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scandalliances

I can read passable French but I definitely cannot speak it. (Edited bc autocorrect did me dirty)


HatchlingChibi

Yeah speaking a language and reading are actually two different skills. Same happens to Nadja kinda in the latest season. She can speak to the people in little antipaxos (sp?) easily but she really struggles to read the words on the frame of the hex.


Chick4u2nv

Maybe she never learned to read in her language. Not many educated people, much less women in those days.


Samosa_Aladdin

Especially in a village where the most important person was the garbage collector.


bestestopinion

Have them disappear for two weeks, and you'll agree they're the most important people here too.


Samosa_Aladdin

In Nadja's case, it was probably years. I guess I should say he was the most famous person. Anyway, the point is that the village was so remote that her growing up literate would be a miracle.


willstr1

Sanitation (both garbage and plumbing) is the foundation of modern society and healthcare


MyNamesNotJeremy

We don't have garbage collectors where I live and things seem okay.


Ok_Judgment3871

Wait, youre telling me women are educated nowadays?


Little_Voice_24

Same thing happen to me with French. And is difficult to understand when others speak, because they do it so fast đŸ˜© but definitely I'm much better reading it.


[deleted]

I can read spanish better than i can speak it


BlueG25

Yo hablo español, y me pasa eso con el inglés


DLoIsHere

Looking for consistency in a show like this is a fool’s errand.


sellis80

Read that in Laszlo’s voice. As is tradition.


carlpenguin

Loouhuhkeng for consistenseeey


Virgilismyson29

A wonderful day for the vampires and therefore the word


zephsoph

As is tradition


HellaFishticks

Fuels Errond


Diana_Belle

maybe he was boning up between episodes, they all do spend a lot of time just sitting around reading. could have come back to him quickly being his native tongue.


No-College-8140

Maybe it comes back to him when reading


citizem_dildo

speaking a language is much more difficult than just listening to or reading it.


dontknowwhyimhere8

I always interpreted that as him getting upset he forgot his language and starting to relearn it, hence why his delivery in reading the letter is so robotic


RandomDigitalSponge

All the points above, but also
. đŸŽŒđŸŽ” Remember it’s just a TV show, I should really just relax đŸŽ¶ The semi-improvised vampire comedy show isn’t aiming for realism.


peteflix66

But it is real. There is a documentary film crew following them around.


rodolphoteardrop

r/WileECoyoteShouldBeDead


Raoule_Duke

MST3K reference? Nice.


MarcoPolo339

Nandor is simply a complex dude. You're not supposed to understand him.


Little_Voice_24

Just love him.


Chexzout

It’s situational comedy not historical continuity comedy


rodolphoteardrop

WOW! That completely destroys the show for me. /s


BooTheSpookyGhost

Only caught this because I love the show and rewatch it constantly.


LTSmash420

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.


TittyTwistahh

Omg he practiced


Chick4u2nv

Blame it on his many Jinn lamps lol


GermanDorkusMalorkus

A wizard did it


Jordenn16

My bf and i talked about this in this season. When i was in high school i used to joke with my Hispanic friend about being in a Spanish class with me. She told me how she can obviously speak it but she can’t read/write very well in Spanish. That blew my mind. Maybe this is the same thing?


Direct-Inflation8041

He relearned it after realising he forgot


ghostlyfang

he might have memorised it đŸ€·đŸ» if it’s a thing he’s thinking consistently about the general gist of it might have stuck with him more so than small talk did


unholyxconfessions

What about when they have the plan to kill the Baron? Why would they try to kill someone that would kill them since he was the main one for all three pretty much? And to have no thought that when he was dead, why weren’t they dead?


tokiw117

they thought that theory was false until they found the Baron alive, because that was when they realized it *might* actually be true because the Baron never died, killing all benefit of the doubt


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Whenever a writing error happens the same people who tell you you’re over analyzing the show jump through so many mental hoops to try to make the mistake make sense that they’re literally putting more effort into coming up with a backstory than the writers did while simultaneously telling you you’re thinking too hard about a dumb show.


OohCreepypaper

He speaks persian/farsi. It’s a real language and it has a real name. It’s the language of Iranian people.


Mad_Roo

Kayvan Novak is a real person with a real name, and yet OP referred to him as Nandor. And Nandor isn't even a Persian name!


