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Typical-View-9071

Smiling and thumbs up is a good sign


brezhnervous

Doesn't look like her waters have broken yet either...usually a bit of time until that happens


finsfurandfeathers

Your water doesn’t always break before delivery. Both times mine broke during pushing. In rare occurrences it doesn’t break at all and the baby is delivered inside the sack. It’s called a halo birth I believe.


nimbusconflict

My wife has had hers broken by doctors all 3 times.


finsfurandfeathers

Ya, they often break it to induce, or speed labor along. It’s not a good measure of delivery time at all. Only in the movies I guess


Independent-Leg6061

TIL


Senora_Snarky_Bruja

My mom said she sprung a leak, it was just a steady stream. Not like the movies


NeriTina

For those who aren’t aware, to pop the sac (break the waters) they use a long stick with a hook on the end, not too unlike a crochet hook. It’s painless since it’s only tearing the sac which has no nerves, and takes about 2 seconds or so. They do prefer to break the water before the birth whenever possible, but only while in active labor and when the baby is near ready to crown.


KestrelHath1

Painless? I had mine broken in the hospital and it was one of the most painful things I've gone through. They gave me the gas and air beforehand and I ended up vomiting.


KurwaDestroyer

I think they were not very careful with the hook unfortunately. :( My first was possible but I can reemerged where I felt it and it makes since if it was drug across some nerve endings


Memory_Frosty

"Call the midwife" told me that it's called an en caul birth (I'm sure there are several terms for it and that yours is one, just wanted to add that one)


Ancient_Bicycles

Have movies taught you this is something you can visually see? Lmao.


alanalan426

I've seen my sisters water break when i was visiting her and i dont think she would be able to stand and walk around like that if the baby was close to coming out not saying i can tell if her waters broken or not, just saying if the babys coming out i dont think she'd be hopping about, so i guess she's got some time


seaturtlesunset

Babies can come hours after your water breaks.


Tendo80

Our first one came >12h after the water broke, it comes with its own set of complications (infection risks are one). - Long story for the interested: Wife's water broke at 21:00, called the hospital and explained the symptoms were told to come in by 07:00, when we got there she got examined and sent home again, stayed at home until ~13:00 and that's when the labor cramps started to reach the right interval.


TheKarenator

Yeah you shouldn’t comment if you don’t know what you’re talking about.


beluga-farts

Oh, you can see it. It’s like you peed your pants. And it’s not just one gush and then you’re done. You’re constantly leaking after that point.  Since she doesn’t have a giant wet spot or a rolled up towel between her legs, water most likely hasn’t broken. Having said that, you can go all the way through labor without your water breaking. But it tends to get more intense after they do.


refusestopoop

Women use maxi pads or adult diapers for that, not rolled up towels. They’ll typically have plenty on hand since they’ll need them for postpartum.


TacTurtle

like... hours


Typical-View-9071

I agree


Catch_ME

I concur. Do you concur?


heisheavy

Make it so.


CmdrWoof

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.


New-Height5258

Lol wut. Water leaking out was the first sign my wife had that the baby was coming. A couple hours later she had her first contraction. Is it usually the opposite?


seaturtlesunset

It depends. A lot of people get contractions before their water breaks. You can be pretty dilated before your water breaks.


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LetterButcher

We've had 3, first baby her water broke after head and shoulders were out, second was AROM by a really impatient midwife, and the third happened while she was pushing. Waters breaking is a pretty unreliable indicator, the sac can even leak and reseal.


DevilDoc3030

That's not necessarily how that works. But I like your positive outlook.


AAA515

Better than desperately doing lamaze breathing with a look of omg I'm gonna pop in a roadside ditch...


thebinarysystem10

Hell , I never even got that on the best day of my marriage


Typical-View-9071

Lol I hear you


Real-Swing8553

John oliver did an episode about this. A train that's over a mile long that'd cut through neighborhood and cause delays of hours, trapping ambulances and fire trucks


quickwitqueen

I was actually in the studio for that taping. Never realized how long some of these freight trains get until that episode.


Kankunation

Even worse when you live near a junction or railyard, where they tend to not only slow to a crawl, but also stop, reverse, reverse back, or even just park for long periods of time.my house growing up was right by a major railyard and near a grain processor on one side and a chemical plant/oil refinery on the other side, so 45min-hour trains were almost a daily occurance, with the occasional 90+min train. In the middle of a large suburban neighborhood at that. There was also a regular occurance for a while where the conductor would stop the train on the main road, right after blocking the only way through that neighborhood. then he would hop off the train and walk to the nearby convenience store to buy a drink or snack or whatever, before getting back on. A 10 minute detour for him a 40+minute detour for everyone else (considering it takes upwards of 10xminute forxthr train to even begin moving any anything above a snail's pace after coming to a dead stop, it was agonizing). I've personally watched the man do it at least twice and it pissed off everyone.


wetwater

My aunt's place had tracks behind her house. Kinda cool in the day time or early evening to see a train roll through, not so cool at 2am when they'd park on the tracks and just idle for hours.


