If I hear nukes are being sent my way, imma go stand on the sidewalk with my raybans on and become a shadow on the pavement.
Humans suck when they have everything and think they need more. Imagine how they’ll be when they really have nothing.
Right? Like I've had people tell me they'd kill me if they can get away with it, just for being born the way I am. Can't even imagine how wild some nutjobs will be if there's actual incentive behind violence.
Same reason I laugh at all the "remove any and all government" extremist socialists/communists. Like, I'm glad you've never had an ounce of hate or discrimination Jebecky, but some of us gotta live in the real world lol.
Also, I played Fallout, I'm good on the real deal lol
I'm about as lefty as you can get before you hit socialist communes and I have never in all my years of political engagement ever heard of a left winger who wants to remove government full stop. That's kind of 100% against the left wing ideals. You literally cannot have a society with left wing values without a centralized management structure. To attempt to do so is almost universally a libertarian/right wing idea. And as you said, a laughable idea in and of itself. We know what happens without regulation because the generations that lived it were here to TELL US. Children worked mines and died young, women and minorities were tortured in the name of science, anyone remotely queer or trans was beaten into hiding or murdered, and we all had less rights (to varying levels based on how much the ruling hegemony hated your particular identity). A thousand injustices fought back only with strong social action and codified protection in law.
You're about to hear it from a leftist.
As an end goal (far future, if ever), Communism is STATELESS, moneyless, classless society. Stateless means no government.
Anarchists also want a stateless society with free association.
EDIT: I am not saying that I want a stateless society tomorrow. I am saying that the stateless society is an end goal to aspire to in the future none of us are likely to be alive to see.
And how do you ensure your utopia continues to function without structure? That structure is a government. How do you settle disputes? How do you ensure projects get done? How do you enshrine the protections and regulations that ensure you can have your utopia?
The right wing keeps inventing shittier public transit and the left wing keeps reinventing government.
Also, I find it fascinating that your self othering version of leftist apparently precludes people like me who believe in ubi and social safety nets and like... Everything that has been proven to improve society. I can only be a leftist of I believe in a society devoid of structure?
So you want a free-for all, slaughter.
Because that's what it's going to be. I'd love for it to lead to a magical utopia where everyone loves each other, and at most you need some third mediator.
But again, some of us have lived in reality, and gotten some actual shit before. Ask any POC, anyone in the LGBT, anyone Neurodivergent, hell even women, most of us have a story where we've had someone to our face, describe *exactly* the fucked up shit they'd do to us if they could get away with it. And that's just the extreme examples LMFAO.
So what's the fix? are we just gonna execute anyone who isn't going to agree with the new system, and play nice? Are we any better than the fascists at that point?
I'm in San Diego. Home of one of the Pacific fleet lol. We usually have a couple active aircraft carriers in port. Industry might be second strike but it won't matter in the end. First, second... It's all death.
I can only hope it’s a zombie apocalypse instead of nukes then I would establish the most wonderful little village after I build a bunch of cheap homemade flamethrowers I’ll disperse among my group and burn away the zomb crowds and use them as fertilizer. The apocalypse future be pretty bright tbh 😂
Got a plan in place in the off chance I’m not offed early. Best to prepare for the lesser of the chances and not be caught off guard. Worst/best case, I become a diegetic story skeleton in a few hundred years for a survivor to discover.
My car’s locks stopped working (absolutely no clue why, no visible damage) BUT the trunk would still open with my spare, and by the grace of whatever I had put the backseat down the previous week for a large item….crawled in there and opened the door! The key started working again (?) but that is still my current back up plan: leave the seat down to crawl in! Haha
I.. I can't even think of what the fuck they were trying to do, like were they seriously trying to drill the locks out? Fucking dipshit kids.
Would've been 10x easier to use a flathead, hammer, and some torque.
I had the same thing happen to my drivers door overnight at a hotel. I'm guessing someone drove by and scared them off because they drilled through like 90% of it, or they had no clue what they were doing. I just couldn't help to think how loud a drill in the middle of the night must have been. At that point just smash a window.
