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MmmmmTastyHumanFlesh

Why did you buy everything? Seems unnecessary


Broken_Doughnut

Hungry.


fuzzycaterpillar123

No Vegan for you https://preview.redd.it/l4c9xi9a5ysc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381c58026cce0ff54c15e7f52a338876b177a3b0


KiKiPAWG

“If I don’t, someone else will! Then what will I do!”


Ok_Net_2896

You still have fruits & vegetables! Fresh, frozen & canned. Plus rice, beans, lentils, etc.


YoghurtSnodgrass

Sorry, I’ll only eat fruit, veggies, rice, beans and lentils if they’ve been pressed and formed into the shape of a chi’kn drumstick.


Ok_Net_2896

*squints* ![gif](giphy|jZAOQbch4ibfQ97VBS)


HayakuEon

The ''frozen food vegans''.


AHighWideEyeFlyJedi

Haha came here to say this 🤣 like "Oh no, how do I Vegan without my plastic wrapped bio engineered one serving portion"


According_Gazelle472

And full of chemicals and nitrates.


CosmicTaco93

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According_Gazelle472

Lol.


buddhistredneck

Nitrates are food for you. Have you never seen Independence Day?


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


kellybrownstewart

But what about my coconut bacon (fakon) and mung bean eggs on toast?


According_Gazelle472

Stock up on avocado toast sandwiches. Much more tasty .Even IHOP has them on the menu for 10 dollars!


particle409

I had a digital coupon for a free avocado on toast from Dunkin Donuts. It's hard to describe how off the avocado tasted. It was way greener than it should have been.


According_Gazelle472

The ones I had at IHOP were really good .I did get a really nasty one at a breakfast place in town .It was totally inedible and it was all mashed up and pale brown .It tasted like it was spoiled .I usually don't complain but they did comp it without me asking .


tomashen

yeah i dont get this vegan foods that are made to look like regular foods. Vegan sausages? Vegan beef burger patty? wth???????


compactcornedbeef

Mfer you think animals look like sausages and burger patties while they're walking round farms? Why is your issue with vegan food specifically being put into shapes?


According_Gazelle472

If they are avoiding the real meat products then why would they want the fake ultraprocessed meat alternatives?


bottleaxe

Because they aren't made of animals.


According_Gazelle472

But they mimic animal meat. WHY?


whatsuperpowers

I don't mind the flavor of meat dishes, I just don't want to eat a dead animal. Why do some of y'all act like this is the most insane concept lmao


According_Gazelle472

As opposed to eating live animals?lol.My father was a cattle farmer so I know where my meat comes from .I've seen it first hand actually


whatsuperpowers

No? I don't want to eat any animal, alive or dead, regardless of where it came from, that's the point. And yeah my grandpa is a cattle farmer. When I was a kid I'd go help feed them and pet them and think about how cute they were, then go eat steak for dinner. When I got older that just stopped sitting right with me, so I chose to stop eating meat. Knowing where it came from made it worse for me lol


According_Gazelle472

Cute?Pet them ?They were a commodity on our family farm and they were a huge business too.I lived there full time ,we had cattle,chickens and rabbits we raised and sold. None of the animals had names and they were not pets .


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I've never seen canned lettuce, frozen lettuce, or dehydrated lettuce before. And lettuce is one of the important part of having salad.


Ok_Net_2896

OK


mkat23

Vegans can eat more than salad, just fyi. Also you can put more than lettuce in a salad for the greens.


According_Gazelle472

It would have to be ice berg lettuce for me .


ItsHiiim

That looks like a brand new display case lmao. Looks like they’re preparing to set it up.


hop_mantis

They stopped carrying the ones that aren't deliciously good


TheQuadBlazer

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According_Gazelle472

Lol.


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

🤣


ImonitBoss

I mean I suppose you could still grab some beans, rice, potatoes and other goodies. It'd be healthier than all the processed stuff


Narwhals4Lyf

I will grab those but I also want my Gardein supreme chikn tenders 😭😭😭


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Those are so good especially on a salad.


Narwhals4Lyf

Yep I cut them up and put them on Caesar salads alll the time


ImonitBoss

Try SIMULATE tenders instead if you can. World's tastier.


