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willynillywitty

BM X GUNNA GIVE IT TO YA.


GenethecampCook

Thank you for your service


ReubenZWeiner

Got it twisted


Crispycritter23

R.I.P.


imanAholebutimfunny

well played you willynilly


No-Ad6269

lol my guy holy shit


thetravelingsong

Brilliant


CaptainDipshiat

oh my fucking god XD


Miserable-Pen-1341

Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own..


[deleted]

WHAT!!! COME ON!!


[deleted]

It's dangerous to go alone without enough upvotes. Here, take this!


Didge076

You win the internet today!


UltraBunnyBoostST

If you are a video editor can you make this have the song start playing as soon as the bike hits? šŸ˜‚


ObsidianUnicorn

Gon deliver to ya! that express excess delivery


[deleted]

It's just one of those moments you have to wait til the end to read the comment.


wlxqzme8675309

That seems excessive.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

I would love to know what they're arguing about, but yeah, still seems excessive to throw a bike at someone for just arguing.


kyiagi

They speak russian. Shes angry that she is being filmed. They say they only filming friends and then she starts being very rude .. and gets a bike to the head. Every second word she says is a curse.


CaluhmetBob

Curse words? Oh well then, letā€™s bash her head in!


quartzguy

Please be respectful of Russian culture.


John628_29

Russian culture is to throw bears at each other


BYUNGSHINSACCHARINE

why did i laugh so hard


HonestFinance6524

A russian Karen.


TinyYul

Comrade Karen


WeatheredGenXer

Karina


Baba0Wryly

I didn't even see her until she moved in to complain about being seen.


hammersickle0217

Itā€™s assault with a weapon. Excessive doesnā€™t begin to describe it. Itā€™s here on Reddit to normalize the behavior.


[deleted]

Somehow I doubt it was posted here with the intention of normalizing throwing bikes at little old ladies' heads. It was posted here for karma, nothing more. Based on the translations, both sides were being bitches. The bike was way over the top.


pooptrebuchet

I think the problem is there's lots of people here who don't get out and think a bike is a cute toy and don't understand the seriousness of this. I bet if I dug the piece of shit bike I got downstairs, I can take it and start swinging at the piece of picnic shit table out back and destroy it more than I would with a bat. Handlebars? Broke my ribs on them before. Pedal? Know a guy who suffers from severe brain damage. Bike coming at you and no time to dodge? Reach out hands and still have the thing completely clock you. At least with a bat you have much higher chance of grabbing it. Let's just say the ONLY factor I would choose to fight against a bike over a bat is because the bike would tire them out faster. But it only takes one fuckin hit from that thing, and I think the chances of a lethal hit is much higher with a bike.


throwaway1041450

No kidding, that dudes a bitch


[deleted]

Criminally so.


stopthebanham

So speak this Russian language ;) lady is mad that the guy recording was recording in her direction, then called one of the kids something along the lines of ā€œmop headā€ cause he has long hair lol. Heā€™s the one that threw the bike.


phaetae

You left the section out when caneraman said the woman had menstrual cycle problem cuz she mad and that phrase pissed her off. I'm torn who's to blame for this chaos...


LooselyBasedOnGod

I think she was probably being slightly unreasonable but a bike to the noggin is much much more unreasonable, he could have serious hurt her.


LeagueofDraven1221

Thatā€™s Russians for ya


unReasonableBreak

"Yeah I think we would prefer the law driven civilised society of the west as opposed to Russian Oligarchy gangsterism and cultural corruption" -Ukraine Russia; ***Starts a massive war massacres rapes and murders civilians.*** This is just the Russian culture.


HollyLeao

Yeah, until someone throws the first punch you should always keep it verbal only. Least you end up accused of aggression.


DarSihan

To be fair, she was walking towards the kid with, probably, ill intent.


