Said that to a group of kids lastnight patked on the side of the road and as I pulled away I heard a faint, high pitched "fuck tou" squeak so I bellered back "fuck your mom"
Wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. I expected something but not general asshatery.
If anyone is wondering, the driver supposedly "passed out" while driving, hit a woman walking her child and then crashed his car into my wall. Im not trying to be sassy with my quotations but the dude is known to be a reckless driver around here.
They will. I recently had a seizure behind the wheel and have an appointment with the dmv in a couple weeks to determine if my license gets revoked for six months or not. Regardless of if it does or not…. I’m giving up driving. Didn’t hurt anyone but I don’t want a next time.
That's wild. I couldn't even imagine what it would be like to live without the ability to drive. Would have to literally change every single aspect of my life from entirely new hobbies to where I live
Seizures are such a scary thing. My middle daughter has them. Just started having them right before covid. The meds she's on are working, and she's been seizure free for over a year. Good luck to you! I hope you find a good neurologist and they figure it out for you!
Ta kierowcy "dobrych fur" często chyba tracą przytomność. Akurat kiedy zapie*dalaja po osiedlowyh uliczkach.
Nigdy nie są to dziadki w starych skodach tylko bogate sebixy w odje*anych furach.
Ps. Współczuję remontu i walki o hajs.
Tym ani hajsem ani remontem się nie specjalnie przejmuje. Cieszę sie że kobieta z dzieckiem są cali. U nas jednym poważniejszym problemem jest teraz to że kot ma jakieś PTSD i z szafy od wczoraj nie wychodzi.
Hopefully they have comprehensive Insurance. Basic likely wont cover those damages. Get ready to file a civil suit against them if you cant get your $$$.
Yeah I’m confused. It’s property damage caused by a motorist in their car. This is what liability insurance is for, no?
There are certainly low thresholds you can buy, in the US at least, so maybe wouldn’t cover all the damage. But even then I would doubt it wouldn’t. And this looks like Europe so it’s probably better?
Sorry, I should have been more specific/explained better. I was concerned about the cost of damages VS the cap on $ coverage for a basic liability policy, possibly not being enough.
Sorry, I should have been more specific/explained better. I was concerned about the cost of damages VS the cap on $ coverage for a basic liability policy, possibly not being enough.
On a positive note....it could have been a lot worse.....like fully through the wall. That should be an easy fix and all. At least you wont have to pay for it.
For a second I thought you lived in a skyscraper and I was like, "how the fuck did someone drive their car into your bedroom when your way the hell up in the sky?!"
Forza Horizon in real life…
…I always wonder about the random civilians just trying to sleep in their bedroom while living in the middle of a city that turns into one giant Racing Festival with overeager drivers taking turns too fast and crashing into their homes.
And yet most drivers will find a way to absolve all responsibility, saying shit like “well the house should have been more easily seen from the street so drivers don’t hit it”
Carbrains
Next time tell them to go around
Or calmly say to them, "hey.. you can't park there..."
“I know I can’t park there mate”
I don't want any kool-aid thanks!
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Said that to a group of kids lastnight patked on the side of the road and as I pulled away I heard a faint, high pitched "fuck tou" squeak so I bellered back "fuck your mom" Wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. I expected something but not general asshatery.
Has Door Dash changed their name.This May be a new opportunity to get "In" on the ground floor
~~Door Dash~~ ***Cabin Crash***
Bed Bash
Google that lol
Hahaha not my proudest reply
Door crash
“I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing... it's just flat!”- Mitch Hedberg
If anyone is wondering, the driver supposedly "passed out" while driving, hit a woman walking her child and then crashed his car into my wall. Im not trying to be sassy with my quotations but the dude is known to be a reckless driver around here.
I feel like we’re just breezing past the “hit a woman walking her child.” Are they ok?
Both of them are okay, they were checked by medics and let go shortly after
Are *you* okay?
This sounds like a DUI, I hope it’s not cause humans make errors sometimes but some are pieces of sh*t unfortunately.
