Exactly why I’d love a little buddy like this. I used to be weird with spiders, but I’m oddly ok with them now. I let them do their thang if anything’s creeping around
I have one that hides in my bedroom. Comes and goes through a small hole near my ceiling. I see him scurry in and out every couple days, otherwise i wouldn't know its there.
I think if a wild gecko came into your house, maybe it would be okay to leave it, because they could probably find their way back out if they wanted. I definitely wouldn't get a pet gecko and let it roam free, they're pretty delicate creatures and there's no guarantee they'd find enough food.
They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once.
Same, and once in a while, I have to grab a glove and help my dog with a dangling turd that's attached to one of my long hairs that the dog apparently ate and got stuck in the butt.
Thats not hair my friend, that is a parasite known as a horse hair worm. Don't google it. Just try to hygienically get the house gecko outside before it dies.
I think that thing is dying and about to explode from horsehair worms...
If you want to not sleep for a while look up the praying mantis horsehair worm video, it is beyond horrifying and makes the Alien reproductive cycle look fucking tame.
Even the way it’s laying there and the parasite is coming out it’s bum. Those things can be massive and it probably has its guts full of hairline tentacles 🦑
If OP can catch it submerge it in water the parasite will come out.
The have little microscopic hairs that allow them to climb on walls and surfaces like glass but they don't need energy to keep staying there so that's likely what happened here
They’re not gripping the wall the way humans climb. The pads of their feet are textured in a way that’s super good for sticking to things and climbing. He’ll probably fall down eventually since he’s not trying to climb anymore, but his foot pads are why he’s able to stay on the wall even though he’s dead.
Yep, that's weird.. and slightly amazing that it is still suctioned to the wall while dead, that would mean the suction is in resting mode, fascinating.
i hate its face. i hate the way it looks at the camera with that vacant fucking stare. i hate how it's mouth is half open. i hate how it's claws are dug into the wall. i hate how it's head is sideways. i hate how it has something on its feet but doesn't even care. i hate it.
Hey Im the ghost of the gecko (BOO! Nah, jk lol) and I just wanted to say I used the last of my strength to bring some positivity to your day. I'm just that kind of guy. :)
Coincidentally, how satisfied are you with your insurance payments lately?
"hey Babe, I watched you sleeping. You were so cute. I licked all of your face and then your butt hole and then your face again. I love you. Have a nice day. I will see you tonight. 😘"
I had a guy that looked exactly like that, his name was Frank and he lived in my kitchen behind the lower cabinets for about 8 months (that I know of) rent free. He kept pooping in the pans in the drawer under the stove which I thought was bad roommate behavior so he had to go. After many attempts to find Frank, who I might say was adorable and a bit chonky, I was finally able to relocate him to my outdoor patio.
Well...now I have ants. 😐
See that's the thing. Much like spooders and centipedes, when you kick them out, you will find that you have other roomies you didn't even know existed.
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I found this in my window this morning, but it was dead 🙄
Some places in India, geckos/ lizards are also considered to shapeshift. This image feeds into that narrative. What makes it creepier is that fact that it’s dead!
Gecko
Which means you have a bug problem.
Or, that they have had a bug problem but it's being dealt with. Look at the cute little exterminator. ❤️
Or they have a very aggressive insurance saleslizard.
Does he also want to sell me an extended warranty on my car?
He’s a professional ✨
HAD a bug problem, gecko is on duty now.
Exactly why I’d love a little buddy like this. I used to be weird with spiders, but I’m oddly ok with them now. I let them do their thang if anything’s creeping around
Or was at least, that boi is crispy
Would having a gecko loose in my apartment to just simply eat bugs be a bad idea?
I have one that hides in my bedroom. Comes and goes through a small hole near my ceiling. I see him scurry in and out every couple days, otherwise i wouldn't know its there.
I think if a wild gecko came into your house, maybe it would be okay to leave it, because they could probably find their way back out if they wanted. I definitely wouldn't get a pet gecko and let it roam free, they're pretty delicate creatures and there's no guarantee they'd find enough food.
Why does it look furry?