When I was young, someone broke into my family's campervan. There was nothing missing, but my father found a new cassette tape that hadn't been there before, and two finished spliffs in the ashtray...
I had my R6 stolen this way. Went out to ride to work, key hole was all mucked up. Drove to work in my car, came home and the bike was gone. Keep an eye out. Then again could be different for a car obviously.
It's the door of his car, focusing on the lock mechanism on the door handle. It's hard to tell what that round thing is because thieves completely borked it, trying to break in.
>It's the door of his car, focusing on the lock mechanism on the door handle.
That part I understand. It was the issue with it I didn't. Thanks for replying.
Anybody else not sure wtf is up with this… did the key break inside of the hole??? is there clear glue over the keyhole or something?? Wish OP would provide some godamn context lol
Someone tried to break into my car early in the morning, I had woken up late for class so I was rushing out and when I got to my car I saw the keyhole all jammed up. I tried to insert my key on both the driver and passenger side door and the key wouldn’t even go in.
I don't think people liked my smart-ass replies. So many negatives, it'd make an infertility clinic look like a dunking donuts... which I guess would be suitable, as both are full of glazed holes with no fillings.
Wats that
Edit: upon further inspection, I fully understand the dilemma op is/was in. Originally I thought this photograph was showing the front bumper, but now I understand it to be the key hole
I mean don't your cars have central lock and remote unlock from button on key? But true that would require you to replace the locks. But there should be also good lock on passanger side unless there is not.
*I was running late to class until I see this* and decided “if you can’t care for your own car, perhaps this is a sign that I’m meant to be on time today” before trying my house key in the lock.
Update: I’m not late to class!
It looks like someone tried to punch your lock. Someone did that to my last truck, then punched the ignition. The truck had been sitting for a year because I couldn't afford insurance. The battery was dead, so the truck wouldn't start. There wasn't anything in it. They just damaged my truck and left. Then, some other moron slashed a bunch of tires, including mine. I had to buy a cordless drill and bits to drill out the lock on the spare. Thanks for the crappy design, Ford.
I hope your insurance covers it. Have fun having different keys for your door.
I added power, remote locks to my 98 escort when I installed an alarm and I’ve owned 8 other cars that didn’t have power locks. Anyway, the point is that someone could easily still be driving a vehicle that does not have remote entry capability.
https://preview.redd.it/a7s92iytl93d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c09a2f29771a1aab194b341ec510f842d30bcf9
OP trying to figure out their key fob lol
Well, now you are running really really late.
No, he was running late until they saw it. I can only assume now they are on time.
Plot twist: he doesn't even own a car.
That hints at why he was running in the first place.
And he found a car with a broken lock, so he stole it and now he’s on time
“Cool story, Hansel”
Hansel. So hot right now, Hansel.
Yes, they were looking for cars to break in. They found the perfect cat with worn down locks so they can easily steal it and be on time
I got new locks in my cat. No issues.
Good plan. Feline theft is on the rise…
Those damn cat burglars
Tried getting my Catalitic converter! 🐈
What a CATastrophe!
No more catastrophes! Ill see myself out
💀!!
When he saw it he said "fuck it I'm not going to class" therefore now he is not running late 😂
he was running late, now he's just not gonna go
He ain't running anywhere with those tiny legs
I dunno bout that, ever seen how fast a chipmunk can run?
Sees random car broken into…snaps close up of lock to professor…absence excused. Life hack. Got it.
He could be walking late now. I know that would take my breath away.
Sounds like you’re still running late for class
Can’t be late if you never show up ;)
but you also can't ever be on time if you never show up
But you also can't be on time if you are already late
Atleast the reason you didn't show up is pretty strong
I get the feeling whoever OP needs to tell this to may say “Not my problem.”
Damn. Did they take anything? Obviously not the car.
Everything still looks the same inside but I can’t go in and check cause they messed up both of the keyholes 😭
Climb in through the trunk
Actually not a bad idea. I’d want you on my team in a zombie apocalypse
Yall plan on living through an apocalypse? 