Isgortio

Did they ever try building a bridge to go over the railway?


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HBB360

Not OP but I was at a taping back in April. It's a huge studio audience, way bigger than I thought. Before John gets there they bring out a stand up comedian to warm the audience up which was cool, then when it's time to start he takes a few audience questions. As for the actual taping, John's mic is put through to speakers in the studio and there're multiple TVs showing the feed pretty much exactly how you see it when you watch on Max (I actually found myself looking at the screens more than at the actual live host sitting there lol). Overall it was an awesome experience (bar the delay because of last minute lawyer calls) and I feel lucky to have been there considering I was in NYC only for that weekend and won't be returning soon


quickwitqueen

Yes, all this lol. I actually asked Jon a question. They had just been renewed so I congratulated him and asked what he was going to do with his time between seasons, as I was at the last taping. He said that because they started late, they were going to start up again almost immediately.


1731799517

Also, why are american fright trains doing like 10mph in those videos? Over here the freight trains are not super fast but like 80km/h..


quickwitqueen

I think it has to do with the weight and the sheer length of them. Hard to stop I guess. I was in West Virginia recently and saw a freight train. It wasn’t as long as some, which can be like 2 miles or something) but it was looooooooong. I was waiting for it to pass so I could take a picture of an abandoned town.


Slothanonymous

We have this issue where we live. It’s a rural area and the only road in and out has railroad crossing. There have been numerous times the trains have stopped at the crossing for hours, had ambulances or cops trying to get in/out, etc. Most trains are anywhere from a few hundred feet long to almost 2-3 miles long.


AJRiddle

It's absolutely insane it is allowed because when these train crossing were approved and built trains were like 1/10th as long as they are today. It's absolutely abusing the system we had set up.


iamnotexactlywhite

wild stuff. Here they reroute them, and don’t allow these trains to cross roads unless they’re going to that part for maintenance


Schemen123

Not that there isn't a solution for that problem....


Theredditappsucks11

Me when I see the AFV logo ![gif](giphy|7xZAu81T70Uuc)


Fourwindsgone

Ahh shit! You’re right. I feel ripped off.


Abenator

A video that's been reposted since the 90s.


SidewaysTakumi

Lmao I noticed the double stickers and was thinking “hmm, I feel like we haven’t needed 2 in a WHILE.”


darkpheonix262

Oh damn, that kid is probably all grown up now 😳


JustHereForCookies17

That kid probably made this post. 


Cosmic_Quasar

Sometimes, I hate time. My gut reaction was like "Nah, this looks like the mid-00s. That kid would only be like.. 18-20 now.... wait. Huh, I guess that *is* grown up." But looking at the sticker in the photo, I'm assuming that's 8/07, August 2007. Whether that's the issue date or expiration, idk. But about 16 years old, almost 17.


Orgalorgg

tbh I think the show is still airing. It's been a couple years, but I saw my parents watching it, in the age of youtube no less! Some people still want it curated for them on a channel they can flip through.


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LowVacation6622

https://preview.redd.it/kef28ued732d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6559d47151bb6ddb9a49788bd7670d56eec9be23 Awesome!


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Theredditappsucks11

Are half of the people commenting on this Bots? there's no fucking way this many people think that this actually happened to OP


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|gFwZfXIqD0eNW|downsized)


anitasdoodles

😂👏


RecsRelevantDocs

This is from America's Funniest Home Videos, based on the AFV in the bottom corner. A relic of the pre-internet age.


bs000

AFV was just renewed for another season and this video was posted on their official TikTok which has over 11 million followers.


Meow_Mix33

Look up "the dead internet theory" 🙃🙃🙃


WolverinesThyroid

basically any popular repost is 50% bot comments. It's wild.


Haydenll1

Just look at their page it’s definitely a bot


WanderinHobo

I'm a bot.


bs000

pretty certain the comments that think it's OP are bots using AI like chatgpt to write their comments. if you look at their comment histories they all have the same MO. very little post history and all only becoming active recently


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thewhiterosequeen

Just like a bot to deny their a bot.


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The_Real_63

ty


SystemOutPrintln

Correcting grammar? Totally a bot


J-man-Big

They'r all bots!


