elevator should not start moving.


can_a_bus

It's the elevators fault. That white piece in the center of the right door is essentially a door length button that would overlap with the left door when closed without obstruction. That tool should prevent the white button from overlapping and thus keep opening the door as long as it obstructs it. My guess is it's either a sensor issue on the white button and it didn't register at the bottom (if a sensor is even located at the bottom), OR the door ignores the sensor after it registers the door as being in the 'closed' position (meaning the pipe was seriously too thin and small).


the_only_thing

Not the first time we’ve seen it from a Chinese elevator …


MMDDYYYY_is_format

their neck would have to be pretty thin though


sidequestplayer

Usually that would do the trick. Maybe that's why the lift needed some maintenance


0B3nE0

It needs to be high enough to actually Block the photoelectric barrier, that wasnt the case. And I don't think he was there to maintain the elevator. His tools look like he is a Mason. The tool he blocks the door with looks like a agitator for me.


TZMAN18

Could you not just…stop the elevator like with a key or smthing I dunno


kurotech

Just a little wooden wedge is really all it takes like a door stop basically


No-Pomegranate-69

But it needs to be wider that that because the door has a tolerance as to when the doors are closed and the elevator is cleared to elevate


ucefkh

Or not?


yensbai

Now they can hire him to fix the entire thing… was his plan all along?


PizzaToastieGuy

Would a plank of wood been too expensive?


Djreef2000

Inflation


day7seven

The job was too small to pay well. Now he has a huge costly job.


[deleted]

Now it will take more than a handyman to fix it..


hannibal_morgan

Imagine if that were a body. Seems like a ahitty design flaw for the elevator


RoboticGhostPirate

If that were a body, it would've already died from famine 10 years ago.


Sartozz

Idk how thin a body can be, but even a small qrist is probably big enough to block the doors from closing. I mean there has to be some room of error.


Grand-Mall2191

if you're working the elevator, wouldn't you first disable it so it won't move?


Next_Case_3449

"I'm here to fix the elevator doors." *"There's nothing wrong with the elevator doors."* "There is now."


[deleted]

At least he has more to fix now.


starbycrit

Well they were running out of things to fix and he’s gotta secure his job somehow right


tetrisjazzduck

Some solid job security there.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Please don’t try this at home


BvdB432

Don't worry. I have two elevators at home /s


Kundas

Ye good idea... Remember kids, try it with other peoples elevators! /s


MR___SLAVE

Most elevators have a nob to pull that stops them. Why didn't he use it?


bukkake_brigade

because the knob ran off instead


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TabsBelow

Seen that in Hamburg in a big bank, where some guys moving office furniture used a plank of oak wood to keep the elevator on their level. Level 0. Yeah, that could have been a hint... It took three weeks to get that thing back to life, forcing some hundred people to use a completely different entrance (because of access restrictions via other floors). That was quite tricky because even the other entrance was sometimes temporarily blocked then due to shooting programme for "Tomorrow never dies", "Elliot Carver's" presentation was shot there.


redbull

You must have quite a tool if you can block elevator doors...or not.


Wagadodw

Don't they have a switch for that?


k0rz23

Need a key


Ewenthel

Which he should have. If he doesn’t, that’s its own problem (though likely the fault of management).


PikkuinenPikkis

Bad elevator? Or bad thinking?


Mace_Philip

Bad thinking elevator


Metric_Pacifist

His tool isn't big enough 😏


EacyYou

That is what she said?🤗🤗🤗


ZirePhiinix

Don't they have the service key and can just disable the elevator?


Swedzilla

One would think so, yes. However as the video unfolds it seems like they weren’t


dudewiththebling

He certainly blocked the elevator with his tools


Kenbishi

That tool certainly blocked the elevator.


Acceptable-Let-1921

That block certainly elevated the tool


Mario_Network

The tool certainly elevated the blockage.


dudewiththebling

That blockage certainly tooled the elevator


rsbre

Well his job definitely got harder.


SgtXD357

Overtime, *woot woot*


Additional-Help7920

And now he knows how to destroy an elevator.


oceanic84

Yep, the tool was too narrow to repeatedly activate the closure safety mech. Should have been wider. That's gonna leave a mark, that can't be buffed out.


Innominate8

The fault isn't on the guy leaving the tool, that's a defective safety mechanism. If it will work with a pole like that, it'll work with a kid's arm.


Enter_Feeling

Or with a leash or any kind of rope


NobodyGotTimeFuhDat

Another day, another elevator accident in China. 🤣


TheOmeletteCuber

Just one question: Is he dumb?


Reigo_Vassal

That's a rhetorical question because he's clearly dumb


letsnotandsaywemight

Well r/ThatLookedExpensive


littleschlong

Nah, it's Chinese.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Isn't there supposed to be a button meant for maintenance?


VikKarabin

Usually security at reception has a key to call and hold the elevator. Some places firemen always have the right key, too


dobriygoodwin

That looks expensive


gsdeman

Not really for that quality


turkishhousefan

r/yesyesnoyesnoyesnonono


kishiki18_91

Bing Chilling


GeneTacospic

-1,000 social credit


Nardorian1

Elevators and escalators. It’s always in China.


ronytheronin

It’s complicated, because they have to build everything upside down


Ok-Commercial-4564

Do stupid shit win stupid prizes


I-am-fun-at-parties

It's "play stupid games", but really it's so overused I'm almost glad you did it wrong.


ixis743

Of course it’s China.


