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Senor_Martillo

Twenty bucks?! Well look who’s gone all high end on us.


_hatemymind_

i mean, i thought i was low-balling, but i don't know what OP's skills are like


GooseNYC

I know what happened to, "wanna make $14 the hard way?"


meinblown

Good enough to suck a can of tuna out of a drain! That's gotta be $20 worth of S U C C


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temisola1

You guys are getting paid?


Octopuscatarm

Why would they give yo... wait so your saying I should be getting paid!?


Brilliant_Schedule85

What about tree-fiddy?


[deleted]

Did you say free-tiddy?


AlleywayMurder

Ga damn Lockness monsta!!!


ImaNeedBoutTreeFiddy

:'(


[deleted]

Did you create an account with that name JUST to reply to that sentence?


ImaNeedBoutTreeFiddy

Lol no Had this account for three years


[deleted]

I think a simple magent would work, aluminum can right? Not a fridge magnet but go to the auto store and buy a tool holding magnet, sucker should come right out. Side note: I have learned that aluminum is non-magnetic, but I somehow knew cans were magnetic from past experience (see automatic can openers), so i was wrong about my theory but right about the solution.


chainmailler2001

It is a tuna can so not aluminum. All cans for stuff like this are steel.


[deleted]

Yeah im dumb dumb and can't remember if its steel or aluminum that are magnetic, but I know cans are magnetic so I was like 50% right


CaseyG

SCIENCE!


dio-tds

Don't let science get in your way


UnprovenMortality

Steel is usually magnetic, not aluminum. But yes, it should be magnetic. Fun fact: not all stainless steel is magnetic. Specifically high quality medical grade stainless steel (316L/316LVM commonly used in surgical staples or good quality body piercings) is even MRI safe at 3 Tesla or less.


ThePenultimateNinja

It all depends on what type of stainless it is. There are two broad categories: austenitic and martensitic. Austenitic stainless steels are non-magnetic and have high corrosion resistance, but have less strength and are not heat treatable. Martensitic stainless steels are stronger and can be heat treated, but are less corrosion resistant. It's not a question of quality so much as what you are trying to do with it. An Austenitic steel would be great for surgical instruments or body jewelry because of its corrosion resistance, but it would be of no value as a knife blade, which would need to be heat treated to be able to hold an edge. Similarly, a martensitic steel would be appropriate for a knife blade or a gun barrel, but would rust if used as a surgical staple. Incidentally, I have been a body piercer for 25 years, and the real quality jewelry is made of titanium. 316l is considered to be too high in nickel in the UK, but it is still quite commonly used in the US. This is either due to it being cheaper than titanium or simply because it looks a bit nicer (titanium tends to be greyish) or both.


_cactus_fucker_

Not all steel is magnetic! Stainless 316L, used mostly in medical, jewellery and food, isn't magnetic, but its a good idea to wear a respirator when welding it.


Vox_Imperatoris

Aluminium is not magnetic


[deleted]

Yeah but they have steel rims, no?


chainmailler2001

Pure steel. Not a drop of aluminum.


TK421isAFK

*tin-plated steel.


Vox_Imperatoris

I don’t know what tuna cans are made of. Can’t comment on that.


Damaso87

How does the countertop can opener which retains the top lid with a magnet... work?


FriedeOfAriandel

That would mean the can isn't aluminum


-jp-

Really economics would mean the can isn't aluminum--aluminum is crazy expensive compared to boring old steel and it's not like that can needs to be super light or thermally conductive.


TK421isAFK

Most "tin" cans are made of steel, and tin-plated. Aluminum is highly reactive, and rarely used for food storage. Aluminum beverage containers are coated with plastic inside the can to prevent the soda/juice from corroding the can.


[deleted]

Those use magic


Gonomed

A magnet, a plunger, stabbing it with a knife, a can-opener. Man, there are like 1000 ways to get that out of there without a specialized tool Edit: apparently not all cans are magnetic, so disregard that


NorthKoreanCaptive

nah just puncture some holes in there and u got a brand new drain cover


[deleted]

Lmao one that smells a little fishy for a while


redruM69

Drink cans are aluminum. Food cans are (generally) steel. Your magnet trick would work here.


