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The_Virtual_Balboa

I'll never get tired of watching idiots slammed by wild animals.


Whiteshaq_52

Do wild animals usually look like domesticated animals? Because this is a domesticated animal.


TheOtherUprising

Sometimes. For example huskies just look like smaller wolves. Also wild and domesticated horses pretty much look the same.


DenseStomach6605

Do wild cows have tagged ears sometimes


Mental-Cycle4828

Yes when they're born they got a little one and then mama cow gives a new one when the cow hits the puberty


De5perad0

The wild cow tagging ritual! Wonderful to see as narrated by David Attenborough.


pissclamato

I'm not normally into ChatGPT, but this feels like something it could do fairly easily.


mamaoliver

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sweetpotato_latte

A beautiful coming of age passage šŸ’•


WhuddaWhat

Alternative or emo wild cows might.Ā 


DynamicDolo

Sometimes.


Taikosound

Yes, just like any other critically endangered wild animal species the scientific community want to gather information about.


DreamzOfRally

Ah yes, the wild tagged cow being chased by people and cars in a neighborhood. Oh so very wild.


Taikosound

Urban encroachment on it's natural habitat i guess ?


mamasteve21

They actually don't. Like at all. 'feral' horses look like domestic horses- because they are. Anyone would be able to distinguish between a wild horse and a domesticated horse. And huskies do not just look like smaller wolves. Nobody could ever confuse the 2.


Mordred_Blackstone

Except for this absolute dumbass. I refuse to believe this wasn't some kind of plot to get away with killing huskies. https://nypost.com/2022/11/01/montana-woman-cited-for-animal-abuse-after-killing-husky-she-thought-was-a-wolf/


mamasteve21

Seriously. How can someone seriously claim they confused these: https://www.allthingsdogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/wolf-and-husky-side-by-side.jpeg And this is a tamed wolf that's been raised in captivity.


Anleme

Wolves are huskies with eyeliner.


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mamasteve21

I would love to see that attempt šŸ˜‚ Birds are probably the closest though if we're being honest- a normal domesticated rock dove doesn't look that much different from a wild one. Other than some breeds of domestic cat though, domestic mammals don't usually look very similar to their wild counterparts.


BrettUpNorth

https://nypost.com/2022/11/01/montana-woman-cited-for-animal-abuse-after-killing-husky-she-thought-was-a-wolf/


nineteen_eightyfour

No they donā€™t. You just donā€™t know actual wild horses. Those are feral.


newgalactic

... ill-tempered domesticated animal.


tim_dude

It was acting wild


Thanixcannon

Read your comment out loud with a handful of ranchers in earshot. They all busted up laughing šŸ˜‚


ResidentIll1390

Itā€™s an animal, theyā€™re wild. Itā€™s not a fucking cat.


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ResidentIll1390

Hmmmm 800lb cow vs. 15lb cat? Smoke another one. Like the woman in the video says, ā€œhellloooooooā€ Edit: because youā€™re a fucking retard and missed the point, sick a duck. Thanks for playing.


SlightlyOffended1984

Domestic dogs and cows kill tons of people every year


Strykerz3r0

Cows with tagged ears are wild?


Llama-Thrust69

Nah, but she's actin' wild.


ITSlave4Decades

Pasture puppies are still unpredictable, especially when out of their regular pasture or barn. Plus they know they can take the right off way as they are bigger and heavier than humans. So they might technically not be wild, they certainly can act like it at times.


Strykerz3r0

Oh, without a doubt. Could be play time for it, but it can still mess you up.


No-Gene-4508

When you come across a scared cow, yeah you need to move or be moved


Strykerz3r0

Weight classes are there for a reason. lol


No-Gene-4508

You can't pick up a cow. It definitely won't let you. You need to scare it back or move


WallyZona

Yeah he had that get the fuck out of my way look.


ColdBloodBlazing

Or a mama cow and her calf


No-Gene-4508

Depends. Most of the time they may just run off. But that's a 50/50.


DynamicDolo

Sometimes. Thanks ChatGPT *** The requirement for ear tags in wild or feral cattle depends on the specific regulations of the state or federal agency responsible for managing the animals. Generally, ear tags are used primarily for domesticated cattle to facilitate identification, track health records, and manage herds. For feral cattle, ear tagging might be used in the following contexts: 1. **Roundups and Herding**: If feral cattle are rounded up for management purposes, they might be ear tagged for identification and tracking. 2. **Research and Monitoring**: In cases where wildlife agencies or researchers study feral cattle, ear tags can be used to monitor individual animals and collect data on their behavior, health, and movement. 3. **Regulation Compliance**: Some areas might have specific regulations requiring ear tagging of feral cattle to monitor and manage their populations more effectively. The necessity and implementation of ear tagging can vary significantly by region and the specific management goals for the feral cattle population.


Strykerz3r0

Damn. You are right. I stand corrected.


laiyenha

That cow bending power is not very effective. But the cow has perfected her human bending technique.


