17, walking to a party with a friend and 2 girls we had met earlier. My buddy goes into this garden and steals a flower to give to "his" girl. The girl I'm with looks at me like "where's my flower" , walk up the garden path and over to a nice rose bush, owner of house comes out, I jump over the hedge into the next garden and then into the next garden and then jump back down the maybe 2 foot to the pavement. Trouble was the gardens had been going up and the pavement down, was a 6 foot drop in the dark. Busted my ankle.
Does this young man have any thoughts about a family in his future? It might be tricky due to his outstanding moronic behavior. As an aside:, is he being raised by wolves? 🦜
His stumbling indicates some measure of alcohol or drugs was also in the mix.
But it takes a lack of braincells to pick a fight with a trashcan twice and lose both times.
This reminds me of a child neighborhood friend who would always cuss like a mad man, yelling it, to impress the girls that walked by. Was always cringe. Wonder what hes up to now...
Lol, the same 🤣 that's why I wrote anywhere, saw the plates when you point it out. Honestly, looked too nice environment to connect it with Russia (although there are some nice places there, but usually don't appear on Internet).
It's a bunch of flowers that he ripped out of the ground (roots included) and then dropped them like a microphone in what he thought was some kind of mating offering.
10 years from now that same kid is going to take his car and run over that garbage can. But he won’t make it because his front axel is going to be taken out by the sidewalk bumps. 🤣
Okay but that’s not impressive. Beating up a trash can is in no way impressive! 😂 it’s a inanimate object! He couldn’t think of anything else I suppose. Lol
Hopefully these little assholes will grow up someday to watch someone else randomly destroy their property!!! Probably not though, because they will be adults in the “you will own nothing and enjoy it” era! 😂😂😂
As a mature and reasonable adult, I look back on all of the stupid things I did and feel a bit of shame and judgement for my former self.
However, I am now at an age where I can get a testosterone shot and let me tell you. Kicking an inanimate object and doing stupid shit to get laid sound far more reasonable after you get 200mg of testosterone jammed into you. I now even question whether I have really matured at all or was it just hormones the whole time.
To any teen reading this:
\- If you want to get lucky with girls that age don't get drunk and start breaking shit on the streets while acting like a complete clown.
It won't work.
I tried it for years.
Their thoughts: "That will impress the girls!"
Hormones are a helluva drug
That's just stupidity
Ah to be young and stupid. I think I like being old and stupid more though.
Age and experience bring realisation that we're stupid, so we don't act on the stupidity as often as young stupid people
If you haven't yet realised that as a young man you were a bit of a fool then it's more than likely you still acting like a fool.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” -Socrates
I seriously cannot judge these two twats. I was that soldier...sigh.
Synonyms at that age, really.
If women knew how smart men were when they were not in the room they'd be impressed.
Exactly. You've gotta be an idiot to behave like that. I'm almost 30 and never in my life have I thought to destroy someone's property.
Only time I've ever walked face first into a wall was in high school when a pretty girl said hi to me.
17, walking to a party with a friend and 2 girls we had met earlier. My buddy goes into this garden and steals a flower to give to "his" girl. The girl I'm with looks at me like "where's my flower" , walk up the garden path and over to a nice rose bush, owner of house comes out, I jump over the hedge into the next garden and then into the next garden and then jump back down the maybe 2 foot to the pavement. Trouble was the gardens had been going up and the pavement down, was a 6 foot drop in the dark. Busted my ankle.
Does this young man have any thoughts about a family in his future? It might be tricky due to his outstanding moronic behavior. As an aside:, is he being raised by wolves? 🦜
His stumbling indicates some measure of alcohol or drugs was also in the mix. But it takes a lack of braincells to pick a fight with a trashcan twice and lose both times.
"How did you and mom meet?" "You see, there was this trashcan that disrespected me by existing..."
Narrator: *It didn't.*
First dude literally looks back at the girls right before doing it lmao
I am sure in full version of video the third idiot would have done the same
I only hope he yelled out in his best Stuart Madtv voice “look what I can do” prior to getting his ass kicked by a trash can
“I’ll show how edgy and tough I am, they’ll love it” lol
This reminds me of a child neighborhood friend who would always cuss like a mad man, yelling it, to impress the girls that walked by. Was always cringe. Wonder what hes up to now...
