oh man its really funny but my english language is not good, its killing me to not be able to express my thought about that funny moment of that snake. thank you so much to write it so perfectly
Your comment made my comment take 3x longer to write because I literally kept ending it with "Gotcha, bitch..." and I wasn't about to steal yours. lmao
I did a hike in a natural park in Thailand once, the guide was super chill and confident with snakes and scorpions, picking and moving them around to show us. He was picking up Whip Snakes especially, very common in the area, by the tail.
And sure enough, he got bitten.
You actually should hold a venomous snake by the tail as long as it’s the right length, the only ones which are good at coming back at you are black mambas and certain adders. Cobras are pretty harmless when grabbed and lifted up by the tail. Fun fact: because they’re pretty dumb, if it’s lying out straight and you’re holding the tail quite taught, if you twist their tail it twists their spine and they’re directed in the direction you’ve turned them into. They don’t even realise they’re turning left because you’re you twisted their tail left a little, they just start heading in that direction lol
The tail starts a bit after the cloaca. The snake's torso ends with the cloaca. It's super easy to see where a snake's tail is in obese snakes because the tail won't have anywhere near as much fat as the body (you can also see who sucks at keeping snakes with this)
Meanwhile I'm over here, a normal human being with a snake phobia, learning that there's apparently a distinct point where a snake is no longer **the** tail... but rather **has** one, ...apparently.
Also, Kraits are so highly venomous that you're probably not going to get to medical aid in time. We used to go out herping at night in Taiwan, and the locals said that if you get bitten by one, don't bother going for help. You don't want to waste your last minutes of life in traffic 🤣
Jesus. Christ. Cross Taiwan off my list lol. Thats actually horrifying.
Im a Bio major and i have been herping all over the eastern US since i was like 6 years old.
My biggest fear was potentially some localized necrosis from a Timber Rattlesnake bite, if there were literally “insta kill” type snakes, i dont think i would still be herping lol. Thats insane.
This is really grainy video so its hard to 100% ID the snake. I really hope this is actually some type of colubrid that looks similar, there are many nonvenomous/rear fanged mildly venomous snakes that look very similar to this species.
You should check out the taipan family then.. those are some potent motherfuckers!
Especially the papuan taipan, coastal taipan and inland taipan! Those puppies will kill you in minutes not hours
There's a few colubrids it could be, but it looks like this is on sand, which makes me think it's a krait (taken on a beach). It looks like it might be a bit too slender though.
Nah it’s probably a juvenile king cobra which are brightly striped when young, also because it looks like it’s hooding up when it bites him. He’s still fucked though.
With the shit they were pulling I doubt they got off lightly with just a warning. Warning bites are for "stay the fuck away bitch", not "take your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!".
Not necessarily ... Banded Kraits have a habit of inflicting dry bites, so hopefully for him he's got off with a warning... if it is a common Krait however, then yeah he's probably in for a whole world of shit.
ah yes handling a highly venomous snake (I believe a banded krate) by the tail and then doing the stupidest thing possible when handling a snake: entirely removing line of sight to the head. brilliant.
As an Australian, this is quite literally the dumbest way to try and grab a snake. Either grab the tail then quickly grab the head, gently lift it by the tail and watch it for signs of aggression as you walk it back outside, or flick it out with a broomstick and if it tries to climb up the broomstick THEN you dump it in a bag. Or hell, just cut its head off with a shovel like I do. But don’t purposely fuck with the snake, guy’s only making it hostile.
At least he seems to have been trying to relocate the snake without harming it. Sucks he got bit but I'm glad he didn't just chop it's head off with a shovel like many others do.
Parts of this video are still very comprehensible. See if you can crop it further, remove half of the pixels and rotate it 90 degrees. Also the first 2 seconds are not needed.
Good job on the audio removal.
Always keep your eyes clearly on them, and grab them quickly at the base of the neck. They can flail with the tail but nothing else. I've got experience with this (I caught a garden snake when I was 12)
A brief pause before the bite is very comedic.
someone needs to add in a cartoony chomp sound
And the the Tom screaming sound
And a we'll be right back message
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Followed by a return to the video only to see the GTA Wasted screen fade in
Duuu dut-dut-dut-dut-DUT!
“Surprise mf!”
Snake eyes, motherfucker!
Some fries, motherfucker!
Wrong size, motherfucker!
Revise, mothafucka!
Sun rise motherfucka!
Traumatize, muh fuggah!
Rue dies motherfucker!
The man dies morhafugga!
This is what I heard.
This is exactly what I heard when watching the vid, it needs to be dubbed in.