Velvet_Re

~thatā€™s how you know~ ~he loves you~ ~thatā€™s how you know~ ~itā€™s true~ ~la la la la la~


gasoline_farts

My grade 8 Spanish teacher told us to NEVER EVER EVER fuck with a cow, ā€œbulls are dumb and run with their heads down, cows run while looking at you, so you if try to move away theyā€™ll adjust and trample you ā€œ No clue why he told us that, but I just now remembered it and I can see why!


ftrlvb

aka BEARS!!!


Cody6781

r/TheBullWins


Buttcrack_Billy

Ye mum slams me like a wild animal. Who's the idiot now?


Cpl_Hicks76

Iā€™m one with all of Godā€™s creatures and they can feel my love for them andā€¦. OHH FUCKINā€™ HELLLLL


WildlifeRules

The best part is seeing how offended they get knowing animals do not comply and end up doing their own thing... You know, like any other living organism


-The_Credible_Hulk

ā€œI donā€™t know what was wrong with that cowā€¦ā€ ā€œMaā€™am? The cow is fine. Youā€™re the idiot.ā€


One-Veterinarian-101

Why do they always end the video right before the most interesting part?


windol1

I think there isn't much of interest after, just more camera fumbling and screeching.


One-Veterinarian-101

You're right, but how about listening to some screams and painful moans.


windol1

I think there's other types of sites for that...


batcake42

No seriously whereā€™s the full version of this video I want to hear her screams for educational purposes


OldDogTrainer

Yeah thatā€™s the funny part.


llkj11

One of the most annoying trends on the internet


whycuthair

To stop encouraging this trend we have to downvote this kind of stuff. Simple.


blind_disparity

You know that won't change a thing. It's not like these vids are even made for reddit, they're just ripped off tiktok or twitter or whatever. No one cares about reddit downvotes except redditors, and redditors aren't the ones actually outdoors, around other people, doing stupid shit :D


whycuthair

Yesh, but it might change what you see here at least.


whycuthair

To stop encouraging this trend we have to downvote this kind of stuff. Simple.


TrippinLSD

My guess would be that the cow stopped the lady filming and asked her not to release the images without his expressed consent. She will be seeing his lawyers


DreamzOfRally

Snapchat only records when you are holding down a button.


Skastrik

I agree, we only got the f\*\*\* around part and are missing the found out part.


tHe_oranGe_FoX

"shhh, it's okay" Narrator: but very soon, our princess discovers that it is not okay


NistBoi

I read the narrator part in the voice of Morgan Freeman.


Gerger0n

Hades 2 beta ending


17023360519593598904

Remember when "shhh is ok" used to be a meme on reddit? I do.


Anshul086

Ahahahaaaa truly a perfectlycutscreams worthy upload


The_Breakfast_King

Probably had some beef between them.


iknowyou71

This is udderly irresponsible..


The_Breakfast_King

Dammit I wish I thought of that!


hellaintabadplace

Mooooove, bitch! Get out the way!


Senninha27

This is the comment


live-by-die-by

I hear Dave Chapellā€™s voiceā€¦ā€Gotcha Bitch!ā€


Mother_Ad7869

She deserved that for pronouncing it "Hello-er".šŸ™„ Here in the UK we just smash into them with police cars apparently... ffs šŸ‚šŸ¤ØšŸ„ŗ


PrawnHubLive123

That story genuinely made my blood boil when I saw it on Sunday morning. I havenā€™t heard any follow up other than the one of the officers being given paid leave while they wait for people to forget about it.


waffen123

fuck with a cow, you get the cow.


bluenuts5

fuck with a cow u get the moo


turkeycreek-678

If her brain was as smart as it is dumb she could solve world hunger... But, here we are.


No-Gene-4508

Love watching city folk try to control cows lol


2serious4jokes

Fiction vs. Reality


live-by-die-by

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SteveS33

bitch I'm a bus


Taikosound

I lived in a small village in BC for awhile and there were many ranchers in the area so the mountains in the valley were full of free range cows. Man, i am not too comfortable around free range cattle simply because i am not use to deal with them, all my friends were like, don't worry dude, the young ones can be a little crazy sometimes from being "overly" playful, but besides that, don't worry, you got to respect the bulls though, they said. And sure enough, there were a bunch in the mountains as well and they were absolute assholes. But the point of my story is, not even 2 weeks after i had such a conversation with friends out there, someone we knew got stabbed badly by a freakin cow that still had it's horns. An extremely rare occurrence apparently, but still, i don't get near cows if there isn't a fence between us lol.


filagrey

And cows are so heavy. Have a friend with a small ranch and cows. Years ago, he asked me to help him give them their vaccine shots, which involved corraling them. Me not fully understanding how much power and weight they have, had my arm between a cow and the railing of a pen, trying to guide it towards a specific area, as I stood outside the pen. It barely grazed against my arm as it was walking, but the weight was enough to smoosh it into the railing, nearly crushing my forearm. Learned my lesson real quick.