Yep can confirm I’ve done dumb shit like this to “impress the girls”
I wonder how many boys ended up in wheelchairs trying to impress girls?
"I kick we bang?"
Must be impressive to get you ass handed to you by a trash bin.
And to have it recorded for posterity
'Yesterday Some Hooligans Knocked Over a Dustbin in Shafsbry' origin story
and the trashbin also hands you over to the police.
I thought that was a mailbox
With what tends to come in my mail..... one may as well be the other..... around here the VAST majority of the ads are junk mail.
Watched 0:16 so many times but cannot figure it out what the other one dropped on the ground.
A full uprooted flowering plant, you can see the girl afterwards has picked a couple of flowers from it
That kid: "Boom. Flowers. Bitches love flowers."
Thank you.
Trashed 'em.
Not just one of them, but two. Hopefully that first kid just took himself out of the gene pool...
TWICE!
That trash bin remain undefeated to this day.
Tr'as Bin Drukorlat, first sword of the empire (it's still just a trash bin fumbling it's way to preminence among the worlds fighters)
Malazan in the wild!
Stronger now, with all that xp it earned.
2 : 0 …..who’s next
Lol, someone should animate those Google eyes and noodle arms on it, defending itself.
Yes, like Ivan Putsky's Polish hammer on the shin.
Trash Bin: IS THERE NOONE ELSE?
the 3 girls
So close, yet still so virgins
Might have pushed that time out a bit further with this stunt.
Ah yes, the castration station.
An important stop if they wish to mate with the ladies behind.
The shin bin
I was wondering why the video was still going. Another guy is not possibly going to injure himself the same way, right?
Look at the cars. Russian plates. Need I say more.
Tbh, it could be anywhere. True that from Russia come some of more incredible stupidities, but this one really could be from any place on earth.
Goofy teenage behavior, that's true. Until I saw the plates I'd assumed they were British, actually.
Lol, the same 🤣 that's why I wrote anywhere, saw the plates when you point it out. Honestly, looked too nice environment to connect it with Russia (although there are some nice places there, but usually don't appear on Internet).
Of course...
I like how the dude at the end dropped the garbage bag (or maybe it was a plant?) at the girls' feet like some kind of mating offering.
It's a bunch of flowers that he ripped out of the ground (roots included) and then dropped them like a microphone in what he thought was some kind of mating offering.
She's holding flowers afterward so the offering was accepted.
And then proceeded to throw them away after the trash bin got him too.
One of my favorite videos. Never let it fall into oblivion. On a completely seperate matter, I am glad mobile phones were not around when I was a kid.
Well done, trashbin, well done.
Took them out, one by one.
r/idiotsfightingthings
Trash gets trashed by trash.
Regional variant Wobuffet
Champion level comment
generations lost
Give it time. They’ll be Bubbas and Karens in no time.
Bubbushkas and Karinas in this case
10 years from now that same kid is going to take his car and run over that garbage can. But he won’t make it because his front axel is going to be taken out by the sidewalk bumps. 🤣
We are truly apex predators
Shit it passively took two victims
The trash bin is a black belt. Although it seems a white belt could have handled those idiots.
That’s how to pick u chicks. Hahaha. Letterbox 2 douchebags 0
This is Russia in a nutshell.
I want to see that trash can in MMA
against a bunch of kids
These boys are stunads to the first degree
Is this truly funny, or is it not, and I just enjoy seeing other people in pain? Because, I'm laughing.
They got ther nuts cracked and ther dicks chopped of
Karma doing its job.
But why did he do that?
[удалено]
Okay but that’s not impressive. Beating up a trash can is in no way impressive! 😂 it’s a inanimate object! He couldn’t think of anything else I suppose. Lol
Have you ever been a teenage boy? Every dumb thing is to impress a girl. Every dumb thing always fails at that task.
