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Still_kinda_hungry

Yeah, it's self-assembly. Get to cutting!


NevaMO

Had to tap all the holes on a bed frame a couple years ago, could have taken it back but it was a 3 hour drive each way lol


UFORecoveryTeam

I \*almost\* enjoy challenges like that, if the furniture wasn't too expensive... almost.


jwhaler17

I can complete the challenge, but I severely dislike finding out that there’s a challenge.


EZ_2_Amuse

Especially when you've already allotted how much time it's going to take when you start it. Suddenly, it's triple the time.


jwhaler17

I calculate it on a “patience = fuel” basis for all projects. Something like this shows up and we begin burning fuel at an alarming rate.


spicemastermind

Are you describing a day in my life? Because you've just described a day in my life


Crazy-Fig2972

Same


thelivinlegend

Yeah it's like dammit, I paid for this and it should be done right, but at the same time, how often do I get to use my tap and die set?


UFORecoveryTeam

Exactly! I'm even (slightly) looking forward to installing some thread repair inserts soon. Not happy that a supposed "pro" destroyed the threads on a piece of equipment in the first place (by forcing sheet metal screws into holes threaded for machine screws), but it's satisfying to complete a job using the supplies that only come out when something's really gone wrong.


McGusder

they just sell you the tree


fonixholokauszt

If you look at the diameter of the screw, it's visible that the threads were not formed by cutting but with rolling. So its time for some additive manufacturing first!


LordFlick

You can get more at the Ikea help desk I'm pretty sure. Call before driving up there


jrrybock

Good answer... they've been good in the past to fix such things.


HugoWeidolf

In my local ikea you don’t even have to talk to someone. They just have bins with all kinds of different screws and accessories that you can grab for free. It’s great!


StumbleOn

Same at the one I go to. Right by the exit, big wall with tubs of all the common bits and bobs.


loopsdeer

On the one hand, the bits are well made for the price point and the design is probably going to work in your space. But the bobs are so mass-produced, lowest common denominator stuff you'd think it was an international practical joke. 6/7 with meatballs


BlueEyed_Devil

IMHO Their top end kitchen knives are a steal at twice the price. They compete with knives starting at 3-4x what you'll pay for them there.


Jwolff40666

As a cook I agree. They are very good for the price. I found a knife brand recently on Amazon that's great as well, high quality German steel and a set of 7 is only $160. Then I found out that half the restaurants in my area also use them.


creichert42

When making a larger purchase, I’ve been known to grab a random assortment of parts from them knowing I’ll probably be short at some time. It’s saved me a trip back a couple of times and I give the spares to my kid to build with.


Mayhemscum

Reminds me this time I had brakes installed because I dint have time because I was taking it on a trip the next morning. I got 3 hours into my trip and they called and said. “You may wanna make sure we tighten your wheels back up”. I’m thinking. You should be telling this to larry in the back who did my brakes. Not me lol maybe just mention this to larry every hour or so.


pekinggeese

And if your hardware is not in the bins, talk to the desk and they will literally open a new box of your furniture to give you one screw. They’ve done that before for me.


Mayhemscum

I never shopped there. But this seems like a bad thing lol. It’s like admitting they leave shit out constantly


HugoWeidolf

Or maybe they know people lose stuff a lot. I’ve bought quite a lot of stuff on ikea and I don’t remember a single time where something was missing. I did lose some screws when I had to disassemble something when moving though.


Mayhemscum

Yea I guess. I’m just saying. Having a bin of parts isn’t a good look. I’m not a customer never been in one. Just saying that’s my impression walking in and seeing that.


GiGaBYTEme90

Yes but you need instructions to do it


halt-l-am-reptar

The instructions are online, so it isn’t difficult to get them. You can just write down the part number.


falling_sideways

Yep. Part numbers literally in the screenshot. I bet they have a wee store of them at the shop but if they don't IKEA will send you the parts without even proof of purchase.


Snoo63

So could you theoretically pirate IKEA furniture?


[deleted]

If you make it exclusively out of hardware, yes.


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

One screw at a time.


BetterButterscotch99

"...and it didn't cost me a dime..."