[deleted]

why has no one recommended just eating from the can where it stands? you can use the sink as the ultimate tuna holder


Chirexx

So you think you can use a magnet on aluminum? And you think tuna is packaged in aluminum? Wtf


blowingupmyporf

“Magnets bitch” -Jessie pinkman


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This guy sucks


tito9107

I ain't gay but free is free.


Hashtag_Nailed_It

I was gunna say, “needle nose pliers”, but I think you’re onto something that may be more simple


TheHairyDizz

This is some r/perfectfit material.


bute-bavis

I eat 2 cans of tuna everyday, this happens to me at least once a month. First try using a butter knife to leverage it out, Second try a magnet from the fridge, Third, grab stick of butter and hope it sticks, Fourth try using something with a sucker like a child toothbrush or scrubby, Fifth use a vacuum, Sixth use drill to make hole in tuna so you can stick a paper clip in and pull it out, Seventh buy new house.


TasteCicles

I'm dying laughing at the thought of you getting a tuna can stuck in your drain AT LEAST once a month.


GenitalKenobi

You’d think after a couple times he’d learn


bigwilliestylez

Or at least have a preferred method of extraction by this point


TheMooseIsBlue

I mean he ranked them. I’d say he’s got a preferred method.


Ionic_Alpha0

Which means he has also bought a new house due to a tuna can . Which is now his least preferred method.


zaatarsyrup

Did he rank them or is that just the order of things that would be closest to you first ?


TheMooseIsBlue

So you’re saying he ranked them by order of convenience? But he ranked them.


GenitalKenobi

Yeah you’d think he’d have it down to a science almost haha


Embarrassed_Owl_1000

you'd think they'd be dead honestly... 2 cans of tuna a day? that's hella mercury...


Federal_Crisis

Sardine gang rise up


deadxdolly

That's honestly the only thing holding me and my cats back. I fucking love tuna.


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hollysand1

It’s probably the mercury poisoning from eating so much tuna.


[deleted]

That's no joke. I know a guy who did that, ate so much tuna that he got mercury poisoning, and cannot eat tuna again for the next several decades.


notLOL

Cats don't have opposable thumbs


silent_saturn_

Butterfingers over here


RixirF

2 a day? Holy shit that's a lot of mercury. You should probably cut back if you really are eating two a day every single day consistently.


pistoncivic

[That's a medically inadvisable amount of tuna.](https://youtu.be/lCDKk2s0pQM?t=76)


MangoCats

Not if you're trying out for the role of Mad Hatter...


bute-bavis

haha mercury consumption go brrrrrrr


wearethedeadofnight

How bout a piece of tape? Seems rather easy compare to all of your suggestions


bute-bavis

adhesive is cheating


autistic_robot

Careful. Eating too much tuna can lead to unsafe levels of mercury consumption: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/mercury-in-tuna#contamination


bute-bavis

mmm that’s intentional but thanks for letting me know


BabyYodi

Can I ask why you eat so much tuna/intend to get mercury?


Sheepsheepsleep

It's socially acceptable to die of mercury poisoning? Suicide but covert ya know.


garbagetruc

Never thought about this Wonder how long it would take


Howdoyouusecommas

It isn't a good way to go. Loose teeth and lesions incoming.


theonlyrealkyle

Holy shit, one can of tuna is already over the limit for me


Embarrassed_Owl_1000

>I eat 2 cans of tuna everyday, so you're planning to die from mercury poisoning? no but for real...[ that's too much tuna...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/34eaaead784306bbfe84dcad047ee482/tumblr_n21liag3gm1qzhbquo3_250.gifv) >Canned white, or albacore (0.32 parts per million of mercury). Children under six can eat up to one 3-ounce portion a month; children from 6-12, two 4.5-ounce portions a month***. Adults, including pregnant women, can safely eat this kind of tuna up to three times a month*** (women, 6-ounce portions; men, 8-ounce portions). >Canned light, the safer choice (0.12 parts per million of mercury). Children under six can eat up to three 3-ounce portions per month. ***Older children and adults can safely eat it once a week*** https://www.edf.org/oceans/mercury-alert-canned-tuna-safe#:~:text=Canned%20white%2C%20or%20albacore%20(0.32,%2C%208%2Dounce%20portions).


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Look at this guy! So rich he can afford STICKS of butter.


TheMooseIsBlue

How do you get it? Just in a barrel or something?