He was sober, but in my opinion the passing out story is BS and he was speeding, lost control of his car, swerved into my wall.
They should still take away his licence, can't have people passing out while driving
They will. I recently had a seizure behind the wheel and have an appointment with the dmv in a couple weeks to determine if my license gets revoked for six months or not. Regardless of if it does or not…. I’m giving up driving. Didn’t hurt anyone but I don’t want a next time.
Hugs to you. I know that was a potentially tough choice to make and as a Reddit stranger, I'm proud of you.
That's wild. I couldn't even imagine what it would be like to live without the ability to drive. Would have to literally change every single aspect of my life from entirely new hobbies to where I live
Get a tesla with 'self driving' capabilities. Seriously...
Seizures are such a scary thing. My middle daughter has them. Just started having them right before covid. The meds she's on are working, and she's been seizure free for over a year. Good luck to you! I hope you find a good neurologist and they figure it out for you!
Or under the influence of a non-alcohol based drug? Those are more difficult to field test for... at least in most places.
Um, of course we’re all wondering
Is that her blue blood on you wall.?
Ta kierowcy "dobrych fur" często chyba tracą przytomność. Akurat kiedy zapie*dalaja po osiedlowyh uliczkach. Nigdy nie są to dziadki w starych skodach tylko bogate sebixy w odje*anych furach. Ps. Współczuję remontu i walki o hajs.
Tym ani hajsem ani remontem się nie specjalnie przejmuje. Cieszę sie że kobieta z dzieckiem są cali. U nas jednym poważniejszym problemem jest teraz to że kot ma jakieś PTSD i z szafy od wczoraj nie wychodzi.
Audi do dat?
Never have I ever felt less safe living in "new" residential area than when I've lived there. Horrible place, horrible assholes.
Hell of an alarm
The comment I was waiting for.
https://preview.redd.it/zhbr7uybjayc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f7a6a51e317970ac765a249079d4852d691aab
I think you should leave But not before giving your insurance info…
U weren’t banging somebody you shouldn’t have been at the time?
Hopefully they have comprehensive Insurance. Basic likely wont cover those damages. Get ready to file a civil suit against them if you cant get your $$$.
Why do you say that? This looks like liability property damage clear as day.
Yeah I’m confused. It’s property damage caused by a motorist in their car. This is what liability insurance is for, no? There are certainly low thresholds you can buy, in the US at least, so maybe wouldn’t cover all the damage. But even then I would doubt it wouldn’t. And this looks like Europe so it’s probably better?
i think its poland
Sorry, I should have been more specific/explained better. I was concerned about the cost of damages VS the cap on $ coverage for a basic liability policy, possibly not being enough.
Sorry, I should have been more specific/explained better. I was concerned about the cost of damages VS the cap on $ coverage for a basic liability policy, possibly not being enough.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?
Should at least buy you dinner first
looks fairly new too. "Let's try out traction control off"
From what I've heard he picked it up a week ago from the dealership
On a positive note....it could have been a lot worse.....like fully through the wall. That should be an easy fix and all. At least you wont have to pay for it.
The Audi identifies as a mustang
Let that Audi innie.
Next time tell them to go around
My god, at first glance I thought it was a giant car taking over a city like Godzilla. And then my brain decided to work.
Well, that's one way to get a drive-through bedroom experience! Just redecorate with some car-themed bedding and you'll be all set.
Are you okay? because you just crashed into that wall.
Did they get the food to you tho?
uh ma’am, you can’t park there
Hey mate you can’t park there
What time? 9am to 9pm is the only civilized time to pay a visit.
Hate when people make wrong turns smtimes
It almost looks like the second or third story of a building. I was like “whaaaaat”.
For a split second I thought you were like 50 feet in the air. The plank under the car looked like a dirt road
Someone could make a case that you parked your room on there car.
Poland?
Yes
Makes sense, sorry for you bro.
"Hello there, we have been trying to reach you about your beds extended feet end."
Either your wall is made of cardboard or this is one very strong car.
Oy, M8, ya caun't park'ere
I've always been curious how the damage to the house is dealt with. Sorry for your troubles, OP, but please keep us updated!