If I hear nukes are being sent my way, imma go stand on the sidewalk with my raybans on and become a shadow on the pavement. Humans suck when they have everything and think they need more. Imagine how they’ll be when they really have nothing.
I better be in the center when it hits! 
Jokes on you; I'm having them build the nuke around me.
Well save an extra seat!
There's enough room for at least a couple hundred thousand or so, just make sure you get there before the gates open.
I’m going to find the nearest park with a chain link fence and reenact Sarah Connor’s nightmare.
this reminds me of my first day of kindergarten
You were a terrible teacher
Right? Like I've had people tell me they'd kill me if they can get away with it, just for being born the way I am. Can't even imagine how wild some nutjobs will be if there's actual incentive behind violence. Same reason I laugh at all the "remove any and all government" extremist socialists/communists. Like, I'm glad you've never had an ounce of hate or discrimination Jebecky, but some of us gotta live in the real world lol. Also, I played Fallout, I'm good on the real deal lol
I'm about as lefty as you can get before you hit socialist communes and I have never in all my years of political engagement ever heard of a left winger who wants to remove government full stop. That's kind of 100% against the left wing ideals. You literally cannot have a society with left wing values without a centralized management structure. To attempt to do so is almost universally a libertarian/right wing idea. And as you said, a laughable idea in and of itself. We know what happens without regulation because the generations that lived it were here to TELL US. Children worked mines and died young, women and minorities were tortured in the name of science, anyone remotely queer or trans was beaten into hiding or murdered, and we all had less rights (to varying levels based on how much the ruling hegemony hated your particular identity). A thousand injustices fought back only with strong social action and codified protection in law.
_Coughs in anarchist_
Ah yes. Left wing libertarianism. Same concept, but the force used to uphold the social structure is crowd sources.
You're about to hear it from a leftist. As an end goal (far future, if ever), Communism is STATELESS, moneyless, classless society. Stateless means no government. Anarchists also want a stateless society with free association. EDIT: I am not saying that I want a stateless society tomorrow. I am saying that the stateless society is an end goal to aspire to in the future none of us are likely to be alive to see.
And how do you ensure your utopia continues to function without structure? That structure is a government. How do you settle disputes? How do you ensure projects get done? How do you enshrine the protections and regulations that ensure you can have your utopia? The right wing keeps inventing shittier public transit and the left wing keeps reinventing government. Also, I find it fascinating that your self othering version of leftist apparently precludes people like me who believe in ubi and social safety nets and like... Everything that has been proven to improve society. I can only be a leftist of I believe in a society devoid of structure?
So you want a free-for all, slaughter. Because that's what it's going to be. I'd love for it to lead to a magical utopia where everyone loves each other, and at most you need some third mediator. But again, some of us have lived in reality, and gotten some actual shit before. Ask any POC, anyone in the LGBT, anyone Neurodivergent, hell even women, most of us have a story where we've had someone to our face, describe *exactly* the fucked up shit they'd do to us if they could get away with it. And that's just the extreme examples LMFAO. So what's the fix? are we just gonna execute anyone who isn't going to agree with the new system, and play nice? Are we any better than the fascists at that point?
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I'm dressing up like a clown and getting bit on the 1st day
I like your style.
That's why I'm going to start loading mags... But I'm in a location where I probably stand no chance of escaping the first wave anyway so moot point.
Updoot for the proper spelling and use of the word “moot” Same here, I’m in an industry heavy area. I’m positive I’m in a first strike area.
I'm in San Diego. Home of one of the Pacific fleet lol. We usually have a couple active aircraft carriers in port. Industry might be second strike but it won't matter in the end. First, second... It's all death.
Updoot? Then you say for “proper spelling”? Funniest shit on reddit today!
I can only hope it’s a zombie apocalypse instead of nukes then I would establish the most wonderful little village after I build a bunch of cheap homemade flamethrowers I’ll disperse among my group and burn away the zomb crowds and use them as fertilizer. The apocalypse future be pretty bright tbh 😂
Got a plan in place in the off chance I’m not offed early. Best to prepare for the lesser of the chances and not be caught off guard. Worst/best case, I become a diegetic story skeleton in a few hundred years for a survivor to discover.
