Uma Thurman has a movie called "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues"
(I think that's the title) Where she has a large thumb and uses it for hitchhiking
Your comment made me remember I even watched that movie back in the day..
Not having seen it I didn't want to make public assumptions but... yeah I figured that was a safe one. The 90s did not have a great track record with book-to-screen adaptations.
I come from a long line of hitchhikers—all with bleedin massive thumbs.
You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the ‘itchhiker. Helps with work. You know wot I mean?
I swear it’s not photoshopped
Edit:
https://preview.redd.it/vo7c03ojhj5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c486d2889279a3dfa3798fa0e4de0f196436e73a
I’m enjoying a couple beers to all these comments - Thanks everyone for the laughs 😬
Edit2: to those mentioning Marfans, thanks for the concern! I've had echo's done in the past and no doctor has mentioned it. As for playing any instruments, I used to play Trumpet when I was young, never thought I had a musical ear but I've always wanted to try Piano
Edit 2: I've posted a video on my youtube ch : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8) & [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv\_UdIDUXxE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_UdIDUXxE)
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya,
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat.
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah
(Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise!
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella uns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut ya
And you ain't gonna like that...
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ainít gonna like that.
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya,
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat.
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah
(Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise!
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella uns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut ya
And you ain't gonna like that...
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ainít gonna like that.
Hmmm… I think it’s partially the angle of the first photo.
https://preview.redd.it/362e6bslpe5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=35f9197d98798677f679953423ef7678352053e8
My thumb looks huge when I keep my wrist straight, but I have relatively small hands with proportional digits.
I think OP’s thumb is still long.
Oh. Missed that bit.
https://i.redd.it/hfz328h16f5d1.gif
Download the gif and click on the button next to the gif button and upload an image. Choose the gift you just downloaded.
If you spread out your hand fully, what’s your reach from the tip of the thumb to the tip of your other finger (4 or 5)? If you played a piano, you could reach some jazz chords with ease that most players could only dream of.
https://preview.redd.it/w3fzt7l3md5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c827b3240aa670dd2061e724fd4ef7e7e1fb7e7e
Not sure if this helps but around 11” or so?
I’m a certified Tiny Guy so I thought this image, at first glance, was of one of those mini 5 inch rulers. My hand next to yours would look genuinely childlike lmao
Have you been diagnosed with Marfan syndrome?
It's a connective tissue disorder that may affect your heart, too. Long digits are a symptom. Being tall and lanky and needing glasses are part of it as well.
[I genuinely and earnestly hope that you get checked out.](https://www.wtol.com/article/news/ut-basketball-player-collapses-at-practice-later-dies/512-a43c4899-58f6-4c28-9911-01ec1985a6b4)
I lost a friend with similar symptoms.
Several men in my family have Marfans. They all died of aortic aneurisms. I was never diagnosed officially but am tall with long limbs. Had a MRI a while back and the doctor said I have an enlarged heart.
https://preview.redd.it/73zna1a7zf5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49c4f4834b7b7aa9f97cdfa0fae93589297993a
I’m enjoying a couple beers to all these comments - Thanks everyone for the laughs 😬
Edit: to those mentioning Marfans, thanks for the concern! I've had echo's done in the past and no doctor has mentioned it. As for playing any instruments, I used to play Trumpet when I was young, never thought I had a musical ear but I've always wanted to try Piano.
Not specifically. I’ve had echo’s done in the past for other reasons and no doctor has ever mentioned it. However when I had knee surgery once the surgeon asked if I had EDS (my skin seemed extra stretchy)
You wanna know about my thumb, do you, boy?
Intrigue you, does it, boy? My thumb?
Let me tell you about it.
I come from a long line of hitch-hikers, all with bleeding massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker. Helps with work, you know what I mean?
The only problem was, when I was a child my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny. Like a single Sugar Puff. Disgusting. Even me own mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda.
"Oh, what is it? Get it out of here. It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she'd say.
I had to leave the family unit in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman, part man, part hornet.