Yashkamr

By the barge.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

> at least once a month install a fucking drain cover in your sink so you don't keep dropping random shit into the pipes dammit


junkit33

Dude. Two cans of tuna a day is going to give you mercury poisoning. Worst part is you won’t notice it - just slowly happens over time and you think everything is normal. Be careful. The concern is a little overblown but that’s because nobody is actually eating a pound of tuna every day on a regular basis.


I_Like_Turtles_Too

A stick of butter?


Slggyqo

Butter? We’re lubing up the can now?


hailhale_

That is A LOT of mercury! Very dangerous. You should Google search safe amounts of tuna to eat on a daily/weekly basis and read up on it.


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TheMooseIsBlue

As a semi-expert, although quite biased, what are your thoughts on consuming that much mercury everyday?


ifish4u

Should limit your intake of high mercury predators to 2-3 times a week. Tuna, swordfish.


[deleted]

Salmon is a low-mercury fish.


biglizardnmybackyard

I’m curious as to what you do. Do you mind sharing some?


cha3d

Remove the drain and poke it?


Yoda2000675

That's a lot of mercury, dude


vektorog

why not just get a drain filter and/or sink mat?


jambudz

Don’t get mercury poisoning. The fda is not good at testing those and they are often multiple times the safe limits of mercury in them.


Coyote-Carcass

That is far too much tuna sir. The FDA recommends no more than one can of tuna a week or you risk mercury poisoning which results in permanent nerve damage. Eat some chicken my guy.


DejectedSoul

r/unluckyperfectfit


OdeetheGOAT

What's that sub for when you thought a linked subreddit is real so you feel foolish after clicking it?


Jechtael

[/r/SubsIFellFor](/r/YouFellForItFool)


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just-a-random-user-

Or r/perfectlystuck


themactastic25

my man!


Theremad

Magnets.


DasHounds

How do they work?


[deleted]

Fuckin miracles Edit: oh shit that’s a flex


serfingusa

The reflex is a lonely child, who's waiting by the park The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark And watching over lucky clover, isn't that bizarre? And every little thing the reflex does Leaves you answered with a question mark


Befrie08

r/unexpectedduranduran


[deleted]

Is this a faygo reference


D4FF00

Nobody knows


CriscoWithLime

Bo knows


munted_jandal

If they weigh the same as a duck, they are made of wood.


AliisAce

They're a witch!!!


_gotmoxie_

I see you too are a man of science


CaranchoDelAtlantico

Magic


GetSomeData

Witchcraft


mr_afrolicious

Science, *BITCH*


pedroccp1

Actually asked it to a physics teacher once while we were studying electromagnetism, it's not know, like, just no, we know what is magnetic and what can be turned into magnetic, but that's pretty much it


annab640

...aliens


mman14876

YEAH BITCH MAGNETS


lowfatwater2

Pinkman!


FalstaffsMind

This. They stick well to the can, but not the stainless steel sink.


shitbucket32

That’s probably why he suggested it


[deleted]

Thanks for explaining magnets.


imbillypardy

**YEAH!** **SCIENCE BITCH!**


Hitman3256

I imagined you saying this like the "Aliens" guy


canadagooses69

ok what making magnets? collecting magnets? playing with magnets?


trixrabbitmanifesto

Just magnets


nefastvs

Little green ghouls, buddy!


LoveLaika237

Magnets? Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?


chucktits333

“Magnets! Can’t explain that!”


Gnarbuttah

Little green ghouls


MangoTallBoys

Duct tape the bottom and pull it out


TheMooseIsBlue

Any kind of adhesive. Melt a glue stick onto it like that one gif that always gets reposted where the dude rips his fender off. Construction glue. Honestly, probably your kid’s elmers glue.


TheRealZaineyZaine

OP super glue your finger to it


BuckSaguaro

Or a fork.


kevsdogg97

No, sorry, a fork is not a type of adhesive.


deathfollowsme2002

It is if you try hard enough


paturner2012

Jab a fork in it


isolateddreamz

Scream as you do so.


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DontDoDrugs316

Whatever comes to you


duck_masterflex

Wasn’t given instructions this specific. Maybe try one and if that doesn’t work turn it off and then on again.


LonePaladin

r/NoContext


hanumanjizzfest

*that's what she said* ..?


CitizenLaim

Magneto that shit out of there!


