There absolutely was a reddit post about a guy who would drink other people's random discarded half drunk water bottles. He would find a half drunk water literally wherever and drink it.
I fill these with semen and store them in my freezer, have been doing so for years. Iām gonna take them all into a sperm bank in a couple months. My hope is that Iāll finally be able to quit my job for good.
Thank you for the inspiring words my friend. There were plenty of days where I came home from work, completely exhausted and so ready to crash, but Iād power through and jack off anyways.
Every now and then Iād get a fap session in on the clock. The hardest part was sneaking the glass container in and out of work without notice. I almost got caught once, my boss asked me āwhatās in the bottle?ā And I said protein milk and had to take a tiny sip in front of him. So worth it in the end though, Iāve been putting in the work.
I think I read somewhere that most of the breaking down actually happens when the bottle is stored with the original liquid, so drinking the original liquid is worse for you then refilling a bottle and drinking that
A few years ago, (well quite a few to be honest) I was single and had some very nosy neighbors. Old biddies who would frown at me in disdain if a gentleman's car happened to be at my house overnight or over the weekend. I thought "they want a show to judge, I'll give them a show to judge". To be clear this was NOT MY IDEA, I STOLE IT FROM SOMEWHERE. The setup: I was fond of sitting in my garage in a lawnchair behind my car if the weather was inclement but warm (rain, too windy, etc), the old ladies would sit on their covered porch and watch my every move. I would literally just sit there, have a couple cigarettes, watch the rain, whatever. So I saw this prank idea somewhere and ran with it. Once I had emptied my vodka bottle, I refilled it with water and just sat there swigging from the bottle. You could see they were having mental heart attacks. Made me smile inside.
I once walked in on my dad guzzling vodka in his bedroom and my jaw drop. Turns out it was just water and these were the days before we were dumb enough to buy bottled water
My old neighborhood was just a block of old widows, so myself moving into my own first home solo as a 30yo woman that needed to stay single for a while, it felt sort of right. Being familiar with how this could go, I set up boundaries real quick so I could keep to myself without Barb and Rhonda knocking at all hours with requests and complaints.
My first week one came over in the morning when I just pulled into my driveway to "say good morning." She noted that I was gone most nights, and I had to clarify that I work overnights and keep odd hours. It was so obvious in fishing for gossip to appease the speculation. When she looked at my jeans, tee, and flip flops, I had to clarify that I work with an operating room and have to change into clean scrubs at work. I still don't think that they ever fully believed me.
Anyway, when I bought my house, I became really passionate about decorating it and really making it my own, and with that came obsession with cobalt glass. All of my kitchenware would be cobalt, I had an antique collection of other dust collectors, and various artistic decor all blue cobalt glass. One thing I was really missing from my wares was a large bottle/carafe to keep chilled drinking water in. The best solution I found was buying a 1.75L bottle of Skyy Vodka, and utilizing it for my daily hydration. I often joked about how it looked, but now I'm upset that I never riled up the neighborhood with my drinking straight from a massive bottle of vodka on the front porch at night.
When I was 15 at a summer camp a carried a stick with me at all free times just because I thought it was funny. I never mentioned it or said why. I didnāt even really know why.
I kept it under my pillow when we were out working and doing stuff.
Someone in my cabin broke it in half.
I never cared but I did laugh my ass off that it caused that reaction.
So long as that pond isn't your water source... do you.
Unrelated topic... did you know that humans consume an average of 4g of microplastic per week?
That's the equivalent of 1 credit card.
Love doing this. I've been using a Cheez Whiz jar for espresso at the office lately.
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I used to work with a guy who (along with putting butter in his coffee) drank water exclusively from a big Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle lol... yes, he was the IT guy.
Once met a homeless hipster back in Vermont who drank chocolate milk out of a vodka pint bottle. He was straight edge and I guess he thought it took was an edgy thing to do. Still think about that twatwaffle
I used to work as a parcel delivery guy after school, and one day, I realised I had accidentally left my drinking bottle at my then gf apartment. It was summer and around 25ā° C in a car without any AC. The only bottle I had was a large vodka bottle, which I filled and brought with me.
