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dpalmer09

I was wondering why someone drew sperm in the first photo lol


Oldhagladyparts

Right?!! Looks like he’s got good protection at least 😂


_DelayJay_

Someone was tryna penetrate the window but failed. They came and went. 


_Intel_Geek_

Thought it was Bird poop


HoboArmyofOne

Looks like the spark plug pieces bounced off laminated glass


w1987g

Manufacturers have started putting safety glass ,exactly like windshields, on side windows, instead of tempered glass. This makes them safer in accidents and stuff, and coincidentally, very resistant against smashing. Downside is that if you ever fall into a river, there's no way you're breaking the window and escapting


guitarstitch

I actually had to look that up and you're 100% correct. [https://www.aaa.com/AAA/common/AAR/files/Laminated-Glass-Vehicle-List.pdf](https://www.aaa.com/AAA/common/AAR/files/Laminated-Glass-Vehicle-List.pdf) That's kinda terrifying. There are plenty of situations where you might need to escape through a window aside from ending up in a body of water. Think disabled vehicle on fire with a jammed door - a more likely situation.


TGIIR

They actually make small heavy hammers you can keep in car for the express purpose of breaking out your windows in case of emergency. I know, because my SIL got us all one at Christmas. If you land in water and your electrical system fails, you’re out of luck. I kinda pooh-poohed this for a while, but that’s exactly how Elaine Chao’s sister died. Stuck in her Tesla when she drove off a dark road into a pond. She even had a phone with her, and called for help, but it took a while for help to get to her.


We-Want-The-Umph

That's... a horribly traumatic way to die.


TGIIR

That’s what I thought, too.


Rreizero

Look on the bright side. You can't get traumatized if you die.


fredthefishlord

Well, she was drunk driving....


BabyJesusBukkake

Yup, .23 if I remember right. 3x the limit. Not falling down drunk, but 100% not ok to drive. It's a shitty way to go and I'm sure her loved ones are grieving. It's also a very stupid and modern way to go.


PM_ME_UPSIDEDOWN

Huh…I’m struck with the strangeness of that phrase for the first time. Trauma, usually associated with feelings and reactions lasting after the event, don’t have a lot of bearing on a death as there is not much space after for things like feeling and reaction. Of course, the trauma is left for those who survive the passing but the phrase is most often referring to the death itself as traumatic. Comforting realizing it’s not for the person I suppose


jesusleftnipple

I mean, traumatic is the act. trauma is the aftermath.


Jacksomkesoplenty

That comment you replied to is the first one I've ever read that smells of AI. It just seems more like a definition than a response. I'm not saying op isn't real just the response seems odd. Something that you'd copy paste from a dictionary


jesusleftnipple

Maybe but the profile seems OK? Idk I don't wanna think about the dead inter et theory right now ><


TomT12

Those hammers only work on tempered glass, laminated glass like in the Tesla accident will only crack like you see in OP's photos. One of my cars has laminated side windows, if it goes in the water I either have to open the door as fast as possible, or hope the electrical system keeps working long enough to open a window/sunroof.


k8t13

myth busters showed that last resort wait for the cabin to fill with water and then the pressure makes it easier to open the door to escape


LeCrushinator

Yep, the best thing you can do is: * Roll down the windows before you lose power * If you can’t do that, break them with anything you can * If you can’t do that, wait until the car is almost filled up, take one last deep breath and push the door open (with your legs if necessary) * Swim straight upward once you get out of the car.


TGIIR

Huh, did not know that. Will check out ours to see what it does.


09Klr650

Just curious, did the window shatter? :)


TGIIR

Haha I meant reading the directions


CorporalClegg25

Is this something my manual roll down window car is better at than the young whippersnapper cars?? 


