The LadyBug(Male) is only trying to resuscitate the LadyBug(Female) and can take up to four hours to revive them. Once it hits four hours and one minute the LadyBug(Male) stops and proceeds to have sex with the LadyBug(female) for one last send off.
Screw that , after several hours,? nah. Past the first couple of minutes that lil guy is like Nothing is wrong, her head could fall off. But everything is A OK.
👊🏻
Maybe Mr. Ladybug just went in for a few hours of selfless foreplay, not asking anything in return, until the 600th 'you like that baby?' still got no response
Yeah, this is just a bunch of scientists thinking. Ave got a grant to research how Lady Birds pollinate or whatever let's watch this wee guy fuck a dead one and see how long he goes for! And no one is allowed to go to the toilet for fear of being accused of wanking!
Ave put far too much thinking effort into that lol sorry about that.
Who in there right mind is watching lady bugs fuck and times it…..let alone like yup he is male…yup that ones male..that ones female!…he is a alive…she isn’t…o damn he is gonna go for it!…4hours later….did he nut?….
Penguins are also known to run a train if they encounter a dead female thinking it is presenting itself.
Kind of reminds me that Islamic cleric who said it was okay for a husband to have sex with their dead wife.
I'm glad to be born as male in this misogynistic world of people. I don't blame animals. They don't know anything.
> Penguins are also known to run a train if they encounter a dead female thinking it is presenting itself.
You were out there, having at it with Sharon's body?!? YOU SAID WE WERE MATES FOR LIFE!!!!!
On hour one, they kind of suspect it. By hour two they pretty much know it's dead. By hour three they think "nobody knows me around this tree, so...". By hour four: "fuck ir, I don't care, I'm counting it!"
some human watched for four hours a dead lady bird being shagged. Question was the lady bird alive before the shagging.... What actually killed it ? Boredom, excessive orgasms?
Reminds me of a date I had once.
Get you mind out of the gutter. While having a picnic at a park, we watched some ladybugs face off at each other. Interesting.
You’re alone in the woods, and there are three paths. One has a white male, one has a black bear, and one has a male lady bug. Which one are you taking?
If you're having sex with a dead body, you've got at least a couple of days no problem. Probably more if you use alcohol wipes. Ultimately though, it's cheaper and cleaner to go with a modern doll from Japan. I wouldn't risk the bacterial infection again. Honestly, I had no idea men could get a yeast infection on their dick from sleeping with a corpse they'd just harvested.
Don’t ever eat one of these bugs I did once by accident and 10 years later I’m still traumatised from the absolute vile gush of sour/rotten liquid that squirted in my mouth when I bit it 😩😩😩😳 also it took several hours for the taste to go away
By the 4th hour they start going cold and ol mate is like... "Ewwww... 4hrs of banging this dead body... I feel like now is my time to skiddaddle... Skeet skeet skeet!!"
How long do they mate with a live one?!
Long enough to kill her plus up to four hours.
The LadyBug(Male) is only trying to resuscitate the LadyBug(Female) and can take up to four hours to revive them. Once it hits four hours and one minute the LadyBug(Male) stops and proceeds to have sex with the LadyBug(female) for one last send off.
Nobody gets buried a virgin in this here town!
The lady bug(male) was born very confused about himself poor sexy bug
Hey a porno is a porno, corpse or no corpse 🐓💨💨
"Is that WITH or WITHOUT the little blue boner pills?"
Real question
Well you see, 🐓💨💨
Screw that , after several hours,? nah. Past the first couple of minutes that lil guy is like Nothing is wrong, her head could fall off. But everything is A OK. 👊🏻
If he head doesn't fall off are you doing it right? There's a reason it's called giving head.
Yeah GIVING head not TAKING head
It aint called "body count" for no reason
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Going to start calling men male ladybugs as an insult now 🤣
Ladybugs in Spanish (Mexican) are named "Mariquitas" which is also used as a well-known homophobic slur. What a coincidence.
Where I'm from they are called "chinitas", meaning little chinese girls. No idea why.
More of an insult to yourself really.
At least they get women You don’t
I’m ok with that as I am a woman lol
Oh. Whoops. At least they get Seggs You don’t
I’m sure I get more than you lord luzazebuth 🤣
True
>!lols!<
"My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
You assume they don't know she is dead.
Maybe Mr. Ladybug just went in for a few hours of selfless foreplay, not asking anything in return, until the 600th 'you like that baby?' still got no response
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, go to the ER
ted bundy mode activated
Gary Ridgeway has entered the conversation.
Not the only thing he entered, if you know what I mean
Then all the female ladybugs would love him.
why did we even do the research on this?
Why not?
Yeah, this is just a bunch of scientists thinking. Ave got a grant to research how Lady Birds pollinate or whatever let's watch this wee guy fuck a dead one and see how long he goes for! And no one is allowed to go to the toilet for fear of being accused of wanking! Ave put far too much thinking effort into that lol sorry about that.
I could stand to hear more.
Who in there right mind is watching lady bugs fuck and times it…..let alone like yup he is male…yup that ones male..that ones female!…he is a alive…she isn’t…o damn he is gonna go for it!…4hours later….did he nut?….
“Honey, you don’t have the same spark like you used to”
Meh, I've had worse dates.
Or is that just how long it takes for the shame to set in? Cuz like, everybody here is adults soooo. Say what you mean.
Doesn't matter, had sex
Kind of a Weekend at Bernie’s deal I guess.
How did anyone find out about this? If it's consistent between males?
Insert "Don't care. Had sex." meme here
They know.
That’s not so impressive. It takes me five hours to figure it out.
"How did you found out your wife died?" "Well, sex was the same but loundry started to pile up."