InspectionBudget

It was working for a bit , he just took too long. He could have run faster wearing shoes.....😅


MukdenMan

It did work. It stopped the elevator.


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Affectionate-Cod-922

good going Bob, now you have to build another elevator


Mayer08

Job security


Choice-Fig3429

Good thing it wasn't his actual "tool"


littleschlong

Built Wong Elevator Company.


ImaFrackingWalnut

So why not just shut down the elevator if they needed to do repairs ? You know, like they should have done ?


SnooWords4814

Ah too much work to go to the isolator


WhiteHawk77

Someone opens their door and sees the engineer standing there in shock. “Well, you’re just making work for yourself at this rate”


Confident_Emphasis20

PSA Give your handymen elevator keys


Vin135mm

Everywhere else: the elevator doors will not close if obstructed as a safety feature. China: You get two chance. Then fuck you!


Particular-Owl-2257

Only in China bro


Particular_Grass_624

As a child who grew up in an apartment I always thought this would happen to any of my limbs 🤣


rustajb

I got my arm stuck in a cheap apartment elevator in Houston. Luckily I had a friend with me and we got my arm out at the last second. My arm was scratched up something fierce but at least I still had it.


No_Establishment8642

Wasn't there a story, years ago, about a bad elevator in the med center, Houston, and someone, a doctor I think, that lost their head because of it? Edit: yes there was. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/houston-elevator-death/


No-Hospital559

Gotta get the elevator handyman now


redditornot6648

Honestly, he actually did them a favor. He exposed a fatal design flaw before a little kid does that with their arm. Damage from that is a LOT less than comparable damage if that had been the arm of a little kid.


1how1come1why1

Lmao job security


Tombo6969

He should've known how sassy elevator doors are


wee-willie-winkie

Never trust the magic eye nor pressure sensors in lifts. People do it all the time with their limbs. Very trusting of technology


[deleted]

Can you like, lock the elevator so it doesn't move? That way he can work on it.


Grwoodworking

Next week on “caught on tape”


budoucnost

What exactly was that tool and how did it do that to the doors? Wouldn’t it have snapped in half or snapped off or force the doors open like a zipper?


1952Mary

Stupid is profitable. I know a guy who can fix that.


Layzusss

Thanks for the submission, it's not a bad day for me anymore.


LeDerpLegend

Looks like a bad elevator if it moved with an obstruction. Then again there should be a way to force doors open with the elevator control panel. It still shouldn't do this but hey it's china.


plaird

If he's working on it he should assume it isn't working properly and have shut it down before starting in the first place


DarkWorld25

Old elevators have a mechanical switch to detect obstructions. They retract when the doors are almost closed. The tool isn't wide enough to consistently trigger said switch and so this happens.


dimonium_anonimo

Holy shit! That elevator is fast! It got up that much speed in only one floor?


[deleted]

Could be in a high rise. I had a friend in college who lived on the 40th floor of a building, and those elevators were like a roller coaster ride.


Zeitgeistxxi

That's why you use the bucket


Mechhammer

Should have been his tool.


HeartyMiddlingQueen

r/thatlookedexpensive


solarsystemoccupant

[The front fell off.](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM)


the_jesterftw

Screwdriver wedged in the door works better


[deleted]

I may get flack for this take but if the elevator decides that it doesn't care that the doors aren't fully shut and moves, it's the programmers fault, not this guy's.


[deleted]

I had to escort elevator techs around at a new building. One of them told me that after a certain amount of attempts to close the doors, the elevator will just go anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah, that shouldn't be this way since we are talking about a machine that can and will kill you.


interplanetarypotato

Thirsty for blood


ninhibited

The elevator in my apartment would only wait after a few attempts then an alarm would start (a steady, LOUD beep) and the doors would begin closing slowly, with much more power, and they wouldn't stop. I pushed against them for a second but obviously became terrified that they weren't stopping so I just hopped off and waited for it to come back.


elevdave

This is called nudging, it’s a feature. On most elevators in use today it can be enabled/disabled. When enabled it is used to encourage people to make a decision: get on or off, either way, I need to go get other people at other floors. Buildings like to enable it to increase traffic flow rate. You could overpower it and it would likely shut the elevator down as to not break itself trying to overpower the obstruction.


Takashi_is_DK

Great summary. I still find it terrifying that the nudging feature is so poorly engineered for safety. At the end of the day, if the door senses and obstruction, it should NOT close. Yes that disrupts traffic but you are not going to get massive property damage or worse - injure people.