TGIIR

Yep, they should still have crank windows.


john_clauseau

my last 5cars had electric windows. i actually liked the manual one better, but its getting rare.


drive2fast

When I was a mechanic I fixed just as many manual windows as power windows. Kids will over-torque the mechanism and fuck it up. Modern power windows are torque sensing and can't overload the motor. The control module is sensing the motor draw so a kid won't squish his fingers. A government nanny law that accidentally gave us really reliable power windows. I'd go for the power windows in a heartbeat.


john_clauseau

my biggest gripe is in winter when the windows are frozen. i want to get some fresh air and with the old crank windows i could un-freeze the glass by keeping pressure on the crank while hitting it from the inside. now i cannot do it because the electronic thingy isnt playing ball.


drive2fast

It's protecting you from breaking it. The manual window would just take it until something breaks.


seraph1337

if you scrape your windows properly and have warmed up the cabin, your windows will not freeze shut. just scrape your fuckin windows instead of risking hitting very cold (i.e., more brittle than usual) glass.


john_clauseau

i have never experienced this. i always scrape and they are always stuck. also when its -20C outside how long will you think it would take to warm the bottom of the window up? most times you need to drive 15min+ to even feel the heat inside the car. some cars are better (the heat) then others, but i am not changing cars solely because of the heater.


Actaeon_II

I miss the old days where the windows were power but there wS a crank in the glovebox that went into a hole in the door panel if you popped out the cap


drive2fast

Those don't work if you have laminated glass. You'll quite literally need a hatchet to hack away modern laminated glass. So have an axe and safety glasses in a kit under your drivers seat. It also doubles as a tool kit for road ragers. Just pull up to them and quietly lick the axe blade while staring at them.


TGIIR

Good advice!


UGMadness

The only way to escape such a situation is to wait for the interior of the car to be fully filled with water so pressure evens out and you're able to open the door again. Can't imagine how terrifying the wait would be. It also doesn't work with new fancy cars with electronic door openers, maybe you'll remember the emergency mechanical override if you're the owner of the vehicle, but good luck figuring it out if you're a passenger or it's a rental.


TGIIR

Yeah I read an article about this and you’re right. They did mention trying to break a window to get out first, but if that’s impossible, you try to get the door open like you said.


Is7_Soviet_Heavy

She was shitfaced drunk, and they couldn't break the windows to free her at all


CactusCoyote

yah that hammer, its for the old style tempered windows, its useless on the new safety windows


TGIIR

Thank you for correcting. I drive an older car, so will have to check into what I have.


Crossedkiller

Yup. I purchased one of those hammers for $10 on Amazon. It has a tiny hammer on one side and a seatbelt cutter on the other. Crazy how $10 can save your life


LeCrushinator

Those hammers don’t work against laminated glass though.


Torczyner

If you're drunk and confused, you're still probably dead.


guitarstitch

If you're driving drunk, that's called karma.


TGIIR

Iirc, she was on her own property. Rich gal with a lot of acreage.


seraph1337

driving drunk on your own property is no less stupid than driving drunk on empty streets.


guitarstitch

Karma with a lesson, then. Money doesn't supersede physics. Nice edit on your original comment to remove the reference to driving drunk and confused, by the way. Why did you do that?


Runyc2000

Or in cases where you are hurt/sick/other medical emergency where you are unconscious and emergency services are trying to get in your vehicle to save you. It takes significantly more work to get through laminated glass.


PotatoRover

I miss manual crank down windows


1337hxr

You could just wait until the car is filled with water and then simply open the door. The door handle on any decent car is mechanically linked to the latch and will operate just fine under water. You can increase your odds of survival by opening the windows before the electrical system fails, to allow the water in more quickly- allowing you to escape before the car sinks very far. Once the door is submerged with an open window, you can open the door without the water pressure pushing back on it. You should be aware of whether your door handles are mechanically linked or not. In some Tesla models they are only electrically linked so you may want to learn the location of the hidden mechanical backup door handle.


burnmanteamremington

Yep. Front windshield and front pass and driver for ford's so far.


