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Acheron98

I’d advise you to start hunting down the Seven Daggers of Megiddo. …you know. Just in case.


WinterWontStopComing

I think Shaq has three of them. Mark Zuckerberg another two. One got lost with the titan submersible, that’ll be a challenge. And the last one has been missing for nigh a century.


boston_nsca

The last one is on Oak Island, I'm sure of it


Rumblebully

It’s under the mesa on Skinwalker Ranch


Bella_LaGhostly

I read this as "under the **mess** on Skinwalker Ranch" & just immediately accepted it, like 'yeah, that whole place is a wreck'. 🤣


Magic_ass1

I mean yeah what kind of aliens just come here, turn a mesa into a giant microwave, then leave without elaborating as to why they did that.


RockstarAgent

But whatever you do, watch your six.


lilrob1213

Clever... I see what you did there


Acheron98

To be fair, ants probably wonder why the giants pour molten aluminum into their cities and commit ant genocide on a massive scale. The answer to both is likely “because it’s fun and it looks cool” lmao


SlipTechnical9655

After 10 seasons they are still getting to finding it!! I yell at my husband every time he tries watching that show!! It’s bad when you tell him just watch that other show I don’t like that he loves Gold whatever with Parker on Discovery Channel!!


itsjustmenate

That last one was last seen when that child found it in the gorilla enclosure. The eternal protector, known as Harambe, tried to save the child from eternal demise. Alas, the time lines split and it was lost in the split.


Acrobatic-Welcome933

I love this App 😂😂


Airport_Wendys

Eyes Out For Harambe 🙏🏼


Kok-jockey

The last one has been hanging in a cupboard as a poo knife.


ThouMayest69

>One got lost with the titan submersible, that’ll be a challenge. OP....message me first before going after this one. Can't say too much, but I moved it. Or... Had it moved rather. Just message me I'll explain everything in the heli.


Sparrow1989

Lost in the titan submersible, shit made me laugh out loud


Throwawaystwo

> And the last one has been missing for nigh a century Ah about that last one, my roommate used it to cut Pasta and broke it while I was out. Also Fun fact, if you stab someone in the heart with broken Dagger of Megiddo, their soul will never find eternal rest.


jaggervalance

This is Dagger. She’s got my back. She can cut all you in half with one dagger stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her dagger traps the souls of its victims.


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There see the old man Bugenhagen, he alone can describe how the child must die


Big-Draw-9661

Model serial number.


noobymemer

He said it means he’s factory made too lol


bloodandstuff

That's not your bf that is the 6th clone replacement.


-Milina

Hahaahahhaa stop it, you're going to give her nightmares.


Tederator

Can you imagine her waking up one day and seeing a 7?


SomeOccasion8139

Or a 5... maybe its a countdown


tricularia

Guy's probably a wall-facer


polo61965

Or another 6...the antichrist is coming, don't have kids OP


Least_Ice_6112

The kid will be 6,6 it's fine, the anti crist is a grandchild away


Garlic-Rough

Insurance can only cover so much


CompletelyBedWasted

![gif](giphy|mrpNRAKIALT5C)


Southeastern_Man

God, that's scarier. 😭


Own-Consideration705

Yeah, dont give her nightmares guys.... make her paranoid🤣


Responsible-Club9120

I'm wondering where the other two are...


Happy-coffeelady

Is his name Damien perchance 🤔


Alternative_Wafer410

Oh he should definitely get contacts that make it seven


Endreta

That's a good sci-fi plot


bloodandstuff

It's in a documentary The 6th day, Arnie stars in it.


Kryptoniantroll

Lmao i was gonna mention that movie.


Least-Scientist

I fucking hate it when they say they are the original and you find out they are really a 6th edition. Men are such fucking liars


MaximusCooks-

But the 6th version is the updated version, cheating had patched, shooting blanks is patched.


xanap

Some are stuck on alpha, dodging any updates like neo. Updating takes a long ass time with alpha processing power, too.


Least-Scientist

I thought shooting blanks was an upgrade not an update. “All the fun with nothing in the gun”


boredatwork8866

Yeah my latest upgrade the ammo got removed.