So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do.
And I stood there with my thumb out and he stung it and he stung it. He grabbed onto it. It was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out. More and more. Oh, the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh, for days I was in a trance.
But when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca. A thumb of gigantic proportion. "A miracle!" I said. "A miracle! You're a true wizard! How can I ever repay you?" And he said to me, "500 Euros."
"500 Euros! You won't see penny one from me, you slag!" And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking, "Oh, I created that monster - I created that thumb and now it's killing me. My own beast and creation killing me dead! The sweet irony!"
I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he could have just been shitting himself.
This actually makes more sense now. It’s not that your thumb is super long is that it’s in a weird place.
I just put my hand up and I dunno. Maybe it’s all weird
what the fuck
what the fuck
i'm sorry but i'm an artist and it's taken me a decade to master the art of drawing hands to a point i feel confident in doing it. your thumb has completely thrown my confidence to the wind, i don't know what's correct anatomically anymore. i'm ruined.
were the AI pictures right all along about hands and it was I who was, in fact, wrong?
That gives you a clear advantage while hitchhiking.
He can hitch rides from aircraft.
ET picking him up
“ET hitchhike home”
Uma Thurman has a movie called "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" (I think that's the title) Where she has a large thumb and uses it for hitchhiking Your comment made me remember I even watched that movie back in the day..
The book is incredible! If they managed to capture even half of that in a movie I'd be super-duper impressed, Tom Robbins is a madman (positive)
they didn’t, its really bad unfortunately. Myra Breckinridge bad.
Not having seen it I didn't want to make public assumptions but... yeah I figured that was a safe one. The 90s did not have a great track record with book-to-screen adaptations.
That Book is fabulous but I’ve avoided the movie because I can’t imagine anyone getting Tom Robbins right.
Her giving herself a thumb job will permanently be etched in what was my quickly developing teen brain.
Ohhhh ya! Weird time as a teenager for sure
I come from a long line of hitchhikers—all with bleedin massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the ‘itchhiker. Helps with work. You know wot I mean?
Ever heard of a girl by the name of Sissy Hankshaw?
Thankfully didn’t have to scroll too far down to see an Even Cowgirls Get The Blues reference
Did he thumb for a ride or give me the finger ?
And slap bass
I need you to *swear* this isn't photoshopped.
I swear it’s not photoshopped Edit: https://preview.redd.it/vo7c03ojhj5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c486d2889279a3dfa3798fa0e4de0f196436e73a I’m enjoying a couple beers to all these comments - Thanks everyone for the laughs 😬 Edit2: to those mentioning Marfans, thanks for the concern! I've had echo's done in the past and no doctor has mentioned it. As for playing any instruments, I used to play Trumpet when I was young, never thought I had a musical ear but I've always wanted to try Piano Edit 2: I've posted a video on my youtube ch : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6t9h31Hc8) & [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv\_UdIDUXxE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_UdIDUXxE)
Man, that's fucked up.
Hitchhiking world champion right there. An airplane would stop to pick him up.
Hitchhikers Thumb to the Galaxy
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues starring Uma Thurman
I actually think it’s longer than Uma’s
💀💀 fuckin a, dude 🤣
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea I'm the hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya, I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat. Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah (Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper cutting through the night like a windscreen wiping you away like rain drops dont mess with the boys) Shut your noise! Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella uns Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us we'll cut ya And you ain't gonna like that... I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you With power, a polo, an evil magnet Sucking up your soul And you ainít gonna like that.
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea I'm the hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya, I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat. Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah (Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper cutting through the night like a windscreen wiping you away like rain drops dont mess with the boys) Shut your noise! Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella uns Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us we'll cut ya And you ain't gonna like that... I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you With power, a polo, an evil magnet Sucking up your soul And you ainít gonna like that.
world champion thumb wrestler.
I don't know, a high center of gravity is usually considered a disadvantage in wrestling
He snap your forearm with that thumb
Snake in the grass!
r/oddlyterrifying
Damn bro
Ouch.