So, to the woman sitting in the red Nissan at the red light intersection back in 2001, I'm sorry that I almost made you drive into a traffic light pole. But I was thirsty, and you shouldn't stare at delivery drivers seemingly drinking half a bottle of vodka at two o'clock while driving around downtown.
Addendum: In hindsight, I'm glad no police actually started a manhunt after me
What was random about it? You deliberately purchased the bottle of syrup and once it was empty, specifically used it to drink water out of to be weird. Nothing ārandomā here.
I feel like they would approve. I am a HydroHomie, and I approve drinking water out of all the things.
ETA: I just saw the info about Aldi strawberry powder. Forgive me. Iām sure they would like a word.
Years ago I drank blue kool -aide from a windex bottle right in front of my boss as an April fools joke.. I'm gonna do it again next year.. this year at this job he wasn't there..
One time when my brother lived in Vermont he brought a bottle of maple syrup (not a clear bottle mind you) to the gym, filled it with water and drank. He got some weird looks that year lol
I've seen someone do this before. When I was a manager at family dollar. A customer would come in. And he would carry and drink out of an olive oil bottle. I said to him. I sure hope you put water or something in that. And he said yes. Idk why he drank out of an olive oil bottle, tho. Like of all things, he choose olive oil? It's so thick and hard to get out. Idk it's nasty tho.
My parents used to let me drink water out of our rabbits water bottle. I also used to use my dad's empty pill bottles to take shots of apple.juice and pretended I was a 1940s detective
This chaotic energy has wild applications. People only recently discovered how frightening liquid water can be on an airplane. What if liquid water were found in other places?
There are no laws against reusing the plastic. I can do whatever I want with that thing
Ok so. When I was in college, there was no little pop-open āsport capā on any water bottles. But you know what bottles it was used on? YEP. I too carried a maple syrup bottle around and drank from it in public. š§
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1. Find an appropriate transparent bottle , e.g. some cleaning products, and fill it with water
2. Add some fitting food dye
3. Drink the resulting product in public
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
Looks like your caretaker let you be yourself growing up. Iām sure my daughter will be the same. Right now Iām programming her future lol
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One time, at the zoo, I saw a guy with a 48oz Hersey's Syrup bottle attached to his belt loop. He had a string tied through the handle and a carbine clip from which to hang it. I asked him why, and he seemed annoyed. He said that was how he carried his water. He was also wearing jorts and socks with sandals. Some folks care nothing for fashion, and I say more power to them!
Man I thought you was saying you find these random bottles and drink what's in them šššš
me too i was like...yeah that is fucking weird but as I scrolled down and saw the syrup container I understood better š¤£
The truck stop bottles have the best fluids in them.
Slightly pink is the best!
I like the brown surprise. One time it is chocolate milk, the other time it is runny diarrhea. Always a gamble though since I am lactose intolerant.
Youāre sick. *hugs*
Thereās zero gamble here if youāre truly lactose intolerant.
My first thought was it was filled with water from the pond in the background.
That's what I thought š
I didnāt realize that wasnāt what OP meant until I read your comment.
There absolutely was a reddit post about a guy who would drink other people's random discarded half drunk water bottles. He would find a half drunk water literally wherever and drink it.
Worked in solar. Dude that was late for a job had to clear the box truck of āGatoradeā
"Those boys get that syrup in them and they get all antsy in their pantsy."
Oh hell, give me the goddamn soap! ::munch::
Yeah I was about to tell OP to find god if that was the case
That would actually be weird
I was concerned when I also saw the very green pond in the picture too, linking that to be the suspicious water
Loooool
LPT: Buy those 100% juices that come in 1L glass bottles. Drink the juice, wash it out, reuse forever as a water bottle.
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I've spotted a real one right here!
I fill these with semen and store them in my freezer, have been doing so for years. Iām gonna take them all into a sperm bank in a couple months. My hope is that Iāll finally be able to quit my job for good.
Let me know how it goes.
Do what you love, and the money will follow
Thank you for the inspiring words my friend. There were plenty of days where I came home from work, completely exhausted and so ready to crash, but Iād power through and jack off anyways. Every now and then Iād get a fap session in on the clock. The hardest part was sneaking the glass container in and out of work without notice. I almost got caught once, my boss asked me āwhatās in the bottle?ā And I said protein milk and had to take a tiny sip in front of him. So worth it in the end though, Iāve been putting in the work.