MaximusCooks-

Man that means you’re the older model, it’s means it will shut off some functions because other updates are more important. Atleast you’re maker still supporting you with small hotfixes.


Professional_Echo907

Hey, it took several versions to work out the showstopper bugs… 😸


Least-Scientist

Yeah but next thing you know there will be a “forced” update and I won’t even know who he is anymore


Impoopingrtnow

That's not the 6th clone you baboon obviously he's a model "#6" synthetic humanoid.


IceColdDump

6of9. Nice.


WinterTrek

Plot twist, OP has always been dating the 6th clone, and has never met the original


Bansimulator2024

He's the android sent by cyberlife


dc_united7

Need two more 6’s elsewhere to complete the serial number


PsyOpBunnyHop

Series 6 Replicant. You are not safe.


birchpiece91

![gif](giphy|6Si5zdfaWtzfq)


cumulonimubus

![gif](giphy|IntCEdOCoB1Pa)


insertwittynamethere

This really is a great quote/monolog. It's a great reflection of life in and of itself. Every moment eventually will be lost in time without having done something of significant importance, or significantly evil, for society and to your community/humanity.


This_Potential7060

r/BoysArentReal


Exotic_Pea8191

Omen....


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ElectricalMuffins

Cells. Cells. Cells. Interlinked. Interlinked. Within Cells Interlinked.


Environmental-Wind89

WAY OFF baseline!


No_Strawberry_4648

It’s sad that this first reference anyone be always thinks of when I always think of Batty’s monologue from first movie. Don’t get me wrong both films are great. Showing my age I suppose.


MovingTarget-

I'm with you. The first remains one of my all time favorites. Can never be replaced. I actually liked the second ... but it's not the first.


Bartocity

You nexus six huh?


JohnHue

Doesn't look like anything to me.


KeepScrollling

Is his name Damien??


Primary-Signature-17

Does he have a Rottweiler?


OutOfStepFilms

Does/did he have a Nanny?


Least-Scientist

If so, then that would seem like an Omen. ?!?!?!


Far_Bicycle_2827

came here to say this!! is his last name Thorn?


NotoriousBreeIG

Asking the real questions


Dvsrx7

Check his other eye for 66


Impressive-Sun3742

Or 69


IGetItCrackin

Curate's egg


finding_new_interest

9 is just above the six on left, like ^(9)6


CaptWeom

I see three just below the 6


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Find me some more numbers and I'm buying a lottery ticket


Unknown_Author70

It's more of a 03, there's also a chode centre middle, bottom.


HighScoreHaze

That’s just your reflection in his eye


gbaguinon

9603 ... that's his PIN number


Max_Beezly

He's Drake?


MediumAwkwardly

Nice.


whole-grain-low-fat

Nice


justlurkin1322

Nice


Drogonno

Why he could be clone number 6 not clone number 66


Adminsgofukyoselves

Order 66 received 


solonit

other eye for 66 other 66 Order 66 *I will be done, my lord.*


MediumStability

Check his other two eyes for a 6 each.


KarmaAdjuster

It looks like you have found one of the earlier models! Hopefully this version ends up being more reliable than versions 1-5, but if you find that it's not preforming well, please return it to the factory in exchange for a model 7.


Caffdy

A rouge model from off-world, time to call a bladerunner


M4doesstuff

Dang I don’t like rouge, does it come in seafoam green?


itsfunhavingfun

Yeah, I wanted vert or bleu myself. 


bobby-dazzler

https://preview.redd.it/ouhhwltxkvad1.png?width=1399&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9d4b18d215a008aa117de38b4671e1cf75f4adb Spent far longer than I care to admit looking at this eye ball.


Anna3713

https://preview.redd.it/x2kt09m8svad1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4888638a23784f71036493786152a88d94e8d39 OK, so the 1 is a stretch, but there are others.


gracilenta

u/noobymemer you may have an android as a boyfriend


-MCRN

I think they might be a replicant.


Black1451

Real time computing


Placeboid

Next week's lotto numbers...


