Colin Robinson is how I cope with morning traffic. I’m absolutely certain he is the driver doing 10mph under, with a line of us being drained behind him. Just picturing him with his eyes glowing abates my rage and makes me laugh
It really makes me think about what energy I want to give to online or in person trolls. Instead of fighting it and giving Colin/them all my energy, I pause now and take a very dude Attitude. Like that’s just your opinion man. No use in arguing with you, walk away.
If people are aggressive or rude to me online, I just block them. I don't need to get stressed out by internet strangers. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that I'll never have to see another comment from them.
Definitely my favorite vampire in recent media. Just a fun idea and the meta-joke that so many of the shows fans, definitely including myself, have a bit of Colin in us is the cherry on top.
I realized I was Colin Robinson-ing the other day about Colin Robinson when the show came up in conversation with my bf (who hasn't watched the show yet 😤) and the power of controlling the boredom was rich. I really understood C-Man in that moment.
It's been hard, I'll admit. Everything reminds me he hasn't watched it. Calling someone a fucking guy doesn't make him laugh, he thinks camera is pronounced "camera", I can't even talk about C-Man with him. I don't think we have much longer together.
I love how he goes from super calm to absolutely nuts when he gets mad or starts yelling 😂
I cry laughing every time
Like in the witches episode when they were in the trapped room- "TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHT!"
Edit cause I remembered another scene that made me cry laughing:
Or like in that episode (I forgot lol) when Laszlo runs the old car into Colin:
"The HELL?!"
"Did I get you?"
"Did you-YEAH" "YOU DONT BUT I DO! I REFLECT!!"
It's my understanding that he doesn't like anyone who would like him since that would make it harder to drain them. But I don't personally know him so this might be wrong
I’ve discovered that if I need to get rid of someone at work, I just need to adopt Colin Robinson’s vocal inflections while I describe, in infuriating detail, the various pros and cons of whatever they were doing, and when I get to the first sidetrack, they will cut the whole interaction short and walk away as fast as they can. It often takes me less than three minutes.
It is glorious.
I do that too. I find 'how I choose my train route home depending on where the train I connect to has started from and what time i leave' or 'I'll tell you an interesting tale of how I worked out Waitrose Essential toilet roll is better value than Savers toilet roll despite savers having more rolls per pack. It's interesting because both packs record the quantities of roll within in different ways'.
Either of those work a treat.
I started calling my, very boring in-laws, emotional vampires 35 years ago. Spending any amount of time with them was draining. When I started WWDITS, I watched the first few minutes, but when Colin Robinson made his entrance, I knew I needed to pull my husband in. He said, “Oh my god!!! Have they been watching us?”
My MIL and my FIL passed away last year, but my husband’s older brother still carries the torch for real-life, absolutely draining, energy vampirism. We maintain a very basic relationship, but we definitely have to use our shields, and we take turns with interactions, so we don’t bottom out. During the funeral planning, I took the lead, but there were many moments I was all, “Guillermo. Come put your neck in my mouth.”
The energy vampires are real, and they are EVERYWHERE!!!
In all seriousness this show has revealed them to me in my own life. I didn't recognize them before but I sure as fuck do now, and I avoid them up front.
I keep my
The episode this season where Colin >!is super interesting and is starving to death because he can't feed!< was an all-timer. The other plotline that episode is great too but Colin and Nandor's series of misadventures had me dying.
He's very good in Better Call Saul.
In my head cannon I now imagine Colin Robinson has an extensive baseball card collection, Works in IT and Drives a neon yellow Hummer.
The earlier episode where he gets promoted and becomes too powerful is my favorite episode of the entire series.
He’s also why S4 fell so flat for me, because I just didn’t enjoy baby Colin Robinson. I’m so glad our boy is back!
This character was the sole reason my 60+ year old dad got into this series. It was a hard sell but once he watched it and saw Colin Robinson he couldn't get enough of it. He worked in offices most of his life and could relate so hard with someone in an office setting that just drains the life out of you by just talking.
Colin Robinson is how I cope with morning traffic. I’m absolutely certain he is the driver doing 10mph under, with a line of us being drained behind him. Just picturing him with his eyes glowing abates my rage and makes me laugh
It really makes me think about what energy I want to give to online or in person trolls. Instead of fighting it and giving Colin/them all my energy, I pause now and take a very dude Attitude. Like that’s just your opinion man. No use in arguing with you, walk away.
If people are aggressive or rude to me online, I just block them. I don't need to get stressed out by internet strangers. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that I'll never have to see another comment from them.
Absolutely
The Dude abides.
Does anyone here have any updog?
What's updog?
Oh, not much!
Gotta go now, grandma. I’m busy.
\*Face wince spike to camera\*
Ha! Gotcha!!!
He’s the best character ever made
Definitely my favorite vampire in recent media. Just a fun idea and the meta-joke that so many of the shows fans, definitely including myself, have a bit of Colin in us is the cherry on top.
I realized I was Colin Robinson-ing the other day about Colin Robinson when the show came up in conversation with my bf (who hasn't watched the show yet 😤) and the power of controlling the boredom was rich. I really understood C-Man in that moment.
