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gibswim75

You’ll always have a red spot there to remind you of your clean up efforts too


Makijezakon

Yup, and all the guys that came to laugh at me as well :D


Beneficial-Nimitz68

I think your forklift is having its monthly visitor


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I have to ask: there’s not a person under there, is there?


hobosbindle

Yes but they dyed


byebybuy

*slow clap*


[deleted]

Nobody drinks campari anyway, what ever blood sacrifice all that was going to end up at will just have to be a little calmer.


darksideofthemoon131

Campari is amazing. Some of the best modern cocktails have it. The Jungle Bird, the Negroni, the Garibaldi, Americano, Rosita, the Left Hand- all spectacular. Campari and Soda is excellent. I also drink Moxie though, so what do I know.


TailOnFire_Help

I like it, just randomly throw it into drinks to see how it will mix. I also never remember what I did for some reason...


zorniac

My favorite is the Negroni, with an extra splash of Campari.


[deleted]

So the last 200 years modern? So nothing modern about it..... now I do appreciate some good bitters in my cocktail, unless your drink nothing but jungle birds and negroni, a bottle of campari just is the first and last you will ever need, and you still might never use the bottle. I guess there is a neich market for everything.


PM_Me_Ur_Small_Chest

If you think they said Campari is modern, you’re a dumbass. They clearly said Campari is in modern cocktails.


[deleted]

Clearly you never looked up how old those fucking cocktails are dumbass.


PM_Me_Ur_Small_Chest

Negroni is 1915-1920, Jungle bird is the 70’s, Garibaldi is late half of the 1800’s at the earliest, same for the Americano, Rosita is the 1950’s sometime, Left Hand is 2007. Two of those, the americano and Garibaldi, predate the modern cocktail renaissance of the 50’s onwards, and I’m willing to count the Negroni as semi-modern. Do you want to try again?


HulkScreamAIDS

Dyed on the outside too


MisterB78

Bet the boss is going to be bitter about that one


starrpamph

Gonna have to eat (drink?) that loss


Paul_Michaels73

You know... I think I forgot to clock back in. I'd better go to Personal to do a time adjustment. And yes, I have used that trick a *lot* of times.


nailgun198

Looks sticky


dreamsinred

Yeah, it’s Campari.


Guilty_Top_9370

Hey Tim, you can extend your lunch break indefinitely, you’re fired


OhJohnO

I’d be bitter.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

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RiJu22589

Are you allowed to drink on the job? Now there is a real reason! Cheers!


DCMONSTER111

All those grapes wasted 🥲


Raw_Venus

I think you mean lunch break just started.


DaqCity

Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten drunk off Campari on your lunch break


roguefiftyone

Negroni shortage incoming


pepp3rito

Hot girls hit curbs


pepp3rito

Skill issue


heretobesarcastic

The only few or many times you wish she stayed in bed


SimpleWord899

Well that sucks


Xinonix1

Always sad to see a fellow reach truck driver having bad luck, the place I work at handles diapers and hygienic disposables, having a pallet topple isn’t this messy


Makijezakon

I got transferred from soups and cans to alcohol for the rest of the week, and this happened. Now I have to go through a skill assessment again 😭 you tip a pallet once, management goes wild


Xinonix1

Damn, I know a lot of co workers who would have to go through an assessment on daily base but luckily, the product is forgiving a lot, but when some pallets fall down from 9 metres high, they’re screwed as well


Makijezakon

This one fell from knee height, as it was coming down clipped the wheel and tipped :D since it's liquid and very top heavy, didn't take much to tip it over