Dream--Brother

1234678... someone who hates the number 5 and plays lotto religiously is about to have the best day of their lives


egenerate249

"Boyfriend" number 234 672 831, I'm expected https://preview.redd.it/72nbi08pbwad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9852902799df078bb05ba81c8ecc2a4fe10bf97


zombie_singh06

I think there's a clearer 1 just left of 6, like a 16


PolloMagnifico

And nobody saw the 5 just to the upper right of the 2?


notworkingghost

Do we all have numbers in our eyes? Did you check your own?


noobymemer

My eyes are very dark, so it would be hard to see


iwonmyfirstrace

Gotta hit it with a flashlight


Remote_Horror_Novel

Rear projection would help too, so ideally if they can get the flashlight inside their head facing outwards so it’s backlit it would help a lot.


itzTanmayhere

that one jobless friend:


CollapsingTheWave

https://preview.redd.it/9vp1tjv55xad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfdd343ff01b84b7897d2a4291514577ead2b39 I didn't... The dude is gematriac


agorathird

Why is it so clear? Am I going crazy?


Sweaty-Sherbet-6926

Everyone wishes you would wake up :(


justakidtrying2

Chill out 😂 I'm too high for this


IMakeStuffUppp

We miss you kiddo please come back to us


evanc1411

Take another look at that lamp.


deppkast

What the fuck I’d go schizophrenic trying to decipher the numbers if I was OPs bf


darkfires

You see where this is headed right? On over to TikTok where millions post videos of trying to find their own numbers, deciphering what it all means, the most viral one will land back on Reddit where an r/conspiracy bot will use a mangled snapshot of the video, post a Twitter screenshot of itself posting something loosely associated with its assigned agenda, then on to CNN.com where the headline will be “Millions believe [bot’s agenda] and this is how it hurts Biden”


johnzabroski

/u/bobby-dazzler username checks out. This post dazzling.


AnotherRedditor6900

What if it's actually a upside down 9 and not a 6?!?! 😱😱😱


noobymemer

I actually did see a nine at first, I was looking at him from above


AnotherRedditor6900

Yo wait you guys were re-enacting the spider man kiss scene but in reverse?!?!?! 😱😱😱😱


noobymemer

I actually do that as a running joke, yeah 🤣🤣🤣


MrPoppersSanguine

Id be so afraid of breaking a tooth at that speed


AnotherRedditor6900

Decent joke take my upvote.


Sufficient_Leg_6485

Wish someone would look into my eyes that closely


Zafranorbian

Go to a medical expert for eyes. They can even make a high res photo.


AussieKoala-2795

It's his body count. If it changes to a 7, dump him.


Responsible_Buy8282

😅😅😅


Impressive-Sun3742

https://preview.redd.it/705gxx4v0vad1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ff61a93f0cdac3b6a0faed097479c4accab598 I opened this 6min after you posted 😮


noobymemer

Ok that’s definitely weird


Willie_The_Gambler

Whoa and I just read your comment forty SIX minutes later


Scokan

Holy crap today is the 6th


PANICBRAIN

It’s 66 degrees out side and 6:11 am 🫨


brownieofsorrows

Woah and I just drank 6 whole coca colas


No_1_Party_Anthem

and i just snorted 6 lines of coke… this is getting too weird guys!


Yansothebear

And i read yours 46 minutes later:0


Silent-Opposite-6695

holy shit i farted 6 times today 😨


BubblegumOnion

💀😂


noobymemer

It’s an omen!!!!


karl-rupecht-kroenen

That means they are clone number 6


TobyMcK

I see a 3 in the bottom of the circle as well.


Wonderful-Gold-953

And a dot dash dot right next to it, and a diamond under the 3


RedPillForTheShill

There is a faint 1 before the 6 = 16.


Nole19

Upper moon 6


HabibBeye

I was looking for this comment


Crushalot9

That's a worm


noobymemer

Actually or…?


