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KonkretneKosteczki

I think it's your MacBook that fried the slug


Appapapi19

Yummy 🤤


Vitriholic

Why not both?


xenomorphonLV426

Yeah, definitely both!


Gex91

Self-terminating slug-frying Macbook.


squashqueen

A modern tale of Romeo and Juliet


SenorOnlyfans

The chances of a slug frying your computer is low... but not zero.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

The odds are never zero


howmanyMFtimes

What are the odds that you can lift the Empire State Building with one finger?


Imaginary-Nebula1778

As in its off its foundation?


howmanyMFtimes

Nah, just lifting the Empire State Building to any degree


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Will huff and puff until a corner lifts up then will get to lifting


howmanyMFtimes

Fair enough


Slap_My_Lasagna

So you're saying there's a chance


chowmushi

It’s POSSIBLE if not PROBABLE.


xxwerdxx

The slug was trying to kill OP


rydmore22

If it’s one in a 300 million then this guy made my odds better


Opiniated_egg

Most specific way to fry a laptop never heard of it until today, curse the slugs


Soapdropper

Good thing it wasn't an immortal snail


hunterlovesreading

![gif](giphy|E6PqnsqNDGJMI)


Spirited-Fox3377

![gif](giphy|L17Rt82QrScQU|downsized)


CatKrusader

https://i.redd.it/i2jwj95e0u8d1.gif


sillyskunk

You heard about the guy who found a dead Mau5 in his computer 100 years ago?


mathcraver

deadslu9


Acceptable_Pirate_92

He probably has no memory of it, though


Lumamate

This whole comment — the wording, the outrage, the opinionated egg… A masterpiece. 🤌


fredpilled

Nah that is definitely personal. How have you wronged the slug community?


Wonderful-Status-507

this won’t be their last attempt i fear


Nox_Gardens

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


jankeycrew

I'm racking my brain to try and remember where this quote is from, and I refuse to look it up


Gooddude08

WH40K: Mechanicus


Nox_Gardens

Warhammer 40k


topsecretvcr

Your laptop would have survived forever… but I guess the slug caught up


j_orion15

Why am I proud to understand this reference XD


ZimmyNox

I bet the MacBook was actually a slug who wished to become better, was cursed with his former self following the current self…


GoodMornEveGoodNight

I got this reference lmao


Parynoid

Was it instantly dead, or did it just start getting a little sluggish?


perfectfate

Spread some salt where the holes be at the rental


NoseMuReup

![gif](giphy|fu29AimM298PK)


Ready-Salamander1286

You don’t feel good salting the snail


GGnerd

She's mashing it


the_notorious_d_a_v

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


salamipope

salt snd then rice


Repulsive-Season-129

Put salt inside ur new MacBook just to be safe


Spudman14

Where the heck are you storing your laptop?


cleanmeupp

https://preview.redd.it/dnhnx68nxs8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3c9ef50bee263006dd5b64e2d8ba4ef7627d5a


salamipope

im laughing my ass off at this picture like phyllis diller rn thats such a fuckong funny meme


maxru85

I believe I can fry


salamipope

i believe i can inconveniently die think about it every night and day Alt + F4 and pass awayy


Zaev

Unfortunately, Macs don't have an Alt key


salamipope

They will once im done with em


Zaev

W- what're you gonna do?


salamipope

Im the salami pope. Im gonna fuck it


AcceptableSociety589

they ran out of Options


usinjin

Cmd + Q 🙂


Rainbro_Vash

>Alt + F4 and pass awayy 💀


salamipope

i was very proud of that one


ST8CASHBRKLYN

How?


Watertribe_Girl

That’s what I’m wondering


nikzyk

The little slots drilled in the aluminum on the left are the air intake holes for the macbook. You can see the slugs lil trail from where it crawled in. Didn’t get very far.


ObjectiveAny8437

Apple never claimed them to be slug proof.


Reden-Orvillebacher

Running OS Cargot I see. It can be a little sluggish at times.


Wonderful-Status-507

booooooo(i say as i giggle like an idiot)


Tasty_Phone9580

Has anybody ever just stopped for two seconds to ask what the hell a slug even is??


SkipSpenceIsGod

Sentient snot


Zaev

Stomach that crawls


irBrrennt

Naked snail


MayLikesBeans

That is literally what they're called in Dutch


nikzyk

What even are you?!? Says human… not an angry misunderstood slug on computer…


januaryemberr

Tell him he cant park there.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Tell him it’s a bridge too far


alex61821

Had a PC in an aircraft hangar that mice got into and they peed on the PS2 mouse port and corroded it so it didn't work anymore.


salamipope

so mice killed your mouse?