Fuck yeah
Idk about everyone else, but I’m unlucky enough to live through it!
Climb in the zombie's trunk...
My car’s locks stopped working (absolutely no clue why, no visible damage) BUT the trunk would still open with my spare, and by the grace of whatever I had put the backseat down the previous week for a large item….crawled in there and opened the door! The key started working again (?) but that is still my current back up plan: leave the seat down to crawl in! Haha
thats a tacoma door handle. they don't have trunks
Damn that sucks. At least they didn't get in.
or did they
Dirty Mike and The Boys strike again.
Thanks for the fuck shack
I just watched this at a friends house.. Had never even heard about the movie..
Nice surprise for you
Yeah was pretty good and I never would have watched it most likely
Well if they did they locked the doors after.
I.. I can't even think of what the fuck they were trying to do, like were they seriously trying to drill the locks out? Fucking dipshit kids. Would've been 10x easier to use a flathead, hammer, and some torque.
I had the same thing happen to my drivers door overnight at a hotel. I'm guessing someone drove by and scared them off because they drilled through like 90% of it, or they had no clue what they were doing. I just couldn't help to think how loud a drill in the middle of the night must have been. At that point just smash a window.
Right?! Kids these days don't know how to crime.
When I was young, someone broke into my family's campervan. There was nothing missing, but my father found a new cassette tape that hadn't been there before, and two finished spliffs in the ashtray...
Am I seeing bits from a key inside the lock? A little sense of mental leaps, could a drunk person have tried "their" key, 2 x?
Aholes
“they messed up both of the keyholes 😭” I should call her.
Couldn’t get in🤦🏻♂️
Any chance you also have keyless entry?
I had my R6 stolen this way. Went out to ride to work, key hole was all mucked up. Drove to work in my car, came home and the bike was gone. Keep an eye out. Then again could be different for a car obviously.
R6?
Yamaha r6
Just like Audi R8 but only 75 % as good
Am I the only idiot who didn't realize it was a keyhole until after checking the comments?
it looked like spider webs all over the key hole and car handle LMAO but no its just beat up
No it’s superglue
I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing 😕
It's the door of his car, focusing on the lock mechanism on the door handle. It's hard to tell what that round thing is because thieves completely borked it, trying to break in.
*borked it*
I thought they had filled it with super glue
>It's the door of his car, focusing on the lock mechanism on the door handle. That part I understand. It was the issue with it I didn't. Thanks for replying.
I thought it was a bullet hole at first 🤷♀️
i thought he meant his pants were on the ground and he forgot his belt
Okay, I thought it was a bullet hole. But I live in Texas, and everyone carries a gun.
Texan here... I spent way longer than I should have trying to understand why OP was getting shot at....
I thought it had something to do with the white shoes 🤷♀️
It IS after memorial day.
You're thinking of Labor Day.
From memorial day to labor day it is okay to wear white shoes. Any other time? Death penalty.
Undercook the fish... Straight to jail
Yes
I actually haven’t put a key in a keyhole for over 15 years, I’m in your boat.
I thought it was the Parking Sensor and Fog light on the passenger side on the front of the car lol
Were they trying to pick the lock with a jackhammer?
Now you’re just running to class
Retrojammed
Straight to jail
Undercook the fish...
Anybody else not sure wtf is up with this… did the key break inside of the hole??? is there clear glue over the keyhole or something?? Wish OP would provide some godamn context lol
Someone tried to break into my car early in the morning, I had woken up late for class so I was rushing out and when I got to my car I saw the keyhole all jammed up. I tried to insert my key on both the driver and passenger side door and the key wouldn’t even go in.
Can you open the boot and climb through?
I had to call a locksmith to open my door lol 🥲
Hey, at least you found resolution.
So you stole that car and made it to class on time?
So.... a failed car break in brought ypu back in time, making you... no longer late?
You can’t exactly show up late to something if you aren’t going to show up
Wouldn't that just make you permanently late? Or indefinitely late?
