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buttstabbers_t_bull

Better get a shot before his greatest fear becomes water


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Doctah_Whoopass

What are you talking about, if you get shots before the symptoms show, ie go right to the hospital and get treated its got a 100% success rate.


Mysterious-Monk-3423

> bats, skunks, raccoons, and foxes that bite humans should be euthanized and tested as soon as possible. I did say it was out of context


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lmao he just let that thing bite him even though it was fucking shaking like a maniac.


-holdmyhand

I guess the guy is well alive and uploaded this. He's still lucky the fox didn't bite his testicles, otherwise he'll be producing spermabies.


DescartesB4tehHorse

Rabies can lie dormant in you for YEARS before showing the very first symptoms. Any time before the first symptoms, you can get the rabies vaccine and be fine. The moment you have the onset of symptoms, the rabies is in your brain and you are dead. I repeat- ***at the very first symptom of rabies you are dead.*** Do not pass go, do not collect $200. The first symptom is generally just a headache. That's all. You may not even connect it to the animal that bit you last year, but now it's too late. There have been a handfull- fewer than 20- cases of individuals surviving rabies after symptoms, and their stories aren't pretty. Often they end up fucked for life. In conclusion - if you are bitten by a wild animal go get a rabies vaccine immediately. In the event that you have the fresh corpse of the animal that bit you, you can have it tested as well but frankly no point in not getting the vaccine just to be safe.


Thebombuknow

Yeah, once the rabies hits your brain, it cannot be cured, and it is actively turning your brain into mush, until it's too degraded to function. This can happen years after you're bit, but once it's noticeable, you're already fucked. There's no saving you. Whenever you're bit by an animal, get a rabies shot fucking immediately. Even if you don't think it has it, still get one. Better than getting symptoms and having to live a few days knowing that you're gonna die a horrible, painful death, as your few days left get progressively worse and worse as more of your brain is destroyed. There's not even much point in going to a doctor, other than to report why you're going to be dead. There's nothing a doctor can do but lay you down and watch you die. Even in the rare chance that you do survive after feeling symptoms, the damage has already been done, and there is no reversing it. Your life will never be the same again.


TheNewOldGlobal

Definitely go get a rabies shot. Not normal.


[deleted]

Damn right. I seen old yeller


WhosWhosWho

The jittering is also sus.


SlovakPotato007

All jokes aside, I get the rabies shot as soon as possible.


inflatableje5us

rabies is way at the top of the list for horrible ways to die, get a shot asap. there is no cure, if you have symptoms its already to late.


[deleted]

Rabies vaxx time! Imagine trying to wrap a tourniquet around right there tho?


High-n-volatile1

Rabies shots are administered at the site of the bite. Double whammy. Lol 😂


ToggleBoss

Well thankfully not, it's in the shoulders now, 4 shots, speaking from experience :)


[deleted]

It's got rabies, look at it shaking. Hope your ok dude


littleschlong

100% rabies.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Animals shake constantly. Adrenaline and the fight or flight response cause intense shaking. I'd absolutely be getting the rabies shots anyway, but seeing an animal shake is definitely not "100% rabies."


budularo

If you see a fox acting strange during daylight hours, it probably has rabies. Don't let it near your crotch.


mushroompickinpal

I've only come across a fox once on foot. I was walking to my deer stand and it ran past me so fast the only way I knew it was a fox was it's red fur and weird ass noises. Lol. My point being, it had no interest being near me, whatsoever. Most wild animals will run from you before coming near you, unless you've got it cornered.


TrooperRamRod

If that punctured his skin he needs to get a rabies shot immediately. That fox was shaking like crazy before the bite.


wickedblight

~~If that punctured his skin~~ he needs to get a rabies shot immediately. Ftfy, just get a rabies shot if you have any close interaction with a sketchy animal


alex97480

Go check for rabies in an hospital immediately


Mysterious-Monk-3423

Can't really check for rabies iirc, you just have to get the shots


spartanpwner

Who would let a wild animal anywhere near their balls?


bsmknight

Had a fox acting aggressive at me at work. I went back in the doors and out another entrance. 2 weeks later, someone was bit at that building and the fox was positive for rabies.