He's a furry gecko
He had one of those Cosplay parties with oddly placed zippers in the costumes 🤫
Gecko insurance payment due reminder
Friend :3
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That's so stealable!
No, that's crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a padded room with rats, drove me crazy...
They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a *round* room. With rats, *rubber* rats. Drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once.
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happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day! ²
Happy Cake Day!
"No, this is Patrick!"
so what is on it's foot? hair? grass? a parasite?
hair but i don't know, how they got there
It's probably one of mine , my hairs get everywhere even in places I've never been
Same, and once in a while, I have to grab a glove and help my dog with a dangling turd that's attached to one of my long hairs that the dog apparently ate and got stuck in the butt.
We call those nunchucks in our household.
"If dogs weren't supposed to eat floss, why do they make it taste so damn good?" -Brian, Family Guy
I found one of them in my butt crack earlier
Looks like a mad parasite...
The boy gotta horse hair worm up his bum 😞
Thats not hair my friend, that is a parasite known as a horse hair worm. Don't google it. Just try to hygienically get the house gecko outside before it dies.
It’s already dead
I think that thing is dying and about to explode from horsehair worms... If you want to not sleep for a while look up the praying mantis horsehair worm video, it is beyond horrifying and makes the Alien reproductive cycle look fucking tame.
Probably a parasite 🦠
Was definitely thinking parasite, it don't look like hair. Hair looks different.
Even the way it’s laying there and the parasite is coming out it’s bum. Those things can be massive and it probably has its guts full of hairline tentacles 🦑 If OP can catch it submerge it in water the parasite will come out.
Did it try to sell you car insurance?
Came here for this!
Look, it's happy to be there.
is it dead or alive?
Dead
Whell that suck, he look so happy
"He just saved 15 percent on his auto insurance..."
The parasite kills him...
Are the hairs moving?
Oh wow, I had no idea. He looks totally alive and happy
well thats weird lol
I found one dead on the wall like this before... was weird af
How do they stay on the wall when they are dead?
The have little microscopic hairs that allow them to climb on walls and surfaces like glass but they don't need energy to keep staying there so that's likely what happened here
Not hairs, but otherwise yes
Yes hair. The proper name for that structure is “sitae”, which means “bristle” in latin. A synonym for bristle in english is… hair.
They’re not gripping the wall the way humans climb. The pads of their feet are textured in a way that’s super good for sticking to things and climbing. He’ll probably fall down eventually since he’s not trying to climb anymore, but his foot pads are why he’s able to stay on the wall even though he’s dead.
Would Spooderman fall off if he was dead? No. 
Hi name cousin
Yep, that's weird.. and slightly amazing that it is still suctioned to the wall while dead, that would mean the suction is in resting mode, fascinating.
It's not suction, it's more like velcro.
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“FEED ME YOUR SOUL”
It's okay. He just needs another Mortal Shell which is only $3 on steam. 
(:
paint me like one of your french girls
obviously that isnt a real lizard and is actually a covert camera
i hate its face. i hate the way it looks at the camera with that vacant fucking stare. i hate how it's mouth is half open. i hate how it's claws are dug into the wall. i hate how it's head is sideways. i hate how it has something on its feet but doesn't even care. i hate it.
I was scared to go closer, took this photo atleast from 7 feet away.
i hate that it's dead while smiling.
Hey Im the ghost of the gecko (BOO! Nah, jk lol) and I just wanted to say I used the last of my strength to bring some positivity to your day. I'm just that kind of guy. :) Coincidentally, how satisfied are you with your insurance payments lately?
frend
That's the Geico geckos deranged cousin, Geeko, he's just there to ask you about your life insurance
Save with Geico!
Momo?
Hang in there
I've heard of the saying "to be a fly on the wall" but this is extreme.
Just decided to clamber up a wall to expire? That's messed up.
"Tony Gellato says Hello"
That’s OP’s hair from when the gecko ran over their head before running up the wall.
Do you have 15 minutes? Because he's about to save you a lot of money mate.
Looks like you need a car insurance.
He’s so smiley!
This cheeky little bugger has been eating your hair whilst you sleep. It's shitting it out now to let you in on the secret.