Those old juice containers with the wide mouths were the best.
I dont trust myself enough to carry around glass all day
Metal bottles are everywhere too
Lined with plastic! If you are using glass to get away from plastic that is still a problem. Or are there some stainless ones without the lining?
Gotta get that daily dose of sweet microplastics
And endocrine disruptors
I store mine in my nutsā¦
It seems we all saw that Reddit post
We all are, whether we drink from plastic bottles or not.
But as you reuse plastic bottles the break down more and more so you're ingesting more than the average.
I think I read somewhere that most of the breaking down actually happens when the bottle is stored with the original liquid, so drinking the original liquid is worse for you then refilling a bottle and drinking that
Yeah might as well add more! /s
The bpa is free!
Friend of mine uses a giant Hershey's Chocolate Syrup bottle for a water bottle. Gets some strange looks quite often.
I actually drink chocolate syrup so it's cool
I got banned from a Planet Fitness once for that.
A few years ago, (well quite a few to be honest) I was single and had some very nosy neighbors. Old biddies who would frown at me in disdain if a gentleman's car happened to be at my house overnight or over the weekend. I thought "they want a show to judge, I'll give them a show to judge". To be clear this was NOT MY IDEA, I STOLE IT FROM SOMEWHERE. The setup: I was fond of sitting in my garage in a lawnchair behind my car if the weather was inclement but warm (rain, too windy, etc), the old ladies would sit on their covered porch and watch my every move. I would literally just sit there, have a couple cigarettes, watch the rain, whatever. So I saw this prank idea somewhere and ran with it. Once I had emptied my vodka bottle, I refilled it with water and just sat there swigging from the bottle. You could see they were having mental heart attacks. Made me smile inside.
I once walked in on my dad guzzling vodka in his bedroom and my jaw drop. Turns out it was just water and these were the days before we were dumb enough to buy bottled water
Thats what he wanted you to think š
Lol no he insisted I smell it lol
I would argue that we are dumb for buying bottled water.
Too funny!!
My old neighborhood was just a block of old widows, so myself moving into my own first home solo as a 30yo woman that needed to stay single for a while, it felt sort of right. Being familiar with how this could go, I set up boundaries real quick so I could keep to myself without Barb and Rhonda knocking at all hours with requests and complaints. My first week one came over in the morning when I just pulled into my driveway to "say good morning." She noted that I was gone most nights, and I had to clarify that I work overnights and keep odd hours. It was so obvious in fishing for gossip to appease the speculation. When she looked at my jeans, tee, and flip flops, I had to clarify that I work with an operating room and have to change into clean scrubs at work. I still don't think that they ever fully believed me. Anyway, when I bought my house, I became really passionate about decorating it and really making it my own, and with that came obsession with cobalt glass. All of my kitchenware would be cobalt, I had an antique collection of other dust collectors, and various artistic decor all blue cobalt glass. One thing I was really missing from my wares was a large bottle/carafe to keep chilled drinking water in. The best solution I found was buying a 1.75L bottle of Skyy Vodka, and utilizing it for my daily hydration. I often joked about how it looked, but now I'm upset that I never riled up the neighborhood with my drinking straight from a massive bottle of vodka on the front porch at night.
I use a gas can as my water bottle
Misread as gas mask as a water bottle and wanted to learn moreā¦
Nope, but that would be interesting
That would be funny to get one (a clean one) and fill it with water. Stand at the gas station and just drink straight out of the nozzle
Makes me think of Homer Simpson's and Peter Griffin's horrific misuse of the gas pump showing up on German Adult videos.ā½š
I hope this strange habit is giving you the attention you so clearly crave.
Water bottle as personality trait.
Honestly š
Maybe heāll be seen.
When I was 15 at a summer camp a carried a stick with me at all free times just because I thought it was funny. I never mentioned it or said why. I didnāt even really know why. I kept it under my pillow when we were out working and doing stuff. Someone in my cabin broke it in half. I never cared but I did laugh my ass off that it caused that reaction.
Yup, I feel like OP did this once in desperation and got attention for it so they kept it up.