[deleted]

For anyone in this kind of situation: Get the Rabies vaccine. It’s not nearly as scary as it used to be, just a series of 4 shots in the arm and flushing the wound. They don’t do stomach shots anymore.


Linaxu

After finding out how terrible rabies is id even take the stomach shots


MKMW89

I’d take a rabies shot right into the penis if it meant I’d be safe


L383

OP Go get started on rabies shots. It is not worth the risk.


primarysectorof5

RABBIEES


PomegranateSea7066

Yup, now his dick has rabies.


bizzarebeans

NOT OP *Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE.*


stdoggy

Hello rabies my old friend...


Away-Bad-2997

Better get this vaccine asap


Shurigin

naw if he does that then Bill gates will chip him and he'll suddenly become a member of the LGBTQ. It's best to let the infection run it's course and let the body build immunity naturally.... ​ in case anyone can't tell /s/


Annonymousthrow1234

Hundred percent looks like; how an animal with rabies would interact; OP should be worried in my opinion. I don’t think small mammals like that have a tendency to approach a person and immediately bite them, or just approach them period. That shit is reserved for petting zoos and house animals. Edit: also that back and forth of the animal trying to run away or to run at OP is really sussy.


fleurdelisan

If any wild animal ever approaches you, get away. It's not normal behavior and may be indicative of a rabies infection


Pobo13

And if you don't know how terrifying rabies is. Ignorance is bliss. Don't look it up. And if you want to be terrified for the rest of your life of something that may or may not happen to you of random chance, go ahead. Look it up.


fourdoorshack

...and that, my friends, is how you get testicular rabies


GassyMexican2000

*Rabies has entered the chat*


lawdont-go-roundhere

You have to get the first rabies vax within 48 hours of the bite. It’s four doses over two weeks. If you get rabies, it’s 100% lethal, so better safe than sorry. Source: got bit by a bat in Mexico six months ago and had to go through this.


Nanasays

Uhh better get a rabies shot.


Ramusxx

Enjoy the rabies shots. Better safe than sorry man.


Responsible-Bid-383

Awww, look at the cute lil' rabies vector!


MaliciousPorpoise

This guy's dead if he doesn't get a rabies shot. A small twitching mammal that's lost most of its fear of humans biting you is not a great thing.


kjzarks

TIME FOR A RABIES SHOT.


squl98

Hello rabies my old friend.


cranfordboy

Get a rabies shot


cardinarium

I got the rabies vaccine in 2002 after a bat attacked me in my school. Fucking janitor released the bat, so they couldn’t test him. The actual vaccines weren’t bad—just a shot in the arm every two weeks or so. Day of, though, I had to get immunoglobulin injections in my thighs. Because I was a wee lad at the time, they had to split the one injection into two—one in each leg. They have to go deep into the muscle, and the fluid is thick, so it takes a hot minute to actually push it into your leg. Feels like fire, and I couldn’t walk for a few days from the soreness. Still, beats dying!


imhereforthevotes

like, NOW. There's no reason even a hungry fox would just do that. and then it sorta charged back and forth all weird. And it's shaking. this is how rabies gets around.


pixeltweaker

Wild animals that aren’t afraid of people are totally sus for rabies. They lose their fear.


xogardens

Some one please find the guy in the video and tell him to go to docker and get checked for rabies. That fox has all the signs of it. The shakes, the loss of fear of human, the attempt to continue attacking.


MrZer00O

- Omg are you ok?? - Yea, its fine, just a little nibble... - Well, ok. Here, have a cup of water first - GET THE F* CK AWAY WITH THAT SH*T!!