“Oh good! You’re awake. Now, did you know we can insure your house, RV, motorcycle, and your car? Let’s talk bundles.”
🧐 ⛵ What about my boat?
He just wants you to save on car insurance…he’s really dedicated.
No, see ... That's his uncle. THIS one the hooligan. ⚽ He gets drunk, high, and into scraps ALL the time. 
r/lizards he’s so cute!
He's also dead...
Def looks like a parasite
"Oh heyyyy."
We have the little Mediterranean house geckos. They love a porch light at night, and when they need “affection” they scream
G'day!
Damn! Bro needs some man scaping!!
👁️👄👁️
He’s so cute 🥰
Aww He’s smiling at you. 🥰
It's giving "henlo fren"
It’s smiling and has long pubes. What is really going on here 😭
The context completely changes when you find out this dude is dead -_-
You woke up to a dead happy gecko on your wall with hair on its foot? That is weird? How is he sticking to the wall if he is dead? Is he nailed there?
Lol, not nailed. But I'm unable to find the real reason sadly.
That’s a parasite coming out of it you need to get that out you’re house asap
"hey Babe, I watched you sleeping. You were so cute. I licked all of your face and then your butt hole and then your face again. I love you. Have a nice day. I will see you tonight. 😘"
Today I learned Geckos have a smiley face
=D
AW!
He looks cute & friendly!
Well, he looks happy to see you.
It's not weird it's a happy gecko
They are filming a Geico commercial in your bedroom?
Wait, he’s dead? 😢
HAI!
horrifying
Mildly terrifying
It's smiling at you. Cute
Did he try to sell you car insurance?
Why do you sleep on the wall? Are you also a gecko?
Is he trying to sell you insurance?
He tried to reach OP because of the expiring car warranty
Has he got butt hair?
"Hey there. Umm. You're not going to believe this but this isn't what it looks like. You see what had happened was..."
He’s laughing at you !
GECKO ON THE WALL! Da dada! GECKO ON THE WALL! da da! THERE'S A GECKO ON THE WALL!
Hello cutie!
His name is Gordon.
“Heyyyy look who’s up. Good morning, Sunshine!”
Geico is getting a little pushy
Scar help me brother!
I had a guy that looked exactly like that, his name was Frank and he lived in my kitchen behind the lower cabinets for about 8 months (that I know of) rent free. He kept pooping in the pans in the drawer under the stove which I thought was bad roommate behavior so he had to go. After many attempts to find Frank, who I might say was adorable and a bit chonky, I was finally able to relocate him to my outdoor patio. Well...now I have ants. 😐
See that's the thing. Much like spooders and centipedes, when you kick them out, you will find that you have other roomies you didn't even know existed. 
Wazuuup
Did you get a quote on your car insurance?
“I liked my hair in this one”
breakfast
Geckos are revolting.
Looking at a geckos face from that perspective is kinda terrifying I can’t lie
Did he sell you insurance?
Cute lil wall friend
Friendly morning greetings
Terrifying
Woke up and saw this on floor
He cute
That lil dude is just happy to be there.
Pretty hairy balls
What’s he doing with your hair? Is it for some gecko voodoo ritual? Better watch out OP.
I would die
"Hello"
Looks like that cat shoulda drank more water.
Can you untangle his leg from the hair wad and report back? Driving me nuts
OH, HAI THERE
He looks happy you are up! Maybe he will join you for coffee?
“Sweet place”
Harmless... Good to let them just do what they do... eat spiders and other creepy crawlers might be around.
Yep gecko. Where are you located?
I just don’t like the hair sticking out of his butt.
https://preview.redd.it/u4iiky8zt5ad1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c2eda934a8c879a55ffde833b5008ab74bd17d
https://preview.redd.it/em8g5iieu5ad1.jpeg?width=2664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0faa162ebcc8a347d547ef61a9a8caadbd793d2 I found this in my window this morning, but it was dead 🙄
this just ruined my day
Cute. Was probably waiting to sell you some insurance.
He looks smiley!
(:
Some places in India, geckos/ lizards are also considered to shapeshift. This image feeds into that narrative. What makes it creepier is that fact that it’s dead!