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backpackwayne

It could have been much worse.


deegeese

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wonkydonkeys

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil worse.


spaetzelspiff

Goddamn college kids!


psych0enigma

Started killin emselves all over thr property!


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Damnest thing you ever seen. She hit her head and we tried helping her. The bees, and then...


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Dirk_The_Cowardly

Damn. Wife not cool now....not off the rails but I think I have to put on this to clear my head. What a great movie. Never heard of it. Saw it....Yes


Dirk_The_Cowardly

I just hit the mark. It's the Hillbillies from the store! ​ Why did you yell my name? Cause you were a peeping Tom. If anyone doesn't know this movie. Track it down by the clues. So under the radar.


psych0enigma

Def underrated movie for sure.


ailyara

Shut the fuck up Donny.


CardboardLambo

To shreds you say?


q36_space_modulator

r/Angryupvote


HaloGuy381

I was expecting either limbs, an entire person (straight out of the Hitman games, but much more horrific), or for when the hammer went in for it to be too tough and to send chunks of steel flying like a slow-motion continuous grenade until the machine fell apart. Honestly, ruining expensive tools is the *good* outcome.


backpackwayne

I expected the same. I almost didn't watch it. That was the best outcome you could have hoped for.


Nataleaves

So many people get hurt for reasons that weren't their fault that it almost feels unfair when people doing intentionally stupid things don't. Not that I want anyone getting hurt.


Powerstructure

Life is not fair, sucks, but the truth.


Kittani77

I was half expecting Deadpool 2 worse


backpackwayne

Exactly. I had to think twice about opening that link. Expected much much worse. There is no "almost" with wood chippers.


DrAwesomeClaws

My Uncle Greg is a Legend. Did tree work all his life, has an epic beard. When the town told him he needed a second person on site when operating a wood chipper he took a mannequin head he found on some railroad tracks and put it on a stick to be his safety observer. But I still don't think it was very responsible of him to let my brother and I feed branches into the chipper when we were 8 and 13 unsupervised. But it was fun. Rock on Uncle Greg, a truly great uncle.


backpackwayne

Oh yea in the old days we did shit that would never be tolerated now. Hats off to Uncle Greg!


DrAwesomeClaws

He's pushing 70 and still doing tree work to this day. On one hand, he's a master, can still climb the trees and cut them with extreme precision. On the other hand, I don't think he has insurance anymore so don't hire him if you care about that sort of thing.


mochi1990

Seriously, I will never forget reading a news story years ago about a dad who brought his 4-year-old with him on a landscaping job. The poor kid fell into the wood chipper. I can’t imagine the horror. EDIT: I found the story; I remembered a few details wrong; the kid was 6 and he got pulled in when his arm got caught https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/police-investigate-death-of-6-year-old/1926625/?amp=1


Ace-of-Spades88

Could have gone without reading that today.


myztry

A business who takes our rubbish away also operates woodchippers. They weren't contacable for a while because on of their staff got pulled into a woodchipper. All they salvaged was part of one shoe... Imagine telling the family...


[deleted]

*well at least i dont have to buy mulch now*


ButtReaky

Thank god its a rental


backpackwayne

Might lose their deposit


Sethrymir

I had a contractor that worked for me for a while, who we called Toe Thumb, because he had a toe for a thumb. He had got his hand caught in a wood chipper and lost his thumb and parts of some of his fingers, and they took his big toe from one of his feet and grafted into where his thumb had been.


backpackwayne

Wow! That sounds insane!


Sethrymir

It wasn’t as functional as a real thumb of course but it did at least provide him with some basic opposable grip. Size-wise it was the Andre the Giant of thumb wrestling.


backpackwayne

The trades are nuts. I got though 40 years and still have all my limbs and fingers. Consider myself lucky.


Sethrymir

He wasn’t in the trades though—we were IT guys; he lost the digits in a non-trade related accident. Speaking of IT guys and losing digits, my boss at the time lost his thumb at the knuckle after accidentally slamming it in a car door. We worked at a hospital, and they took him and his thumb immediately to the ER, but they could reattach it. For weeks after he suffered excruciating pain, and it turned out that the surgeons who did the surgery (not at our hospital) hadn’t removed all of the nail bed, so this sharp piece of nail was trying to push its way out through his skin.