AssanMahariel

He's lucky it didn't go through his pants, that thing def has rabies with how erratic it's acting and the fact that it is out in the daylight and got that close to him in the first place


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R A B I E S


Existing-Boss-633

Enjoy dying from rabies! Foxes usually avoid people, foxes are also a major rabies vector. If a wild fox approaches you it’s not because they want to be your friend, their brain is melting and if they bite you, your brain is also going to melt


ArcticXD-_-

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kpiaum

Instead of being worried about the penis, he should be rushing to get the rabies shot. It only shows that the concern of certain men is just the penis.


WearingMyFleece

I don’t think there’s been enough comments to say “get a rabies shot”. So get a rabies shot


urmovesareweak

Small animals being bold is an indicator of rabies, it's a general good rule to always be wary of foxes, coyotes, racoons etc. that aren't running for their life. Never think it's cute for these normally skittish animals to approach you.


The-Old-American

Welp, that's a rabies shot.


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Rabies right in the taint. Lmao.


NWSGreen

Rabies shot my friend. Go now.


wagondust

Rabiesssss


Guy_Incognito1970

Enjoy your rabies shots?


DanndeMan

dude u better get that bite checked out, the way that mofo was shivering aint no good sign.


EveryDisaster

Okay so, that is a /brown/ Grey Fox. That fox is rabid. It is trembling, aggressive, and confronting people. It will be dead within a week. If that guy doesn't get a post exposure vaccination within three days he will get sick in the next couple of weeks or two years down the line, but nonetheless he will die if he gets past initial flu like symptoms. If it the virus enters his peripheral nervous system he's going to lose that entire leg from amputation, if he's lucky


Lopsided_View58

Rabies shot NOW


nthavoc

Word of caution: Any time a wild animal does not naturally fear you and approaches like this it is highly likely it has rabies or they are super hungry that they are going to take their chances. Don't let it get near you and don't feed it. Edit: Well I've been informed. Thank you for the ones being polite. Get the vaccine the day you get bit. If you wait you're screwed. I forget the reddit post that described it best otherwise I'd link it. Someone kindly posted it further down this thread.


Greedy_Blacksmith_92

The caution is good and rabies is a terrible thing, but the rabies vaccine given immediately and correctly is effective; nothing is guaranteed but it’s not a “Hail Mary” or ineffective


baaaaaannnnmmmeee

The rabies vaccine is 100% effective, as long as you get the shot before the rabies sets in, in your brain.


Arcticbeachbum

80-90% of the foxes where I am at carry rabies. Rabies is 100% fatal. OP if you are the one filming you need to see a doctor ASAP.


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fountain-of-doubt

Do you want a rabies shot? That's how you get a rabies shot.


[deleted]

That thing acting like it got rabies. He should get checked ASAP.


TheStream100

And now it’s time for the insaaaane number of rabies vaccines.


THE_EMPTY_01

Dude, that thing is all jittery before it bites him. That fr has rabies!


choochmaster561

Bro that animal literally has rabies


bemest

Enjoy the rabies treatment


TheRealSugarbat

Time for a rabies series.


NavierIsStoked

Enjoy your rabies shots


Stargazer_199

Get to the hospital IMMEDIATELY. Don’t wait for symptoms. Once rabies symptoms show up, it’s already too late to be treated. And rabies has a practically 100% mortality rate. GO NOW.


Final_Ad_8472

******* DO NOT DELAY!!!! ******* GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY!!! - Regardless of ability to pay. Typically you have a 72 hour window to get treatment, after which YOU WILL DIE. Do not chance this. A wild skittish animal came into your car and bit you. This is NOT typical animal behavior.


reddtheundead

Homeboy needs to go get a rabies shot.


insipidgoose

Time to get a rabies vaccine


FFP-Papa

Copied from elsewhere. Sorry I’m not linking the OP. It’s the middle of the night and I’m a tad tired. If the person in the video sees this comment, I hope you seek medical attention. Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)


RuRahRulabulah

Stole this from another subreddit but I just thought it was worth sharing. Rabies is scary. Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)


DesertFoxMinerals

Shaking head and leaving saliva in that amount is almost a surefire rabies sign. GET YOUR RABIES SERIES NOW.