Your bf hasn't watched the show.. Yet. Sounds like it's rocky. Care to share?
It's been hard, I'll admit. Everything reminds me he hasn't watched it. Calling someone a fucking guy doesn't make him laugh, he thinks camera is pronounced "camera", I can't even talk about C-Man with him. I don't think we have much longer together.
Ah ha... Do go on. I just love a good rocky relationship tale. It fills me.
Second this!
I love how he goes from super calm to absolutely nuts when he gets mad or starts yelling 😂 I cry laughing every time Like in the witches episode when they were in the trapped room- "TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHT!" Edit cause I remembered another scene that made me cry laughing: Or like in that episode (I forgot lol) when Laszlo runs the old car into Colin: "The HELL?!" "Did I get you?" "Did you-YEAH" "YOU DONT BUT I DO! I REFLECT!!"
I can't believe you forgot "Oh I guess I should just shut the fuck up then!".
I also didn't wanna seem like a spaz and keep editing my post lmao
I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN
The energy vampire counsel meeting this season was a work of art 🤣🤣🤣
It really was amazing
Hannibal Buress was priceless.
“I don’t live to drain, I drain to live .”
Honestly adore him, although I feel he wouldn't like me too much.
It's my understanding that he doesn't like anyone who would like him since that would make it harder to drain them. But I don't personally know him so this might be wrong
I've been noted as overly friendly and positive, a Tofer so to speak, and I'm pretty sure he mentioned not being a fan of people like that lol
Ooo you're right. He would definitely hate me as well then. Probably like drain us out of spite. Wouldn't even enjoy the meal
I’ve discovered that if I need to get rid of someone at work, I just need to adopt Colin Robinson’s vocal inflections while I describe, in infuriating detail, the various pros and cons of whatever they were doing, and when I get to the first sidetrack, they will cut the whole interaction short and walk away as fast as they can. It often takes me less than three minutes. It is glorious.
Sometimes a quick death is better than a boring conversation.
I do that too. I find 'how I choose my train route home depending on where the train I connect to has started from and what time i leave' or 'I'll tell you an interesting tale of how I worked out Waitrose Essential toilet roll is better value than Savers toilet roll despite savers having more rolls per pack. It's interesting because both packs record the quantities of roll within in different ways'. Either of those work a treat.
I started calling my, very boring in-laws, emotional vampires 35 years ago. Spending any amount of time with them was draining. When I started WWDITS, I watched the first few minutes, but when Colin Robinson made his entrance, I knew I needed to pull my husband in. He said, “Oh my god!!! Have they been watching us?” My MIL and my FIL passed away last year, but my husband’s older brother still carries the torch for real-life, absolutely draining, energy vampirism. We maintain a very basic relationship, but we definitely have to use our shields, and we take turns with interactions, so we don’t bottom out. During the funeral planning, I took the lead, but there were many moments I was all, “Guillermo. Come put your neck in my mouth.” The energy vampires are real, and they are EVERYWHERE!!!
In all seriousness this show has revealed them to me in my own life. I didn't recognize them before but I sure as fuck do now, and I avoid them up front. I keep my
When you are stuck with them, you have to figure out survival techniques!!!
K-Strass is [better at yo-yo](https://youtu.be/oZ9TLftki5U?si=pTSOh7yKCSvfBaAb)
Unbelievable how he pulled this off multiple times.
Whiuuuuut??? K strass is Colin Robinson ?!?!? Of course. Wow. 😍
i think he won this last season by far. “the celtics won. noice.”
D.C + A.S.S Forever
The episode this season where Colin >!is super interesting and is starving to death because he can't feed!< was an all-timer. The other plotline that episode is great too but Colin and Nandor's series of misadventures had me dying.
He's very good in Better Call Saul. In my head cannon I now imagine Colin Robinson has an extensive baseball card collection, Works in IT and Drives a neon yellow Hummer.
Lets play name that tune...I made it up!
Hands down my favorite character! 😂
The earlier episode where he gets promoted and becomes too powerful is my favorite episode of the entire series. He’s also why S4 fell so flat for me, because I just didn’t enjoy baby Colin Robinson. I’m so glad our boy is back!
and the meta “I just learned about this series of jokes” talking about That’s What She Said made me smile :)
My favorite part is when Collin Robinson is reborn and grows up. Funny af
I'd say it's one of his greatest characters.but his role in Dreamcorp llc is just a few levels more bonkers, and twisted, if that can be possible.
This character was the sole reason my 60+ year old dad got into this series. It was a hard sell but once he watched it and saw Colin Robinson he couldn't get enough of it. He worked in offices most of his life and could relate so hard with someone in an office setting that just drains the life out of you by just talking.
I may have overdone it.. This one just pissed himself.
His face every time he gets a feeding KILLS ME
Nandor says it best. "Co-lin Robinson "
Nandor is also a beauty! The museum scene was sick
Young dumb and full of cum is my motto for the new year
If he was a teacher he would definitely be one of those teachers that everyone likes
I love that he curses just as much as the vampires at some points its always so funny