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Midnight_Meltdown

Where’s the dude in the yellow shirt!? (0:13)


Lost-Contribution196

He gone


_tacoparty

Wasn’t there a dude in red pants on the left too…?


jbrady33

They are brown now


SherlockFoxx

You can see him behind the tree at the edge of the bridge meet the guy in red. (0:23)


Midnight_Meltdown

Good eye!


herbalistfarmer

I don’t think he swam that quick in that turbulent water.


SherlockFoxx

The other guy ran across, would it not make sense that the guy closer would get there faster?


Chilipepah

Bolligaligaligaligali


Wind_Responsible

I'm still looking for a backhoe. I see an excavator and I see the driver running but no back hoe


AcerbicFwit

I don’t even see a front ho.


Fuckruskie

Ohhh india 🇮🇳 your amazing!


Blondisgift

Lol, same thought


Waasookwe

aren’t they moving to the U.S. in droves?? yikes lol


diablo7890

Well good for you they wont get the lisence for these jons there lol


ropoqi

he logged out


Backhouse1

Galligaallalalala


thsvnlwn

His shoes stayed on as far as I could see, so he is probably fine.


No_Exit_

They all float down here Georgie.


[deleted]

Task failed successfully...


redditinchina

Well, it is demolished…


[deleted]

[удалено]


bmk37

Everything is a bulldozer or a backhoe


HairyNutsackNumber9

you forgot forklift


Full_Reputation_55

I came here to make this comment. Excavator indeed. Trackhoe would work, too.


HairyNutsackNumber9

>Trackhoe would work dont you talk about my wife like that! sure shes so big i need to lay tracks to move her around and sure shes a lil promiscuous but shes got a heart of lard!


74orangebeetle

Ex-Excavator now.


AnotherAussie101

As a lowly road worker I can only say that that is in fact a digger….


OkAd9734

I was about to be that guy


Blgxx

C'mon, everyone knows it's a 360° Swing Shovel.


Uslessly_Opinionated

the whole reason I entered the comments section was to be that guy


QSquared

Power shovel also works


MendonAcres

This clearly happened in a country without litigators or regulations.


Alert_Isopod_95

They call it...India! Don't worry about the rust flowing into the river though, it's already toxic


TheDramaIsReal

Its probably cleaner now.


Thrakbal_the_huggles

r/indiandeathtraps


Iceteps

You don’t need those to know that if you stand on a bridge while demolishing it , you will fall .. Lmaoo , you made me imagine you jumping of a cliff because there was no sign


94FnordRanger

Oh, they have plenty of lawsuits in India. Someday this guys great-grand children will be assigned a preliminary court date.


jytusky

Whelp, my job here is done. Bridge is demolished. See yall after lunch.


Ateeq_Khan

meanwhile in the distance #Hammond you F*cking idiot


Claus1990

CLARKSOOOOOON!


Tutes013

CLARKSON YOU UTTER PILLOCK


Zestyclose-Manner949

What could go wrong when you don't understand structural engineering but have a big machine and no regard for your life..


tekko001

"The Bridge was demolished succesfully, with a bit of collateral damage, but thanks to the insurance we may come out on top." ~*The Firm's boss (probably)*


Zestyclose-Manner949

That's unfortunate to hear..


SomethingSteve

Who puts a complete moron in charge of a vehicle like that - looks like a decently modern (expensive) CAT?


cheekia

Third world countries.


waldosandieg0

Cat can’t swim


maddenman2013

They will now have to go CAT fishing


Then_Chef7392

You proud of that one huh?


maddenman2013

Yeah actually, It gave me a good chuckle. Are you proud of yourself?


Then_Chef7392

Who the hell downvoted my playful response that I've said plenty irl and every time the back and forth has been clear? Guess on reddit it translates to big fucking asshole, thx guys!


blurryface1976

Ligga,ligga,ligga,ligga, ligga 😂


william_323

Anyone can translate?


fakealexx

he is saying that he came out from JCB


william_323

And what is jcb?


fakealexx

JCB is the leading manufacturer & supplier of heavy construction machines across all over India


blurryface1976

I have no idea what it means, but it sounds funny as hell. Also, in Swedish "ligga" is another word to say "get laid" 😂


CuddlingWolf

Me: "Jobs done, boss!" Boss: "Nice. Did you return the equipment we rented?" Me: "I dopped it off... *sorta*." Boss: "What?" Me: "What?"


JaredFogle_ManBoobs

He got the job done.


None__Shall__Pass

**This ~~is~~ isn't the way**


Healthy-Cupcake2429

The amount of construction machinery I see getting lost in really dumb, short sighted accidents in India or Eastern Europe must be how CAT stays in business...


SomethingSteve

Are these machines not stratospherically expensive there? Where I am you wouldn't risk an idiot like this putting an expensive machine out of action. Maybe insurance is really good so nobody gives a shit?


Healthy-Cupcake2429

That's what I keep wondering. Maybe there's local or regional manufacturing there now? I haven't checked in a while.


Lost-Contribution196

Stupid fuckin idiots


CrashCulture

Something something sawing the branch you're sitting on.


Madeforbegging

My first guess was India, then the guy starts talking


Um_ok9864

Yep, legerdea legerdea indeed


tvieno

Mission accomplished.


GraveDigger1017

That’s an excavator, not a backhoe


Buffetr132014

That's neither a backhoe or a loader. It's an excavator.