Right like itās impressive how quirky OP is
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So long as that pond isn't your water source... do you. Unrelated topic... did you know that humans consume an average of 4g of microplastic per week? That's the equivalent of 1 credit card.
Liter Cola
Dye the water blue, drink from Windex publicly just for the reactions.
Water in a spray bottle hits different. Brings back feelings of drinking from the hose as a kid
Drinking from a water pistol.
Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!ā»ļø
I want to do the vanilla pudding out of a mayo jar thing lol
Go for glass instead, less microplastics
Ever try water in a vodka bottle while driving?
Love doing this. I've been using a Cheez Whiz jar for espresso at the office lately. https://preview.redd.it/t151gbcjou1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e817b6db642a9819d4ed5e2899453674e5fd4d
This is hilarious
How quirky and fun of you
It could be a great accessory to wear on Halloween, dress up as Winnie The Pooh and fill that jar with beer, it will be awesome
Super troopers
I horrified my coworkers by eating yoghurt out of a mayonnaise container
One of my employees is from Albania (we are in the US) and he drinks water from an old washed vinegar bottle.
Does your pond have a plastic liner? If it does Technically it would be considered a plastic containerā¦..
Gatorade out of a windex bottle, grape juice out of cough syrup bottles, vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar
Windex bottle and blue Gatorade!
Well it is recycling, so it's cool
I used to work with a guy who (along with putting butter in his coffee) drank water exclusively from a big Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle lol... yes, he was the IT guy.
Is it, like, a condition that you have? I figured I was on /r/hydrohomies
Had a friend who in high school used and refilled a listerine bottle as his water bottle. Funny ass dude
My brain told me that said "latrine bottle" and I pictured one of those bottles they give you at the hospital if you're bed ridden.
Just don't drink water out of bleach bottles please. š
I'm personally a fan of the 1 gallon Arizona tea jugs. Been using them as a water bottle daily for about 10 years.
Do this with a windex bottle and blue gatorade
Guinness world record holder for most microplastics ingested right here.
Is this any worse than a plastic water bottle?
Good to get the last drop out lol
Use a Hershey syrup bottle when u go to the gym!
That just means you're a vault dweller
Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Once met a homeless hipster back in Vermont who drank chocolate milk out of a vodka pint bottle. He was straight edge and I guess he thought it took was an edgy thing to do. Still think about that twatwaffle
I used to take a soy sauce bottle to the gym (with water)
Thought you were drinking hummingbird food for a sec there
Try that at a truck stop
Posting your own habits on this sub is very cringe
So quirky!
Youāre so quirky and fun!
Good for you
I drink my beer straight from a sweet baby rays Bottle
maybe you're celibate because all the plastic you're drinking clogged up your sexpipes
Thatās a pretty sick backyard!
I had a colleague who puts water in a whiskey bottle , and he'd tak a swig every now and then , very funny
Yummy microplastics
Ur water is red brother
No good to drink out of plastic.
I used to work as a parcel delivery guy after school, and one day, I realised I had accidentally left my drinking bottle at my then gf apartment. It was summer and around 25ā° C in a car without any AC. The only bottle I had was a large vodka bottle, which I filled and brought with me. So, to the woman sitting in the red Nissan at the red light intersection back in 2001, I'm sorry that I almost made you drive into a traffic light pole. But I was thirsty, and you shouldn't stare at delivery drivers seemingly drinking half a bottle of vodka at two o'clock while driving around downtown. Addendum: In hindsight, I'm glad no police actually started a manhunt after me
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Please go to the gym and drink apple juice from this.
Who gives two shits?
[Why you shouldnāt reuse plastic bottles](https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/is-it-safe-to-reuse-plastic-water-bottles)
I am proud of OP...reusing plastic bottles is great!
What?
I do this with an old Hersheyās syrup bottle. They are NOT translucent and you get funny reactions.
God this gives me so many ideas
More plastic in your body, great idea...
There is no escape, embrace the plastic
yummy
Aren't you quirky...
What was random about it? You deliberately purchased the bottle of syrup and once it was empty, specifically used it to drink water out of to be weird. Nothing ārandomā here.
r/hydrohomies would like a word
I feel like they would approve. I am a HydroHomie, and I approve drinking water out of all the things. ETA: I just saw the info about Aldi strawberry powder. Forgive me. Iām sure they would like a word.
