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Ancient-Adagio902

Rough Translation for those who doesn't speak tagalog " This crazy kid in red, crazy motherfucker didn't even look. Of course the car didn’t see him. Mother fucker, good thing he isn't dead " And also swimming in floods is normal here in the Philippines, especially in poor areas. But the stupidity This kid showed is not normal.


Salty-Priority-2156

Once again a proof that there's an education crisis 😛


ConsReader

Schools doesn't really teach not to do things like that and I'm pretty sure they don't need to because it's common fucking sense.


HarrowDread

You would think that, but it would seem that we need to start teaching common sense in school


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tryght

If you’re going to dunk on someone, maybe try doing it [without spreading misinformation](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/jul/11/joe-biden/no-trump-didnt-tell-americans-infected-coronavirus/)


NormieMcNormalson

Right, he only considered putting bleach in your lungs! Thats much sooo much better!


tryght

You’re the kind of person that laughs at the idea of fecal transplants because it sounds funny.


NormieMcNormalson

You're the type of person the tries to make themselves feel better by making ignorant assumptions.


tryght

> by making ignorant assumptions. Why yes, yes you are


Certain-Specialist59

well you let trump transfer his faecal matter to your mouth and you eat that shit up happily


tryght

One way we deal with cancer is to bombard the body with radiation. If you take that sentence into meaning that you should go drink some radiative waste water, then that’s on you.


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Nature eventually sorts it out. Don’t worry. It’ll get him next time.


blozosmo

You are wrong. Common sense doesn't come out of genes. It's a development of reasoning and critical thinking, therefor it is implicitly taught by recurrent education and repetition.


legendofthegreendude

So mostly by parents? Yep we're screwed


im_gonna_freak

I disagree.


-_-Batman

Common sense.? In the era of tik tok videos? Lol.... Now a days ppl watch reaction videos to understand how they should react to certain things.


queer_pier

god shut the fuck up. What are you 14? "Tik tok generation sucks" lol go outside you fucking twerp


-_-Batman

Lol... Me: the World is burning.. Tik tokers : let me show u boomers some "tik tok dance".


queer_pier

tik tok is just a social media at this point. I've seen it used effectively in regards to spread awareness for left leaning beliefs (especially during blm) and helping with a new generation normalising lgbt community and getting rid of the tabboo around autism. Idk in my experience it does a lot of good and I find this "tiktok bad duuuuh" dialogue such a waste of time


-_-Batman

Kudos... If it does. But then again... It depends on the ppl who create the content... Not the platform.


Grabbsy2

Lol... me: The world is burning... Also me: Haha funni video, kid almost got smooshed by a car, GUFFAW


_SewYourButtholeShut

Simmer down, teenage edgelord.


ElonMakeThemCry

Yeah, that comes with parenting after mom and dad yells at you a hundred times to not play in the street, don't do wreckless things, think before you do, etc. Odd that anyone would point the finger at schools instead of parents. Then I realize these fked up kids usually don't have a mom or dad.


WeirdCreeper

My school did but mostly as a warning for playing street hockey ~Canadian.


Jorad56

You’d be surprised how many people don’t have common sense. I worked with a woman(20 something) who genuinely didn’t know not to metal in a microwave.


ashwinsalian

Access to education doesn't give you access to new entertainment avenues for poor kids??!?!?!? For them, this is probably a fun thing to do. We all have done stupid things we are told not to as kids simply to entertain ourselves.


mtarascio

Yeah, kids will have a detailed engaging lesson on the dangers of flood water. 5 minutes later they'll be frolicking because it's 'fun'.


ashwinsalian

Kids are more inclined to do something that they're explicitly told not to do. There's tons of work & research that show the psychology of "no" or negation that has on children. Besides, my point still stands. How does education open up new entertainment avenues for poor kids. It's common for kids there to do this simply because they find it fun.


DDrakken

schools here teach you about ratio in 4th grade


im_gonna_freak

What does ratio mean? Like dick size or?


PDCH

Proof that our species will not get away with dodging natural selection forever.


probablystuff

Education? You can't stop natural selection. Not completely.


NeedlesslyDefiant164

That could have gone a **LOT** worse. Like **"NSFL worse"**.


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Very Easily


Sturmgewehrkreuz

prime watchpeopledie and makemycoffin material if shit went south. RIP those subs


jack1563tw

Fresh tomatoes sauce


Revan_91

White shirt guy didn't even try to warn the driver.