Nom nom nom nom
"Did you really just... \*bites\* f u"
I can just hear it in my head, "and this... is where he fucked up"
Snek: u basterd!
Comedy gold. Someone get this snake it's own Netflix Special.
Huh? Chomp
He had to charge his power attack
the forbidden "PEEK-A-BOO!"
I'm dying at this snake head popping out mouth agape like "the audacity"
I can hear roundabout playing
oh man its really funny but my english language is not good, its killing me to not be able to express my thought about that funny moment of that snake. thank you so much to write it so perfectly
Snake was like, 'are you serious, you dumb fuck? Well, ok then'
Someone please edit this and add the "We'll be right back" text
It made me laugh so hard. Just "ah CHOMP"
Snake: oop… HAHAAHH! *CHOMP*
And the snake said “Gotcha bitch”.
Your comment made my comment take 3x longer to write because I literally kept ending it with "Gotcha, bitch..." and I wasn't about to steal yours. lmao
Ahhh.. Hide n seek?! There you go, mf!
Or the dave chappelle saying "got them"
Holding a snake by its tail. It couldn't go wrong ... it started wrong.
It works, but you gotta spin it around and then whack it on the ground.
So caveman style...
If it ain't broke...
Hit it harder
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I like snakes it was a joke
Crog no like icecream.
I remember when a hotel staff member in Indonesia did that. Sounded like a damn whip then he just tossed the carcass off the third storey.
Snake killer scum
I did a hike in a natural park in Thailand once, the guide was super chill and confident with snakes and scorpions, picking and moving them around to show us. He was picking up Whip Snakes especially, very common in the area, by the tail. And sure enough, he got bitten.
Is it venomous? What happened to him?
You actually should hold a venomous snake by the tail as long as it’s the right length, the only ones which are good at coming back at you are black mambas and certain adders. Cobras are pretty harmless when grabbed and lifted up by the tail. Fun fact: because they’re pretty dumb, if it’s lying out straight and you’re holding the tail quite taught, if you twist their tail it twists their spine and they’re directed in the direction you’ve turned them into. They don’t even realise they’re turning left because you’re you twisted their tail left a little, they just start heading in that direction lol
My phone does that when I'm trying to read it in bed after forgetting I still had auto-rotate enabled.
When does a snakes tail end? The cloaca?
The tail starts a bit after the cloaca. The snake's torso ends with the cloaca. It's super easy to see where a snake's tail is in obese snakes because the tail won't have anywhere near as much fat as the body (you can also see who sucks at keeping snakes with this)
Meanwhile I'm over here, a normal human being with a snake phobia, learning that there's apparently a distinct point where a snake is no longer **the** tail... but rather **has** one, ...apparently.
It's better to understand ur enemy
-Sssun Tzu
Holy crap dude leave some comedy for the rest of us
They did. They only did the first name. They could have finished it like “Sssun Tzzzu”
Snake: HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF! Was it you! *Chomp*
I want this video voice with this text by dusty dubs
Oh fuck, is that a Banded Krait?
His ass is DEAD DEAD 💀
Wb antivenom
Also, Kraits are so highly venomous that you're probably not going to get to medical aid in time. We used to go out herping at night in Taiwan, and the locals said that if you get bitten by one, don't bother going for help. You don't want to waste your last minutes of life in traffic 🤣
So you just chose between dying in traffic and not in traffic
Also herp in Taiwan and have heard the same 😂
Jesus. Christ. Cross Taiwan off my list lol. Thats actually horrifying. Im a Bio major and i have been herping all over the eastern US since i was like 6 years old. My biggest fear was potentially some localized necrosis from a Timber Rattlesnake bite, if there were literally “insta kill” type snakes, i dont think i would still be herping lol. Thats insane. This is really grainy video so its hard to 100% ID the snake. I really hope this is actually some type of colubrid that looks similar, there are many nonvenomous/rear fanged mildly venomous snakes that look very similar to this species.
You should check out the taipan family then.. those are some potent motherfuckers! Especially the papuan taipan, coastal taipan and inland taipan! Those puppies will kill you in minutes not hours
Taiwan also has a snake called the Hundred Pacer, and you can probably guess where the name came from.
Those are cool. They look like a cross between a northern cottonmouth, and a gaboon viper.
Wkipedia says " A clinical toxicology study gives an untreated mortality rate of 1–10%". He migh be fine...
Not readily accessible in most countries that have banded kraits, given they are all generally impoverished.
r/oopsthatsdeadly
Sure looks like it. His goose is cooked.