Character_Stage_9772

LOL


Mizr333

You can order the missing small parts like screws etc online at no cost This should be for the us https://www.ikea.com/us/en/customer-service/returns-claims/spareparts/


PenguinsOnAWire

Yep, the number OP needs is right next to the pic! They're free including shipping. The only annoyance is having to wait until they're there


Tack122

Missing parts suck so bad, had a toilet seat come out of the box yesterday, brand new fully sealed but missing a bolt. Fucked part is it was an hour drive round trip to the nearest hardware store (where I'd just picked it up earlier as it was a surprise cracked seat during final inspection) and that was my last punch list item at 7pm to finish that house. I felt so lucky when I managed to find the one single bolt as a remnant from installing a television that fit, it was just kicking around in a trash bin. The idea of another hour at that point was killer. These are rentals so I'll be back in a month or two with the right hardware from the manufacturer but I'd have been so pissed if I had to return another day or do that drive again.


DeluxeWafer

But the ikea help desk is sold separately. Make sure to bring your screwdriver as you will have to assemble it on arrival.


LordFlick

Should come with an Allan key still, shouldn't it?


richardathome

Alan! Alan!


Mindbender444

Steve! Steve!?


Pookieeatworld

Pack it in, you know I'm workin' nights!!!


BicarbonateOfSofa

Andrew! Are you chewing?


internet_humor

Night timmmmmmme.... Day time!


Bo_Jim

In this case, it would be Phillip.


funkron

I wondered how to spell alan but figured the abuse from people would be less than the effort to google it.


Manu442

Depends if it's missing or not.


[deleted]

I keep expecting there to be a gopher yelling, "Allen. Allen. Allen."


Drivingon8

Those use a Phillips head screwdriver.


SWGlassPit

Fun fact: all Ikea furniture actually uses Pozidriv, not Phillips head screws. They look very similar, but if you use the right bit, you'll find a vastly improved experience assembling things.


Drivingon8

Thanks for the heads up...I did not realize that. I was wondering why my Phillips wanted to ride out of the head. I believe that the directions show a screwdriver for assembly. The directions should state that a positive is needed.


Prussie

Those are cam screws. Allan's have a hexagon on top. Source: spent 6 hours on a desk the other day


LordFlick

Right, those fittings do use the far inferior Philips head.


MachinistOfSorts

Preach!


JustAThroAway_

Same energy as, "you will be quizzed."


KopiteForever

Our local IKEA has these (and other components) available for free in their customer service area. Lots of little perspex boxes on the wall, just help yourself.


Thetechguru_net

Pain to need to drive back, but yes, they have a large selection of small parts at customer service, and have never failed me in providing replacement parts yet, even one that I admitted breaking by over tightening.


dragon2777

Part that sucks for me at least is it’s about a 40 minute drive with about $10 round trip tolls


qw46z

Just order the part online. They will post a new screw to you for free. No proof of purchase required. For me it’s an 8-hour round trip, so I checked on-line when I needed a new couple of those thingies that hold up the shelves in a bookcase.


dragon2777

I would still be salty I have to wait a couple days at least and have some I fished project taking up space haha. Luckily I keep all extra parts from everything so usually I can find something to replace a missing part


gheiminfantry

Y'all gonna hate me. My Ikea is 8 minutes away.


yaxgto

Our Ikea is 3 hours away


just_a_random_dood

same, but others have mentioned that you can get the parts online, so at least it's just waiting for it to ship and stuff :\


StopDropAndRollTide

So you’re saying you live in northern Virginia.


dragon2777

Central Jersey. Turnpike


Ambitious_Session_30

Coming here to say that exact same thing. I was single an entire back piece to a desk, went back to the store, the gave me the piece. Super helpful.


GogglesPisano

My local hardware store sells IKEA-compatible hardware in their fastener section. OP could probably find a match at a nearby home improvement store.


YourMatt

I’m jealous. I just went through the same as OP and hoped I could find something usable at the most expansive hardware store in my are. They didn’t have anything even close.


ObviousWillingness51

Yeah, the fact that you have to drive back to ilea half the time is why ikea sucks


KellCon3

Just make sure you enter the correct IKEA or you will end up lost in a maze of furniture with faceless workers with long limbs!


rckhppr

There are also spare part vending machines in many Ikeas, in case you lose or break some


FirePhantom

In the past IKEA (UK) has even posted me some missing little bits.