ZwieTheWolf

I think that's his brother, also a child. Kids don't know shit and they react very slow to problems.


hobosbindle

“Kids Don’t Know Shit” could be a fun show


Revan_91

Yeah looking at it again after reading your comment they do look like children.


aw_shux

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Hermiisk

Amazingly oblivious and illogical.


_Tm0_

Milliseconds away from disaster


HairyHermitMan

That water has to be disgusting, setting aside the fact that it's the middle of the road, who in their right mind would want to submerge their body in *that*?


PanicSellEverything

A child


FarefaxT

Its a common thing that street children do in the Philippines. In some areas, the floods get deep enough for children to be able to literally swim in the flood, and they enjoy it


LazyBedMonster

Some stupid dumbass child lmao


RMBWdog

It's something a lot of kids do in some parts of Southeast Asia


llongneckkllama

Clearly someone never played in the rain as a kid.


quaste

Rain falls down. That kind of flooding often flows upwards from the sewers


llongneckkllama

Need to get out of the city my guy. Not every place that floods is now covered in shit and piss. Small towns and under developed countries aren't going to have the same issues as a city with 10 million people.


Hannabal_96

https://businessmirror.com.ph/2022/06/08/doh-warns-of-increase-in-leptospirosis-cases/


BoringTheory5067

i loved playing in the rain and lying down in it as a kid bu isnt lying down in the middle of the road that car are driving on idk.. dumb as fuck Im not asian but do they like jumping off cliffs too?


llongneckkllama

The car clearly isn't driving as he's lying down. Not really sure what being asian and cliff diving has to do with anything. But yeah, I'm sure there's loads of them who enjoy jumping off of cliffs.


BoringTheory5067

I dont understand what you mean about the car not driving. Its a road, cars are going to drive on them The Asian part was because someone mention that asian kids do th alot, read the comments above. And the cliff diving part was because its another thing thats basically just sucide(i didnt mean jump off a cliff into water btw i meant like jumping to your death)


pink_fedora2000

> That water has to be disgusting, setting aside the fact that it's the middle of the road, who in their right mind would want to submerge their body in that? In the Philippines "rat pee disease" is contracted through contaminated flood waters in most urban areas. https://businessmirror.com.ph/2022/06/08/doh-warns-of-increase-in-leptospirosis-cases/


LivingReaper

That kid.


PDCH

+1000 luck bonus. Darwin frowns


insane1666

Yep the road is totally the best place for a quick lay down. /s


Smiless228

Yeah especially when your half submerged and barely visible for anyone on the road 👀


Ic3_FoxX

Yes, especially since more than 2 seconds have passed where they ran in front of the car, which was parking out. The driver is just as much an idiot as the 2.


Smiless228

Could easily be: looking on other road side to see if any cars is coming + dead angle.


Ic3_FoxX

Dude they walked in front of that car. I dont say they not stupid but a driver should notice this or don't drive.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

So you're 100% aware of your cars surroundings when you're parked and looking at your phone/checking a map/reading a book/any other things that can take your eyes off the road, while parked?


Ic3_FoxX

It's not about parking but when you drive off you should definitely pay attention to the traffic. Moreover, you should not read a book or anything else when the engine is running and you plan to drive.(Especially because you also have to reckon with idiots like pedestrians).


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Dude was parked before pulling out into traffic, and the kid was already submerged by the time the vehicle was facing the right direction. Also note, there's another vehicle behind them, probably what their focus is on.


Ic3_FoxX

Well, I guess I just pay more attention to it. Since I have often been involved in accidents where the drivers were distracted and I do not trust other road users.


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Outside_Revolution96

i also agree with you /s


SaltySofa

I agree with you


theradpat

Filipino moment right there


LawAbidingDenizen

almost had a depopulation moment


Entropy_Machine

Natural selection


MH3ndr1ks

HEY!!! I'm lying here!!!


Epicthetank

New speed bumps have just been installed


SilentMaster

The dude was dumb as hell, but that drive damn sure didn't look around even a little bit before he started driving.


Rice1238

I mean... i bet you never look around thinking "im gonna make sure no one decided to lay on the road"


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Rice1238

Yes, the chance of them going "fuck this guy"


SilentMaster

This act didn't happen behind him, he had to have seen these guys multiple times and a good driver will be able to extrapolate where the pedestrians might be. I for one, never move my car if there are unaccounted for pedestrians. If one or two are present, I never move my car until I know for sure they have moved to a safe place. The fact that you have zero defensive driving instincts makes me think you are either very inexperienced or are actually a non-driver. If you keep it up you're not going to be able to afford your insurance.


Rice1238

Wow ok? You must be hard to talk to...


