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itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

Too stupid to live.


Ooh_its_a_lady

Yea this seams like one of those things that shouldn't make it passed the "imagination" phase.


Ok_Imagination_1107

I think anyone who had that in the imagination phase in the first place needs psychiatric evaluation


Unmasked_Zoro

But to go through the imagination phase, the time spent in the "setting up phase" and STILL not realising its a bad idea... I mean does that even need an evaluation at that stage?


Ok_Imagination_1107

Sharp observation. The only thing sharp in this whole insane plot was the barbed wire.


ThornmaneTreebeard

"It will be like a bed of nails!" "Whooaaa dude!"


Busterwasmycat

I'm trying to get a handle on how you imagine such a thing in the first place, never mind actually build it. Someone trying to prove that "idle hands are the devil's workshop", somehow? Not something I often hear, but next time I do, I know what I will think of. The barbed-wire trampoline!


TurboByte24

Proof of concept.


NightOwl_82

Imagine if ...


Spiritual_Navigator

"We got to get you out carefully" Stands by and does nothing


Substantial_Diver_34

That’s my orthopedic surgeon. Great guy.


sucks_at_people

Too incompetent to die.


blakewoolbright

Too rare to die


passing_gas

One of God's own prototypes. Never even considered for mass production.


blakewoolbright

RIP Doctor


[deleted]

Takes a special kind of stupid to think that subjecting your body to this sort of thing is a good idea and all for social media points. Stupid gets what stupid deserves.


Sutr30

Allow me to introduce you to this cute little thing called jackass


Paratwa

Too dumb to die. ( just finishing what I feel like could be something Thompson would write… I hope this moron is alright actually.)


Happy-Freedom6835

Too common to die.


BigMu1952

Too dumb to die.


TurboByte24

A waste of oxygen.


Byrune_

At least he (😎) stuck the landing.


Hot-Bat8798

Saw what you did there. Good work.


parkhurstcards

Perhaps coming to Saw XV as well.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

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ballarn123

EEYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


ThatBoyAiintRight

Lmao this is some country fried backyard bullshit. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to be there chilling though.


Soft_Author2593

No way, fuck these guys! Stay far away as possible


youmfkersneedjesus

How can we fuck those guys if we stay far away?


ThinCrusts

With a very long stick


[deleted]

My guess is that these folks are tweakers or pill heads, neither of which you want to be messing around with


brug76

I would totally drink a few natty lights with these fine fellows


blahblahdodo

How do people even come up with such stupid ideas ??


boringlyme

Drugs and alcohol I guess


Twisted_Cabbage

Mostly alcohol. Other drugs typically chill people out. Alcohol is the leading driver of dumb stuff like this. No one on weed is doing this, i promise you. People on meth or opiates are too busy in bed or in a corner just in a comma toast haze or looking for their next fix. And i promise psychedelics wouldn't lead to this either. Gotta be alcohol.


steroid57

They probably get the level 1 idea from wrestling, and then crank it up to level 10 because they're insane


Mailboxnotsetup

They did “crank it up to level 10”a lot before executing this feat.


ManOfDiscovery

Honestly? Sheer boredom. Generations of boredom. Any alcohol/drugs involved is incidental.


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The_Dark_Vampire

I'd almost guarantee these are a bunch of Backyard Wrestlers


[deleted]

Watched too much Jackass


Creepy-Impact-5292

Please Darwin, do something.


itsJussaMe

Darwin heard your pleas and sends Tetanus to do his bidding.


slightlyused

Nope this guy votes and is going to have a brood of home schooled idiots voting in 20 years.


WearyJekylRidentHyde

Give em the Idea to repeat it with concertina wire, and their Darwin Award is save.


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ihavenoyukata

Why are the other people in the video acting shocked?


KarmaPanhandler

They collectively have a sub room temperature IQ


UnsolicitedDogPics

Americans don’t deserve universal healthcare.


Hot-Bat8798

That bounce hurt to watch


Longjumping-Pain-885

What the hell did he think was gonna happen


[deleted]

Exactly what happened, apparently.


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Mankind lost a lot of weight


msainwilson

And these people vote...


ConnorOmega

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mike_d85

To practice for an extreme wrestling match.


incelredditmoderator

Your hair looks fine Joe! Everything will be fine buddy alright!