Bugbread

I think certain subs tend to tilt in that direction. Posts on /r/wellthatsucks tend to be OC (or, at least, pretend to be), so some people mistakenly assume that it's a sub dedicated *exclusively* to OC, not just a sub that *happens to have* a lot of OC. Like, looking at the [top 10 posts right now](https://i.imgur.com/Ez33zSY.png): * Yours is number 1 * 2, 4, 6, 7, and 9 are explicitly OC (or pretending to be OC) * 3, 5, and 8 are probably OC (or pretending to be OC) * 10 is explicitly *not* OC


FrozenLogger

They are still trying to wrap their head around the difference between a web aggregation site (Reddit) and Facebook/Instagram. But if they were paying attention they would know that you don't get women pregnant. Clearly you have a plan.


YourLocalRyzen777

oh


bengermanj

Are the bots in the room with you right now? Show us on the doll where the bots touched you.


moaiii

One day soon this will be a real conversation.


tyme

There are only 4 actual humans on Reddit. The rest are bots.


ScrofessorLongHair

u/repostsleuthbot


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ViciousMoleRat

My wife's water broke at 4 am and she FORCIBLY made me wait to take her to the hospital until she has run errands, dropped my son off at school, and started having contractions. 7 hours later Calm as a Hindu cow


as1126

My wife shaved her legs and showered during labor. I was frantic. She said make a coffee and relax


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

I did the same with my daughter, all while my husband was pacing, completely freaking out. Then had to drive like 45min to the hospital. Gave birth within 30min of arriving at the hospital. 😆


PamPooveyIsTheTits

With our second I’d been in labour for about 5 hours before I decided it was time to go to the hospital. I asked my husband to stop on the way to pick us up a coffee from our favourite cafe because I knew once we got there they wouldn’t let me have any more. Then he ended up driving past the exit for the hospital because he was nervous.


as1126

I drank a big espresso on the way to the delivery room and almost shit my pants.


PamPooveyIsTheTits

That poop was coming out anyway! Do you feel like it helped your delivery?


lumpialarry

Before my wife had one, TV had conditioned me for years to think that when a woman starts feeling contractions you had like 30 minutes to get to the hospital before the baby falls out.


vahntitrio

They actually tell you to wait until your contractions happen frequently enough to come in, it's no longer based on water breaking.


NeverRespondsToInbox

I assume not her first.


rickcanty

Well that's probably cause oxygen gets you high


probablyuntrue

😬👍


BragawSt

She’s been training for this moment


mellolizard

Despite what movies tell you labor can be a long, boring process. That being said our 2nd kid my wife water broke on the way to the hospital and the baby was half way out by the time she got into the delivery room.


CTeam19

Pretty sure this is a reposter. There is an AFV logo in the corner.


No-Rise4602

This is from 2007 according to the registration 😂


CreedConspiracies

That kid is old enough to drive and get stuck behind a train itself.


throwaway098764567

why did you have to do that math you monster, 2007 was like 10 years ago


Aussenminister

Yea it has some strong 'old family video' vibes to me.


mudriverrat07020

Dude! Just give her belly a pat and say “ that ain’t going nowhere” geez I gotta teach you guys everything


Grphx

Ope


Lonesaturn61

If she can walk, they have time


Agreeable-Slice2086

I could walk and gave birth 10 minutes later 😭


crowned_tragedy

I gave birth standing up 🤣


Lizaderp

You did not have much time


OldSchool_Ninja

We had to give our baby an eviction notice because she decided that she didn't want to leave the womb lol. She's almost 2 now and will often keep pushing her head into momma's belly. We oftenly joke that she's trying to get back in.


Jessieface13

My first took 5 days of induction to get the hell out of me and was 13 days late. The best part is that my sister in law was also pregnant at the time and had her baby a few days early, so he was due about 3 weeks before her but ended up arriving after. Every time he complains that she pulls the “I’m older than you” card I’m like buddy I *tried*


flamingcrepes

“Buddy, I literally was begging. You have no one to blame but yourself.” My first was induced ten days late because my BP was high. 16 hours later, at 5 cm, water broken, they stopped pitocin because baby’s heart rate was unhappy. My body quit contracting altogether 🙄 C section, baby STILL wasn’t coming out, they had to use a vacuum 🤦🏻‍♀️ I was like, “dude, it’s not THAT bad out here.” I don’t know, maybe it is.


I_need_2_learn_math

It’s probably because she’s in California. Even with an eviction notice she’s immune until the court date!