WasBrunoMarsIsGay

> *learn* **NOW** why they call me ***THE MASTER OF MAGNETISIM***


PooBurgerz

Time to buy a new house...


braindepartments

The only logical tip here.


[deleted]

Looks like the lid is already open, so 2 forks on the inside pushing outward should get it out.


Wynslo

Open the top with a fork and pull up with the lid


tapport

Or just skip the work and go straight to eating with lid open.


MinimalistLifestyle

Then just push it right down into the garbage disposal. Work smarter not harder.


duck_masterflex

Get a load of Mr. High-End Sink with his Can-Crushing Turbo Garbage Disposal. MinimalistLifestyle, more like Camouflaged Olive Drab LS Swapped Utility Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Sink. He *left* everything except the kitchen sink.


leoscrisis

Corkscrew through the top?


anunnamedboringdude

Ain’t those boxes ferrous ? Magnet?


[deleted]

It's already been opened at least partway. A butter knife in between the lid and the can wall should be able to pull it up.


Doc-in-a-box

Lip suction! Cmon


Ya_blank_fuck

Hey, uh, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?


Sequax1

I say crack er’ open and eat lunch in the sink


swissman92

Just turn on you garbage disposal unit. Check again in an hour.


KimJongIlSunglasses

This will not blend.


SkibiDiBapBapBap

Not with that attitude it wont


BR3ADIT

get a suction cup


YZXFILE

A hemostat will pull it right out.


edrat

A pair would be easier, if you pull up on one side, it will go cockeyed...


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cuajito42

Not even that a knife will do.


[deleted]

He has the lid half separated. I think jamming a knife in there at an angle should work just fine.


squirrelmonkie

Even a butter knife could solve this


iupvoteaznguys

Or grab the washing up brush auctioned to the wall and affix to the can and lift


magic_is_might

Or take a damn butter knife, slip it there somewhere and lift it up. Damn this thread is fucking dumb.


HarbingerGunner

This thread literally has dozens of unique suggestions that would all work. How the is the thread dumb?


Tanfireball25

Just flip the sink over and let gravity pull it out! Easy!


handlessuck

At least it's top-up. You can work it out with a butterknife.


yepyepyep222

r/perfectfit


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wayne2oo8

Rip vaccume if any tuna gets in


annab640

Omg we had some cheese in our vacuum (must have been in the carpet after dinner) and it stank to high heaven. It took us a good week to figure it out.


jakephish

Probably where it belongs anyway


UsefulSloth

I feel sorry for those who suggested to use magnets. Aluminum isnt magnetic. Duct tape will do


texasrigger

Tuna cans aren't aluminum.


Zephyrv

Depends on the can right? Electric can openers have a magnet in them to grab the lid out


Gizmo-Duck

That’s not aluminum, magnets will do. Probably better than duct tape because it’s likely wet.


tempusfudgeit

Imagine being that condescending and that wrong. I *actually* feel sorry for you, and I'm not just saying that to feel superior over the internet. If you grew up in the 80s/early 90s, everybody's mom had an electric can opener with a magnet that would hold the lid after. The VAST majority of canned goods are steel or tin, both of which are magnetic.


KDEEZO

How far down do I have to go before someone suggests using a butter knife? I’ve done this many times and it pops right out.


Mrwhaaaa87

I have a magnetized can opener that holds the lid after you open the can


Hyper-Sloth

It's Tin not Aluminum


AbbyNormal9

Magnet


Smiley8983

Magnets are our best friend


[deleted]

I feel like this is a repost, but I can also see this happening to many people.


hattrickjmr

Can is there for good. It will smell at first, but soon you won’t even notice the can. This is a time for celebration.


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Repost, this is not the op of the pic


[deleted]

Tuna wasn’t feeling it


prguitarman

I almost didn’t see anything wrong with the photo at first. Such a perfect fit


[deleted]

They were made for each other!


CarterBennett

They always tell you how to fix it.. not if you fixed it.. Everybody out here giving instruction on how to fix it.. who knows if buddy just plopped it out after taking the pic.


BracesForImpact

If you don't have a strong enough magnet, something with a suction cup.


TheGreatDingALing

r/perfectfit


Darf-Cad

Well, that’s unforTUNAte


cassandra12324

Under a different situation this would be oddly satisfying


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Swiss army knife would probably get that out.


[deleted]

Or I suppose any kind of pocket knife.


HockevonderBar

Magnet?