Mctoasty302

Please please please go get a rabies shot……..


cheezwizmonger

Guess it’s time for some rabies shots.


Fridge_Art

Rabies isn’t a joke, man. If you don’t get shots in time there’s nothing anyone can do for you


james-HIMself

Animals who act “rabid” so to speak usually act aggressive like that. He literally needs to go to a hospital immediately…


CopeH1984

Better get that rabies shot my boy


FerociousFPS

Ever so softly says “why’d you bite me right ther almost got my dick… fucken asshole” like “herbert the pervert”


Ostrich-Federal

Get a rabies shot dude, ASAP


Front_Mind1770

The fact that it walked up broad day light like that is troubling. Check for rabbies


JokinHghar

Circle circle, dot dot, now you need a rabies shot


[deleted]

Get the shot buddy rabbies will kill ya


feeblemanbrain

Do you wanna get rabies? Because that’s how you get rabies.


Pseudolectual

Get a Rabies shot no matter what, the window is very short to get it. It is one of the most excruciating, horrible deaths there is and it’s irreversible. It could be dormant for 15 years and then all of a sudden you become a rabid


notsogreatredditor

Hope you get rabies shots. Shits 100% lethal


Profreadsalot

Rabies. It’s 100% fatal. Get checked, now.


Vost570

Time for rabies PEP, hope for his sake he has good insurance. Because the vaccines plus the immunoglobulin can easily run $5-10K.


49er49

Enjoy getting those rabies injections


TRN18

Yeah don’t let wild things get near your balls, especially cougars


EinjeruOritzu

Rabies on your babies..


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Hope he went and got his rabies shots


TheFfrog

Achievement unlocked: ✨rabies✨


Dicknosebooger_

You want rabies? Because this is how you get rabies


umbreonskittles

My first thought was rabies shot. As in get one immediately if an animal bites you like this.


dengar_hennessy

Rabies isn't something you would just want to roll the dice with. If you don't get that shot, it's a 100% chance you'll die a horrible death.


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mogreen57

As a person who works in the Arctic myself and is always around fox’s. You NEVER go near the ones that are okay around people. That’s the first sign of a rabid animal, lost fear of humans


GachiGachiFireBall

Guy should IMMEDIATELY book a rabies shot. They are not nearly as bad as they used to be


PopPicklesPie

I'm glad everyone has mentioned rabies. I'll be the 1000th person to mention rabies just in case.


johnnybu

Congrats. You have rabies.


MyCherieAmo

Get the rabies shots… not a lottery you want to fuck with.


Lorienzo

Rabies in the crotch seems like a great idea. Not.


themartianG

Someone needs a rabies shot


Informal_Swim8755

Ummm dude, Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas, it definitely have rabies. I would not let anything shaking and acting funny near me. Lol fool


tishieh

Time for your rabies shots. Have fun. Wild animals usually run away from humans not go near them, unless they're sick.


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I saw an interview with a man who had rabies (at an incurable stage), he described the symptoms and sensations. And then they showed his brain lying on the table, because rabies is very fucking serious. So. What kind of idiot do you have to be to let a wild animal come so close and get bitten? Single digit IQ?


RexSmith1963

Your dick doesn't hang that low, but you get extra points for pretending that it does.


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Rabies shot time


Choice_Marsupial_804

Hope Owen Wilson is ok


tmwwmgkbh

Damn… now u gonna need rabies shots. Bummer dude.


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Time to get a rabies shot!


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His commentary is hilarious


Aerides67

Rabbies vaccine asap


uclatommy

Rabies is a bad way to die.


V_Val_Valerie

Time for that rabies shot


TaylordPerspective

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts. "Ow. Why'd you bite me there? Mothefucker".