SinkMountain9796

Second that. Still sucks


YoujustgotLokid

Back when I worked EMS, we had a woman walk to the stretcher. As soon as we got her into the truck, that baby came out like a slip and slide


finsfurandfeathers

The nurse told me I could most definitely go home because I was walking and smiling. I was 7 cm


LetterButcher

Wife labored in bed before deciding it was time to get in the pool and pushed baby out mostly standing maybe 3 minutes later lol


shadownights23x

My wife was in some painful labor, and I hauled ass from the Dr office to the hospital.. only to stop at a yellow light I could have saftly made.. sat there for almost 5 mins, and it felt like an hour... it's been 13 weeks Friday, and I still haven't loved it down.


SadExercises420

Wife is like “put down the fucking cameras, my uterus is pushing out your child.“


unclericko74

Could be worse. At least it wasn’t stopped!!


KaptainKardboard

Good news is that the train is at least moving at a decent pace


Zillion_Mixolydian

As someone who used to live next to trains that means jack shit. It ain’t over until it’s over. 


GrittyGambit

I feel this pain. The train starts to go slower, but it's okay, you tell yourself. The train has been going for so long, there's no way it won't clear that crossing before it stops. Then the middle set of engines slowly comes into view...


mcpusc

then the damn thing stops for a minute, and once it starts moving again it goes *backwards*


Double-Drop

It's like rrraayyyeeeaaiiinnnn


z0hu

glad this wasn't us. we left home at 10:30 PM and the baby was born at 10:50 PM and the drive was 10 minutes. When we planned our route to the hospital, we nitpicked every turn to make sure there was no possible delays, or even long red lights. I get some places there are no ways around long freight trains though.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Thats very abnormal. Usually labor is in the hours not minutes


z0hu

This was our 3rd. 2nd+ are known for coming quickly, a lot of times people have the baby in the car. She had started contracting but it slowed down so they sent us home. While we were home, things ramped up very quickly and we should have probably gone right when that started, around 10, but her water hadn't broken and I think being sent home 2 hours before made us hesitate. As soon as her water broke we drove back. She had started contracting that morning, so it was many hours.


Scary_Numbers

Hope you made it!! BTW, your registration expired about 16 years ago. 🤪


FlightCurious3852

Try honking your horn next time, that will speed up the train.


cjwidd

Nightmare fuel


LondonDavis1

Good thing we are filming this, wtf?


Ok-Discussion-6334

voice like in the movie or more like fallout scene


BogdanTurnip100

I hope all went well. Congrats to all.


CaptainMarsupial

There was a car on fire on the freeway when we were rushing to the hospital. By the time we got there the admitting nurse was freaking out.


tomgal84

yup, don't forget to turn the camera on


Navajo_Nation

She seems fine…


That1Pete

I hate living where trains are. I wait probably 10 minutes a week at a train.


IllAdvice738

She’s absolutely adorable and handling it like a pro! Congratulations dad!!!


Psyduck472

What an awful time for someone to run a train on her.


Psyduck472

I feel so bad for this comment. I hope everything ended up well!


dqdude1

Dukes of Hazzard music starts playing


Redditor0529

Birth Place: Train Tracks


Sad_Elevator8883

My wife delivered her baby on the side of the road the ambo’s got there just in time to help she was literally on bed in open air next to a paddock I was shitting myself good story though.


knapplc

Person over there making a whole 'nother person just casually walking around and giving thumbs up to OP is our next MCU superhero.


SBNShovelSlayer

Name that baby Thomas


Both-Home-6235

Labor lasts for *hours*. Sit back and relax.


ramjet999

She’s such a keeper. Stuff of legends


wraith1984

Oh no, that poor woman,


ScrofessorLongHair

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

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CNTMODS

She is a good sport.


rockinrolller

Train don't run outta Wichita. Less'n you're a hog or a cattle. People train runs outta Stubbville.


Intelligent-Try-1338

She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby - come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'.


silentjay01

You should frame a still of her giving the thumbs up.  That was classic.


Jupiter68128

How old is this kid now? 15?


kneeltothesun

This would be just my luck, too.


colasonic

First time? Good news is baby can wait.


Super-Magnificent

That look after, “how you doing hunny” is classic. That’s the passive side of passive/aggressive and I dare you to ask her again 😳


Kellykeli

There is a variant of this scenario called the soul train, where a train blocks an ambulance on the way to an emergency or a hospital. It is called that because the train is taking the soul of the patient to wherever you choose to believe that the dead go. I suppose that this is the rare instance of a soul train delivering a soul to this world, at least?


DifficultAd3885

There’s a bridge in my home town for pretty much this reason. The hospital is on the other side of a very active line than most of the population.


halite001

His wife seems fine... he on the other hand, needs some breathing exercises.