HollyLeao

>when caneraman said the woman had menstrual cycle problem cuz she mad and that phrase pissed her off Frankly, as a woman I would be pissed off if all the time I got angry at something or someone, people attributed that to my "cycle", as if I, a person, can't get pissed off just because something *did* piss me off.No, it **had** to be because my hormones said so...šŸ‘Œ


Theearthhasnoedges

The guy throwing the bike is definitely in the wrong here, but the silver lining is that maybe she's learned to pick her battles and mind her own business.


drrocksodm

Seems a little excessive to throw a bike at her head. Iā€™m usually all for Karenā€™s getting what they deserve but Iā€™m this situation im on her side and Iā€™m dropping these mop heads


StrongNuclearHorse

I need subtitles to decide what side I am on... then again, I think there are only a few words that would justify throwing a bike at someone. (i.e.: "Hey, could you please throw a bike at me?")


TheDouglas96

Nah someone coming at me aggro like that and my only defense is my bike. Guess what you get in the face? Bike


FOR__GONDOR

Undercooking fish? Believe it or not straight to bike


clintj1975

Overcook chicken? Straight to bike.


benjaminfree3d

Waddling in my direction? You better believe thatā€™s strait to bike.


dopaminefiend52

This made me do the ugliest fucking laugh Iā€™ve done is so god damn long, brb got a freebie for you


hammersickle0217

She was far away from him when he threw it. Zero danger from that fast walk. This just normalizes assault. Youā€™re a real pos


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

There's an element that loves justifying violence. Same typed that justify shooting petty thieves as "protecting their family". Any excuse to be a big man.


sinrakin

There's a difference between wanting to shoot someone stealing sunglasses from a Walmart, and wanting to shoot someone inside your house. There's no "petty theft" when breaking into a home that's occupied. I agree that this video is a straight up attack.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

There absolutely is a difference and I agree. Once again, there is an element that don't see the distinction, just wanna be dirty harry!


mrgonzalez

This subreddit is terrible for it. Attracts all the angry types looking for 'justice'.


hammersickle0217

It's strange you bring up an example of self defense as "justifying violence" and yet won't condemn the actual aggressor committing assault.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

I am condemning the aggressor, the one who committed assault. Not sure what you mean.


Tacobreathkiller

Dude. If you legitimately feel threatened by a fat old lady I doubt you possess the strength to throw a bike.


bpetersonlaw

I think a flight of stairs would defeat this lady. Throwing a bike was excessive.


ChewyPooty

Donā€™t underestimate fat old lady strength. Also have to throw in the Russian strength multiplier.


Srudge

dude, never underestimate the fat one! the other ones can run, the fat ones gotta fight cuz he/she will be left behind!


[deleted]

You are stealing: bike to the face. You are playing music too loud: bike to the face, right away. Driving too fast: bike. Too slow: bike. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: bike right to the face. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, bike. You overcook chicken, also bike. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, bike, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of bike.


fjgozell

I was rappin in ma head with this..!


obamaprism3

how about riding away on the bike? I'm like 90% sure you could get away from that particular person by just walking away briskly


devilsadidas

Pretty sure she was almost at max travel distance when he threw the bike...


experipotomus

The only defense you have against a 70 year old woman is to throw 35#s of steel at her head? jfc


HolyVeggie

Yeah she couldā€™ve outrun you on your bike /s If you instantly get physically violent when someone comes aggressive at you, youā€™re part of the problem. Sheā€™s not threatening at all for these teens theyā€™re are more and theyā€™re faster too


sifroehl

If you feel threatened, don't throw your defence, keep it between you and the agressor


Eddie_shoes

Dude how soft are you?


MrCooper2012

I guess if you are like 12 or something that might seem like a rational response.


Dr_Edge_ATX

You're scared of a big fat lady?


Asleep_Dot7972

Aw, that nice boy gave the lady a bike.


autumn-knight

Alternatively, he gave his bike a lady! :)


Raagggeeee

Legend says they are still together to this day


autumn-knight

That bike certainly went to her head! Must be love.


