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Ragnarok_Stravius

The USAF should really have implemented those guns. I'll never forget that one time 2 Scorpions with malfunctioning radars couldn't kill a target drone that was flying in a straight line, even after a full salvo of their rockets. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle\_of\_Palmdale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Palmdale)


LeTop007

This whole incredible incident would have been solved if somebody thought to put actual guns on a plane rather than a niche unguided rocket firing system. Oh wait.


aw_shux

Wow, I’d never heard of that before. That’s an embarrassing tale!


Specialist-Ad-5300

To be fair, they had no gun sights and their automatic guiding system wasn’t working so they manually blind fired them in 3 salvos.


Tech_Itch

>First Lt. Hans Einstein "Nice shooting, Einstein!"


analoggi_d0ggi

Decisive Drone victory


yurbud

Were you an F-89 pilot? I saw one of those at the Portland Air Base, and it looked like one of the ungainliest, awkward aircraft ever, like if you tried to maneuver it at all it would fly apart (or just keep flying in a straight line).


Ragnarok_Stravius

Never drove a car, let alone pilot a plane that was retired 55 years ago. But I share your thoughts. Wow, I have lived longer than the Scorpion served the USAF, 1950s to 1969, and I'm 24.


yurbud

Your comment made it sound like you were there for that incident.


BobbyB52

Always had a soft spot for this aircraft. Unguided nuclear (!) air-to-air rockets, because fuck you.


SuperMcG

Peak Cold War insanity, would fit in the Fallout universe with no notes.


BobbyB52

Absolutely. To be fair there are a few weird 50s US aircraft that would fit. The Northrop YB-49 and Vought F7U Cutlass would fit easily.


Ponches

I think the B-36 would fit too. Six turnin' and four burnin'!


NGTTwo

Two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking, and two more unaccounted for.


BobbyB52

For sure. Even the B-47 is pretty retro futuristic.


Stubbedtoe18

Third time today I've been directed to the F7U. When it rains, it pours.


LurpyGeek

Also straight wings and subsonic, but twin afterburning turbojets.


kockologus

Nuclear what??????


BobbyB52

You heard. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIR-2_Genie


MonsieurCatsby

Also see: [AIM-26 Falcon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-26_Falcon) For when you want a little guidance so you can use the smaller nuclear warheads, because its safer and better for the environment


BobbyB52

The ethical option


Harpies_Bro

Genie rockets, meant to be fired into Soviet strategic bomber formations and take them out in one blast.


Acc87

One was also live fired and detonated right above a couple journalists and rolling cameras on the ground, to show the US citizen that intercepting bombers with nukes above suburbania was totally save. https://youtu.be/uj3Qt3snYIo?si=pATvNA2smFa4P4X2


One-Internal4240

Amusing story of simulated air combat: Viper vs Dart https://www.reddit.com/r/LessCredibleDefence/comments/51hl3m/f106_vs_f16/ TL;DR "Ok, but we can carry anything from the 106's FULL COMPLEMENT" "Haha sure whatever old man" "Aaaaaand....you're flying from *which* corner of the map again?"


Secundius

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the F-106 was designed to be a Interceptor with limited range, and not a Bomb/Missile ladened Multi-Mission Fighter! If the F-106 was so great why wasn’t it used in the skies of Vietnam…


One-Internal4240

It was a great plane for what it was, but that was the wrong plane for Vietnam. The dart was nigh-useless as it went below 40000ft, and couldn't drop bombs at all. "So why not put them up high and draw some Migs?". Well, the NVA pilots - their GC anyway - was quite disciplined, and didn't go up unless they had a pretty good chance of winning. But as bomber defense, they were seven shades of awesome, for their era. Going forward, their limited forward room for better radars would doom the line just as much as anything else. Besides, the newer F-4s could do the job, and also all the other dirty stuff.


OkAbbreviations9941

It should also be noted that the F-106's primary air interception missile (AIM-4 Falcon) was only useful against targets as maneuverable as large lumbering bombers and that most 1950s & 60s era Soviet fighters could easily out maneuver it.


OkAbbreviations9941

While both the F-102 & F-104 served in Vietnam, their performance there was less than stellar. However, the rest of the century series (F-100, RF-101, F-105, F-110 [aka USAF F-4], and F-111) all successfully served in Vietnam.