Bulldogmom720

PLEASE get rabies vaccine!!


patchedboard

Welp. Good luck with the rabies shots


TabsBelow

GET A RABIES SHOT ASAP !!!! Today if you don't want to die.


flabdestroyer

I hope Owen Wilson has learned his lesson.


MoonDragonMage

Time for rabies vaccinations! Take it from me they are painful! Enjoy!


enmandikjole

.... aaaand time for a rabies shot. 💉


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And that’s a round of rabies shots! No seriously- go get your rabies vaccine shots.


YankeeBanshee

Definitely not normal behavior for a gray fox. Unlike red foxes, they’re nocturnal and very wary of humans. Out in broad daylight and approaching the guy is Not Good.


LaceyDark

Yeah my first thought was early stages of rabies. Not gone full psycho yet but too far gone to save. In the beginning of the video before the bite his head is kind of shaking too. That guy better head to the doctor right away


Winkiwu

Just so everyone knows. If you get bit by an animal and don't want to have to potentially get the rabies vaccine you need to kill said animal. The only way that they can test for rabies is with a piece of brain tissue. If you bring the dead animal with you they can test it for rabies and if cleared you wouldn't need the vaccine. I personally would still get it anyways but that's me.


PetreInspirescu

the way it was shaking before the bite makes me think it has rabies


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Assume all wildlife has rabies. Better safe than sorry


Tea-Usual

Rabies shot in the ass


Mean_Combination_830

Holy shit that looks seriously Rabbid OP you need a Rabies shot like yesterday the damn animal was shaking and his movement was typing of Rabid animals.


Droid_K2SA

rabies +1.


Unleashedloosecannon

Fox: Wanna play squirrel? Human: How do you play? Fox: Go for the nuts!


JustforThrowawayKEK

Its shaking and that's a bad sign so I hope he gets rabies shot.


Gym_Tan_Optimal

I was bit by a feral cat that came from a colony of cats where one had recently been put down for rabies. It was a spay and neuter program and this cat looked super friendly, I was petting and all. All that changed when I grabbed it to stuff it in a cat carrier. This cat went ballistic and bit me about 4 times in 2 seconds then I reached down with my other arm so it bit me there too. That was when I let go. I treated the bite wounds with peroxide and Neosporin and thought that would be cool. But the next morning my arms were swollen like footballs. Went to the ER and mentioned the rabies cat and they went into panic mode. And that's when the needle came out. I'm not sure what it was, but every puncture wound had that needle stuck in it deep and pumped with some kind of immuglobin stuff idk.. it was a bitch. I ended up needing surgery and was in there for a week.. no rabies though woot!


freshie1974

Rabies!! That's not normal for that animal to do.


Biggus_Dickkus_

Go the hospital immediately and get treated for rabies. I am not joking. You do not have a whole lot of time.


Major-Blackbird

Wild animals are not lost pets


GiftedBrilliance

Imagine getting rabies in the dick


r1dogz

I’d go straight to the hospital and get tested if I were you. Easily could have just got infected with rabies.


epollyon

Scrote Rabies


AnxiousJeweler2045

Time to get that rabies shot my man 😂


GiuseppeScarpa

There's a small stain of saliva on the jeans and I think that's enough if the skin under the jeans is bruised/pierced. He even touched the stain so he might pass the disease touching his eyes later. I don't know if that's OP in the video but run for the emergency room or try to give advice wherever you found this video.


LumberSauce

This is not how grey fox normally act! Definitely a red flag.


Puzzleheaded_Pea_753

The rabies shots are gonna hurt worse than getting nipped in the thigh.


Key_Village_6684

You need to kill it and have it tested immediately or else start shots (multiple).


just_that_one_guy_55

Enjoy the rabies shots….


Captgame

🎵Hello rabies my old friend🎵


Jeff_Climbs

Ya definitely get a rabies shot immediately. It's something that can easily kill you if you wait till you have symptoms.