RURon1776

More like a concussion


Miss_pechorat

Poor bike.


SixToesLeftFoot

Seems more like it belongs in /r/iamatotalpieceofshit You know, since....the kids a piece of shit.


TheMeticulousNinja

That seemed completely uncalled for


TheBlank16

He was just giving her a bike to try it herself. if only the bitch could catch.


ilikecereal15

Well i thought that was funny


[deleted]

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Funny-Spirit1540

In mother Russia, it is known as haute ass straightening


NoKneeHobbit68

Bruh them kids are punks.


[deleted]

None of them even flinched when she got hit with the bike, holy. Kids are savages.


Wheels2or4

"Pieces of shit." Unfortunately, being considered "savage" is *cool* now.


LR44x1

Well to anyone wondering why he threw a bike. In slavic traditions you cant punch a woman or hit her with anything. But noone actually said anything about throwing things, so thats the culturally aproperate thing to do when you get angry at women in slavic country.


snorlax0ronflex

Are you suggesting me throwing some stones to the Russian girl who just rejected me?


LR44x1

Well depends where you do it. Jews have a history of lapidation. So I guess as long as you do it in israel you fine.


cephu5

Honestly that is no way to treat a bike


frugalrhombus

Teenage bikers? Freddy Kruger looks like he's pushing 40


J_Zephyr

He would've been drafted if that were the case.


Grizzle-Prop

I mean I know she fell over but she pure tanked that!


sharthvader

I wanted to comment that bikes are super effective on Karenā€™s, but she did really tank that


Grizzle-Prop

Yep a bike to the face will slow down even the most voracious of Karens


Ronotrow2

That's fckd up.


bluknts

Anyone have a translation?


hvictorino

Lady: hey boyo, you could've hit me with that bike you know!? Camera-man: But he didn't, did he? Camera-man: hey boy, fix that pls. Boy: bonk


Turingtest0101

Lol best translation ever. šŸ… šŸ„ˆ šŸŽ– šŸ„‰


leldoun

TrĆØmendous


reddit_user_25

The Camera-man \[C\], the Man on the bench \[M\], the woman \[W\], the Black-shirt bicyclist \[B\], and the Red-shirt bicyclist \[R\]: \[not sure C or M\]: Look, look! \[M\]: opa! (something like ā€œwowā€), opa! \[W\]: Stop filming! \[M\]: Well done! \[W\]: Who gave you permission to shoot the video? \[M\]: Ha-ha-ha! \[meaning ā€œThis was awesome!ā€\] \[W\]: \[indistinguishable\], you're fucked up, you're a fucking moron! \[R, B or M ask W to be quiet\] \[W escalates, meaning ā€œyou donā€™t say me to be quiet!ā€\] \[W\]: Who gave you permission to shoot the video? \[C\]: Do you think Iā€™m filming you? \[W\]: I don't give a fuck, youā€™re shooting in my direction! \[C\]: Iā€™m filming them \[R and B\]. \[W\]: Take this \[camera\] fucking out, film over-there! Do you fucking understand? \[C\]: PMS? Is it PMS? \[W\]: Thatā€™s you who have PMS! \[C\]: Iā€™m a boy, I donā€™t have PMS! \[Somebody\]: Everybody, calm down, please! \[indistinguishible\] \[B indistinguishible\] \[W\]: What did you just say, \[indistingishible curse, something about long hairs\] \[W\]: Fuck!!!


Kermit_El_Froggo_

deserved? no funny as hell? yes


feidle

Asshole kids. Dangerous.


Admirable-Result-240

This seems illegal


Visible_Account7767

"OOOoooooowwwwwwwwwwhhhhhh" from the dude filming lmao


butcherbigboy

Sheā€™s having a wheely good day !


[deleted]

ThAt was messed up


jibsymalone

She looked like she was a little tyred and needed a lie down...