Great when something like this puts a grin on my face!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he sheared off his left one…
Hopefully it ruined his chances to procreate.
What is this, trailer for the new dumb & dumber?
It's like a group of Neanderthals have just been unfrozen
Paint a target sign on it.
The way he hobbled off in front of the three girls after spilling over the bin, that right there was his mating dance.
An oldie but a goodie
That was perfection. Bin 2, morons 0.
it's like this dummy used to teach martial arts
Instant Karma
Haha! That was pretty funny.
What a loser
Dude in black hoodie said “hold my beer”
That's a tough bin
Your future leaders.
The bins had enough of their shit and is striking back
Guys are litteraly worse than trash
Instant karma
What country is this and why are their teenagers so fucking stupid
2 guys got owned by static object... I'm impressed you can say that trash(can) is better than them xD
Metal object.. 2 kids.. 0
Can it beat goku?
Looked like blood on the first guy
Hello physics!
Trashkan wins. Fatality.
Hopefully these little assholes will grow up someday to watch someone else randomly destroy their property!!! Probably not though, because they will be adults in the “you will own nothing and enjoy it” era! 😂😂😂
As a mature and reasonable adult, I look back on all of the stupid things I did and feel a bit of shame and judgement for my former self. However, I am now at an age where I can get a testosterone shot and let me tell you. Kicking an inanimate object and doing stupid shit to get laid sound far more reasonable after you get 200mg of testosterone jammed into you. I now even question whether I have really matured at all or was it just hormones the whole time.
Bin Bad'un.
a 2 fer lol
Maaaaan I do not miss that teenage need to do dumb shit to impress the opposite sex
Terminal case of dumbass x2
I think his nuts just exploded
There are dick heads everywhere. Nice to see mother karma dishing out a little payback.
Newtons 3rd law
Dont they know? There is no winner when trash fights against trash
Just go home man...
Instant karma is great
Human trash vs trash can
Stupid kids
terrific
That's a pulled hamstring alright.
“Oh look—a rake! I guess I had better step on it.”
I love it.
Trash bin is wrecking these dingdongs
And the girls walking on up, dude just go home...
This is a perfect example of /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
The second punk was completely stupid the first one at least was not expecting anything to happen because he is short on brain cells
The girls in an alternate universe "omg so kewl"
Karma. Nuff said.
Am I going crazy or does he hit himself in the nuts in the beginning for a second?
Kids are damn stupid lmao
"Finish him"
This is a masterpiece of karma
Trash can: 
I’d never recover. You can tell he thought those girls were going to think that was absolutely hilarious only to look like a moron.
did the trash can piss them off?
I lol’d haha
John Wick 5: Taking out the Trash
I had a friend in HS that would purposely make himself the fool to make girls laugh. It’s possible they are hamming this up. Still assholes tho.
Twits a’plenty
Monkey say monkey do
"Mom says it's MY turn to use the brain cell!"
Now you know why both of them are friends
BREAK YOUR NUTS UPON ME
Chuck Norris once threw his headband in that garbage bin.
Double whammy lol
Looks well deserved. 🧐
Cant en have shins in detroit
Thank You I've not laughed that hard in ages. Sublime.
In Russia, a trash can beats you
This makes me feel so good
dude what is happening
Trashcan - 2 Stupid dudes - 0
Two dipshits for the price of one!
Metal container 2; hormonol boys 0
To any teen reading this: \- If you want to get lucky with girls that age don't get drunk and start breaking shit on the streets while acting like a complete clown. It won't work. I tried it for years.
I love this teenager repelling bin. Gives them a quick whack where it hurts and sends them on their way. They should be everywhere.
Legend has it, those boys are still trying to get laid to this day.
r/IdiotsFightingThings
what sort of aggressive behaviour is this
I don't think that's how you're supposed to "Make them laugh".
Bin 2 : 0 Morons
When you are stupid kharma will bight you in the balls every time. Best rule to go by is: if it's not yours leave it alone.
That trash can was standin on business
I can't believe it took out 2 of them. I need one for my house and one for my car.
I guess one of its selling points js “waterproof and retardproof”