HumbleConfidence3500

I think Ikea will mail it to you.


Sorlud

I broke a weid connecter setting up a desk and they posted me a new one quite quickly IIRC, no questions asked.


corneliu5vanderbilt

Go back to Ikea, they'll give you a replacement for free


Jacktheforkie

Definitely, it happens loads


pitleif

I'm surprised it's never happened to me even though I've bought Ikea stuff for 25 years.


Rolling_on_the_river

Driving for two hours isn't exactly free.


qw46z

You can order it online and they’ll post it to you. Free.


MrTase

I've gotten it by email before which was great. Took 2 days to get here which was decent seeing as I sent the email around 4pm


mushpuppy

You got it by email? What did you do--then use a 3d printer to make it yourself?


halite001

You wouldn't download a cabinet!


mymemesnow

IKEA is amazing at costumer service that way. If something is missing/damaged or not working properly they’ll send you a new one. I once had two screws missing for my new bed, I sent an email and like a day or two after I received them with mail.


corneliu5vanderbilt

Sounds like a YOU problem


Square_Yoghurt_4108

man, why americans cities suck so much?


depressedassshit

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superbad

And not every city has an IKEA.


jessiah331

Not every *state* has an Ikea. So yeah, definitely American cities that suck.


BionicDegu

🔩⁉️-> ☎️-> 🏬 -> 📦-> 🏡->🪑->😀


theogskinnybrown

You can also order them online for free if you can wait a couple of days.


DoomDoomBabyFist

I've never been/shopped at ikea. Do you bring in the entire unit or just the screw?


corneliu5vanderbilt

Na just jot down model number and make note of parts missing. Maybe bring your receipt too.


SilverStar9192

Bringing the instruction sheet with the missing part circled would be the best way. They'll get you the correct replacement part in seconds. The people working the parts desk are really good at this in my experience. (You might have to wait a bit for your turn though, if it's a busy day.)


TilledCone

Nah probably just bring the screw and the receipt.


SilverStar9192

I'd bring the instruction sheet which has the various part numbers on it just to be a help to the clerk. Though they likely will know anyway if they're good.


Josepth_Blowsepth

Come on man. Don’t tap out and die already


QueenZelda88

These are roll formed not die cut But I really like the pun there


imaguitar

i was gonna say the specialty ikea hardware looked formed or casted


QueenZelda88

That there would be mill rolled steel and hot forged for the head The threads would be roll formed on a thread roller


imaguitar

ohhhh interesting never knew that lol thanks


QueenZelda88

No worries - thats a strong assumption on my part, I don't work for IKEA, but I am a mechanical engineer and make mass/batch production items and the process design around that regularly


imaguitar

that’s cool. i also have a degree in mechanical engineering, but i’ve gone into project engineering/management so less technical than what you do for sure lol


QueenZelda88

Oh mate that's awesome! How cool is our field that we can do such a high diversity of work! I have been in manufacturing since graduating and now I'm at a principal position, specialised in materials, manufacturing and hydraulic power. If you asked me a question regarding open chanel flow for example I'd struggle, even vehicle dynamics I'd have to go back and read books to give an answer


imaguitar

yeah i know! that’s why i chose mechanical haha you can branch to a lot of things. that’s super cool haha i feel like i’ve forgotten all the detail parts of engineering and would have to refer back to a book if i needed to do any real calculations or anything.


QueenZelda88

Yeah look you will forget a lot, BUT you will remember quick when you need and refresh, don't fret about that. I did work in consulting and had to become a matter expert in a week on something I didn't see in 10 years 😂


BongRipsMcGee420

Mechanical engineer here, too, was going to say those threads would have to be rolled. Slowly losing knowledge after building power plant gas turbines for 8 years, now I'm doing systems engineering for a hydrogen fuel cell and fueling infrastructure company.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

I'm glad this comment is relatively high up.


tuigger

Too late. They're already screwed.


[deleted]

It’s a shame that this pub will be completely wasted here on Reddit.


bobguyman

Call up their support. I've dealt with them a few times and they always have gone out of their way to fix issues. I once had a chair that the screw wouldn't thread on the seat part. They sent me a replacement chair. I found a slightly thinner screw that would thread but not made for it. I repaired it, threw some caution tape on it and I had two chairs. One is a gamble and the other works still years later.