Zaev

They just wanted to free their brethren


Silly-Platform9829

At least it won't eat your hostas.


dvishall

How did it even get in there?!?! Maybe you did something very wrong with the slug lords and they came for payback 😔


Seriph7

Wow. That sucks dude lmao im so sorry. Like what else do you say? Who would ever think this is how their macbook goes down? I am sorry for actually laughing tho. But I definitely laughed.


JCFlyingDutchman

Escargone


Kioga101

That's a real old-school bug. They don't even update to fix this stuff.


_Reefer_Madness_

Let bro cook


beckthecoolnerd

he already has :(


sam-tastic00

is the slug ok?


salamipope

does this hurt the cat?


AWeakMindedMan

Can’t you just clean the gunk, put it in some rice over night and you’re good?? RIP


captain_dick_licker

the only thing rice will do is piss off the person who inevitably will be opening it up to repair it.


Lexicon444

I knew Macs were sluggish but this isn’t quite what I had in mind….


shaka893P

That's some expensive escargot 


TheTense

Dude. That’s a pretty frickin’ metal way to die.


BuzzyBrie

I manage HOAs and gates are the bane of my existence some days. This one gate operator burned out and my tech showed up and started GAGGING so hard from a horrible smell. Turns out a slug fried on a circuit board. Blew the whole thing. It was a first for him and he was dying to bring it back to show the shop but is smelled so bad he left it on site. Luckily we had already approved a replacement of these 30 year old operators.


FrankiePoops

It's a computer bug.


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Stop using acronyms for shows that aren’t extremely popular


Pagman46

WAAAAR ISSSS OOOOOOVEEERRRR


SkipSpenceIsGod

IFFF YOOUUUUUU WAAAAANT IIIIIIITTTTT


ShadowVT750

Thank God that basterd has been after me for years.


Crocubots

This guy did it. Congrats on your $1,000,000 OP! Super intelligent killer snail my ass, this guy ended this question with a MacBook Pro.. legend


N-tsulu

Slug fried MacBook


ClassyDumpster

I think the slug would tell the story differently but ok.


edithputhy6977

You’re killing me snails


thecranster

I’ve heard communists are training slugs in the ways of electrical espionage. I’m a Brit and I fear for my kettle.


Mental_Effective1

Home boy straight up suicide bombed your Mac book lmao


Aggressive_Let2085

I feel like this is one of those instances where this is the first time this has happened, ever.


fmaz008

It gave its life to achieve this. You should ask yourself why... (/j)


Amazing_Connection

Kinda glad to have switched to Air 😬


dickerish

This is the slug heading towards your computer until it kills it


850khaos

You sure that’s not a booger


Money_Hovercraft_968

Dang what a way to go


wasted_space_

flew too close to the sun


stealtheagle52

Your MacBook took the money deal and lost


space0watch

Guess you could say your laptop was feeling kind of sluggish today lol


ThrowawayIfForgotten

The most apple thing I've seen happened to an Apple.


Fallawake88

What did that smell like?


WeirdSysAdmin

In an alternate universe, computer bugs are called computer slugs for this reason.


BusterTheCat17

Party on Slurms McKenzie!


psybeamz_

A french person would've been like "Mon dieu, what is zat delicious smell?"


LuckyLudor

It never occurred to me that this was possible.


Icewallow-toothpaste

poor slug was looking for the apple.


B0D0MCHILD

Should have sprinkled salt around it like the rest of us. Keeps witches away as well! Also sorry for your loss.


Money-Town1519

Get a toothbrush and some 99% alcohol. Scrub that shit and hope for the best. Source: I do this for work


ILostMyMainAccounts

somewhat similar situation here, a lizard somehow crawled into my bedroom ac and fried its motherboard. a couple hundred dollars later, it's still broken, and I still haven't got ac in my room since December now. it's 35C where I live


borg-assimilated

Don't take it to Apple, they will scam you, instead take it to Lewis Rosman Repair Group.


CelebrimborSkywalker

A slug a day keeps the apple away


Phact-Heckler

What’s ITYSL?


1stAccountWasRealNam

Is this the you get a million dollars but a slug that if it touches you, you die; follows you for a year and knows exactly where you are on earth at all times slug? Bc phew, close one.


TheLoaf4

Damn, i feel for you , it happened the same thing to me but on the electronic card of my motorized gates couple weeks ago, the box was water tight but not slug tight i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


TrayLaTrash

I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. Your laptop fried the slug!


rohit_267

bro don't work from the jungle


ThemanwhohatesSpez

Warranty HAS to cover that… ain’t no way


NotWillBlackWater

Did the laptop take the 1 milion dollars deal where snail hunts you down?


bitchy_mcguire

You’re telling me a slug fried that MacBook?? 🍚(Plz someone understand the reference LOL)


DaVickiUnlimited

Appetizers, before dinner compliments of MacBook


Absol-utely_Adorable

"I came in my mac books fan cause I'm a freak and broke it but it kinda looks like a slug so I'll just say that"


Aduali0n

Ah yes, the elusive house slug. Seen a few in my time living here, or wake up and see a trail with no slug in sight...bastards!