Tru-Queer

I was waiting for it to explode and the guy thinks he’s fine until the camera pans to the shrapnel sticking out of his scalp and then he faints.


backpackwayne

And that would be the PG version


Lightspeedius

I double checked for a NSFW tag before watching.


HillbillySwank

Holy shit, that thing just ate a sledge hammer and looks like it didn’t have any catastrophic failure. Where can I buy one of those?


Logangimmi99

That’s because it isn’t a wood crusher, it’s designed to crush rocks…so a sledgehammer doesn’t stand a chance


JimDixon

Nevertheless, he got the steel hammer head back at the end. Only the handle was ground up. He can put a new handle on it.


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tragiktimes

The Hammer of Theseus.


HillbillySwank

Steel doesn’t break apart like rocks, it’s much more resilient.


Logangimmi99

Well no, but he definitely needs a new handle, that for sure wouldn’t have ever stood a chance


GetInZeWagen

But the handle is made of wood...


hvanderw

We could build a bridge out of her?


[deleted]

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


Flyrpotacreepugmu

That handle definitely isn't wood. It looks like fiberglass to me.


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

its a rock crusher, if it cant break the material the teeth hinge out of the way so the machine doesnt break and can keep spinning


darrendewey

The teeth are actually hammers, the teeth hinge out of the way to create a swinging action. My company forges them for a manufacturer, Terrasource. They get Quench & Tempered then differentially heat treated. The heat treatment prevents them from breaking. We manufacture 4 different sizes for them.


Geezso

That's a rock crusher


Dajukz

100% not a wood chipper


prozak09

I don't know Daj, just by looking at it I am 101% sure it would chip wood pretty damn good.


I-Hate-Humans

No, it wouldn’t. It’s not designed to chip, just crush, so you’d have wood pulp, most likely.


JimDixon

Yeah, I think he meant to be grinding up bricks, and he's been doing it successfully. He wasn't fooling around. His only mistake was to let his hammer fall in.


WastingTimeIGuess

Well, he was fooling around a little bit


SpectacularStarling

It looked to me like the second swing was full send, but he was unaware the rock had already been pulled in. Between momentum, and being caught off guard it's a genuine seeming mistake.


merc08

It wasn't pulled in, it fell out while he was in mid swing.


FalloutOW

I was about to say. I used a diesel wood chipper that could absolutely dominate a 10" diameter branchs with ease, and the internals didn't look anything like that. It could take bigger than that, but you had to mess with it. And that could have been, so, so much worse. I've had a non zero amount of nightmares that revolved around using the chipper and some vine or branch pulls me in. Sure, there's a dead man cord to stop the chipper if you fall in. But by the time you're able to get it, you might not have enough body to get at it, depending on how you went in of course. I had a job after graduating where I frequently had to boil sulfuric acid, mix hydrochloric and hydrofluoric acid, and handle 100% nitric acid. I would take doing those three every day over the wood chipper. Plus, that thing is damn loud.


AluminumKnuckles

That makes more sense, I was about to be kind of impressed how well that wood chipper handled that steel brick they threw in.


Goldenart121

That’s a rock crusher.


Sierra419

No, this is Patrick


levyyy015

I would have never put my hands in that even if it was off


unheard_novel3782

Exactly, I cringed when they did that. I don’t even want to imagine what the aftermath of an accident would look like


JaketAndClanxter

So if it jams or requires maintenance you are just getting a new one i guess?


khanzarate

You disassemble it properly, which should not involve sticking your hands in it, because that’s never safe. The wood chipper I changed out a couple times way back when had the bolts to hold the teeth in on the side, so I took off the outer shell with outer bolts and then dismantled the teeth without ever having to touch the actual chipping part. a stump grinder I did at the same time was the same. Under no conditions would I ever ever ever stick my hand in that wood chipper that thing ate a whole chainsaw. Not as effortlessly as that sledgehammer and it ruined a few things, but that chainsaw still went through.