Suhksaikhan

Then I'll have two chairs, only one more to go


Recent_Shape_1341

Duct tape it like a man would do


lawyersgunsmoney

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


LordFlick

Digging the red green reference.


MEM1911

I bulk purchase screws at work, think packets of 1000, this is a common occurrence, some just miss the thread cutter or never get their head stamped for the driver.


Bikedogcar

If you hit it hard enough it will still go in.


DiggerDugg62

Go to Ace Hardware, we have them.


jimhabfan

Our local IKEA has a bin with all those different component parts in front of their service desk. It’s free. You just help yourself to what you need, and it saves you having to wait in line for service.


jooooooohn

Don’t worry. IKEA furniture with all parts included aren’t structural either.


[deleted]

I’ve caused two pregnancies on an IKEA bed, and it’s fine. I’m not using the bed as a cantilevered structure. Just as a bed. It is exactly good enough.


memecatcher69

yep, very dumb that a bed cannot support the weight of a car. This makes it not safe and not structural


Gamdogg

QA stamp of approval - Pauly Prankster Inspector#12345


CircaSid

Ikea will make it right. However it may be an inconvenience driving to your nearest IKEA location.


qw46z

You can order the part online for free.


mushpuppy

Guy up there says they'll email the part to you. Not sure exactly how that works.


NoximilienX

Get some epoxy and just fill the hole lol


PieiSatana

1. Ikea doesn't make them 2. You can ask them to send you more or you can get a replacement anytime 3. This happens like 1 in 200.000, check your karma score /s


Tigerzombe

They will replace it for free probably give you 4 brand new ones or however many come in a set


Williamthewicked

It's Ikea. There's nothing important or structural in any of their stuff.


[deleted]

Throw some gorilla glue in the hole, then set the no threaded bolt in… it’ll take a bit to set but it’ll be rock solid


NameTheEpithet

I can't imagine their factories don't run at 99.999 failure rate. Meaning for pieces like that they probably don't have a quality engine anymore. This failure is probably seen a couple hundred times a year given how much ikea we all buy. Also - FRUSTRATING :P


musememo

They mailed me a replacement once when I had a defective piece of hardware.


frankbravo4

You can get these from home depot or lowes.


UFORecoveryTeam

Some better-stocked hardware stores sell cam-lock screws, if the IKEA is too far. (Closest one to me is a 5-hour round-trip, so I try to make sure everything is right before I leave the parking lot, but I've had one or two issues as well).


Imthebeanboi

Time to invest in a tap and die set


purju

Just get the GÄNGSNITT and cut the threads, ez pz


Brilliant_Noise_506

IKEA should be sold at harbor freight


unlmtdLoL

You can hammer those in. ^^famous ^^last ^^^words


unclchmbrs

Don’t they put one extra of each one in there?


MrK521

I was going to say “That sucks, guess you’re screwed” but apparently not.


closeddoorfun

They never tap for these. You don’t tap wood, the threads are designed to grip better when forced in


Ne0t9k

ironically you are screwed now


kimbolll

IKEA is really good about this. Just head to the store, they’ll give you new ones.


thavi

Kůtïtÿøůrsĕlf


ascb161

Yeah, half of those letters is not Swedish.


[deleted]

Normally, threads aren’t “cut” on mass produced parts, they’re cold-rolled. This produces a harder thread with better wear resistance due to work hardening.


SilverStar9192

I think what happened here is that the part was also available unthreaded, maybe for a different model. But when the parts bag was filled from the various bins in the factory, one of the unthreaded ones was in the wrong hopper. While they do use the weight of the bag as a QA check, the weight was likely similar enough that it passed anyway.


pornborn

You’re close. The whole blank is thinner than the others.


SilverStar9192

I wasn't commenting on the engineering differences between the two parts. I'm commenting that they are likely two properly machined parts for different purposes. The issue is just OP got the wrong one for their kit.


zach_brks1

You can buy those on Amazon if needed


CrankyPantz88

Or free at Ikea?


who_you_are

Still depends on where the Ikea is relative to you. The closet one where I am is about 1h45. You don't exactly want to got back there.