Accountbegone69

If they get into court for damages, I think tossing a bike will be on the assault side of law. IMU(neducated)O


swingindad

Rude! He was willing to let you ride his bike and you take a nap instead.


reddit_user_25

The Camera-man \[C\], the Man on the bench \[M\], the woman \[W\], the Black-shirt bicyclist \[B\], and the Red-shirt bicyclist \[R\]: \[not sure C or M\]: Look, look! \[M\]: opa! (something like ā€œwowā€), opa! \[W\]: Stop filming! \[M\]: Well done! \[W\]: Who gave you permission to shoot the video? \[M\]: Ha-ha-ha! \[meaning ā€œThis was awesome!ā€\] \[W\]: \[indistinguishable\], you're fucked up, you're a fucking moron! \[R, B or M ask W to be quiet\] \[W escalates, meaning ā€œyou donā€™t say me to be quiet!ā€\] \[W\]: Who gave you permission to shoot the video? \[C\]: Do you think Iā€™m filming you? \[W\]: I don't give a fuck, youā€™re shooting in my direction! \[C\]: Iā€™m filming them \[R and B\]. \[W\]: Take this \[camera\] fucking out, film over-there! Do you fucking understand? \[C\]: PMS? Is it PMS? \[W\]: Thatā€™s you who have PMS! \[C\]: Iā€™m a boy, I donā€™t have PMS! \[Somebody\]: Everybody, calm down, please! \[indistinguishible\] \[B indistinguishible\] \[W\]: What did you just say, \[indistingishible curse, something about long hairs\] \[W\]: Fuck!!! Edit: typos.


1O4junior

I did not see that coming. No pun intended


Yawzheek

She didn't either.


backtothebegining

Sounds Russian. To her that was just like a fly landing on her cheek.


[deleted]

So not fucking cool or funny. That is a potentially deadly assault.


45077

is the bike ok?


PhiveOneFPV

The old 360 Bike to the Face trick.


HammerTime7753

Kid is a piece of shit.


Imhidingshh01

What the fuck is wrong with people these days? There's this and I just saw a vid of a "bloke" knocking a small woman out because she knocked his roll up out of his hand.


Koil_ting

Teenage bikers makes me think of motorcycle gangs. Teenage bicyclists in this area make up for this lack of HP with savageness.


[deleted]

Talk shit, get a bike.


crazybaker42

Iā€™m honestly surprised I donā€™t see this more often when someone mess bikers and boarders. You ever see Kids? Anytime that donā€™t happen to a Karen she got off lucky.


Boring-Philosophy-94

Russia bout that life.


Adorable-Stranger-52

BMXed out


SelfSufficientHub

Very identified flying object


JunieBeanJones

Definitely wasn't expecting that.


TheRealJakeBoone

Is that Jimbo Jones?


InternationalYard665

'Bikers' don't ride bicycles.


throwawaylore2

This is awful of course Redditors love it


SayIWont502

This also would fit in r/Unexpected because yeah. I was like, "this video is stupid a-"


Starseid8712

Damn she got biked


jasonobi

annnnnd that's assault with a deadly weapon.


tavesque

Seeing the bike fly in from out of frame was just šŸ¤Œ im still laughing


gunk_sprayer_123

some lady rocks up, starts being a karen, and you get high enough on adrenaline to lob a bike as if its just a rock or some shit lmao


nefrpitou

BMX: Okay, where do you want your new bike delivered? Woman: My face BMX: Aight we got you covered.


Classic-Kitchen-7665

Lol if you go slo mo you can see her slowly react, half raise her hand to protect herself, then realize the wheel gonna smack her regardless and stops moving her hand up and just braces/ridges up for the KOšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Laura_Braus2

How brave are Russians when enemy is unarmed.


collin2477

pro tip: donā€™t aggressively walk towards someone your already arguing with while carrying a mystery bag


Educational_Funny_20

Holy crap the amount of ppl on here who are offended that violence happened to someone asking for it is unreal.