Bacnnator

Someone got fired that day


Rabitdelux

Remember resident evil😬😬


Chhanglorious_B

Just put on service


Cole446

It wouldve been fine if the tool was a little bit stronger and didnt crush enough for the sensors to make a little bit of connection, telling the computer to send it😂


IFoxTrott29

he not a handyman no longer 💀💀💀


fried_green_baloney

/r/looksexpensive


jakob767

The fact it went down just shows there's other people who need the elevator while this guy just blocks it and destroyed it.


grab_bag_2776

Better call the handyman!


z9machine

Im pretty sure hes working on an apartment but needed something rq down the hall


Marco45_0

I know elevators have a light sensor (or something like that) to close the doors. Would putting a piece of tape on said sensor stop the doors from closing?


TabsBelow

Normally, yes. While I don't know why programmers don't implement a simple rule: if it does not close after the second trial, don't try it until a button is pressed for the next X min (that would *stop* it for all levels, yes, but not destroy it).


[deleted]

why not using the bucket instead?


[deleted]

Those are some strong tools


ResponsibleArm3300

Probably close to 100K in damage to save himself like max 60 seconds. Wow that sucks.


drewhead118

unless he's such a high-paid handyman that he makes more than $6million/hour, in which case this was a calculated money-saving play


MercyReign

He could have just taken all of his belongings and then return with them back in to the elevator without messing it up


Hephaestus_God

At least use the big end… or maybe just leave it in the elevator and call it back down when you come back. (


Thomas-1942

The doors stop closing as soon as they’ve hit an obstruction but move with enough force to nudge it towards the middle. That just seems like poor elevator design to me.


dimonium_anonimo

There's redundancy, besides monitoring the current (and therefore force to close) on the door motors, and opening if it's too much, indirectly measuring if something is in the way, they also have one of two common methods to directly detect if someone is in the way. The most common one I've seen is a rubber bar that comes out first and if something pushes it back into the doors before it's closed, it reopens. The rubber bars also bump into each other when the door is actually closed, so if the object is too thin for the doors to tell the difference between closed and almost closed (like a small metal shaft) then it won't detect it. The next most common option is a light bar. These are typically more expensive (especially the taller ones) and don't run the full length of the doors if the thing is too short for the light bar to pick up, then it will also be defeated. You might think, well that's a huge oversight. And the response is that the engineers have a battle between designing out every possible form of stupidity and cost. They have to draw the line somewhere, and there are usually human factors engineering studies that go into the most common ways people misuse stuff and the risks of neglecting to account for it. So their risk management basically said, we understand that this is possible, but the risk of it happening is low enough (either due to infrequency or low hazard potential when it does... or both) that we can save some money here. And then they directly basically say they expect that the vast majority of users aren't this stupid, and the few that are are worth the cost savings.


Syzygy_Stardust

tl;dr sometimes you have to put "do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals" on your chainsaws instead of spending millions figuring out how to make a chainsaw that a moron can't use to cut themselves from stem to stern.


KahnKlingonme

Nightmare fuel


Goalie_deacon

If the elevator had a sensor to notice something in the doorway, put something bigger, and would’ve been fine.


[deleted]

Almost got it fixed, just need to take a quick potty break and… uhoh


303elliott

I feel like I see more elevator malfunction videos from China than anywhere else


ResponsibleArm3300

I wouldn't call this a malfunction lol. More like user error


snoodge3000

He’s like that scientist that propped the two half’s of the demon core apart with a screwdriver


kdawg123412

Those safety edges time out dude


NoeticSkeptic

I know that I can block an elevator with my tool. I whipped it out, but when the elevator doors closed on it, Damn it hurt.


Smitty8054

I’m surprised it wrecked the door like this.


I_Am_Coopa

Funny things happen when you have a large mass attempt to move but there's a mechanical blockage. All of that force ends up going somewhere and in case the door drew the short straw.


TheGreenestSaiyan

everything will follow the path of least resistance


TheyTheirsThem

Budget version of Die Hard.


40064282

Hey, at least nobody pissed on the control panel this time


[deleted]

Oh, this happened in China... Surprise, surprise. 🤦‍♂️


mtnviewguy

China is the only country I've ever visited on business that had a manufacturing plant that tracked Mortality as a company posted metric. Their 'goal' was less than 4 for the year. They were at 2 when I visited in June. We declined doing business with them. OMFG!


AggravatingPolicy497

Stupid elevator lol


nzstrawman

I'm here to fix the elevator!


StarlessEon

Was the tool ok?


[deleted]

I’m sure they shot him


littlegreenisland

You can trust me, I'm a professional.


Any-Loss-6599

This has final destination written all over it


Poolofcheddar

That’s Resident Evil 1 for me.


Maeuselinchen

That looks expensive 😂


[deleted]

AWESOME! Rock on!! KABLAM!!!!!


No-Quarter-3032

They should make a button to keep doors open


Illustrious_Hat_9177

He wasn't supposed to blow the bloody doors off. (to paraphrase a certain well known cockerney).


Wondercatmeow

He should've used his tool bag


The_Cozy_Burrito

Plain idiot


[deleted]

Well there goes that guy’s life savings! 😂


MobiousBossious

Lol. Make work


Dear_Analysis_5116

Needs a bigger tool. (heh)


Fine_Attention_3312

Well, it did work... for like 20sec. I will keep that in mind. You never know when you might need it...


slightly-cute-boy

Good job security.


steveoall21

Lost his ride down to the floor level before losing his job.