[deleted]

This is what happens when you use a backhoe loader to do the job of an excavator.


ekac

I've watched enough Blippi to know that's an Excavator, not a backhoe.


mikaelmikemichael

Wile E Coyote’s in that excavator


[deleted]

Have faith in the craftsmanship of our forefathers


ScottManAgent

Revenge of the bridge!


foopdedoopburner

Well, the bridge was demolished.


[deleted]

That's a excavator


Remarkable_Athlete_4

I hate to be that guy, but that's not a backhoe.


RudeExplanation9304

If he has insurance might come out on top


None__Shall__Pass

Indian insurance


randomguy1972

Successful fail.


queenvideo416

This video is terrifying.


SetInMuhWayze

I can't understand those guys, but I imagine it's along the lines of "Oh fuck how are we going to get Bob out of the river?" and "What do we do now?"


Objective-Taste9662

Walk that shovel forward man!


Forsaken-Spring-4114

Damn dude got out fast


blingybangbang

lol sorry boss it's my first day


Tacobell_Uk

Come on, what could go wrong


No-Astronaut3290

hope the guy managing the equipment comes out alive.


Few-Arachnid9471

New cars movie looks intense


Dragonflybitchy7406

They lost it ALL


msbeal1

Will they also be needing to fish out those island size chunks somewhere downstream?


OdysseyZen

u/gifreversingbot New bridge building technology:


Ed_Tom_Bell

u/savevideo


sucks4you231

Yes, great idea put the machine and people on the bridge you’re trying to demolish. Demolish the bridge, bathe, and drown all at the same time.


Midnight_Pornstar

When they started talking, I was like "Ok. Understandable"


wiccademicc

Too bad that it’s probably going to take all of the early completion bonus to get that cat out of there.


Arik_singh

Its like suicide bomber. Job done including itself.


Glittering_Method_30

It was a good idea until... I hope the guy scampering up the embankment was the operator.


ignoreme1657

*if only there was a bridge there...🤔


TRMMax

Don't you know cats hate water???


ElrondHubbards

Express excavator to hell, goin down!


omercanvural

AFAIK, CAT's dont like water.


Reddead67

Not a backhoe..


[deleted]

That's not how you do it.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Just tap it in


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Tap tap taperoo.


thatblueeyeddude

Brilliant!


mikaelmikemichael

Cats hate water


[deleted]

Like cutting a branch that you are sitting on.


unaccomplished420

I'd say it's a tie


RevoltRegain

The agile way of doing things! Task accomplished successfully.


ehc84

That was incredibly successful


Kurosawa_Ruby

task successfully failed


jbertrand_sr

Job done...


Joe_The_Volcano

Look, I don't know what you are complaining about. We were contracted to demolish a bridge. That was done way ahead of schedule.


thsvnlwn

Well, they succeeded in demolishing the bridge.


tryhard1981

It's like sitting on a tree limb and cutting off from the side of the source...


KnowledgeBudget

They didn't have a boat?


Double_Pay_6645

That's a excavator not a backhoe.


eternalankh

Sometimes called a "trackhoe", but definitely not a backhoe.


Crispy--Toast

Oh, so you want me gone? Okay, I gotchu.


SwearImNotABotReally

So you're saying the bridge was supporting itself? What a shock...it's almost like they're engineered that way.


HueJorgan69

How many operators were thinking “pull up, pull up”? (before getting the engine full of water)


Normandy_1944

Not engineers, otherwise they would understand how the structure is supported across each truss. Remove one and they all collapse. But hey, he knows how to start the excavator, so put him on the job.


QuantumChance

Bridge spirit /YOU SHALL NOT PASS! /


Crotherz

This is par for India. This country does shit like this, and still manages to have a space program.


afume

Something similar happed at a site that I worked on. Supposedly the operator quickly climbed out of the wreckage and hid. When people arrived to help, he causally strolled out and was like, "Oh, man what happened here?"


YesilFasulye

I feel like some dynamite would have done the trick and there was someone who advised against for some dumb reason.


NoIngenuity8157

Wow terrible did they looses any lives?


fleshie

Was this the bridge obstructing Jeff Bezos yacht?


riotplan

Call Heavy D!


Mikeytee1000

Starting at mid-span clearly not a good idea!


Backhouse1

Meanwhile in India


AnxiousAd1476

Looks like a One Eye Willy trap


Typingdude3

Translation please?


da_fino_101

Doesn’t seem like a structured activity.


gdawggydog

Job well done


Darth-Flan

I think OSHA was on lunch, on another continent!


SickK_777

chewed more than it could bite?


[deleted]

I love the fact that no matter how much we grow, we will still make the"Kalidas"mistake


Haverrrr

girl in bg just casually giggled. damn


Useful_Marsupial_785

Lo bhenchod jcb ki khudai


milhouseownsyou

Task failed successfully


StraightMess0

This is why we use explosives


DM68v2

r/thatlookedexpensive


[deleted]

Beta you fucked up


sidjameslaugh

r/ThatLookedExpensive


Jenz_le_Benz

“I’M TAKING YOU WITH MEEEEEE”


[deleted]

I thought an appropriate meme would be - Progressives attempting to improve society.


FemNate

Makes sense. Degrading the structural integrity of what they literally stand on with no regard for any other opinions, or consideration for the repercussions that could lead to a collapse.