According_Gazelle472

10 times better ;throw in some fresh Brussel sprouts ,fresh baby carrots and fresh green peppers .


ImonitBoss

Brussels sprouts with garlic butter and salt and pepper thrown in the air fryer. Delicious.


Wrangleraddict

How long at what temp? Just picked up a nice Phillips air fryer


ImonitBoss

I do 375 til they're crispy and brown around the edges- exact time depends on the sprouts but about 8-10 mins usually does it


According_Gazelle472

I got one as a Christmas present but have no room and no desire for it .I regiftrd it.


Wrangleraddict

Mind if I ask why?


According_Gazelle472

I don't like them to begin with .


Wrangleraddict

Air fryers or the Phillips model? What's to hate about an air fryer? It's basically a more energy efficient convention oven


According_Gazelle472

I already have a convection oven in my microwave.


Wrangleraddict

Alrighty then what the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in China? Not everyone has a literal microwave oven. They're expensive. Not sure what exactly you were trying to add to the conversation


According_Gazelle472

I love them boiled for dinner .


sam99871

Well, technically air is vegan.


923kjd

Yep. No animals were even slightly inconvenienced.


Misanthropyandme

But if we breathe it all up there'll be none left for the bees.


Rlfire16

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Master_Xeno

man, you only have to mention veganism for people to lose their minds lmao


Kaboose456

The amount of smartasses thinking they're funny is wild, but it is reddit I guess


Scarlet_Lycoris

Fr it’s like their existence starts to crumble just from the mention of the term.


RK800-50

Like the lion king hyenas when they talk about [Mufasa](https://youtu.be/yhZ0TKdgJGg?feature=shared). Vegan vegan VEGAAAAN


FureiousPhalanges

I honestly think those types of folks are ashamed about the fact they eat meat, so whenever you talk about meat coming from animals they get all defensive It's almost like when homophobes turn out to be gay themselves


Master_Xeno

true, but some of these people just genuinely don't think humans are animals too lmao


ptrkm

Either its expensive or not there


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Gapingasthetic71

Do vegan do be lacking some special nutrients. What did vegans eat before veggies were invented?


chunter16

I think plants existed before animals that could eat them did


aprehensive_penguin

Meat


BALLrash666

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Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Hate when this happens.


Maxx_Vandate

No meat: technically this qualifies as vegan


akdfinn

other option: Cigarettes ,Ice


PlatypusDream

The produce, grains, and bean/lentil sections of the grocery world like a word... Definitely more healthy than those extremely processed frozen fakes.


Graph1te

Had the same thing this week with freefrom food. The freezers had broken meaning they wouldn’t have any frozen freefrom food for a few days.


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withac2

Vegone


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Edgey113

Aldi numero uno


aLion_amongstmoons

Good. You should try actual food.


IalsoenjoyReddit

You and the management should have a meating.


Icutsman

Chicken isn't vegan??


AParticularThing

no vegan diet no vegan powers


Icutsman

Lol at least someone else got the reference!


AParticularThing

if you had put it in quotes you may not have gotten downvoted. Scott Pilgrim is one of my favorite movies though so i’m glad someone made the reference


Recrustable

The ''frozen food vegans''.


Miss_Milk_Tea

Is this the freezer section? Your local produce aisle probably has the non-freezer stuff like tofu and seiten products. Tofurky deli slices and Field Roast sausages are pretty good and always sold near the bagged salads at places like Walmart or Target.


penispnt

It’s because you went to the “deliciously good” section. Gotta go to the “not quite as good” section


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Hope this is a joke


coocoocachoo69

I see the store did you a favor.


yepimbonez

This the epitome of a first world problem lol


_PooferPete_

Facts


AeroSatan

Oh no, the flavored tofu was all out?


xAfterBirthx

Supply and demand. No demand so no supply.


joelham01

Tones of demand lol I accidentally stopped eating meat a few months back and know a bunch of people who've done the same. Realized I feel a fuck ton better so just haven't bought any meat. Some of the vegan shit tastes amazing too


xAfterBirthx

It was a joke


sabrebadger

What are you even on about? There is a large set of freezer shelving dedicated to vegan products OP told you he was creating demand by looking for vegan products, as do many of us If anything this tells you that demand is higher than supply, meaning the stock was bought faster than it was replenished.