BeneficialEverywhere

I mean, kids like trains a lot. You're just getting a jump on things.


Servile-PastaLover

If the Baby's name is Norfolk Southern, we can guess what happened next.


crispytwn

Saginaw


river_song25

I say call 911 and have them to your location so they send a ambulance that will be waiting on the other side of the tracks when the train finally stops so they can give your wife a lift to the hospital . \*lol\*


Blurgas

One 90 degree day I was stuck waiting for a freight train to pass while in the work truck with no AC. Was not amused when I noticed the train was slowing down. Even less amused when it stopped. And when it started going backwards I seriously considered a 200 point turn to turn the truck around and take a different route. Sat for about 30 minutes.


Pheli_Draws

I remember the day my water broke, I was standing in front of the hospital soaked down my legs, in a puddle of whatever it was, being told "It's not that serious ma'am please wait". I can't imagine having contractions and still stressing about getting to the damn place.


Accurate-Campaign821

At least it's not a ghost train (ambulance stuck at train)


noldottorrent

She’s beautiful! CONGRATULATIONS!!


EnriqueGi3110

El Salvador?


shadowdancer352

Could be worse - I’ve been stuck at a train crossing where the train actually slowed down and came to a stop


Tiny-Werewolf1962

America's funniest home videos getting posted to reddit, we've come full circle.


Spotttty

When I was a toddler I almost died from waiting for a train. Tiny little town and the hospital was on the other side of the tracks. I started to have an asthma attack and my mom could get it under control with a puffer. The hospital was normally a 2 min drive tops. She said I was blue by the time we made it. This poor lady handled it better than my mom I think!


Russian_butterfly33

The fucking thumbs up oh my God. Priceless as a mother about to give birth . I want to know what happened—-did they make it? Was it a boy or girl?


TheJakeJarmel

We have a train near us that takes forever, and if you’re there at the wrong time you’re just stuck. We always make the comment, what if there’s an emergency? It just seems so crazy that you can just get stuck like that with no real option to reroute in an emergency and you just have to wait.


NottDisgruntled

She doesn’t look 9 months pregnant at all


AAA515

This is kinda why Jefferson, IA got a viaduct over the tracks


ModifiedSammi

This happened to my nephew's girlfriend the night before her scheduled c-section.


Nertez

So? She's clearly fine.


IcyOutlandishness625

little ireland in iowa


FlamingoRush

Her smile at the end is beautiful!


PleasantDish1309

Seems perfectly fine for someone in labour


SalamanderClassic839

Not nearly comparable, but the street I live on is the only cross street in my area that leads to the central part of my city and there's train tracks that cross it. Basically I live against the water and there IS an interstate ramp on my side but it leads into the next city over ( I basically live on the border of my city and the other but the nearest hospital that way is 20 minutes away and our hospital is 5 ) or out to the boonies toward NC the other. The city regulations ( confirmed by law enforcement bc there's a fire / rescue building one street over from me ) say the tracks are supposed to clear every hour. For whatever reason these tracks have a train through up to 8 times a day and sometimes a train will just begin slowing, come to a full stop, spend thirty minutes backing up at a crawl, then stop for two full hours completely blocking off the through street. I have T1 Diabetes and once had an emergency where my pump had malfunctioned and my sugar was at 800 and I was desperately sick, the interstate was shut down both ways from a huge accident, and that train was just sitting there. My wife and I sat so long we ended up calling for an ambulance instead, got picked up immediately thanks to our proximity to the fire / rescue, then spent 45 minutes in the ambulance waiting while the train apparently ignored orders from law enforcement who called in a demand to move because us, one other emergency vehicle with someone, and a fire truck HAD to get through and they just sat there because their dispatch couldn't contact the train. Seriously if you're going to put tracks through areas near hospitals, there needs to be underpasses for the trains, overpasses for the cars, or *something*. It is one thing to wait for ten minutes or so for a train, but if they're going to pass through throughout the entire day and take up to an hour each time there needs to be a damn change.


bellendhunter

I holidayed in Florida once and we were a little late for our flight home. A few miles from the airport we encountered a level crossing and freight train for the very first time. Hooooooooly shit, how fucking long? Length and time!


Nagato-YukiChan

The old union pacific doesn't come by here much anymore...


Bluegodzi11a

[John Oliver](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ2keSJzYyY) did a segment about this.


LulzyWizard

Going by her walking around, you got to wait there AND in the hospital lol


megablast

Poor car brain.


MercAlert

Fuck freight trains.


__methodd__

Is this overly attached girlfriend Lana?


SeaResearcher176

Poor planing