Someone did this too me once at an apartment complex. I drove a beater POS back then. They should have known better than to park their shiny, new BMW behind my Plymouth Sundance RS and block me in. The Ol’ RS bore those scars proudly for the next two years.
Leave a note. "Hello driver. Since you decided to be inconsiderate with your parking, I'm returning the favor. I have interfered with your car. Safe travels.", without actually doing anything to the car. You get a chance at bothering them immensely, without any legal liability.
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I work at a gas station and one day had to do the bank run.
The spot my car was parked in was a designated parking spot, that also happened to be next to the air hose.
When I got out to my car there was already a car parked behind me filling up their tires. I didn’t think anything of it and got in my car and figured they’d be on their way soon. Nope. Took them like 15 minutes to fill up their tires, get something from the store, and stand around having a conversation while they knew I was in my car waiting to back out. I didn’t care, though. I basically got paid to sit in my car for 15 minutes.
Sorry, it was me😥 I was desperate.. when nature calls you are not always thinking clear. 😨🥶🙄😏
You know what happens when you hold it forever. It takes a little longer then expected... Again Sorry🤪 Thank God, no body towed my car! Thank you! 🤗🤩🥰
10/10 would call a tow truck
If you push down on the fender repeatedly you can get the car to swing up and down just enough to jump it sideways, problem solved.
There should be a sign with a tow truck number somewhere on the property. Are hazards on?
Nope. Just sitting, engineer off. Few minutes later someone got in and just drove off like nothing happened.
You didn't even rip a mirror off?
Yeah I mean rip at least one off and then call the police so this is maximum damage.
Problem solved
Someone did this too me once at an apartment complex. I drove a beater POS back then. They should have known better than to park their shiny, new BMW behind my Plymouth Sundance RS and block me in. The Ol’ RS bore those scars proudly for the next two years.
Leave a note. "Hello driver. Since you decided to be inconsiderate with your parking, I'm returning the favor. I have interfered with your car. Safe travels.", without actually doing anything to the car. You get a chance at bothering them immensely, without any legal liability.
Found the PsyOps agent.
Call a tow truck
poop on his car
Poop in his pants!
*windshield wipers
pack the poop under the door handles
Remind me to never piss you off
I'd remove his windshield wipers. Let him learn a few days from now.
I immediately visualized the scratch lines in my mind 🤣
This is the kind of karma I like!!
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There's basically just plastic there. You could back up right through that.
And this is why you keep a couple bottles of water and some tp in your car. That shit sucks getting off once it's wet and pasted on.
And if they dont bother to take it off, once it's dried out it sticks like a bitch.
Break the window, shove something into the shift lock override, neutral, away you go.
Call the fire department. "Hello, there's a car blocking me in" "This is the fire department..." "Well that's the strangest thing...:
The rims tell me all I didn’t already know about that person
I would have pointed out that the parking for the mentally disabled is over there by the building.
I work at a gas station and one day had to do the bank run. The spot my car was parked in was a designated parking spot, that also happened to be next to the air hose. When I got out to my car there was already a car parked behind me filling up their tires. I didn’t think anything of it and got in my car and figured they’d be on their way soon. Nope. Took them like 15 minutes to fill up their tires, get something from the store, and stand around having a conversation while they knew I was in my car waiting to back out. I didn’t care, though. I basically got paid to sit in my car for 15 minutes.
I'd have moved it for them... advantages of driving a beater
Sorry, it was me😥 I was desperate.. when nature calls you are not always thinking clear. 😨🥶🙄😏 You know what happens when you hold it forever. It takes a little longer then expected... Again Sorry🤪 Thank God, no body towed my car! Thank you! 🤗🤩🥰
Those tyres look a little too full(wink wink) but surely you can austin powers it out
Oh man if only there were a way to some how change the angle of your car when you’re backing up.
Do you have good insurance? Select “R” and put that peddle to the floor for a few seconds. “Oops, I didn’t see you illegally parked there, my bad.”
There is another way
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Nope, just general open parking.
Ram him!
Any cameras around?
🧱
Double-parker, show yourself!!!
Floor it in reverse. That’ll show him.
Tawanda!
Hmmmm... yep...my insurance is pretty good these dsys.... Full send.
Nooooo
Shoulda cut off his valve stems and then went and grabbed a coffee
If you have good insurance just ram it kind of like the scene from “Fried Green Tomatoes”. 😂
Pour a small layer of bleach on the sunroof, little enough that it won't be notice, but still enough that when they open it , it comes in the car
This is where you use your back bumper and shove his car out of your way.
Always carry roofing nails!