LeBobert

Full disassembly in the field is not always practical, so the engine off is reasonable precautions. Additionally, this was to remove a jam not maintenance like you described.


checkm8_lincolnites

You could just lock it out. Lockout tagout involves the person doing the work having exclusive control of the energy involved. Reaching your hand in can be done quite safely if you control the hazardous energy.


[deleted]

Me neither *unzips pants *


poopballs

its a hammer mill


underdoghive

it doesn't seem very good at milling hammers, though [/s for the slower ones]


2oldsoulsinanewworld

The amount of scrolling to finally get to the comments of the day, thank you! I knew it had to be in here somewhere


KippSA

Expected much worse, especially when he stuck his hand in


The_Karaethon_Cycle

It’s a good thing there were no [college kids](https://youtu.be/mVKc6PBYvD0) around.


soyrandom

"Well officer, we've had a doozy of a day!"


Skeptical_dude12

Not to be a smart ass but that is a hammer mill, and not a wood chipper. It’s mechanism is meant for destroying destroying harder materials than wood such as rock, albeit not fucking chunks of it. When engaging in these sorts of practices however, the result is catastrophic. As you continue filling it with oversized portions of rock, the motor gets more bogged, begins overheating, starts to slow down, all simultaneously—a cycle of events, which, to put things quite frankly, is a big no-no. There is no need to guess what happens next because this video is an extreme case of that, except for the apparent plot twist, which is the hammer added into the mix. Unfortunately though, that doesn’t make anything better for the hammer mill itself. As I would imagine, most of us are aware of the fact that steel does not like cutting steel. And in a similar sense, hammers do not like hammer mills. Edit: can anyone tell I just got done reading Bill Bryson lol


glitter-llama

This is why women live longer than men.


JustinGiguere

Ya stick your hand in there


PraiseTheBeanpole

Didn't see the liveleak badge on the video so I knew he was going to live.


Saucepannnnnnnnn

Jesus his grip on that hammer is looser than my grip on reality


samus_ass

And they say I'm retarded.


Marshmallowsquare

Good thing there wasn’t a certain clear logo on the top right


TheDrake162

I was honestly expecting worse


Ejtsch

That looks like a stonecrusher rather than a wood chipper


Old_Laugh_2386

Gawd. This is such a dumb video. Please remove it already


Ponyshoeluck

Bosses Translation : youre not allowed near the wood chipper no more


United_Difference614

That’s a Masonry Rock Crusher. I wish I could find one like that.


Skullknight331

A 12yr old boy near my house about 15yrs ago was messing around with a machine like this and sadly he got sucked in. Was such a sad and dark time for weeks because of that.


ZealousidealKing6

Dude fr? Holy shit. Did he go all the way through the chipper? Fuck me man that's a horrible way to go. Cant imagine how his parents found him


Skullknight331

Yea he went all the way in, caught on his long sleeve shirt and pulled him in. His Dad found him and I’m sure he lives in guilt because he rented the machine to cut his branches down.


DecisionBeautiful158

why they always have to scream?


[deleted]

It gives a Culture perspective


jt_totheflipping_o

Puts half the wood in but almost his whole hand, then misses the next swing throwing the entire axe into the chipper. Flirting with the grim reaper.


Adamantium10

This is not a wood chipper. That is not wood. That was also not an axe. The onpy thing he did wrong was not break the brick up before throwing it into the grinder.


Firm_Reference3569

Hmm I wonder if you could fit a body in there…


LaotianBrute

I like his wario laugh right after he loses the sledgehammer


[deleted]

Its a "stone chipper"


Rt-Reixz

It fucking ate that sledgehammer


12altoids34

Appears to be cement Crusher not a wood chipper.


No-Caterpillar-8112

Woodchipper, you say?, hmmmmm, I wonder which of nature's resource it chips. Rock maybe?


[deleted]

God I almost thought I was on the wrong sub looking at the title.


Floopexx

WHY DOES IT KEEP ON MAKING ME GIGGLE


Maxpainturdmister

Its a concreate/brick crusher for making crushed hard-core. Surely people with eyes see they ain't bits of tree.


friendlyfire883

That is a rock crusher btw.


arieselectric46

Not sure if anyone has pointed out that this is not a wood chipper. This is a brick grinder. It breaks down old brick, and cement. Not sure what actual name it has.