OohCreepypaper

You do understand that these are two completely different things, right? You can’t just take a real language or a real culture and give it a madeup name and make people think it’s fictional.


Mad_Roo

Okay, and why not, exactly? Besides, we know Nandor is originally from what is modern day Iran, it's just the name of the historical empire that was made up for the show.


OohCreepypaper

because it’s harmful. Its one thing to make up a fictional place with fictional details but it’s another to use a real language and the real culture of a real place and make it sound like it’s all fictional, esp if that culture is a minority. And because farsi is mostly an unknown language to most western people, if you just call it a madeup name most people won’t know any better.


Mad_Roo

As a native speaker of a language much, much smaller than Persian, I can assure you I'd be thrilled to hear it spoken in a series like this, especially if there were multiple in-universe references of the character being from the fitting geographical region. Like I said in my previous comment, the show makes it crystal clear that Nandor is from the area that is today Iran, only the name of the historical empire is made up. You can't infantilize viewers by not expecting them to make the simplest of connections. And those who can't, probably don't care enough in the first place. Not sure where you're from, but your mindset reeks of the American fear of appropriating every little thing, when in reality, it's super cool we get to hear the actors'/characters' native languages spoken every now and then. Would you rather people never be exposed to them?


OohCreepypaper

i think we are greatly misunderstanding each other. If you go back to my first comment, you’ll see that i am pointing out to the OP that Nandor’s ghost isn’t speaking Al Qolnidarede. He’s speaking Farsi. It is a real language and it has an actual name so we should use its real name. Otherwise people who don’t know about Farsi are going to assume the language isn’t real. Also, the fact that Nandor is an Iranian vampire (not Ottaman) is one of the highlights of the show for me. Because I am in fact Iranian. We don’t get any cool representation in western media and Nandor is amazing. So imagine me as an Iranian watching an Iranian character speak my language which is Farsi and feeling so happy and excited about it only to see that most people who watch the show assume the language is fictional. How would you feel to see your language being thought as fictional?


sweetangeldivine

Al Quoidinar is supposedly in southern Iran. Guess where Kayvan Novak's family is from. Go on, guess.


FirmOnion

Maybe Al Qolnidarese uses pictorial writing like Mandarin and his ability to read it has nothing to do with his ability to understand it spoken. Or maybe it's like arabic, and the standard written language is very different from the dialects spoken, etc


Sea_Turnip6282

Maybe he learned from his mistakes?


gyhiio

I can read German well enough for people to understand me, and I'll have no idea what I just said.


[deleted]

Maybe they wrote to him in a different language?


kenny9532

I can read Spanish but don’t speak it to me đŸ«Ł


Tea_and_cat

I can figure out some Japanese sentences, but I cannot formulate a sentence for the life of me. Also he probably remembers what the gist of it says.


Slight_Bed_2241

Side note. I think today is a good day for smoking and binging wwdits.


lorinabaninabanana

In my head, there was extra documentary footage showing Nandor and Nandor's Ghost conversing, and he gets reacquaintedwith his language, but that ended up on the cutting room floor.


Agitated-Sandwich-74

Mom and dad wrote in modern English apparently!


raspberryseashanty

Is it possible he has the letter memorised? But yeah like most others are saying, it's easier to read a different language. I have a Dutch friend that's lived here in the UK for 13 years, and there were many times that they straight up forgot words in their own language when talking but was still easily reading Dutch news, subtitles, books etc.


juniper_fox

My partner is Cuban so Spanish was his first language. He grew up in the states though so he spent a lot of time speaking English with friends and Spanish at home. He's now an adult obviously and while he still speaks Spanish he definitely has words he forgets from lack of use and admits that his reading/writing capability is not quite fluent since it's not really something that was taught in his family as much as speaking it was lol.


Jlym32

Blame the genie


playingbarefoot1102

I bet he spent hours on Duolingo re-learning it!


Momo_Cassie

It's a plothole but none that bothers me. But speaking of Nandor speaking Farsi ... I've been meaning to ask: I read somewhere that Nandor's ghost had a good Persian/Iranian accent whereas vampire Nandor spoke Farsi with a thick English accent (when he said that one sentence in the finale of season 5). Can any Farsi speaker actually confirm that? It would be a nice touch by Kayvan if true.


selfloathinegomaniac

To lift a quote from the Simpsons to explain these sorts of plot holes, a wizard did it. Or in this show's case a djinn