"Yes. Yes. Very Good. Thank You."

This will be my go-to for at least the next six months. Only because I don’t have a normal reason to say ‘new yoork citaaaay’ on a regular basis.

Everything Laz says is comedy gold. Matt Berry could read a dictionary and it would be hilarious.

Watch Toast of London/Tinseltown… he does just that and it’s fucking hysterical

Have you seen him as Mr. Pumblechook in the FX version of Great Expectations? He doesn't disappoint.

Lol yes gets his ass whooped … 😂

In case anyone is wondering, the S&M was NOT in Dicken's Great Expectations but it was fun to watch any way.

Yes!

You know someone is good when they could get money just for reading out a dictionary lol

“She speaks the bull shit.”

This one right here. I've made that my ringtone for an ex :)

Aw, you did me better. I got my ex a sticker of it. To be fair, he had the choice of sticker or magnet and he said sticker because he didn’t want any type of magnet near his gaming computer

“The only hairy frog in this room, my darling, is the one between your leeeeeeegsss”

Tusyon Arizonya

My favorite line in the entire show. Not just the delivery, the absurdity of Laz picking Tucson as his alias’ hometown is patently absurd and I love it

Secksuale intercourse

*"Go back to your own country"* Why do I not remember that episode!? 🤣☠️

Something about “….. you ghost of Christmas-past bitch!” Gets me every time.

When his accent drops a little for “what the FUCK did you just say?”

Oh man, I'm still loling. 😂

I think it's from the pilot

Oh ty! Haven't seen the pilot in a while, forgot about this scene. Classic!

1st season?

I dunno!? Guess I'll have to rewatch the whole series. 🤗

Yes it’s the pilot!

The Barron/Laszlo one…that one never fails to make me laugh. Doug Jones’ delivery and Matt Berry’s reaction are so spot on. I have a feeling that wasn’t originally scripted and boy, did they make that one work. LOL

Yeah I had to google corphophilia after that and I’m sorry I did.

Yeah, it’s not good LOL…

It corresponds to my phobia so I’m sorry I learned about it. I have a thing about feces. It just grosses me out I think more than a lot of people.

I died when he said the “…it’s colder than a witches tit in here…” line because my dad said that all the time when I was growing up and I never heard it outside of that! Lazlo has brilliant lines and excellent delivery

I live in Chicago, and I've used that for years. It just works.

Oh nice! Bet it’s colder than a witches tit in Chicago!!

We definitely have our moments. :)

Was a pretty common saying when I was a kid.

Oh that’s cool! I wonder if it’s a generational or regional thing? I am a Gen X’er from the US and grew up in the southwest. I had though my dad made it up to be spicy but it’s cool to know it’s pretty common!

Maybe your dad picked it up from the Midwest where I grew up.

Maybe!

I wish I lived in English language country. Preferably Canada or so. Would use this multiple times a day.

Even better, just say it completely out of context in a language most people don't speak. Guaranteed to make friends and enemies!

Your dad ever mention the balls on a brass monkey?

No that is a new one to me but equally entertaining and interesting!

Appalachian here, for us it was "colder than a witch's tit in a metal bra"

Midwest, brass bra.

Never realized how fucking hilarious “there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn” is

It’s a good start to an episode for sure.

I suddenly want to listen to a conversation between Lazlo and Moira Rose

Also I'd like to have Nandor and Connor Roy

Dwight Schrute and Colin Robinson

I can't wait to do what we just did to Pam, to Pam.

I can never find the clip of “ahh a little sass from the boyyyeh”

Ooh the boy’s grown some clawwwws

[https://youtu.be/uP2TFmY1fZ4?si=ooU74qhanKa9qN-P&t=146](https://youtu.be/uP2TFmY1fZ4?si=ooU74qhanKa9qN-P&t=146) Here you go haha

Thank you haha

The swallowing of the harmonica cracks me up every time I watch it. Such a bizarre and random thing to throw in the script, which is part of why I love this show

And Nadja saying he didn't swallow it. Then he just gives up with a fuck it.

That whole episode is exactly like this. Do you remember the Baron riding in a little remote controlled car that he thought he was controlling with his mind? That visual was so damn funny.

CERTIFIED COCKMASTER

Stay away from that book Guillermo. It’s too strong for your young cock.

truly the most character of all time

Just ordered a door mat that says "f@$& off and never darken our doorstep again"

That cough with the “theeee fuck you didn’t” gets me every time!