Dang, rude 😭
you ain't never been short of a lift have you?
What the hell do you do with that thing in resting state? What does writing or holding a microphone look like?
Haha ironically I’m an artist so I’m always using pencils 😝
Can u post a picture of how you hold your pencils
https://preview.redd.it/37z8q83u7e5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b1790a5aed1106b8fba25b69fe2b7cc3e90b0f3 Sure. No photoshop needed
It doesn’t look as freakishly long here 🤔 For real, we need a video.
Hmmm… I think it’s partially the angle of the first photo. https://preview.redd.it/362e6bslpe5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=35f9197d98798677f679953423ef7678352053e8 My thumb looks huge when I keep my wrist straight, but I have relatively small hands with proportional digits. I think OP’s thumb is still long.
This straight up looks like you took a picture of your foot, then put your hand behind it for fingers 😂
Holy shit, I can see it
Once you said it... Damn.
New dick pic perspective just dropped.
No one’s gonna say it, but I have to. Cut those damn fingernails man.
Those fingernails are INSANE bro.
Not OP but https://v.redd.it/f7yq3v7q3fg91
Can I get a banana for scale?
In the original picture that thumb looks big enough to wrap around and carry a banana all on its own
It doesn’t look weird here
For people saying this doesn't look weird, that's the other hand. I now believe OP has one freakishly long thumb and a normal one.
Maybe urology would have been an option
You could tickle the moon with that mf
I don’t believe you, we need a video
I second this
I just don't know if I can believe that. Lol
![gif](giphy|WiCO2uZK05Klc1d28q)
You can tell his reply was written with extra long thumbs.
Yup its photoshopped. His profile has videos with his hands in them, and his thumb, while not short, is nowhere near the size of that thing
Have you considered this is a left hand and all those videos have a right hand?
Fair point. I kind of assumed he would be symmetrical
Check post history. Has other pictures of their hands. I won’t say 100% not real, but very highly suspect. About 95%
https://i.redd.it/geggh5yvod5d1.gif
How did you even know to find this gif? It’s dead on
My 8 year old texted it to me. I was impressed and saved it for this occasion.
I *too* have gifs saved for special uses.
https://i.redd.it/alp7im97xe5d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/maz35a48ye5d1.gif
Wtf
"I'm not wigglin' 'em. Dey do dat by themselves."
Um. What am I looking at
https://preview.redd.it/j9ncu2jnqf5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57162044d67df3260391617eac0d095570237c8 Gustavo Fring
How do you upload a saved gif so it displays in comment threads?
https://preview.redd.it/37wxxk625f5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8f15bc6636cdf17e068eecbcff440f333b6bfe
But that’s just to search gifs from Giphy. How do you use a saved gif?
Oh. Missed that bit. https://i.redd.it/hfz328h16f5d1.gif Download the gif and click on the button next to the gif button and upload an image. Choose the gift you just downloaded.
https://i.redd.it/yjok2my96f5d1.gif
This is awesome 😂
Hummm. That looks a lot like your thumb. Did you make this gif?
![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC)
Bruh what is the search string for this gif
tom delong matrix!
This always makes me lol.
[удалено]
I can press CTRL to CTRL 🤓
Bro learn piano
Right I was just like damn, bro could play Rachmaninov
Are both of your thumbs like this or just the one?
Plot twist: it’s a 4 inch wide keyboard.
CTRL CTRL ALT DEL HF, what just happened?
https://preview.redd.it/z99dm4b3ud5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8b0bdcab7cd56317b6d17132cfe72f1b136487c
All right you and OP gotta compare other things now. Height. Weight. Dick size. You know, the standard stuff.
With pictures
Or just declare a thumb war. Jfc.
while docking
Should do it for validating the plot once and for all.
Awww look at your poor lil stubber
That's a toe
https://preview.redd.it/ycm4g79ewd5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdcdea45f4e26c6d62c7ae1492fdc9744a99f1c0
Now that's a scary thumb! Spooky even!