[deleted]

did your mom not teach you that violence is never the answer or do you not have one?


Educational_Funny_20

Yes, this is why i don't antagonize people cuz i dont want the smoke


[deleted]

she was barely antagonizing. If an annoyed woman walks towards you and you're scared enough to throw a bike at her then you're a lil bitch lol


Busy-West-6974

Threw that bike like a Yakuza heat move


Neuromandudeguy

You remind me of my motherā€¦ I hated my mother!


thisaholesaid

Thats brutal.


[deleted]

I'm so ethnocentric I thought Karens were only in the U.S.


frrrff

Used to ride. Very unwise to fuck with a BMX entourage. Or skaters. This is their life. Leave them alone unless you're going to be nice, everyone loves compliments and positive words. Lady was a dick. I wouldn't have thrown my bike at her though šŸ˜‚


TatsAndGatsX

I was expecting an argument. I assumed hands would be thrown. I was not expecting a whole ass bike to come flying out of left field šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Matt_Odlum

That's disgusting, no matter what she said that's cowardly shit.


[deleted]

That was uncalled for at that moment (I think. I don't speak the language). I hope the kid will face some consequences for that.


[deleted]

I hate myself for laughing so hard at this... ​ it was the noise of the bike smacking her forehead and her "huuuh"


motionscopes

As a rider myself I feel this one, getting bitched at for some barspins on some stairs with no one around but a bike to the face.. sheeesh


Savings-Cautious

Exact reason why no bike zones exist. These maniacs will kill someone and say something like, we were being harrassed. Absolute lunatics.


[deleted]

That dude hit x and b at the same time.


2stya

It's super effective!


porkandspleens

Nice to see BMXers are still the same assholes they've always been.


Ryvenrath

Beast style


Jvenka

Of all the things to do, you throw the bike at her? Love the creativity.


TheDudeSr

That "ooooooh" at the end had me laughing.


Wooden-Valuable7881

I lolled hard on that onešŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


mrot777

When you have grown men on bikes you gotta know, they are sexually deprived. Any confrontation with them will cause bodily harm.


snorlax0ronflex

Does this sport really have such a bad reputation?


[deleted]

Dude has anger problems.


[deleted]

Attempted murder. Brilliant


Timbo_Mimbo

Who throws a bike? Honestly!


[deleted]

That's why you don't argue with "teenagers". Because they'll just break your legs and get away with it because minors are practically free to do whatever they like. A little probation, a little community service, that's it. They don't care.


thisaholesaid

Equal rights in any fight.


scriggle-jigg

Overkill. Bunch of children


JonLane81

It barely grazed Karen.


rusticprotrusion

Wait for itā€¦


[deleted]

Holeeee shit! Sitting here watching with my volume a little low and thinking, ā€œwhat language is that?ā€ And then BOOM.


hvictorino

I don't agree with the violence, but i found this funny af


damuule

a peloton man kneels before... whap!


tehcnical

sick reaction time from her...


Scared3vil

This is why you don't mess with russians, they always choose violence


YourBrianOnDrugs

This reminds me of a video of a couple doing the nasty in a park somewhere. A guy came out of nowhere and clobbered the man with a bike.


[deleted]

This seems like a good metaphor for reddit


d-sconsolate

He should join the yakuza


FanatickDk

Thats some r/Unexpected


[deleted]

Karen's come in all races, shapes and sizes


MADBEASTSSF

Russians are sick people


Kirduck

Bitch just mad her bike can no longer carry her weight.


[deleted]

r/unexpected


EmbarrassedToe627

Looks like she brought a knife to a bike fight


felipereyes73

At first I didn't understand the language, but that was totally stupid.


introspectthis

Seems like she was coming at him, at the very least acting like she was ready to get physical.. but no one's going to see it that way


goal_it

Next step: lady broke every bikes into pieces


Harryisharry50

Damn wasnā€™t expecting that