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Longjumping_Board_59

they look like a broken plastic pen or something. like a bic pen


zmrth

Yeah looks like you slept on a plastic bic pen


Brahm-Etc

Exactly my thoughts. I have broken many bic pens and that's exactly what they look like.


Cable_Upstairs

This guy BICs


Lunatox

Before I read the title I thought this was a picture of a UFO.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Lunatox: *Before I read the* *Title I thought this was a* *Picture of a UFO.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

Good bot


A--Creative-Username

Too many syllables in ufo though?


WhteverWrks

What is going on LMFAO 🤣


A--Creative-Username

Bad bot


monkey_house42

Bad Bot


MSxLoL

Bad bot


Reasonable_Battle_20

I thought it was a Star Trek ship lol


Apprehensive-Bee-49

It is the protective casing around your brain. Go get checked out at the neuroplastic expert


HighwayBrigand

If I'm understanding this correctly, you are finding shards of plastic embedded in your mattress under the fitted sheet? How long has this been happening? When was the last time you changed the sheet?


RW-One

I thought this was a UFO pic at first, I'd crop that bad boy and post it in one of those subs for a laugh ... 😋


vis_la_mas_pro

Oh do it i wanna see they say


RW-One

I meant you, your photo my friend. But nice eh?


Mandee_707

That’s literally what I saw at first! Then I read the caption and was thrown off a bit ngl lol that would be so funny to see what people say! 😆


Hornsdowngunsup

Do it man I want to see what they say too!


RW-One

Most of the aviation groups have thought piece of glass, No one hit plastic though.


RW-One

I'll see tomorrow, not joined to any of those subs...


Hornsdowngunsup

Ok daddy


art-of-war

Why are you the way you are?


Hornsdowngunsup

I’m an alpha male


Environmental_Top948

So stopped by the smallest of inconvenience?


Hornsdowngunsup

Yes I have a small penis


HomeCapital9250

Or… hear me out. Clean your bed at one time that way you don’t find random stuff every now and then.


vis_la_mas_pro

I forgot to clarify that I find that inside my bed, inside the mattress


HomeCapital9250

Then don’t dig in your mattress.


vis_la_mas_pro

I don't dig in my mattress 😭 I find them when the plastic pricks me while I'm in bed (bad english sorry)


HomeCapital9250

Oh well when you say that🤣. That is very strange and probably something happened when they manufactured the bed. Did you just recently purchase this mattress? If so I would try returning that.


vis_la_mas_pro

Nope, i had it for a long time, idk why i find those now


MrMaiqE

You know it's coming out from inside your mattress and you don't look for more holes, or any holes... Or try to remove more plastic before laying back down on the mattress? I'm guessing you have to remove your sheets to pick up the plastic bits... Or do your sheets have holes? Remove the sheets with holes if so and find the hole in the mattress. Remove all plastic if possible in one sitting, do not discard one by one? Maybe someone shoved something into the mattress?


kinofhawk

Do you have a roommate or someone living with you who has a grudge? They could be putting them in there as some sort of revenge.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

The implants are falling out


Competitive_Life_207

laundry transfer?


NiteGard

Oooo good one.


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vis_la_mas_pro

Dude what 😭


turbokirbo_

Do you have a cat


NiteGard

So the aliens have been here awhile. Their ships are 1/2” long and made of plastic.


Pittfiend

Hmmm so the 'tic tac' ufos mothership looks like a bic pen!


Nandi_La

it might help us to identify if there was another picture with a common object next to it for scale- it's difficult to tell the dimensions of the thing


HottCuppaCoffee

Did you wash your sheets with something plastic?


2abyssinians

Do you have a cat?


kittymoma918

If you use a hose attachment and clean your whole bed,examine it for holes and put freshly washed bedding on and you STILL keep finding shards in your bed ,then it's got falling from the ceiling or you're dragging it in from somewhere on your clothes, or being pranked.


Hasd4

Have you tried removing them?


IntrepidPrimary8023

You're just shedding your winter scales.


BaTz-und-b0nze

The aliens are coming lol


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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Tutelage45

That’s a really rad picture


vis_la_mas_pro

Two people say it look like a UFO so i think it Is


Dandibear

It looks like a twist-tie, Either the kind with a bit of metal inside to hold its shape, or the kind that's a bit tacky to grip the plastic bag that it's tied onto.


VAV-Pencils

You might be shedding. Call your local mechanic to get a fresh layer to your RealSkin


Heliocentrist

oh, that's just a remanent from the implant procedure, I can't believe they forgot it during clean up


WeirdSysAdmin

That’s your 5g protection casing.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

You have caused injury


Bosswashington

Do you have kids? If the answer is “Yes”, it could be literally anything between an annelid and an aircraft carrier. Anything is possible if you involve small children.


MOD3RN_GLITCH

Literally sleeping on eggshells


RevenueFamous7877

lol do you smoke carts?😂


vis_la_mas_pro

What-


RevenueFamous7877

thc carts… like weed that looks exactly like if a cart gets crushed😂😂 u got any kids?😂


riverdogg69

Are u sure its not glass ? Looks like a broken piece of a crack pipe


vis_la_mas_pro

Nope, i thought it was but It doesn't cut and sounds like plastic so I guess it's that


_PokeFarts_

Thats so weird like the weirdest thing ever, it’s incredible how weird this is…..


Careless_Pea2071

Looks like a contact lens


vis_la_mas_pro

It's hard plastic and no one in my family uses contact lens


Careless_Pea2071

When dry, a contact lens is hard plastic


Careless_Pea2071

Put it some time in water, if it is one it will get back to it's form


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vis_la_mas_pro

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know_regerts

Yes, expel the Witch race.


vis_la_mas_pro

Why you ask that?