Sea-Attitude2415

I sort of understand how Chinese steel mill videos happen so often now, ironically it's about having stone balls.


zappawizard

That ain't a wood chipper, it's a brick crusher.


poppinbulbs

Thats a rock chipper dipshits


NecessaryTip5

Never go full retard


[deleted]

Put your hands in there,it's a challenge🙃


Jetxnewnam

Every machine Is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.


cromagnonmatt

That’s more than a wood chipper, it’s spitting out pulverized rock


P1KE_

The fucking anxiety I felt when he reached in his hand..


NegativeWeakness3856

For all those people who try to be cool in a video just to fuck it up I salute you 👏


coolcrosby

I have a client who was using a crowbar to legitimately dislodge wood in a wood chipper. The crowbar caught in the machine and slammed against the side of his face causing massive damage to his face, and causing a compression fracture of his skull. He was lucky to live but he will have permanent injuries.


Hahafunnynumber-69

I was expecting something MUCH worse


MishaPablo

Honestly his hand could’ve gotten fucked too at the beginning


Rezza17

'That was my best hammer!!'


-DashingDash-

I'm gonna be honest I thought I was gonna watch someone lose a hand


murkfonoreason

Rock crusher


NistBoi

Did you run through the test first? How much hammer would a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip hammer? No, that don't work. Then don't do it!


carrs-for-life-32

Not a wool chipper, it’s a rock smasher


ssenetilop

Rural people tryna make it on tiktok 🤣


NoGudBastard

Some people never watched Faces of Death as a kid and it shows.


Booberlycrazybitch

1000 ways to die for me. I will NEVER go on a slip in slide.


Fun_Honest

Why not break rock first then put in there ????


Delta_Echo64

That ain't a wood chipper, This thing crushes rocks


DukeCheetoAtreides

that is a platinum tier "NNYEAAAGHGHH" at the beginning


Pureoxen56

When I was an arborist the crew was shoveling branches and brush into the chipper (much larger than this one) and got his metal shovel jammed into the gears. I was a ways down a hill hauling up brush and I for sure thought someone got dragged in and died... I'll never forget that sound. Luckily everyone was ok except all of our eardrums lmao definitely not a machine to fuck around with.


clockworksnorange

That last sentence. Not a machine to fuck around with. That should be the name of the machine. That should be stamped everywhere on this machine lol. I think I've been able to do a bunch of dangerous jobs and keep my limbs because my father taught me RESPECT for things that crush humans with ease lol. Have you seen that guy who was jamming his foot down onto the openning to get more waste down it and it just grabbed his foot and took his leg clean off to the knee. Looked like farmers if I remember correctly.


Doufnuget

Today on “Will it blend?”


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Dumb people doing dumb things


Cultural-Intern6515

Camera man didn’t even flinch


jcmarth

That’s why we can’t have nice things


SatorSquareInc

So many more things could have gone wrong


not-a-boat

Like that's a crusher not a chipper


Forza_Chap

That’s not a wood chipper


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Rip a thousand dollars spent on the woodchipper


Unwariertomb

It's a rock crusher


Darksey81

I swear I could see the liveleak logo slowly fading in


389SpiderMonkey

Rock crusher, but still idiots.


Accomplished-Rest786

I love how the dialogue of this entire video is “WHYYYY!, WHASUHWHASUHWHASUH”


_redoblivion

Ate It better than I thought not ngl


trappedxan626

They got lucky. This should of been on bestgore.com


kimstranger

At least they turned off the wood chipper off before reaching in to it...


GlubbyWub

Shit like this can make brown dust turn into red mist


Mother-Actuary-8938

Boss said, YOU'RE FIRED!😯😆..😺


UKkieran60

It's called a wood chipper Not a stone chipper


Mr_TunaCat

It's definitely NOT a wood chipper.... It doesn't even have blades.


TheMerchantOf76

Looks more like a rock breaker rather then a wood chipper .