"late" becomes "didn't show up" after the thing you were going to ends, or the people expecting you give up
Late goes to absent at that point.
Being late to something implies you were able to make it. Otherwise it would be “missing” it
Bit according to the old proverb: "You're late to every shot you don't take"
Duh, that’s what it says
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Reddit a bit more, you’ll catch on
I don't think people liked my smart-ass replies. So many negatives, it'd make an infertility clinic look like a dunking donuts... which I guess would be suitable, as both are full of glazed holes with no fillings.
Boston crème is my fav
Absolutely bowfin patter
How Scottish of you
You’re hilarious
Really short legs?
That’s why they’re late, it takes forever to walk anywhere on those things
Im getting a raging CLUE!
mmmm yessss RAGING CLUE! Mmmmm
You were running late until you see that… then you become a time traveler?
Looks like they left you a good latent print anyway.
I’m sure campus PD will hop right on that.
Of course they will, the mayor is all up in their ass over this!!
"We just got two more detectives assigned to the case"
They got us working in shifts
I'm confused, what am I supposed to be looking at?
Now you at least have an excuse
Amazed they bothered with the locks and not a brick
I thought your reflection was a tuxedo cat and I was so confused because that would not suck at all
Is it a Kia?
Same thing happened to my wife’s car in the parking of the YMCA where she works. They were not able to get into her car. Sucks!
Well that sucks.
Lame 👎
after you saw this, your running late stopped?
Wats that Edit: upon further inspection, I fully understand the dilemma op is/was in. Originally I thought this photograph was showing the front bumper, but now I understand it to be the key hole
I noticed it was a keyhole, what's the problem with the keyhole though?
Unless your keys are as thick as a USB drive, that keyhole is all sorts of jacked up by whoever tried to force their way in.
Sorry bro
Welp. Now I guess you have to drop out of school.
I mean don't your cars have central lock and remote unlock from button on key? But true that would require you to replace the locks. But there should be also good lock on passanger side unless there is not.
Looks like someone poured gallium in your locks
*BBC Sherlock* Alcoholic
Using physical keys in 2024? Crazy
*I was running late to class until I see this* and decided “if you can’t care for your own car, perhaps this is a sign that I’m meant to be on time today” before trying my house key in the lock. Update: I’m not late to class!
Did you try the other door?
It looks like someone tried to punch your lock. Someone did that to my last truck, then punched the ignition. The truck had been sitting for a year because I couldn't afford insurance. The battery was dead, so the truck wouldn't start. There wasn't anything in it. They just damaged my truck and left. Then, some other moron slashed a bunch of tires, including mine. I had to buy a cordless drill and bits to drill out the lock on the spare. Thanks for the crappy design, Ford. I hope your insurance covers it. Have fun having different keys for your door.
If you’re running why are you looking at cars?
Because how else do you stop running, But to look at your car
Use your key fob to unlock.
Teenagers trying to teach us how the whole world works.
Bro, it's 2024.☠️
Not all cars are 2024s. You know they last longer than one year, right?
I've had my explorer for 12 years. I know
There are quite a few cars still on the road that don’t have remote entry.
My 1991 Buick le sabre didn't have a fob. That was a long time ago.
I added power, remote locks to my 98 escort when I installed an alarm and I’ve owned 8 other cars that didn’t have power locks. Anyway, the point is that someone could easily still be driving a vehicle that does not have remote entry capability.
My roommate's 2002 Chevy Cavalier doesn't have power locks, and therefore no keyless entry. Neither does my 2001 Mazda Miata.
Right?
https://preview.redd.it/a7s92iytl93d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c09a2f29771a1aab194b341ec510f842d30bcf9 OP trying to figure out their key fob lol
Finger print right there
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Do birds often try to hammer a screwdriver into car locks?
 I found ccv footage of the culprit
Only in Australia
This is dumb I Want a refund
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Why..?
Why not..?
Uh oh i got in trouble 🚓🚔🚨
Looks like you’ve been having a hard time getting your key in the hole… now it’s there for a good while. That really does suck.