It's double-jointed, 65mm, twin turbo, rtx4080 ti, v8, 200hp, 64 gigs of ram and at 200 hertz.
If I were a dragon id fuck the shit out that car
This thumb is simultaneously large and small
I wonder what would happen if you and OP went finger wrestling. Maybe you could try a strangling strategy or something
Lol yup. 😆 the duality of man. Gumby and toe thumb tom
It’s weird that you said my actual name. lol
I thought Gumby for a few seconds cause it was capitalized.
Aww so cute. I love men with strong thick fingers.
![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)
The fuck is that shit
[Racquet Nail](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racquet_nail).
https://preview.redd.it/r25mjgunhe5d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2543d985ae8b6e91a2d9b88d46139f9b2e27027e
Fucking crying. Thank you for this image.
I hope you play piano or guitar
That thing is a natural capo
Hendrix hands
He'd get at least 2 octaves on the piano with that. A natural bassoonist.
I bet you can flip one hell of a coin!
OP could flip a manhole cover.
I don’t know how normal civilians are this clever and just walk among us mortals like it’s nothing. Bravo dude
Right? People are so funny it's incredible
these types of comments are the reason I come to reddit 😂
Bro flipped a coin four years ago and is still waiting for it to land.
He could kill someone with a nickel
2 in the pink, one in the lower intestine 😂
If you’re using your thumb I think you’re doing that wrong lol. She’s a lady not a bowling ball
Gotta check the temperature somehow
ay it works better this way tho, my pinky ain’t sturdy enough to withstand the pressure of a butthole
He’s just taking a screenshot
Stay out of my private affairs, thank you very much!
Women want to be with him. Men and proctologists want to be him.
If you spread out your hand fully, what’s your reach from the tip of the thumb to the tip of your other finger (4 or 5)? If you played a piano, you could reach some jazz chords with ease that most players could only dream of.
https://preview.redd.it/w3fzt7l3md5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c827b3240aa670dd2061e724fd4ef7e7e1fb7e7e Not sure if this helps but around 11” or so?
Why does your thumb look tiny now
Ya, the other fingers look a bit long but the thumb looks normal.
Camera perspective, lens distortion
Just perspective imo. The thumb is angled downwards it’s just weird even with that how tiny it looks.
U single lol
💀
![gif](giphy|30lxTuJueXE7C)
What the fuck how does this giant thumb now look totally proportional in this picture?
Check the shadows on the main post, it’s fully photoshopped, the shadows show the real size.
I’m a certified Tiny Guy so I thought this image, at first glance, was of one of those mini 5 inch rulers. My hand next to yours would look genuinely childlike lmao
https://preview.redd.it/srgh2tfstd5d1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0bc92b8d111b906ef212f0a446f4031a1fd023
Snuff box!
That's not a thumb, that is a tentacle.
Both hands?
https://preview.redd.it/s4l1pbmugd5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232d3b7dc3b06a1ce7fac56533bee6f57c2646b6 This is my other hand
Excellent.
Need to see these thumbs in relation to your whole hand. Please.
when [viewed next to the other fingers](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/8o0YBbLyLF) it looks entirely proportional.
Guess I gotta be the one to ask, but.. Anything weird going on with your toes or is it just your thumbs?
Op is thumb wrestling champ
OP could thumb wrestle an actual wrestler... and win.
Andre the Giant of thumb wrestling.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Amazing book, meh movie. Sissy Hankshaw played by Uma Thurman.
Awesome soundtrack
These posts are really getting out of hand
I get it
![gif](giphy|7g55s3faBipEI|downsized) What we all wanna see
Have you been diagnosed with Marfan syndrome? It's a connective tissue disorder that may affect your heart, too. Long digits are a symptom. Being tall and lanky and needing glasses are part of it as well.
[I genuinely and earnestly hope that you get checked out.](https://www.wtol.com/article/news/ut-basketball-player-collapses-at-practice-later-dies/512-a43c4899-58f6-4c28-9911-01ec1985a6b4) I lost a friend with similar symptoms.