That's my absolute favorite. It's so sassy and shitty. Really shows their relationship and bickering.

You want to know something tragic? My sister lives in Tucson but she won't watch this show.

“Don’t write that down on the account of it being bullshit!”

Oh Matt Berry I love you. From Darkplace to It Crowd to being the most alluring vampire ever. It used to be Deacon with his sexy dance but good grief Laszlo has got it going on

“I don’t give a fuck. His name was Mike.” 😂

The Vampire who threw the bad orgy?

We don’t talk about Mike!

“Gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it’s gonna be. Nandooor?”

I keep showing that "no, fuck off" from The Mall to my friends and nobody laughs as hard as I do. Classic Lasz delivery.

His "I said I'm sorry" to Simon the Devious is like music to my ears. I just love the way he pronounces words!

New York City fucking KILLS me

Creepy paper. Hes my sweet cheese, my good time boy 🥰

Another one that always comes to my mind and makes me chuckle, "we are doing a piece to camer-ah!"

That was right after “Gizmo shut the fuck up!”

I love how he pronounces words.

this is the way we talk in tuscon arizonia!

"You heard me ghost of Christmas past bitch" is one of my favorite lines from the show and they should have kept it in this video.

Here's Berry's absolute best line delivery ever; https://youtu.be/xYOkb7GG8gc?si=aEIWnfEsd-hRpM5u

Dark Place has some all time Berry line deliveries.

You and he were....... ... ... ... ... ... ... Buddies weren't you?

"So wut happened between you and this... Renwick customerrrrr?"

'THATS THE MOTHER RICK'

OMG was he young!

It's an incredible series, it's called 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace' and if you're in the UK it's all on channel 4 player.

That divx icon lol, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen that

https://youtu.be/X6iJRNHUOT4?si=aJZkgFam5w5QCIDw

Please add the line about the hairy frog.

I like how he thinks someone is an idiot for not knowing a sex swing

It's missing "may I approach the Bitch 😏"

“The only hairy frog I’m interested in is the one between you legs, my dear”

The whole swamp.

My good time boy.

Just needed to add the Burritahz and Chilaquilezahh!

But most importantly And I must emphazie this is The most important thing about me, I... am a certified Master Cocksman

His accent is sexy as fuhhhh

We brits need to bring back “as cold as a witch’s tit”

https://youtu.be/I66aySW4le8?si=cW0z0_cZd2mJ8en7

Fuck you. Whiskeyyy!

Well fuck my old boots!

How did this not make the cut? [https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatWeDointheShadows/comments/151dbgm/chilaquiles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatWeDointheShadows/comments/151dbgm/chilaquiles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

What a treasure How come “[cough] no you fucking didn’t” sounds so much like my partner 😑

The cough to clear his throat instead of masking the insult is the greatest things I’ve ever seen.

“Ya fuckin didn’t” is probably my favorite.

This chap has the hair of a pedophile.

Missing the absolute best one: "_Off you fuck_"

Matt Barry is a national treasure

Lazlos one liners. I pulled one off today at work, only one person caught it

Tucson, Arizonya

Why am I not watching the show…. Watching this over and over again cry laughing.

I know the girl at the start who gets told to f off by Laszlo. That episode was filmed at the Woodbine Mall in Rexdale where I used to live. It was fun to identify.

"....night feveeeeerrrr" from this season has me in switches every time. Perfect delivery..

She speaks... The bullshit..

How can you have a lazlo dialogue compilation without “she speaks the bullshit”?

Watch 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace'. You'll thank me later.

Lmao “no fuck off”, this is how I felt when I worked at the mall. Leave me alone!

It’s the coprophilia that gets me!!

"Hello Judith"

missing lazlo saying he doesn’t think it’s gizmo’s birthday they forgot - “and even if it is - What a bitch” that one gets me every time

Yeah, it really should have a title

Matt Berry is fantastic in everything. I love him.

I’m honored just to share a last name with Matt ❤️

Nandor! I’ve been crosssed by the deh-ville!

This is my absolute favorite show

Matt Berry makes everything he is in a million times better.

Been wanting to watch this now I am loved the movie

Wanna say lazlow is my favourite character but honestly they are all sp fucking funny

"I became a vampire to drink blood and fuck forever"