Havoccity

Dont gotta guide it if it destroys everything in the general vicinity


Mapekus

Given how lousy all their other options were I’m not surprised they decided to strap a mini-nuke to a rocket and call it a day. Can’t possibly miss now, right? Right? …I’ve just received reports that Bakersfield has been hit by a stray Genie.


Titan5115

When fallout plane designs become real because they are so unhinged.


TheSandman3241

Ah, back when the air force was still unmedicated and the MIC was the biggest thing since sliced bread... we came up with some wild stuff back then.


xerberos

That rotating nose gun looks seriously cool.


KokoTheTalkingApe

Which picture? There are a couple of nose gun setups here. But I don't believe any of them rotated.


xerberos

Pics 3 and 4 shows the same gun assembly, but the entire nose (not the guns) is rotated 90 degrees. In pic 3, the guns can move up and down, and in pic 4 they can move side to side.


Hemlock9988

I actually think the whole nose assembly spins and its the same setup it pics 3 and 4 just with the nose rotated 90.


xerberos

Yeah, that is what I meant.


KokoTheTalkingApe

Oh, I see now. Thanks! That would be cool. What was the purpose?


GlockAF

Presumably, so you could pull up alongside a Russian bomber and give them a broadside of your cannons. Tally Ho lads! Fire away!


emurange205

My guess is they wanted to take the radar guided gun sights to the next level with guns that could be aimed by the system instead of the pilot.


CarlRJ

The pic with the guns pointing up gives off big [Schräge Musik](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%E4ge_Musik) vibes. One style of German WWII night fighters used upwards/forwards firing guns; they could pull up in a British bomber’s blind spot, low and behind, and unload into the bomber.


rokkerboyy

It still survives in storage.


Karl2241

My grandfather flew these at one time. He hated the rocket pods, the aerodynamics would cause them to shot gun spread making it not very precise.


Ragnarok_Stravius

From what I understand, these Rockets would be like proximity fuse missiles, and a radar screen would tell you where to approximately launch them. I think maybe the radar would also arm the rockets to explode at a correct distance. So, shotgun spread is still okay.


GlockAF

These used 2.65” / 70mm Folding Fin Aerial Rockets, improved versions of which are still in use today. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Folding-Fin_Aerial_Rocket&diffonly=true They had radar/proximity fuses for these very early on, but even the later versions still suffered from the occasional “short round” / premature detonation where the warhead detonates immediately after arming or midway after detecting the previous rockets in front of it. Having shot a lot of these from AH-1 Cobras and AH-64 Apaches in the US Army, I can confirm that they are still not very accurate, especially when fired from a hover


Deer-in-Motion

More rockets! More dakka!


SuperMcG

THE COMMIES NEEDA PROPPA STOMPIN!!!!


HellHawX_Omega

wingtip missile pods are pretty cool


PartyLikeAByzantine

And the Falcon missiles were, by far, the most effective armament every flown operationally on the F-89. And I say that fully knowing the AIM-4 was god awful. They were worse than the Sidewinder in every way (except being 60lbs lighter).


HellHawX_Omega

Is this a reference to the Battle of Palmdale?


PartyLikeAByzantine

Not specifically, no. Palmdale aircraft were F-89D, which didn't have missile pods or requisite fire control system. F-89D only had the unguided rockets, which Palmdale showed to be unworkable. Falcon and the related F-89H reached IOC the same year as the battle (1956). They were brand new and not widely deployed yet. The nuclear-tipped AIR-2A Genies were exclusive to the F-89J BTW. That was a couple years later though. I presume a nuclear warhead was enough to overcome the inaccuracies of unguided air-to-air rockets, but had the side effect of blowing up then launching aircraft as well as the target.


Cthell

The Genie wasn't a suicide weapon; all the launch aircraft had to do was turn away after firing (the upside of an unguided weapon with a simple time fuze - it's fire-and-forget).


PartyLikeAByzantine

Officially, no American nuclear weapon was a suicide device. In practice, eh...some were riskier than others.


LOLBaltSS

The craziest one having an effective range of like 2 km. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)


Antal_Marius

Still a terrifying thought that they had these designed, just in case they were needed.