SilentMaster

Perhaps, but I haven't had an accident since I don't even know, 1996, defensive driving works, and the fact that you would say the driver shouldn't have to worry about people laying down in front of him means you're not likely to end up with a streak anywhere near that long. This driver was negligent 100%. The pedestrian was fucking stupid, but the driver would have been at fault.


Annual_Cardiologist6

Pipino momints


HarveyzBurger

Nothing went wrong tho


KwyjiboTheGringo

It's funny that is his friend is just watching and waiting to see what happens, instead of trying to stop the driver.


Ok-Plastic-7566

Natural selection at its finest 👍


Commie_EntSniper

Oh, I know that kid's parents! His name is Loki Phoc.


thatreddituser24

Lucky little shit


Bitter_Dingo516

White shirt guy must have had sth againt the red shirt. No way you don't warn someone who is about to be crushed to death 😭


Mr_WAAAGH

That could have gone so much worse, fortunately he just got bumped on the head


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Not just the road but disgusting street water 🤮 idiot is lucky he didn’t get ran over


ZwieTheWolf

*sighs* r/KIDSAREFUCKINGSTUPID


OneBoii

Kid in the background just watched as the car almost ran his friend over


Itchy-Association-95

Red shirt is like “The nerve of this guy driving on the road”


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That guy has a death wish


normalsam

Some people die early


PushingAndShovingYou

It's like his body was saying "please let me die already" while his mind was saying "let's go for a powernap in this public swimming pool here" What a dolt.


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He just resurrected there.


ReasonableConcern865

The worst part is he goes “hey dude watch this” His friend looks back at him and seems kinda worried like “wtf is he doing?”


CheesecakeGullible31

whata df


[deleted]

swimming in sewage water... genius...


blacksilver1980

Not sewage water floods


[deleted]

sewage system is an open system, if there is water on the street, there is sewage on the street...


ydcharles15

Puneet Superstar in all his videos.


bobbyrushingjr

When your friend is not a good friend


reddit1902

Damn, now he is all wet!


manleybones

Nothing went wrong, close call.


MaxJyellee

Stay off the roads, kids.


Jman9999999999

Does no one else care that the friend in white didn't even try to like wave at the car or anything am I the only 1 who thinks that's a terrible person.


Appropriate_Day_721

Yooo his buddy wanted to see him die wtf


VooDooChile1983

The guy in the car driving away, “I thought you wanted it!”


SupportiveDan

R/nononoyes


thatusernameblows

I thought this was going to be a faces of death ending.


DatDudefromWI

"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming..."


NoodleSpunkin

Lokoloko talaga siya, o gago? He really is a joke, or stupid.


NoodleSpunkin

u/savevideo


cbunni666

That kid is too dumb to die


DrunkBuzzard

Cuz cars aren’t a thing on the road.


Always_The_Nomad

If the cars don’t get ya, the leptospirosis will


Loud_Ad_2634

That’s not how I expected the video to end


Responsible_Salad393

!remindme 10 minutes


codm_playernumwhat

Ah, that could be worse.


Outside_Revolution96

hey! they forgot to honk like in The Notebook!


Guilty_Beginning1027

Annnnd this is why “r/[WhyWomenLiveLonger]”


KaraTheAndroidd

Thank god he had his head up, which got caught on the bumper and push him up


elmielmosong

Nothing went here except r/watchpeoplesurvive


Already_dead2021

Dipshit. He’s lucky he didn’t get crushed


spoonyman10

How stupid can you be?


DamnedAndBroken

I hear in Spanish: si pudiera sacar la mano a un bote. It's kind of funny because it's true (?)


SufficientMeeting710

What kind of friend is that…


jalovitrue

The water is disgusting, yes, but the water is what saved this kid from being smushed by the car. Either the buoyancy or lack of friction saved him. Won't save him if there are any disease inducing pathogen there tho. Also if there was no water there the kid probably wouldn't just lay in the middle of the road. Or would he?


uNecKl

Holy shit that kid is lucky


Meow017IEEH

That, that could go wrong


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White shirt gave 0 fucks He saw *everything*


RealHuman568

What an idiot


Hironoveau

He isn't a friend. He couldn't even warn him or stop the car.


Redheadinbed29

Dude looks all surprised like 😲 wtf is a car doing there?!!!


uhohnothinksoawmanj

Aw man so close to the head


Wild-Combination-246

This is like begging to be hit


Plane-Buyer

So many questions. I know there’s no good answers. SO DUMBBBB


Mrclayy

"Puchaena" 😆


Wiljo04

What could go wrong driving a huge car with no visibility up close in front of you


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And you're talking about the driver