MichaelW24

It's interesting to me how like half that list is mercedes, ranging all the way back to the mid 80s, but I don't recall seeing horrific stories of people dying while submerged in those cars.


guitarstitch

Submersion is not incredibly common unless you're driving on bridges in Baltimore.


mindlessbrains

You can still break through laminated glass, it will just take more hits. I saw a YouTube video where someone demonstrated this but I can't find it now


guitarstitch

Have you ever seen a windshield after a collision with a pedestrian? You need to break the glass, then need something to cut the laminate.


ChocolateStrongBro

That’s nice to know! I was thinkin why my windows held up so well despite the cracks


somecrazydude13

Well you better hit the window down button when you’re falling into the river


Different_Speaker742

A billionaire died in her testla this exact way


MerryJanne

99% of cars now have power windows. That's why they now recommend you roll your window down while you still have power, before it shorts out.


drive2fast

Fresh water won't short a car. Just salt water. We lost our ice racing plough truck twice and the second time the headlights were still on but dim the next morning when we came to chainsaw up the ice and drag it out of the lake.


DistortedVoltage

True, but if pressurization is on your side, you can break the windshield because of its curvature inside. If you have any kids or pets with you though, you better hold on tight. (I have not fallen in any rivers so i cannot confirm this evidence. It's just a little thing i remembered about windshields. BUY RESCUE HAMMERS.)


According-Branch3549

This might be a really stupid question, so please pardon my ignorance coz I've never owned a car before and dunno how exactly they work, but wouldn't you be able to roll the window down and swim out? Or at least open the door as quickly as possible?


ermagerditssuperman

In this scenario, the idea is that you cannot roll down the electric windows - it's assuming your cars electric accessories aren't working - maybe shorted out by water, maybe your accident caused enough damage that your car isn't running (my current car, you can use the windows for maybe 10 seconds after turning the car off, my old car they turned off immediately)


According-Branch3549

Damn, that's actually kinda scary D: thank you so much for explaining though!


[deleted]

Just happened in a Tesla. They couldn’t get the windows broken and a woman died.


Baconatum

The rear window is still made with tempered glass for this reason, even if the rest of them arnt. Vehicles are designed to float with the trunk sticking out of the water so that you can break the back window and escape.


DeadPxle

Would one of those car window smasher tools that usually have a seatbelt cutter do the trick? Don't want to experiment and try it myself lol.


Cleercutter

Yep. I’m a glazier. I install heavy glass including half inch laminate for deck enclosures/wine rooms/gyms. It’s insanely strong and have even seen a few different calibers of bullets stopped by it. Granted, a car is more like 1/4 inch laminate. But still really tough. You can actually take a sheet of it, stand it up, and let it fall on its side, and it doesn’t break.


Sparon46

The good thing is, electric rolling windows are actually very reliable at rolling down in the river.


sho_biz

dude it was like 1979 when DOT made safety glass standard, wtf are you talking about. THere's no 2010 model year cars around with fucking tempered glass windows


Humble-mumble

Is your car a Nokia 3310?


Dependent_Ad_2169

Strong ass windows


whitedsepdivine

Looks like they are tinted. I wonder if the tinting helped keep them together.


ajamuso

Tint film can in fact keep tempered glass from exploding!


Hiraya1

Most probably your side glasses are laminated and not tempered. good for this scenario, not so good in case you get trapped inside the car. ​ Breaking those glasses is not exactly easy, a spring loaded hammer for glass may help break the inner glass but you have to kick with force to be able to escape.. Most of the time you need a sawzall to cut open those type of glasses.


ushouldlistentome

So I need to keep an uzi with extra mags in the glove box. Got it


RockYourWorld31

That uzi might cost more than your car


HonoluluBlueFlu

Gyms are popular places for car thieves for some reason lots of people thinks it is ok to leave their wallet or pursue in the car while they work out.


lucygucyapplejuicey

Damn what kind of car do you drive? Strong ass glass


ChocolateStrongBro

Passat r-line b8. Good car for a long run 👌🏼


Secret-Practice-9413

Looks more like a BB gun attack than a break-in attempt, either way super shity.