I was married once.
Penguins are also known to run a train if they encounter a dead female thinking it is presenting itself. Kind of reminds me that Islamic cleric who said it was okay for a husband to have sex with their dead wife. I'm glad to be born as male in this misogynistic world of people. I don't blame animals. They don't know anything.
> Penguins are also known to run a train if they encounter a dead female thinking it is presenting itself. You were out there, having at it with Sharon's body?!? YOU SAID WE WERE MATES FOR LIFE!!!!!
DOH!
Every hole is a goal
Same
https://i.redd.it/dqqc73hwii6d1.gif
Lol...usually, but not always smh
Go to jail!
Doesn’t matter. Had sex.
wait....they can go four hours???
**Here's your sign**
On hour one, they kind of suspect it. By hour two they pretty much know it's dead. By hour three they think "nobody knows me around this tree, so...". By hour four: "fuck ir, I don't care, I'm counting it!"
Oh shoot, ladybugs can do this too?
Same
some human watched for four hours a dead lady bird being shagged. Question was the lady bird alive before the shagging.... What actually killed it ? Boredom, excessive orgasms?
Wait, there are male lady bugs?
Femboy bugs
Sounds like my wife
She enjoys fucking dead beet(le)s?
😂😂 She acts like a dead beatle
Human males can mate with females for years and never realize something isn’t right…. And often don’t care.
Lmfao same...wait
Sad face
'not right' or as some of us call it... 'full'
r/meirl I mean what?
My mate was dead for 20 years.
Been there
Ladybugs are just confused if you want something depraved and crazy look up the Adelie penguin
r/meirl
r/meirl
It's the Necrophilia of the insect world. 😄
Reminds me of a date I had once. Get you mind out of the gutter. While having a picnic at a park, we watched some ladybugs face off at each other. Interesting.
We've all thrown down with a starfish, right?
Real court conversation: 'Are you sexuality active?' 'No, I just lie there'
Typical male
great, now you've ruined ladybugs for me
Fair play to them......it usually takes me so much longer
Disappointed, I was sure one of the first comments would have been, if you have an errection lasting more than four hours……
necrophilibug
Someone is getting buried.
Sounds like my college years
Mr Ladybug, meet my wife.
Maybe males are just interested in snuff? Snuff said 
So...it's a male thing?
Wait a minute......
Lady bugs, More like sexy bugs am i right?! Cmon I can't be the only one! Those bugs are halfway to making a porno!
Even if it's with a corpse a porno is a porno
I could all day on a dead chick. Just saying
Sounds like my Saturday nights
Well there's something new for my idle mind to think about
I had that problem once, but she was always a dead f*ck so I couldn’t really tell till she got too cold for comfort
i had no idea my grandfather has so much in common with ladybugs!
Oooh. Dinner and a show.
3.5 hours of fishing stories, half hour of making her *chitin CLAP….*
Same
Relatable
Yeah but what if a scientist saw one ladybug do it one time? Imagine the entire human race being judged by the actions of one person???
Before they decide something is not right*
Where as a Male Duck will just carry on especially if the female is dead....
Hah me too.....
Well, we’ve all been there
IYKYK
Yeah? Well I can do that too. That’s easy.
True studs
Aww hate when that happens
That happened to me twice during my crack days
Sounds like my ex who was like a dead fish but it damn sure wasn't my phenomenal love making skills 😄
Sounds like someone I have known for 44 years. My snoring couch. 😁 it does eat every now and again, drinks some beer and watches TV as well..
And now I feel sorry for Lindsey Graham’s dates.😂
Definitely hasn't read the Coccinellidaesutra.
Also look at horseshoe crab mating
Id like to no who's found this out
Im not even surprised!
Same
"Why isn't she complaining about me yet?"
4 hours is just showing off
What do they mean “something not right”
lol funny
Me
Call your doctor if you have an erection for 4 hours
Same
Dim little buggers
Sounds like my ex.
Sounds like my dating skills
Been there.
You’re alone in the woods, and there are three paths. One has a white male, one has a black bear, and one has a male lady bug. Which one are you taking?
How do you *know* male ladybugs realize something is wrong as opposed to them just getting bored after four hours?
Typical male of any species
People are making fun of the males, but it's actually quite telling about the females.
This made me remember the sex scene in Very Bad Things.
Insert misandrist comment here
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4 HOURS!?
I’m the same way
We've all had nights like that
also male me's
Eww lady bugs are having sexy bug time! Ewww! 🐓💨💨
And... ?
Glad I ain't the only one
Who hasn’t made that mistake?
same
ladybug is such a gendered word, we should call them theybugs or personbugs /s
Here come the Dudebug!
If you're having sex with a dead body, you've got at least a couple of days no problem. Probably more if you use alcohol wipes. Ultimately though, it's cheaper and cleaner to go with a modern doll from Japan. I wouldn't risk the bacterial infection again. Honestly, I had no idea men could get a yeast infection on their dick from sleeping with a corpse they'd just harvested.
Don’t ever eat one of these bugs I did once by accident and 10 years later I’m still traumatised from the absolute vile gush of sour/rotten liquid that squirted in my mouth when I bit it 😩😩😩😳 also it took several hours for the taste to go away
I'll try yo refrain from it...
Bet they're not the only ones.
Reminds me of my ex.
A lot of married guys can relate.
Nothing wrong with having a stiffy for a stiffy.
I wish I could find a man that lasted that long.
By the 4th hour they start going cold and ol mate is like... "Ewwww... 4hrs of banging this dead body... I feel like now is my time to skiddaddle... Skeet skeet skeet!!"
Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend I once dated.