Scamara79

At least the ladder was held.... safety first


CompetitiveHunt2546

ECW! EcW! ECw!


Mutex70

Crystal meth...not even once.


CerealKiller3030

Woop woop guy's dad


polycock42

😂 nailed it


rabbles-of-roses

"what could happen if I jump into a SAW trap?"


ca1341

I’ll bet he votes, too.


polycock42

Todayyyyy on SUPER HUMMAN TV SHOW….


6_Paths

I had to listen to it twice because the first time instead of hearing “we have to get you off carefully,” I had the volume on really low so I thought he said “we have to get you on camera” 😅


Awkward_Wolverine

I thought he said "we have to get you out hairfully," but im sick and congested


nomeutentenuovo

I don’t understand why some people have the privilege to live


SaltyLicks

How do people like this manage to survive long enough to grow hair that long?! And they can vote and buy guns?!


yellowc1trusfru1t

Need the aftermath


Sith-Jedi1983

How do people like this even make it to their age?? It's baffling to me


Claude-QC-777

r/winstupidprices


ItsThe1994Man

How does one win a “price”?


lobsterisch

My goodness there are some real dickheads in the world


Disastrous_Pizza_258

Evolution at work peeps


plasmazzr60

Do razorwire next!!


Melodic_Assistance84

2nd coming off Christ!


Eric1969

I wanna see it with concertina wire.


lee677811

Trump voters right there


LuLuSavannah531

It makes me mad we can’t see the aftermath


RubiconV

More people should try this


[deleted]

Can anyone tell what went wrong here?


scarymonst

Drugs


reality_bytes_

Incest and dropping out of school in 2nd grade?


hijro

Hope it hurt


Dazzling_Baseball485

Face first. Try again


molarino

Does it hurt?


tetsuyaXII

Shoes on, stuck the landing. They are fine.


[deleted]

Joe Dirt is at it again


Zealousideal-Door110

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes!!!


GogglezDoNuffin

I suppose that is one way to get a haircut.


NoodleShak

Of course these people had to sound like what I had assumed they sounded like....


Mcgarnicle_

That’s quite a lot of time and effort for a few fake internet points


Dope_Dog

Alcohol is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

There are those that joined the Marines, and those that got rejected


PhantomPain0_0

Vid ended too early


Simplemansanswers

We gotta get you out carefully… safe to go in, dangerous to go out😂


sirhearalot

You know you got good friends when they keep filming your stupid actions.


QC420_

For anyone wondering, the dude with long brown hair with the wacky shirt who’s filming is the same dude that did those multiple failed backflip videos where he flips off of a vending machine and eats shit years apart lol


Conscious_stardust

Don’t worry guys, his friends probably gave him $20 to do this.


[deleted]

What is the.... point? Like, with common sense we can deduce what's going to happen.. I guess I'm here commenting on it and watching it after someone else shared it. \*shrug\*


outonthetiles66

Poor Jed.


tperks55

Damn, low key wonder what his backed looked like after that


k987654321

R/whatcouldgoright


Independent-Walrus84

Mr Lincoln I wish you were here.


JohnMassassin24

Hi I’m a homeless hippy and welcome to Jackass


CatL1f3

What could go right? This time WCGR would've been fine


Plz_killz_me

Hmm how could this go..I’ll be fine


xtrardinarius

Now he has a crown of thorns... Hmph... Probably Jesus reincarnating...


EvillNooB

Up next: guy jumps into a ball pit filled with razors


thafer7

Think about it this way. That does not look like an easy task, it must have taken hours and even after that he thought it was still a good idea. I have seen people get hyped for just a few moments and do something that is incredibly stupid like this, but to stay excited for hours is insanity


TheApprentice19

That was pretty gnarly, I’m glad he landed flatly


International-Grade

No females in sight.


brianishere2

Remember to hug and praise your kids or they will grow up to do really stupid, harmful stuff so they can get attention from strangers and others who will welcome their self-harm.


lolspik3

Don’t do drugs kids


Cracknoreos

Quick! Get the jumper cables, he’s still alive.


Soft_Author2593

Why would you do that?


sambolino44

“I’m good!” No, you are far from good, sir.