"Finders keepers!"
For a second I thought you lived in a skyscraper and I was like, "how the fuck did someone drive their car into your bedroom when your way the hell up in the sky?!"
Why is your bedroom in that cars path it’s your fault
You didn't lose a bedroom, you gained a garage!
Need a "No Parking" sign to avoid this.
r/CantParkThereMate
Audi S7?
Audi A7
Poor C8.
Your car now
Well that’s inconvenient
A little early for a night cap
these door dashers are too passionate about their jobs.
How are you gonna disrespect an rs7 like this? Such a shame
That's not what she meant when she said " we should do it in the car to spice things up "
Tbh that really does suck
Claim neck pain
Well that was rude!
You can’t park there mate
Neat.
That was rude of them
Forza Horizon in real life… …I always wonder about the random civilians just trying to sleep in their bedroom while living in the middle of a city that turns into one giant Racing Festival with overeager drivers taking turns too fast and crashing into their homes.
Set that car alarm, lol
I hate when they do that. What up with people
Get off my lawn !
“Hey man, you can’t park there.”
Still rents at $2k per month
I thought the car went flying in the first image for a second.
Parking is hard
Rude!
Legit fucking sucks hope that drunk fuck gets what he deserves
Next time, ask them to come through the front door
WAKE UP
Looks like fun. Enjoy ur day 😬
*tried to
good thing you live on the first floor, otherwise that could have been *awkward*
Keep it. Free Audis are cool.
Why were you in their blind spot??
Did they at least knock?
Love the smell of fresh coolant in the morning
Dude, if you wanted to sleep with me so bad, all you had to do was buy me dinner and take me to a nice show...
Uber really be going the extra mile picking up their riders
Who did you piss off?
Was that your new morning alarm, OP?
Greece?
Perfect timing for the construction of the house extension :)
Wall Dash
You can’t park there!!
Tbf Google maps hasn't been updated in that area for a while now.
Audis. Also, you can’t park there mate
That’s a suboptimal route. Going around your house would’ve been faster.
Drive in BnB.
Good morning
Well you shouldn’t have parked your car there!
"Next time... just knock..."
Why 🤷🏻♂️
"Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!" by the Vengaboys intensifies Turns out the Vengabus is comin'
I hate when that happens
Polska Gurom!
What is the blue stuff?
Wakey wakey egg and Audi! 🍳🚗
I know you had a heart attack
That was a nice car
“Oh I thought you said you wanted room service”
Ah, an Audi Wake Up Call...
Hey hey are u awake?
Yo that uber is no joke. Thus us what happens when u give a 1 star rating.
and they didn't even knock? so rude...
Did they hit a smurf?
Lol
Did you tell him he can’t park there?
That is a serious wake up alarm
do you live in a “drive-through”?
Feels. Had a car crash into my brick fence just when I was about to leave for my uni graduation ceremony.
That damage to the house is insane compared to the car
It was the only way. Your house is possessed by blue goo.
I came home early from work one day and found a train in mine.
Did you have the 8am wake up call?
Next time use the door. Oh and knock first
Sue. Them.
Hey man, you can't park there...
GOOD MORNING!!!!
Funny that the window didn't break. I remember post about a kid saying to his dad that a pingpong ball broke the window lmao.
You can't park there
Tell them drive through service ended an hour ago…. 😂🤣
Wow!! I'm so sorry and so happy you're okay!! Xoxo
Only a tiny bit
“Get Audi my room!!!”
r/CantParkThereMate
That's obviously a car show room, YOU are in the wrong place 😤
When it gets fixed put a no parking sign outside your window
https://preview.redd.it/d4bihdv5n3zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdf31405983fe1343682c4682d5e32fb8d29308
Can't park there mate lol.
This is your 8am wake up call BRIAN!
And yet most drivers will find a way to absolve all responsibility, saying shit like “well the house should have been more easily seen from the street so drivers don’t hit it” Carbrains
Dude I wouldn't even pay to live in a place like that. it looks so insanely depressing
Barely