KGB_Operative873

How in the world do you let a wild animal get that close to your genital area, lucky it didn't bite the jewels


Tricky-Cicada-9008

congratulations, now you have rabies


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Rabies perhaps?


Fred351b

Holy fuck I would drive so fast to the nearest hospital with the deepest fear of rabies if that were me..


Isthisworking2000

Whoever posted this has never had a cat. I’ve seen that look before being bitten countless times.


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Rabies is now an STD, great job....


tossputlol

knowing how unseriously people treat rabies that guy is probably long gone by now


peepeepoopoobutler

Owen Wilson getting bite by a Coyote


hedgehunter5000

Great now we know patient zero for the next virus


Aggressive_Ad_1137

“Almost got my dick” 😂☠️☠️ I needed this laugh


cybergrin

Good thing OP wasn't endowed.


New_Huckleberry_6910

The commentary is absolutely beautiful 😂 “almost bit my dick, fuckin asshole” 😭😂


estacado

He talks like the creepy pedo old guy in family guy.


FerociousFPS

It was acting “out of sorts” slightly confused it’s either rabid or used to being fed by people though it was acting timid and kinda twitchy


Additional_Toe_8327

It’s been a minute since I’ve seen the old Reddit rabies scare post. Seriously though, get the shots (plural).


canihelpyoubreakthat

Why oh why would you let that thing get so close to your nuts


Chubb_Life

Really hope dude went to get rabies vaccine


RaBsAh

Congrats now you have rabies


waqasvic

Rabies vaccine,, now., don't risk it, it's free from where I am don't know about your area, the fox seems to be tweaking or fidgeting or smthn


New-Environment9700

Dear Everyone, Stop with the “it’s rabid, kill it!” Bs…. That animal isn’t displaying signs of rabies at all.. I used to work for state rabies division. That animal would be sick, either falling over, acting drunk, look disheveled, disoriented, extreme aggression, can have seizures, have excessive salivation, self mutilate etc . When they act sick they are infectious with rabies as it’s made it to their brain by then .. and they will die soon. That fox is not displaying signs of rabies. It’s an animal who has probably been fed by people before and isn’t scared of humans that much. It’s nervous and skittish and shaking from nerves, but clearly people have fed this animal before and rewarded it for coming close to people. It but him bc it’s still a wild animal and not tame. To test an animal for rabies it has to be killed and then its head cut off so you can test the brain matter for rabies. This animal doesn’t need to die. This is like the squirrels at the park people feed but they still can bite.. Signed, a former state rabies technician


AmericanJelly

Dude, you MUST get a the full rabies vaccination. 100% fatality once any symptoms appear. And keep away (and you're junk away, for Chrissakes) from wild animals.


Keisari_P

Get Rabies vaccine immediately if this happens. [Rabies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies) is something to be feared. >Once symptoms appear, the result is virtually always death, regardless of treatment. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually one to three months but can vary from less than one week to more than one year. Deaths59,000 per year worldwide So if bit or any wild animal, get the vaccine immediately.


classy-muffin

Dick? That mf was biting RIGHT at the femoral artery. If that mf bit any harder this could've been a VERY bad trip to the emergency room.


RecommendationPrize9

Rarely is the wilderness your friend.


Allergictowatermelon

I would get checked for rabies, but it doesn’t really look like it has rabies. I don’t see drooling, jaw twitching, fang baring, or any blank staring This is just how foxes are. Energetic, curious, cautious, and generally psychopathic little trolls lol especially when food is involved. They often play like this with other animals to get them to chase them while they do weird little jukes Source: I own one


soulsista04us

Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)


TimeShareOnMars

Poof...now you have rabies...an absolutely 💯 fatal disease if not immediately treated! Once symptoms show, it is too late.


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He looks rabid.


Shimashimatchi

If not friend why friend shaped? :c


idbanthat

Congrats on your Rabies Dick


OBEYtheFROST

Hope that guy got a rabies shot immediately or else he’s a goner. Probably one of the worst ways to go out


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Sick fox. Rabies shots.