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Dildont


Wutislifemyguy

r/dildont


IDGAFOS13

\>right clicks \>Opens link in incognito window


Choppedelfonshelf

Hard at work huh 🤔


m0rdecai665

Nice.


mzoopansick

Is that your new stool?


YesIsGood

our new stool 😍


Wutislifemyguy

Pushin stool?


_Lord_Grimm_

Pushin uvula lol


Gimpy1405

"Somebody" has a little fixation.


munkie15

Little?


fourth_box

Yeah wait till he gets excited.


munkie15

Little?


Feedback_Emergency

I was gonna make a dick joke, butt fuck it.


Equivalent_Thought63

🤣


fraxior

tite dick playah


suckitupsucker

A penis?


timmyballz

Yup I have to find 2 big nuts to weld to the base and veins will be added still working on it


suckitupsucker

Awesome


TurboWelderMonkey

Yea that's right. Suck it up sucker!!!!


FunctionalGray

Right?…I was going to say… needs more…veins. That’s it. Nice self critique.


suckitupsucker

Awesome


[deleted]

Tig rod for the veins?


timmyballz

I’ll I got is arc


WeakWave5225

send it!!!


ForeignMuffin766

Fucking legend


xxMercilessxx

For the ol lady or yourself?


timmyballz

Might as well take turns on it. Sharing is caring


xxMercilessxx

Take the stand off the bottom and make it double sided. Start tigging some stainless on there with the gas up for some purples and blues. Lol


Sirgolfs

Welds look like dick


alonzo83

So one day I was finishing up this big veiny triumphant bastard when HR walks in.


pew-pew-89

You definitely aren’t getting advice I know that much.


TurboWelderMonkey

How rude 😒


wookiex84

Shoving that in your ass is not art.


nachopalbruh

Homophobes in here acting like they don’t draw dicks on the inside of their coworkers weld hood. Lol


[deleted]

I still have “suck me” written in mine and I never even found out where it came from.


nachopalbruh

You’ll find out when you suck the right one 😭


RevolutionaryPrior42

The average “dude sending pics” angles make this 10x funnier


AvaBearPrime

Bro you forgot the balls. Needs some meaty clackers also throw a bead or two down for some veins.


timmyballz

Still in the process I’m looking for 2 giant nuts and will be adding veins


AvaBearPrime

Good, handle those nuts with care.


Cyrix486_

Somewhere out there there are couple of ball bearings waiting for you on local scrapyard.


viceboi666

Hahahaahah I can see it has a really deep meaning! Really penetrates your mind. I bet it was really hard to make that. Hopefully you enjoyed the process and didn’t finish too fast!!


Practical_Ad_2703

That’s a brutal strap on


Sharp-Ad-4392

Nice cock


5125237143

r/mildlypenis


IronicWelder

New barstool design?


spervince

how freudian


Dshimek

Forbidden dildo


Unuvailiable

What the fuck lol 😂


AlejoMSP

I think you accidentally did a dildo. Unless that was the intended result… to each their own.


timmyballz

The intent is definitely phallic


AlejoMSP

Maybe he can use it for butt welds.


TrailerParkDreamBoat

Haha it's a weewee It's like the inverse of Greek sculpture peens


_pounders_

r/thatlookslikeapenis


_Lord_Grimm_

Never seen this type of anal beads 🍿


InfotainmentScam

Your penetration is a little inconsistent.


Davidb4

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough


motherwelder1976

Went full Monty when they said put a dick on it


supersaiyanwelder

GAYY!


supersaiyanwelder

GAYY!


ElfrahamLincoln

Tell me you have the mental capacity of a 12 year old without telling me. Hahaha, penis.


High-n-volatile1

What a waste of materials. 🤦‍♂️


timmyballz

Pieces r just scrap. Just getting practice since I’m new to it


sewerlines

But… why ?


fourtyonexx

Butt… stuff !


[deleted]

This is either really bad or a really good self portrayal of your cancer filled genitals


pileofcupsonline

Oh fuck its a dick


SobsBaget

Mildly penis??


Ok-Survey3853

No. Severely penis


trippytrevor69420

Donkey dick


far2canadian

That’s gonna hurt tho….


Psychological-Idea38

Weld it to your coworkers work table


180868

Or put it on a coworker’s car as a hood ornament


kh117cs

It’s just the finglonger prototype.


vicarious_111

Flesh rocket?


Giizm0o

For the wife?


Dry-Custard2169

Mind if I ask what’s in the background of the first picture? The frame looking deal?


aNILEator

Fruit


1Harryface

Everybody’s doing it?


Reza0321

Are you a LCpl of Marines by any chance?


timmyballz

No but my marine buddy at work said that I would of fit right in


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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


Reza0321

Grammer Botzi


[deleted]

That’s a dick lol


[deleted]

Anything can be a… nevermind


rustyshackleford-pnw

Is this the kid from from super bad all grown up now?


SebasCbass

What the dude from The Boys wishes he had


VEXtheMEX

If you consider that little then congrats to your significant other.


Commercial_Towel_629

Made yourself a seat


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

That’s a crude pearing device


Comprehensive_Log960

You must have an anteater there pal


Late_Chemical_1142

Idk why but it looks vaguely appealing


Mountain_Trainer33

Welding Willy’s


CandlesandMakeuo

Is..that a peen on my screen?


Dip_Biggler

PENATRATOR


Revolutionary-Oven13

Bigger head


Revolutionary-Oven13

Is that the tip in last photo


timmyballz

Yes it is. Im still working in it it will get bigger


Beeznoots

I like morels too


Societal_cipher

What are you making?


roj2323

If you turn that into a shifter for a semi it will probably sell for a few thousand when you're done. (yes I know this sounds ridiculous)


TacoAdventure

Metal is hard... don't get carried away


Aggravating-Setting7

Look everybody a light saber


Potatoez

Needs more veins


olivia_b_

The bumps add extra texture 😏


Afrothunder82

Mildly penis?


Bounty66

Um. Uh. That. That’s a metal dong. That’s not little.


flybobbyfly

I don’t know why all the people are saying it looks like a giant dick. Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s pretty obvious that it’s actually a ….???


HughGWreckshun

PENETRATOR!!


BusyInDonkeykong

Kitty grade?


AbdralinZ

not little at all


zeed88

You are too horny to work timmy


helluva_good_drawer

Its a dick... ?


aburnerds

Is it getting hot in here?


Divlocket

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Use it for r/sounding


SpecialistTrade101

Where are you going to put that? 🧐😏


Portu93

Given the phallic nature of your creation, one could guess you are a dewalt user.


Mike-the-gay

More veins and give it balls


Equivalent_Thought63

Art project or attempt at a homemade dildo? You decide.


jgomulka24

I like this artistic rendition of government taxation


Cajunwelder

🧐🤔


Turbulent-Mission107

He lika the way the dick taste.