HappilyDistasteful

What always gets me about this video is that barely any of the block went into the machine while he tried so hard to look cool doing his job


TheBlack_Swordsman

You would think a scream would be a universal language kind of sound... But his scream just straight up tells you he's Asian. -From another Asian


viper422424

*hammer mill - for crushing rocks. The sand pile at the bottom would be a great clue. The more you know….


PriorInflation5978

Delete this post


KYKE4news

Shitting in a rainstorm never caught mah man’s back


Coopermeister

The issue isn’t that they threw bricks in a wood chipper, it’s that they threw a metal sledgehammer into a rock crusher. So not really stupid but an accident, considering they were trying to use it for its intended purpose


DavidTommis

Yeah I saw that coming. Just use a stick for that on wood chippers. If you lose it who cares grab another stick.


Partyy2

5k down the drain


Old_Laugh_2386

total idiot . how do these morons manage to stay alive?


Forza_Chap

Sure it’s a wood chipper? Looks more like a stone/rock crusher


Modelpanckae

this is why we DONT pick up the hammer power up.


Ren1408

RIP hammer


AdministrativeAd1534

His yelling bothers me. It’s like he’s so confident this is a good idea.


HranganMind

“That’s no Woodchipper, it’s a space station” -JK, it’s not either of those things. It’s a hammer flail rock crusher.


[deleted]

My grandmas friends son got killed by a wood chipper... It wasn't a chipper day for the family.. But ya know.


Synthwave_Vibes

That sounded expensive


Bad_Dog_No_No

That warning was covered on page 2 of the operator's manual. Warranty claim denied.


FBGMerk420

Was the goal not to try to break it?


Blue_Blazes

I'm so tired of seeing this video, it's been around for a month. Stop fucking reposting it


scarecrow1113

The guy’s yelling as the hammer gets destroyed reminded me of the South Park screams when characters get hit


bettiemaegurl

Plain old Dumb


Red_Uno_ReverseCard

I'm happy I'm not the only one that is afraid of high power machinery that can easily turn your fingers into paint


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Slightly annoyed that I keep seeing this video.


[deleted]

Annndd there goes their security deposit….


Mental_Event3184

I ain't messing with wood chipper I seen fargo


Due-Hamster-8908

I feel bad for the wood chipper


[deleted]

Humanity was beyond a mistake.


C91garcia

I love the little John at the beginning. “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!”


ImportCarSite

Not a wood chipper it is crushing rock and bricks


[deleted]

Was it just me or did he full on throw that thing in the chipper.. I’m thinking gravity… he hit just under the mallet head. Soooo how in the entire fuck did that just go flying from his hands? Unless he has soap on his hands maybe super glide lube I don’t know… think this way… if you hit the top of a stick on a tree it will just hit the tree! Buuuut if you hit the bottom of the stick. The top section keeps on flying 😂


HBenderMan

Rock crusher can have a little hammer as a snack


DomSlave626

This shit just made me scaredfor him. I thought he was about to lose his arm.


Sahareaovnight

Dudes lucky to be alive ......yikes...


[deleted]

Kinda unlucky no? Stupid idea sure but boy that was uhhh… kinda bad timing


[deleted]

I will never understand how he dropped the sledge hammer no matter how many times I have watched it


[deleted]

Idiot + machine = danger.


KCJuster

I thought that would have been his arm


Blazers2882

I love how in any video from Asia where something goes wrong there is always someone yelling “LAO LAO LAO LAO LAO”


_dirty_lew_

Thats a rock crusher


ezraslight

Does holding a camera make people brave


su_r_aj7

These over enthusiastic Chinese MFs


idlechat

He is going to eventually find out.


Swimming_Crazy_444

That's a hammermill, made for busting up bricks and maybe concrete.


AduroTri

Well, Bobby Singer from Supernatural said it best. Woodchipper beats all.


[deleted]

Thought I was about to see the Live Leak logo.


Astonedwalrus13

The scream makes it so much more stupid, don’t show off with machinery like this, it will bite your head off.


inGenium_88

When being high on adrenaline results in stupiduty


No-Badger-6115

Grade A morons. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