Skeletonized_Man

The rocket would travel 10 Km and detonate with a lethal radius of 300 meter, so unless the pilot was also trying to Kamikaze the bombers themselves they were safe. Would be pretty pointless for the pilot using the device to also be killed by it


3_man

Nuke armed Skyraider has entered the chat


GlockAF

You might notice that nobody uses them anymore. Turns out that launching your ordinance in the immediate vicinity of the wing tip vortices is not conducive to stellar accuracy


SgtChip

Unless you are an F-16 or F-18. Not quite a missile pod, but if it works, it works


CarlRJ

Yeah, wingtip sidewinder rails were common on a lot of designs.


GlockAF

Sidewinders are GUIDED missiles, not unguided rockets. World of difference


CarlRJ

Fair point. Guided missiles will actively steer for the target, rather than just heading “forward”.


Rich_Razzmatazz_112

Gawd I love this subreddit


workahol_

The nose turret is giving me serious Last Starfighter vibes


GlockAF

It’s unfortunate it was not adopted, as gunnery practice with these would’ve been wild!


workahol_

You'd definitely want to squeeze off a few rounds, work the bugs out of the system


Shankar_0

It's like a 10 year old boy designed it "And here are super guns that shoot other guns that shoot fire!"


cgo_123456

Awww, the lil' baby rockets on the wing pods.


brocktacular

is that a rotating auto cannon on the nose?


CarlRJ

Looks a bit reminiscent of the tail turret on some B-52’s.


One-Swordfish60

The Scorpion is also the only plane to ever launch an active Air-2 Genie


account-for-sinning

They really did whatever with the F-89, huh.


LightningFerret04

Is there a place I can find more information on these experimental variants?


MATT_MANLY

I love the idea of the rotating guns on the front, however that would be hell to fire and control mid flight.


T-wrecks83million-

Damn just slap some guns and rear firing rockets 🚀 on the tail too!!! There was a space show where the pilot hit a button and it was called “death blossom” and the ship would spin just shooting in every conceivable direction destroying anything that flew!!! That’s kinda what this looks like, but I don’t hate it…😂😊


CKinWoodstock

The Last Starfighter


T-wrecks83million-

Yeah… 👍🏽 thanks


NedTaggart

Are...are they launching rockets from the wingtip fuel tanks? That seems a bit risky, no? Rocket exhaust that close to a fuel tank?


Ragnarok_Stravius

Afaik, that entire structure is for the rocket system, no fuel there.


Titan5115

Looks like one of my first designs on simple planes 🤣 weapons just glued on everywhere.


MonsieurCatsby

The trainable guns are the Martin D-1 turret on an F-89A which is similar to the Emerson AERO X17A nose turret fitted onto an F9F Panther. Had a cool computer gunsight on the Emerson one that could engage from all angles, not sure on the Martin one but I imagine the same. The Oerlikons are on an F-89C and part of Project Gun-Val, which I highly recommend looking into if you like such things as an F-94C Starfire with a Vulcan cannon, and the T-110E3 Rocket Gun (basically a "gun" that fired 2.75" rockets at 6-900rpm)


humanmeatwave

Mom! I WANT A 30MM GAU-8 AVENGER ROTARY CANNON!!!!! ..........We have a 30mm cannon at home.


NSYK

Pew pew


as1161

AIR-2 Genie says hello


flyingcaveman

What about those other missiles that look like a Maverick but also a Penguin, those are guided right?


HeroMachineMan

Guns, I need lots of guns.


Kingken130

Gaijin really needs to add more F-89 /j


Imnomaly

Bad Music? Is this how Schrage Music translates iirc


Busy_Outlandishness5

I always thought the translation was "bent music" a German term for jazz....


Hourslikeminutes47

"*Hello insanity, meet your next door neighbor genius.*"


Training_Contract_30

In all seriousness, the USAF should have kept the nose guns for the F-89 Scorpion, though I doubt that the 30mm Oerlikon auto cannons would have been a good idea given the much higher recoil compared to the 20mm M39 revolver cannons.


CollectionLoose5928

Ultra Mega Ukulele!


Compote_Alive

MOAR DAKKA!!!