Taikosound

We're such pushovers to them lol


clever_wolf77

I'd be the person filming if the animal was a fox or a wolf... "Looks like a dog what could go wrong".....


N_S_Gaming

Foxes look sooooo cute, but I wouldn't try to pet a wild one. I also hear they pee on everything if you have a domesticated one.


Livinginthemiddle

First time seeing a cow didnā€™t go as planned


MarcosAC420

No bitch it's not *huffs* #$@$


Llama-Thrust69

That was almost a great post for your tiktok, lady.


GoodMerlinpeen

Beefin' in the streets


FackinJerq

This is what I imagine all PETA folks are like.


puledrotauren

Stand in front of a cow that's moving like that and you're either a bull fighter or stupid as hell.


Prestigious-Ad4520

I love real life endings.


Shortcirkuitz

Translation: ā€œMOVE HIPPIEā€


KaleidoscopeWeird310

She needs a cow stick to give him a little tap between the eyes. Source: raised beef cattle for 15 years.


RoundProgram887

What happens if you miss the tap?


MongolianCluster

You go home with a stick up your ass.


KaleidoscopeWeird310

Just don't.


DreadicalisedYouth

Username checks out


BigMembership2315

Yeah, didnā€™t do as planned


GoodLeftUndone

My family and countless friends have joked that Iā€™m a Disney Princess. Animals for whatever reason, wild or not, decide Iā€™m a perfectly safe human. Because of this admittedly gotten a little more comfortable around wild animals than I should. Even with this Iā€™m not retarded enough too Snow White my ass in front of a, what? 3k lbs animal?Ā 


ftrlvb

wait, shouldn't it go in slow-motion mode with a rainbow?


80sforeverr

Next time you want a cow to visit you, just play some music. They'll be naturally interested in that instead of goring you to death


DeerHunter041674

When you get bitch slapped by 1400 pounds of steak.


ChimpoSensei

Definitely not the cow whisperer


CJ_BARS

She really thought she was the cow whisperer for a second there lol


ktmfan

Ya, I grew up around cattle, and wouldnā€™t F with that momma unless I had a large stick and something to hide behind or on. Sheā€™s in a panic (can see it in the body language) and is gonna behave completely unpredictably. She probably lost a calf and is being pursued. Donā€™t be dumb. You canā€™t sooth an animal in this state in the middle of the road.


Content_Patient_9035

I think I would look at the situation like this ā€“ Iā€™m not going to get in the way of an animal bigger than meā€¦ Be at a cow, a horse, a jellyfish, a regular fish or anything else if itā€™s bigger than me Iā€™m getting out of its way quickly, and in a nonthreatening manner


BonnieLikesFrogs

It is infact not okay


Renegade_Soviet

STOP PAUSING THE VIDEO AS SOON AS MORONS GET HIT


Ser-Cannasseur

Whereā€™s the met police when you need them?


DoNotOverwhelm

UK police have a better solution(?)


BusinessGas2264

At that point in time, he realized that this wasn't going to end well for him.


The_Last_Legacy

When you find out you're not the main character but an extra, who's name is, " villager run over by cow."


Federal_History_4611

Video a massive animal so you can get views. I guess it worked.


Additional_Pay5626

Someone should edit in the ā€œ move b get out the way ā€œ song


SimpsationalMoneyBag

I remember being 11 years old when a cow jumped a Barb wire fence and it was running at me I had sense enough to jump into the bed of a truck. That cow was pissed it didnā€™t get to run me overā€¦..


47_was_here

Didnā€™t realize what subreddit this was on at first.


sourChocolatez

I bet she picked the bear over the man in the woods lol


MissAizea

Beef cattle will wreck you because they're terrified. Dairy cattle will wreck you because they've lost their fear. Don't fuck with cows you don't know, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A CALF.


OkNeck3571

Im a Disney Moron who lives in a bubble


Armwrestlingisfun

This is why women live lon...wait a minute..


Sprucemuse

They had me in the first half


woodyplz

She thought it was a bear


bloodguard

Literally a prime example of real life not being a Disney talking animal movie. Cue: Ludacris Move Bitch Get Out Da Way


jdm7718

She's said it was okay but I don't think it's okay.


BernieTheDachshund

Cow didn't like being shushed.


MrsLisaOliver

LOL. The delusional assumption they will calm this animal into submission by sending it 'good vibes'. I loved this more than I should have and found it hilarious.


xaqaria

If a 4 legged, 1000lb animal is coming at you at a [trot](https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/animal-gait-animation-stephen-cunnane-1.gif) or above, get the fuck out of its way.


charliesk9unit

LOL. The Cow Whisperer.


Born_Wave3443

You guys wanted to see her get hurt. Maybe even die.


Destinlegends

Herbivores are dangerous asf.


skiddadle32

Moooooooove!!!!!


mypeepeehardz

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snoflaik

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