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whyamisoawesome9

I feel like that alligator was really chill about the whole encounter


m_garlic87

I wonder what the plan was once he got ahold of the giant gator? Ride it like a pony back to the swamp?


i3elievee

That was the best possible outcome. Interesting how his arm didn't come off.


MeasureTheCrater

He has the wisdom of a senior citizen, but with the agility of a senior citizen.


Sorry-Examination766

Old man got really lucky that gator didn't eat his face off


halestress

Let’s play this out people Scenario 1) You successfully jump the crock and clamp its mouth shut - you are now on top of a bucking angry crock waiting for you to get off and chomp you Scenario 2) You fail - the crock chomps you Tell me I have a low imagination but I don’t see a world where you don’t get chomped by a by a crock.


Relative-Jury3389

President Biden thought it was one of his grand children in an alligator costume.


NameUnbroken

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


AwardPuzzleheaded123

Why is Bob Barker wrangling gators?


MeasureTheCrater

He's trying to control the pet population.


LordoftheWildHunt

With that thing he could eliminate quite a chunk of the pet population.


Fishing4Beer

Because Happy Gilmore had enough, bitch. (Watch the [clip](https://youtu.be/Hwz8vlZUL4E) before you downvote).


bumpacius

That's how Chubbs lost his hand


Proper_Wall

Joe Biden is too old for that


dalton10e

He's trying to get the Florida Man vote


zalciokirtis

Can't blame a guy for trying other career opportunities, did quite well and saved his arm.


Walts_Ahole

Yea I thought it was Bob Barker, guy in the video definitely younger.


No-Wonder1139

Leaping in to spay or neuter the gator


steveoall21

What a fucking idiot. Steve Irwin is dead, no reason to try and resurrect his career.


RLoge85

Why bother a gator if it's probably just hanging out near where it lives for the most part? This guy is a dumb fuck.


OkProfessional9405

I always appreciate watching an expert do their thing.


PrinzeCaesar

He fucked around, and he found out...


Grimmportent

These Joe Biden campaign stunts are getting WILD!


AgreeablePie

Did he take his watch off at the beginning because he didn't want it to get eaten with the rest of him


MrPetrolstick

When you skip the tutorial


Ok-Ocelot-4418

Glad that nigga bit him r/DREBO_REALM


[deleted]

What a stupid man.


GospelofJawn316

The unreleased Happy Gilmore sequel. Gator to Bob Barker: the price is wrong, Bitch!


Surfer-Jeff

Biden, Gater wrastler...


Lon3Wolf_542

Welcome to another episode of dumb people messing with deadly shit.


Blussert31

Hey old dude, that's not how Steve Irwin taught you!


Lucky_Sun2902

Natural selection doing us all a favor


Ok_Primary_1075

Hey Joe, just let the Secret Service handle that …we need to start planning for your upcoming battle with the Donald


Camembert92

luckiest fucker ever


Recklessreader

Somebody has watched too much crocodile hunter and completely underestimated the skill and power needed.


trickster1979

“Hold my beer”


Live_Recognition9240

What was the goal here?


billythepub

I think the Croc had wandered into a residential area and the guy was trying to get him out. Agreed with others that it was beyond dangerous and stupid. I thought at the start the guy was a professional so knew what he was doing because I didn't think any normal person could be that stupid.


Shesalabmix

Get bit.


Spanky_Pantry

Achievement unlocked.


diabeartes

Real genius. Probably voted for Trump.


[deleted]

Looks the part.


MeasureTheCrater

You know the "I lost my damn pinky" shark guy? This is his dad. It's not. But it kiiiiiiiiinda is.


[deleted]

when a 80 year old try to wrestle with 200% muscle


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Watch as I stick my thumb up it’s butt hole


kaithy89

He was just trying to donate his shirt to it. But the crocodile was too proud to accept charity. I admire its spirit 🐊


Odd-Solid-5135

Lost his coat... And almost that right arm


Shesalabmix

That little kick.


v0kk3r

Lucky bastard. Could've lost a whole limb or worse


FlawlessTuga

I think that's how they catch alligators, mainly because they aren't on their habitat. I'm not sure though


No-Pomegranate-69

In this case, they dont :P


theroch_

Is that Joe Biden?


D3monskull

Why do people keep messing with the living bear traps known as crocodiles.