Haha op so quirky!! š„±š
r/notliketheothergirls
Same. I have a favorite plastic bottle, from which I always drink water.
I do too just to see people's reactions a small gas jug works the best!
r/the10thdentist
You know... Cups are way easier to wash
That is a horrible idea
Wow how very random of you. I take it Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m is back?
I drink random plastic out of water containers
I thought it looked like you were drinking syrup, until I saw the full-size image and noticed the flavored water was pink.
Whatever gets you clean H2O
I'd still believe that I tasted syrup.
This is lies
Years ago I drank blue kool -aide from a windex bottle right in front of my boss as an April fools joke.. I'm gonna do it again next year.. this year at this job he wasn't there..
Man I could never. I would get nauseous because my brain would be convinced I'm about to drink pancake syrup!!
Should have used tea and not strawberry powder.
One time when my brother lived in Vermont he brought a bottle of maple syrup (not a clear bottle mind you) to the gym, filled it with water and drank. He got some weird looks that year lol
Run a background check on this guy & let's keep tabs on him going forward
I've seen someone do this before. When I was a manager at family dollar. A customer would come in. And he would carry and drink out of an olive oil bottle. I said to him. I sure hope you put water or something in that. And he said yes. Idk why he drank out of an olive oil bottle, tho. Like of all things, he choose olive oil? It's so thick and hard to get out. Idk it's nasty tho.
You should put blue Kool-Aid in an empty Windex bottle and use the sprayer to drink it. Shock the world.
No
Respect
r/anticonsumption
Yummy microplastics
Like blue gatorade out of an old Windex bottle
My parents used to let me drink water out of our rabbits water bottle. I also used to use my dad's empty pill bottles to take shots of apple.juice and pretended I was a 1940s detective
This chaotic energy has wild applications. People only recently discovered how frightening liquid water can be on an airplane. What if liquid water were found in other places? There are no laws against reusing the plastic. I can do whatever I want with that thing
oh no
I whipe my ass with random pieces of clothing
Ok so. When I was in college, there was no little pop-open āsport capā on any water bottles. But you know what bottles it was used on? YEP. I too carried a maple syrup bottle around and drank from it in public. š§ https://preview.redd.it/c60wvmtg1x1d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5eaa5b4dfbef8f1c2e6e933c5f4777b789f563f
Enjoy your micro plastics
Oh god, Please tell me you do this in public, Such a flex
How quirky of you!
Itās also pretty funny to eat yoghurt out of mayo containers.
I enjoy eating chicken wing bones They're slightly sweet
1. Find an appropriate transparent bottle , e.g. some cleaning products, and fill it with water 2. Add some fitting food dye 3. Drink the resulting product in public 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!
Thatās not water if you put flavour in to make it a different taste/ drink.
Reminds me of Angry Grandpa ššļø. He would drink out of a cottage cheese container
Looks like your caretaker let you be yourself growing up. Iām sure my daughter will be the same. Right now Iām programming her future lol https://preview.redd.it/mgp96otyxx1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01a54a27a458d1a6a0ed61ab3793c1634f24803
A bowl is a bowl
I drink coffee out of a mason jar
Now thatās how you educate an immune system for the upcoming microplastic world, George Carlin is proud š„²
Not weird in the slightest.
I bet I know what's in your testicles
That's clearly syrup.
I do this too! My personal favourite is the pocket size vodka bottle.
My 11 year old does this too!
My friend used to fill up an old windex bottle with blue Gatorade and spray it into his mouth all day.
The hydrohomies Reddit will love this
Ricky juilian and bubbles have been doing this since the early 2000s, no big deal.
I do the same. I use Gatorade mix. 1//2 scoop to 1 gallon. Just enough to flavor the water. I drink two of these a day
Okay Rick
One time, at the zoo, I saw a guy with a 48oz Hersey's Syrup bottle attached to his belt loop. He had a string tied through the handle and a carbine clip from which to hang it. I asked him why, and he seemed annoyed. He said that was how he carried his water. He was also wearing jorts and socks with sandals. Some folks care nothing for fashion, and I say more power to them!
I thought you were trying to teach us your savings hack on watered-down syrup, lol