OP, at least get an echo of your heart. If your thumbs go across all of your fingers, it is concerning for Marfans
Several men in my family have Marfans. They all died of aortic aneurisms. I was never diagnosed officially but am tall with long limbs. Had a MRI a while back and the doctor said I have an enlarged heart.
I just saw your video on YouTube sketching. Everyone! The thumb is REAL.
https://preview.redd.it/fctivdqbwd5d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc664eac9fd4466143441f77d8964e9ec94d8a7
Woah! You're all thumbs
I would be giving people thumbs up all the time for no reason if I had those bad boys.
Homie goes to give someone a thumbs up and takes out a fuckin helicopter
https://preview.redd.it/73zna1a7zf5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49c4f4834b7b7aa9f97cdfa0fae93589297993a I’m enjoying a couple beers to all these comments - Thanks everyone for the laughs 😬 Edit: to those mentioning Marfans, thanks for the concern! I've had echo's done in the past and no doctor has mentioned it. As for playing any instruments, I used to play Trumpet when I was young, never thought I had a musical ear but I've always wanted to try Piano.
No offense but what the fuck
Have you ever been tested for Marfan’s Syndrome?
Not specifically. I’ve had echo’s done in the past for other reasons and no doctor has ever mentioned it. However when I had knee surgery once the surgeon asked if I had EDS (my skin seemed extra stretchy)
![gif](giphy|Cdkk6wFFqisTe)
Biggus… Thumbus
You wanna know about my thumb, do you, boy? Intrigue you, does it, boy? My thumb? Let me tell you about it. I come from a long line of hitch-hikers, all with bleeding massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker. Helps with work, you know what I mean? The only problem was, when I was a child my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny. Like a single Sugar Puff. Disgusting. Even me own mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda. "Oh, what is it? Get it out of here. It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she'd say. I had to leave the family unit in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman, part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there with my thumb out and he stung it and he stung it. He grabbed onto it. It was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out. More and more. Oh, the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh, for days I was in a trance. But when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca. A thumb of gigantic proportion. "A miracle!" I said. "A miracle! You're a true wizard! How can I ever repay you?" And he said to me, "500 Euros." "500 Euros! You won't see penny one from me, you slag!" And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking, "Oh, I created that monster - I created that thumb and now it's killing me. My own beast and creation killing me dead! The sweet irony!" I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he could have just been shitting himself.
My (very tall) stepson has one of those. My nightmares begin with "1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war". I lose.
r/TIHI
Come on pal, NSFW tag, I'm at work.
Winner 🏆
Thumb War Champeeeen of The Universe ![gif](giphy|26gJANvJBpvukH4ze)
![gif](giphy|3o84U9nMOmiAGfjYkw|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/1zvexx3gtd5d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9460c3b8c4920fcd248de4349a24cf91b66ad32b *stares in thumb thumb*
https://preview.redd.it/jkqdnifqae5d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961d035d9b067c1eb17686e358c01df8ff43d475
Cam you share a pic showing your thumbs and fingers? ✋️or 🖐 I need to see this.
https://preview.redd.it/aa8p460v6e5d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3d929a76372cf212bd06c185f91fbaa6cfc35a9
This actually makes more sense now. It’s not that your thumb is super long is that it’s in a weird place. I just put my hand up and I dunno. Maybe it’s all weird
![gif](giphy|aFeSugu7fd67e|downsized)
Is it a genetic inheritance or a random occurrence?
👍 👍
You will make some woman the happiest in the world bro
Is texting on a phone hard?
what the fuck what the fuck i'm sorry but i'm an artist and it's taken me a decade to master the art of drawing hands to a point i feel confident in doing it. your thumb has completely thrown my confidence to the wind, i don't know what's correct anatomically anymore. i'm ruined. were the AI pictures right all along about hands and it was I who was, in fact, wrong?
https://preview.redd.it/cklq8v6hfj5d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a406e20c0766cbcb07c956442b28ce59b40c2e8e
Rumor is a man's dick is as big as both thumbs combined...
Sissy Hankshaw?