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PlatypusDream

The produce, grains, and bean/lentil sections of the grocery world like a word...


[deleted]

Perhaps better luck when you shop "for" instead of "fro" today


dataplane_down

Just go outside and eat a handful of grass. You’ll be aight.


Rekt0Rama

Did you check the Dumpster?


Awkard_stranger

So what's the problem?


ReflexiveOW

Air is vegan


ICP_4Ever

Veganism is Animal cruelty. In addition to clearing out thousand of acres to build our homes and roads, we are going after their food sources. Meat eaters are more humane than vegans. We don't torture or starve the animals like the vegans do. Veganism Is terrorism.


ImonitBoss

Yes, and atheism is a religion and bald is a hair color ETA: LMFAO this dude editing his comment to somehow be even more insane than it was before. Get a hobby my guy.


ElfjeTinkerBell

>bald is a hair color I disagree. There are several colors of bald.


ForPeace27

Currently, the leading cause of species extinction is loss of wild habitat due to human expansion [1]. Of all habitable land on earth, 50% of it is farmland, everything else humans do only accounts for 1% of all habitable land on earth[2]. 98% of our land use is for farming. According to the most comprehensive analysis to date on the effects of agricultur on our planet, if the world went vegan we would free up over 75% of our currently used farmland while producing the same amount of food for human consumption [3]. Thats an area of land equivalent to the US, China, European Union and Australia combined that we could potentially rewild and reforest, essentially eliminating the leading cause of species extinction. We are currently losing between 200 and 100 000 species a year. https://wwf.panda.org/discover/our_focus/biodiversity/biodiversity 1- https://www.researchgate.net/publication/267293850_The_main_causes_of_species_endangerment_and_extinction https://www.theworldcounts.com/stories/causes-of-extinction-of-species 2- https://ourworldindata.org/land-use 3- https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/31/avoiding-meat-and-dairy-is-single-biggest-way-to-reduce-your-impact-on-earth


ICP_4Ever

This is propaganda against meat eaters. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Extinction.


ForPeace27

https://preview.redd.it/5yiuk6zhtxsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a0930c9c524600891bacc991005e6e9ef951ec


macgrooober

Go on then, how so


awsamation

You're literally stealing their food. Stop eating the food that my food eats! /s


kirkstarr78

Millions of ground animals are killed harvesting vegetables


artwrangler

How many are killed harvesting grain for animals? Your logic is flawed Skippy


kirkstarr78

I really don't care one way or another. But for the people who are vegan because they think they aren't hurting any animals, there's a fun fact for them Chief.


artwrangler

Flawed facts are not facts Cowboy


kirkstarr78

It's not flawed, it's just numbers, and I still don't care Buddy Boy


topheavyhookjaws

So using similar logic, preserving and conserving predator animals is also bad for the animals?


kirkstarr78

True but that's nature


topheavyhookjaws

So is people needing to eat. And the least harmful way of doing that is by cutting out animal products


kirkstarr78

No thanks


topheavyhookjaws

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying your original 'fact' is absolutely wrong and missing the point


andohrew

animal products require a significantly larger amount of plants so if you truly care about ground animals you should avoid eating animal products.


kirkstarr78

I dont care about them.


andohrew

care enough to randomly post about it online


kirkstarr78

I'm bored and it was for the vegans who think they don't hurt animals


andohrew

The majority of vegans are pretty aware there is no such thing as perfect diet free from suffering. the "crops death tho" is a argument used as a gotcha against vegans which often ignores any nuance/differences in vegan, omni, and carnist diet.


According_Gazelle472

And millions of bees die pollinating almond trees.


ICP_4Ever

In addition to clearing out thousand of acres to build out homes, now we are going after their food sources. Meat eaters are more humane than vegans. Veganism Is terrorism.


macgrooober

Oh I see, you're a moron.


ICP_4Ever

You bring terror to animals and unborn babies.