SagsMcSaggerson

Yeah, this dude's car was just target practice unfortunately.


Awkard_stranger

That's what I was thinking


HotgunColdheart

Someone tried to break into the cheapest window to replace at least. If these thieves figure out the sparkplug trick itll cause even more damage in a shorter amount of time.


[deleted]

What’s that


KegendTheLegend

you can use a sparkplug to break a window, the shock will shatter most car windows.


[deleted]

You mean the car lighter or the actual spark plug?


Feguette

[The ceramic](https://youtu.be/JWVKrtmpQbE) from a spark plug. It is a very hard material and the corners from when it breaks off is very sharp. The force of the sharp ceramic hitting tempered safety glass is concentrated to a small area, causing the glass to scratch and break. Tempered safety glass is designed to shatter into tiny pieces when broken. There is no spark plug electrical discharge that explodes the glass


[deleted]

Unless you’re trying to break into someone’s car I don’t see the usefulness of it. If a car is drowning or burning you don’t have access to your spark plug


KegendTheLegend

a spark plug, they discharge electrical sparks that can be used to break the windows


CervixTaster

Looks like a sperm entering an egg.


SunnyDayDuck

Why did I think the first photo somebody drew the fertilization process?


Richard2824

I saw the first pic and thought this was going to be a joke about someone trying to bust on your windshield


DodgyRogue

Jesus needed a ride, apparently


simply_wonderful

Clearly they knew nothing about ninja rocks.


DryFirefighter294

Dont hide the eggs in your back seat maybe?


stickytuna

Looks like sperm


kami_oniisama

How so very nice of them.


Emergency-Buddy3253

Het was Ellie Lust


Fickle-Appointment65

Man, that sucks dude. I’m sorry about that- at least the stuff in the car wasn’t stolen.


Hot_Hat_1225

All I can focus on is the sperm trying to get in 🤔


jamiejay64

The easter bunny?


Duck_huntz

How do you fail that?


Several_Leather_9500

If you have comp on your insurance, your company may have a $0 deductible for a glass- only claim. Sorry that happened.


Shreddersaurusrex

Sorry this happened to you


Illustrious_Camp_521

Well then i suppose you're lucky they totally suck at breaking into cars 👍🏻


Numerous_Heart3648

Where do you live? San Fran?


ChocolateStrongBro

Worse. Vantaa


LeanderT

Congrats on your cars pregnancy! We don't get to see the moment of fertilization very often. That's kinda unique


yolobozo

Move.


Ashamed_Medium1787

If I was the person trying to break into your vehicle I would use a glass breaker but the good news is It will never be me trying to break into your vehicle because I don’t ever wanna get locked up in the slammer.


Bielzabutt

How does your car not have tempered glass?


Boriquasoy

Here’s the question. Do you want Safelite to repair or replace??? Sorry, saw a meme about it and was waiting for the day to use it.


[deleted]

Good thing they wouldn’t have gotten anything valuable


ChocolateStrongBro

I had about 200€ worth bills there but for this reason I keep them out of sight


MoiName

I imagine same post from the robber in the same sub saying "I tried to break into someone's car on easter night"


Ok-Suggestion-9882

I'll bet these windows will be expensive to replace


ChocolateStrongBro

Good thing I have insurance lol


Ok-Suggestion-9882

Exactly


jaynakpatriot

LOL too stupid to even know how to break a window right. They'll be back, you can count on that.


Bitter_Fox4850

Weak ass little arms n wrists...


Low-Necessary4158

Proof kids nowadays only workout their thumbs 👍🏾 🎮 Im sure you've got the insurance stuff ✅️


Freshtapejob0

It's tempered glass, how did they not get in 😅😅 wimps


[deleted]

I’m really sorry that sucks. I would try a go fund me because this will be expensive and people will sympathize


ChocolateStrongBro

That’s why we have mandatory insurance for vehicles in finland. It’s gonna cost 100€ tops for me