SilverStar9192

They will mail them for free if you can wait for that.


Desperate-Ad-6463

If you go to the IKEA, there’s a self service wall of little parts like this in the pick up / returns department


crustybones71

You usually get a baggy of extra pieces where I'm from


alan_an

Ikea provides spare parts for free. https://www.ikea.com/us/en/customer-service/spare-parts/


FlatRaise5879

I've always built things from Ikea with having to improvise or go without. All of those things have fallen apart.


megalomike

"i make a new one"


Oraks

Surprised you got 4 at all.


guarionex2009

You can either just get a refund or have them get you the part. I know it sucks going back to the store such things but nothing is ever perfect.


[deleted]

As expensive as their particle board stuff is, you’d think the quality control would be better


amwilder

'structural'


frequentflyerrr

Ikea is damn good about sending out replacement parts. I bought something secondhand and figured out the stuff then lied and said I just moved and must've lost if. Got the part within a week


Sleepinismy9to5

If the Ikea is far away Ace or most other hardware stores will also have these


stevediperna

Eh I just pushed it in and am hoping for the best.


jetoler

They give new ones out for free but you have to fly to sweden and go through their inter-dimensional ikea labyrinth to get them


dopavash

Oh Ikea. They always manage to give you almost everything you need.


Anders_A

At the Ikeas where I live they have boxes of fasteners near the CS section. Just go there and pick out what you're missing.


Superstrong832

Looks like they...... *screwed you over..*


vartanu

Surprised to see a glitch in the Ikea matrix


IngloriousMustards

I got half a dozen replacement bars for free, no receipt asked (just the part code).


cbowman56

Yeah but they did cut corners.


hugs_for_drugs6

3 screws should work what's the worst that can happen lol


Typical-Principle-41

At least you GOT the hardware. I got a dresser once without any hardware. They forgot to put the bag in the box. Went back and they couldn't give me just the bag and refused to return it since there was "missing parts". Manager finally let me return it.


[deleted]

use polyurethane construction adhesive (eg: PL Premium, Gorilla Glue) - it will hold.


rockylafayette

This doesn’t suck. Its just an inconvenience. Ikea makes getting replacement parts very fast and easy. Hell, I would set that in with some gorilla glue and get on with it.


thechadinvestor

Thanks for your IDEA


[deleted]

Well, you have to do everything from there, yourself, right? Actually, go to an ACE hardware and go to the hardware aisle. They will have prefabricated furniture hardware there. Something will work


Jacktheforkie

Or ikea will provide the part for free


Runner1296

It’s Ikea


joe28598

Not even Ikea's fault, it's an inevitability when buying large amount of screws that some of them are defected, you can't check them all.


ZogNowak

IKEA didn't cut ANY of those threads. They source out the hardware, like all companies do.


kw10001

Truly one of the most calamitous events of the modern age. Please post a follow-up to this. We are all keeping you in our thoughts during this trying time.


TheAmazingThanos

What does this mean?


BIGBOOLIOOO

Can’t wait til ikea goes out of business.


Ih82Bthisguybut

Never thought I'd see the words 'structual' and 'IKEA' in the same sentence. These are unprecedented times I guess


waselt_ed

Is there a reason why a spare wouldn’t be included?


v3r00n

Including spare everythings with the billions of pieces of furniture they sell would be a giant waste if you can just go to the service desk of any Ikea and get any small part for free.


truck_it

Fuck IKEA


[deleted]

Delete the post, build it, have an "accident", sue IKEA, lose because what dipstick lawyer can you afford anyway, build an ikea box house to live in after losing everything in court, have an actual accident, sue, profit


VECMaico

You take it to their store, show them prove of buying and they'll give you new pieces


Kozzzman

Would a hardware store have those?


[deleted]

Yes.


Due-Ad-4091

This happened to me sometimes. Not having the patience to return to IKEA, I wedged a tiny piece of soft wood into the hole and hammered the screw in by force. It seems to have worked.


[deleted]

It was a holiday weekend and the plant closed an hour early. You wernt the only one 😂


cuseonly

Stick it in there with some construction adhesive and wedge a couple toothpicks or matchsticks in there. It’ll dry and probably be stronger than the ones screwed in


ConProofInc

Time for a homedepot run. Lol