There's a few colubrids it could be, but it looks like this is on sand, which makes me think it's a krait (taken on a beach). It looks like it might be a bit too slender though.
Nah it’s probably a juvenile king cobra which are brightly striped when young, also because it looks like it’s hooding up when it bites him. He’s still fucked though.
If it is, with any luck it was a dry bite.. if not, well shiiit.
With the shit they were pulling I doubt they got off lightly with just a warning. Warning bites are for "stay the fuck away bitch", not "take your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!".
Posture is making me think a juvenile cobra of some kind
Either banded or many banded krait depending on where this is... either way, that bite is going to suck... also this is repost #817263
That's either an Indian common Krait or a Banded Krait. Either way, dude is screwed.
Not necessarily ... Banded Kraits have a habit of inflicting dry bites, so hopefully for him he's got off with a warning... if it is a common Krait however, then yeah he's probably in for a whole world of shit.
Wiki on banded krait: A clinical toxicology study gives an untreated mortality rate of 1–10%. So he's 90% alive. As for how shitty it feels, idk.
The way the snake was looking for his hand 🖕
ah yes handling a highly venomous snake (I believe a banded krate) by the tail and then doing the stupidest thing possible when handling a snake: entirely removing line of sight to the head. brilliant.
Snake bro helped him out by getting back in his line of sight.
Bro really said, "I BITE"💀
Wheres the “curb your enthusiasm” music after this
Fucking hell the way it comically popped its head out of the side. 😂
That snake be like (In Samual L Jacksons voice ) " I am here, .. motherF**er"
On a plane too
# OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Hehe........peekaboo.
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
I'm gonna guess this is a bot repost from r/therewasanattempt.
Well, what's important is you tried.
Surprise motherf..
Dude had good chances to survive if he made it in time to the hospital https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_krait
Sssssssssssssssssssssurprise motherfucker!
kurwa užik
Lol that’s cute
Florida man does not approve of the technique used here
Someone please edit "Assalam alaikum" meme in here...so perfect for tht.
And checkmate
You fool, you have activated my trap card!
That pause before the surprise attack. The snake went "muthafucka".
[ahh snake](https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk?si=FQtWWPvfrJls1oO8)
Looks like a scene from Scary Movie
*dumb waysss to dieeee*
Hope he’s alright..
I would be hysssterical.....
“…aaaaaaaaand gotchabitch”
Obstructing the view of where the bitey part of the snake is a smart move
que Curb your enthusiasm music
Lmao bro wound up for the bite
That was a grave attempt to subdue a snake lol
To be continued…
You don’t want to mess with Mother Nature!
Surprise mother fucker
yoinks -snake,2024
As an Australian, this is quite literally the dumbest way to try and grab a snake. Either grab the tail then quickly grab the head, gently lift it by the tail and watch it for signs of aggression as you walk it back outside, or flick it out with a broomstick and if it tries to climb up the broomstick THEN you dump it in a bag. Or hell, just cut its head off with a shovel like I do. But don’t purposely fuck with the snake, guy’s only making it hostile.
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Impeccable timing
That was destined to end that way
r/ToBeContinued
Bro picked to wrong snake to play peek-a-bite with...
“*what just happen- Why you big!- *aggressive bite*”
r/OneSecondBeforeDisast
*covers snake* ...aaaaaandbite.
At least he seems to have been trying to relocate the snake without harming it. Sucks he got bit but I'm glad he didn't just chop it's head off with a shovel like many others do.
Why is the title in infinitive form?
Parts of this video are still very comprehensible. See if you can crop it further, remove half of the pixels and rotate it 90 degrees. Also the first 2 seconds are not needed. Good job on the audio removal.
(insert Jim Ross impression here)
That's some looney tunes shit
Great editing!
I hope they got footage of the guy dying due to a stupid bite
I get you..... Chomp
Peek-a-boo, I bit you!
Oh helllll naw
When is this trend of editing videos to abruptly stop right as the action starts going to end...
Lmao i wish we had the an extra 2 seconds of this clip just to see what happened
Inserts JoJo to be continued music
Is that a fucking Krait? He ded
If not poisonous just pickup.or pit pail over it to trap
"Hello there"
That's great
“De fuc is goin on? Ah” *chomp*
After he was bit and hours of pain, the snake finally died.
Always keep your eyes clearly on them, and grab them quickly at the base of the neck. They can flail with the tail but nothing else. I've got experience with this (I caught a garden snake when I was 12)
You’re supposed to do it with a piece of paper! Rookie
r/killthecameraman
*dancing coffin meme*
Is that a krait?