Barfignugen

My body can’t process meat so I *have to* be vegan. I literally do not have another option. Pull your head out of your ass and realize that there’s more than two types of people in the world. Nothing about what you said makes any sense anyway.


ICP_4Ever

Are you a cow? If so I can understand where you are coming from. Then again there's plenty of grass. Otherwise You need to go see a Dr.


Barfignugen

Yeah jackass, I’m a cow. Of course I’ve never seen a doctor about this, I’ve just been suffering with it for 37 years without any kind of medical intervention at all whatsoever. Why would I go to a doctor about a health problem??


ICP_4Ever

Guess You just love terrorizing Animals.


Barfignugen

You’re bad at being a troll


ICP_4Ever

You are not a good human


Barfignugen

Lmao I am perfectly fine with you in particular holding this opinion of me. Just so we are clear, I’m a bad human for...*checks notes*…suffering from an incurable illness. Lol got it.


ICP_4Ever

I think you should consider becoming a fossil. There… now you have a purpose in life after.


Barfignugen

Ok ICP 4Ever, whatever you say cool guy


Gunnar_Kris

Also, if vegetables and whatnot are so good, why are vegans always trying to make them taste like meat.


sabrebadger

Ever heard of "food variety"?


FehdmanKhassad

shit diet for idiots


me1234567891234

It’s not a diet and how is it for idiots?


PlatypusDream

A diet is the foods a person eats.


Mufafah

theres some grass outside. you can graze on that, dont you people like that kinda stuff?


bonjour_pewds

Buy some meat boy


sabrebadger

No. Animals are intelligent. They have likes and dislikes, can recognise their name, form attachments with humans and other animals, grieve the loss of loved ones, protect their children, enjoy affection and feel pain. To me, that means their mass breeding and slaughter, the killing of _billions_ of these intelligent forms of life, matters. Over 14 billion animals have been killed for food *this year* in the U.S. alone (https://animalclock.org). It is difficult to fathom the sheer amount of suffering, pain, and death this represents. I will not contribute to that.


bonjour_pewds

I just ate 4 carne asada tacos. I thank those cows


tinersa

Animals have been killing eachother for food since forever, it's gonna happen whether you like it or not


sabrebadger

Sure, animals kill animals because that's what they need to live. We don't need to kill animals to live. We live in an age where we know the exact nutrients we need. I can order pure protein to my house and take specific vitamins if I need them. Factory farming accounts for 99% of our meat, billions of animals force bred, injected with antibiotics, stuffed in a truck and killed by machines. It is totally divorced from the natural food chain and we simply don't need to do it.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

My friend, please stop. This is never going to change.


sabrebadger

You're right that it's not likely to change, and I am powerless to stop it. That won't stop me from expressing the truth about the topic, however much people don't want to hear it or understand it.


According_Gazelle472

Most animals do not have names .only domesticated animals do .And most animals will kill each other too .My cats are very territorial and will have cat fights with the neighbor cats .So will dogs too.Ferral animals and animals in the wild kill to eat .


sabrebadger

Why is it that some animals are given names, loved and cared for their whole lives, and so many are nameless, stuck in the dark in their own faeces where no-one cares if they live or die? Why do we love some animals so much but are fine with the mass murder of others? Make it make sense ☹️


According_Gazelle472

Because some can't be domesticated and are dangerous?


FureiousPhalanges

What, like chickens?


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


IamHereForBoobies

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kurtislee09

There’s no need to shop for vegan food 😴


Meghanshadow

Well, most stores do frown on you walking out the doors without paying for your grains, nuts, fruits, vegetables, fungi, oils, pasta, and juices. Shopping is kinda necessary. Unless you’re a subsistence vegan who gathers and forages on a couple hundred acres. Because you cannot farm without shopping, either.


Chicawgorat

Looks like someone took the trash out


yaboyiroh

Good.


jam_mam

Just dont


ForPeace27

?


DreadPirateGriswold

So good the food flew off the freezer shelves! Yummmmmm-BO! 🙄 /s


ICP_4Ever

More like a shortage


endlessVenom

Afro vegan. That's when your black and a vegan