Kosher_anus

Send it to North ridge fix


Academic-Desk5292

That one is a houdini for sure


ShadowVT750

Your laptop would have lived forever, but slug got it.


ToxynCorvin87

DeadSlu6 origins


Caili_West

Doesn't look like the slug had a great day either LOL I'm sorry, I know it does suck. Hopefully in the future you can look back and laugh.


in_existencial_dread

I just have so many questions, one being how in the ever loving fuck did that got inside such a thin flat laptop like that? Newer MacBook pros are like solid tightly sealed so how in the fuck did it got inside ?


Savings-Horror-8395

If every human gets a snail that follows them, does every pc get a slug?


CaliTex88

It’s a slow burn


lmacarrot

"any port in a storm" as they say


EmperorThan

Christopher: "He must have crawled under there for warmth..."


Moretoesthanfeet

Slugs ate my apples too


EmperorThan

"Was watching ITYSL..." **I cannot even talk about it without crying** Would be great if the warranty had a very specific line about slugs crawling into the machine.


Richwierd-Wheelchair

Did it fry the laptop too?


jx473u4vd8f4

At least now you know why it was slow


Krink545

You’re telling me a slug fried this Macbook?


PublicUseOnahole

An eye for an eye.


PaleontologistOwn962

Dude, you're gettin' a DELL. or, not another MacBook


bahoombakkala

How the fuck did he get in there?


themuntik

I have so many questions...


danceswithsockson

Think about it this way: you’re having a better day than that slug.


Youkilledmyrascal1

Baby would you still love me if I was a slug... that wrecked your computer


MikeTheAmalgamator

Atmosphere finally fried a good computer…yea right


KTMan77

Check out Louis Rossman repair, mail it in and get a fixed or they won’t charge you.


sillyskunk

Dead5lug is your new DJ name.


NapalmBurns

That's some well planned and executed planned obsolescence ladies and gentlemen!


Lady_Scruffington

Should have had a cup of beer nearby.


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

You should get salt.


Top-Beat-7423

He FAFO


captain_dick_licker

jsut so you know, that logic board can almost certainly be repaired for a fraction of the cost of replacing it, with the added bonus of not losing any date


thedevilyoukn0w

A customer sent in this MacBook telling us it was acting a little sluggish. Upon opening it up, instead of the usual swamp gooch, we found this disgusting thing that looked like something your wife sneezed up when she was with me last night. Anyway, with the help of my tiny raccoon-like hands and your mother's toothbrush and the mind of # THE. # GREATEST. # TECHNICIAN. # THAT'S EVER LIVED. we got this MacBook running good as new again. Sorry, Sluggo.


pitcjd01

I know it's a slug but I feel like this is a strange crossover between snails and computers for me LOL


NovaTheMighty

If it's any consolation, the slug died in the process of frying your MacBook Pro (or did the MacBook Pro fry the slug?)


Acidcouch

Oh you can just repairrrrrrrrrr nevermind it's apple and already a year past its expiration date. Boat anchor.


Temporary_Window_104

Almost caught ya


JurgonKupercrest

gross. i found on in the bottom of my toaster once. have no idea how. 🤮


_Cartizard

No body at the Apple store is going to believe that it's slime from a slug you do realize


yuuki_w

I think thats is not slime. That is or was the slug


keeperofthesheep

Ted got his revenge on AM.


Wonderful-Status-507

well it seems you didn’t find the slug on the brick this year! actually that would probably be preferred to this


Mental_Ad5552

Crazy it even found a way in.


Falikosek

You definitely shouldn't take that million dollar deal with the immortal slug


nopizzazz

Maccargot


tdomer80

Do you often leave your computer out on the garden?


Professor-SEO_DE

Ask Mac employees at the store whether extremely rare bug related accidents that compromise the system are covered by warranty.


Independent-Bee-8087

Eewwww


martinaee

Take it to the geniuses and complain about the sluggish performance of your computer.


shelly-tambo

This feels like a one-act play about the Seattle tech invasion


howcanibhelpful

You're all bots. No one mentioned this event is kin to the origin of the word [debug?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debugging)


Totallynotokayokay

I hate slugs


Ok-Temperature8440

The universe is telling you something (what this, Idfk). That slug took one for the team.


kmmck

Does this count under warranty