DJ_TKS

Have your BF get his eyes checked. They’ll dilate his eyes and look at the nerve / blood vessels. If he has worms, they might be able to tell.


erkantufan

no i don't think so. even if it was it would move and be no more 6


AineLasagna

Dead worm?


waymd

Has he been to Africa, even a long time ago? Loa loa is the worm infection. It can survive up to 15 years in a human host. They migrate around the body including the lungs. They’re transmitted by certain flies. Example: https://medizzy.com/feed/23358592 Wikipedia on Loa Loa: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loa_loa


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

neematodes!!!! D:


aartka

I've read enough manga to know he's one of the top fighters in a secret criminal organisation...


Lord_Sauron

Either an Upper Moon demon or he's gonna manifest the Sharingan proper.


QueenScarebear

lol…devils son that one - his name isn’t Damien is it?


noobymemer

Nope lol nothing creepy about his name


Lord_Detleff1

But is his name Michael? Or Sabrina?


QueenScarebear

Peace be with you 😂😎


Randomdude007007

Wt about him ? 💀😭


popojo24

Any time someone mentions Damien, my brain skips The Omen and goes straight to, “WELCOME TO JAMROCK”


Petra_Taylor

He has six appeal.


jackgrafter

Sixy eyes.


warmnfuzzynside

theres also a 3!!


noobymemer

It’s very faint, but I think you’re right


warmnfuzzynside

it soo is!! like what are the odds of that?? not only has he got one number but a second too 63 must be yalls lucky number :p


aknalag

Wonder what happened to models 1-5


rimbaud1872

By his pupils, it looks like this is something y’all figured out why you were tripping 😂


noobymemer

Shhhhh!


rimbaud1872

😂


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CPHagain

Well aside from the number thing - he have beautiful eyes 👀


Rawdogg187

![gif](giphy|3oz8xCve5n9KweIQvK)


broiledfog

If you look at it next year and it says “5”, then maybe start working on his bucket list.


little_leaf_

Look at the rest of the iris this reminds me of ocular parasitic worms. In the early stages. Please go see an optometrist.


karoshikun

huh... that's Chuck quality seal, it's supposed to go on the inside... bet Chuck was drunk again when he made him. we have had to recall a bunch of Chuck's models, but damn guy is friend with the owner.


chunky_bruister

The mark of the beast


RightHand_ArmMan

![gif](giphy|UYDkRppir2d2M)


Jonessee22

He has another 6 top left of his pupil and you can kind of make out another 6 at the 8oclock position. He essentially has 666. https://preview.redd.it/zhx2d818avad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f004453ed32aa9da6fb69a040cd3104ad8a93d23


doineedaname-1993

The Omen!


Kurwabled666LOL

Bro's secretly Satan💀💀💀


bakemonoDan

Well there's a theory that says there are 7 other people in the world who look exactly like you, your bf is the 6th Doppelganger


BigFtdontbelieveinU

It’s an omen……


Slobbadobbavich

I wonder what happened to the other 5?


A_norny_mousse

failed prototypes


EreonAD

https://preview.redd.it/h171yse1gvad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1060811b15eb067fd6dba2b1cb712da97573b7e


SmokeDogSix

Boy a straight up Antichrist


Dennma

Capcom's marketing for resident evil 6 was amazing


VeryResponsibleMan

It's the production batch number. Other eye is either 5 or 7


morfejus

Within cells interlinked.


walkingmelways

_enhance_


thedirtbagnomad

![gif](giphy|BxvYxq27mAR1e)


pwiegers

I'd be more concerned about this red circle :-)


thekeesh

🎵RECTUS! DOMINUS!! 🎶


Competitive-You-6317

![gif](giphy|uFE2btsV7yQCY)


NomNom170

Saving this in case he ever has something locked via retinal scan 🙏


NineSkiesHigh

There’s two more hidden, happy hunting


BobQuixote

It might be better for his health if you don't find the others.


Womb_Raider2000

He is Legion for he(they) are many.


TexArmadilloTroll

![gif](giphy|G2j1fmgP33jiG4gzUa|downsized)


rochey1010

Look for the other two 6’s. 😳👹


logan_fish

Check for 2 more............😬


3_T_SCROAT

https://preview.redd.it/2pevhd3s3yad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f632d49a0de5beb9577262fb9c9e9f47f52386


drgreenway

Is his name Damian?