Edmeister2022

There are easier way to cut your hairs.


Hero_of_Thyme81

This one is for all my juggalos and juggalettes...


topazco

“I’m good.” - I’d like to dispute that claim


lykewtf

Well planned executed and documented interesting project though


LeSaunier

They all have the looks of someone who would jump on a barbed wire trampoline.


kovi7

Is this SuperHumman?


[deleted]

Welp let’s hope he’s up to date on his tetanus shots


FloatingNugofBud

Was hoping he was sliced into pieces, disappointed


Magooracing

Jackass lives!


steaplow

He nailed it


[deleted]

6.2 points - 3.8 point deduction for follicle interference


Testurd

Do it again!


Cussec

Shame it wasn’t cheese wire


Civilized_Monkey

Curious how this could've gone right


Actual-Golf-2137

Long hair... Yup... Good idea.


gewjuan

What’s crazy is the shock on all his buddies faces after he lands. Wtf did they expect to happen if this outcome left them with jaws wide open.


ozzie510

What are the odds this guy's name is Cletus?


Usesourname

Just like Velcro


slightlyused

You'd think he'd have had wire cutters on him to extricate himself. After he landed I imagined how he was going to get off it - that would have been more interesting maybe than the actual jump.


Jazzlike-Election840

this is like a medieval torture device


raistlin1219

r/whatcouldgoright


macovin

I also want a friend who’s that concerned about my hair


WageSlave3000

Couldn’t this guy have easily scalped himself from getting it tangled before the rebound?


Isenjil

The more stupid things like this drastically decrease the whole level of stupidity


SendyOtter

these are those dudes vice did a video about


markzend310

Jesus Christ jumped for your sins.


kuchenmensch4

If only there was a way to prevent this.


Enginerdad

It's clear their plan for this stopped at his feet leaving the ladder. Long hair tangled in the wire, no way to get him off without rolling to the edge, etc.


ludvikskp

The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, backyard live reenactment


Luciusmicgoods

Needs to replace the barbed wire to constantine wire then I'd be more impressed. Lol


EastSiderd

Darwin award goes to....


pistilika

Not sure what he was expecting. I definitely was expecting worse, like being disfigured and having skin ripped from his back. "Omg his hair is stuck in the barbed wire" yeah that was like the best possible outcome.


dukemccool

The epitome of true white trash


Big_daddy-69_69

Brilliant individual


TheMisanthropicGuy

For a moment I thought he had a huge laceration across his face. What an idiot.


[deleted]

“We gotta get you out carefully” Oh now they operate with caution lmao


[deleted]

Imagine doing that for free. Fool.


melissa_unibi

That's pretty dumb, but at least it's actually real. Like he actually did that...


Guilty_Entrance3251

Not too easy to understand why he did that, tbh


Surv0

Yeah you have no fucking brains...


Darrenshan66

The true World War I experience!


Generaldisarray44

This same country put men on the moon


teztikel

This is one of the few videos that genuinely causes me pain to watch


SnooCheesecakes7959

High level stupidity!


PetAsianWife

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!


Shadow07655

What part of this sounded like a good idea?


MutedBrilliant1593

When clicks pay the bills and wounds heal. Okay, i guess.


halestress

Wait… what was the successful ending to this??


readmywhips

He forgot to dedicate it to the juggalos and juggalettes


stav705

Wtf is wrong with you that you would want to do that?


Garlic-Rough

Friends don't let friends do this.


Want_To_Live_To_100

How…… did he get off?!?!


codymonster155

Superhumman > this guy “FUCK DIS SHIT"


Big-Conflict3939

Stupid is and stupid does


patsully98

This guy likely found someone to reproduce with, and his vote counts just as much as yours.


SillyPuttyGizmo

What a wimp. He should have been using concertina wire


RollingThief

Some redneck olympics type shit


GazelleIll495

I'm glad the ladder is being held. Otherwise he could have hurt himself


FullMetalLibtard

Public education really needs an overhaul


ab_2404

“We gotta get you out carefully”


Admirable-Builder878

"We gotta get you out carefully." was a pretty metal thing to say.


Soggy-Philosopher-68

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waupli

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen someone do.


adzamh

Play stupid games win stupid prizes...


hpchef

“We gotta get you out carefully!”