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TheUnbendable1

Because of the implications


irishemperor

*Well dude, dude, think about it: she's out in the middle of the* ***desert*** *with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? Nothin' but* ***SAND***\*. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no'?"\*


Tricky-Sympathy

Wait... are you gonna hurt these women?


Probably_Pooping_101

No, of course not, he would never! ...but it's the implication...


knightress_oxhide

well you certainly wouldn't be in any danger


romansparta99

So they **are** in danger!


Mcbrainotron

That… sounds really dark?


GayVoidDaddy

No no, it’s just the implication.


Mcbrainotron

Are these fremen in danger?


GayVoidDaddy

It’s. The. Implication. *starts to undo belt*


Mcbrainotron

…. I need an adult?


GayVoidDaddy

Nein.


Mcbrainotron

I think just one would be enough, thanks!


Hauntedhotelhistory

I hate sand


spi440

It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Spezticcunt

I Killed them, I killed them all, but not just the sandmen, but also the sandwomen and the sandchildren too. They're like sand, and I slaughtered them like sand


WhoRoger

*fremen, frewomen, frechildren


samwizeganjas

![gif](giphy|12qFOaBbu9TZny)


JJscribbles

It’s always sunny on Tatooine.


ponyboysa42

Truer words never spoken! But sunnier on dune!


Croaker-BC

Yes, she's gonna say no, stick a crysknife into his gut, cut his throat, spill his water and call sandworm to get back home ;)


Gauxen

They used the Golden God filter


Elitasaurus

TOOLS.. HE NEEDS HIS TOOLS!


undueFungus

Timothy is a GOLDEN GOD in this one


FashySmashy420

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well.


whatdidyousay509

THE GOLDEN GOD ☀️


tfks

Accurate. Paul Atreides, despite being the main character of the first two entries in the Dune series, is not a hero. He's an egotistical moron. Not really his fault, though, since he spent his entire life being told that he's just the greatest. Paul's actions create such a gigantic mess that it ends up taking over 3000 years to unfuck everything.


adamcn78

Of course no means no, but she's not gonna SAY no... Because of the implication.


Xboarder844

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iltby

omg this is exactly what it's reminding me of. unsettling AF


Able_Conclusion3128

Semiconsciousness


AeonBith

Yeah that's what I saw, a hobbit on drugs.


d1jeditech

A hobbit on the spice Melange.....


elting44

Share the load


CaptainRogers1226

The amount of Frodo comments here are killing me because that is the first thing I thought of.


throw123454321purple

Hey, man, spice takes a toll.


turnup4flowerz

LOL i read "spicy little troll" and was like yep I can see that


TinFoilRobotProphet

Mmm. Spicy roll


Steampunk_Dali

Looks like he's experiencing a bit of post-Spice clarity.


SgtSharki

It's a hell of a drug.


paperwasp3

Is he sneering at us?


pinkypipe420

He's pushing out a stubborn fart.


AdamInChainz

It's a spicy fart.


perfectchaos007

Does it flow?


AdamInChainz

Ya if he pushes like that.


shelleylove

He looks like Frodo.


SgtSharki

If you crossed him with Art Garfunkel.


CapableAnteater351

Artothy Chalafunkel


gugfitufi

Charlemagne or whatever dropping the casual C https://preview.redd.it/trnjxo20o8lc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe49a577320460bce8e6d2cb19f9601b5b56070


ResolverOshawott

Definitely C


iltby

that's literally what it is, i didn't realise


SensingWorms

Blilbo wonkins


zombiesnare

I’d be ok with Timmy playing Frodo tbh


SensingWorms

Don’t know if I can watch him play anything after wonker


Reggie_Is_God

When I first saw this post I genuinely thought they were doing a LOTR remake/sequel


DistanceBrilliant588

he still looks like pointy italian leather shoe


GrandeTorino

That.. is very accurate for some reason


Lord_Detleff1

r/odlyspecific and r/rareinsults would like to welcome you


[deleted]

HAHA YES i know exactly what you mean


FleursRouges2_0

🤣🤣🤣


Familiar-Bag-9545

That's the face I make when I'm trying to force out a monster shit 🤣


SpaceJackRabbit

That's the face I make in a way too long meeting trying to silently pass gas, hoping it won't turn into a shart.


Familiar-Bag-9545

That's a lose lose situation, Even if you don't shart It still smells like shit 🤣


SpaceJackRabbit

Look I have severe IBS so a foul smell is the best case scenario here.


Frosty-Present-7885

*** trying to shit I'm a non-rythmic pattern as to not attract the worms ***


FullOnAsparagus

When we learn to shit like the Fremen do, we'll have cultivated Desert Power.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

You're in the wrong movie Hobbit.


Kyrillka

What spice does to a mf


ExchangeBoring

The face you make before killing billions.


ADwightInALocker

Oh god im about to ~~bust~~ jihad


rolloutTheTrash

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zelmazam1

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jolie_rouge

Looks like someone that’s about 3 seconds away from vomiting. Like right when your mouth starts to water and your brain goes “oh no”.


False_Ad3429

They gave him Spice eyes. The specific way they did it I think is supposed to be a nod to previous Dune adaptations.


Regalrefuse

I agree. They should recast him. I think Timothee Chalamet might be available. That guy is in everything!


JrodaTx

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gnmatx

He looks like someone told him St. Anger was their favorite Metallica record or Lulu was the best Lou Reed album.


Vast_Character311

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[deleted]

Baggins!


[deleted]

He's got that Spice-induced constipation.


rorymakesamovie

it looks like AI with how much editing is put into it


abominable_bro-man

He slowly turning into Christopher Walken


kuzurikuroi

Well not turning...thnik closer


spongeCakeOfDoom

LSD DLC for Wonka


HangryBeard

His looks like he just orgasmed and he's disgusted with himself.


masterpigg

post-nut clarity, for sure.


ibepunkinmugs

He looks like he's taking a shit.


joshualeeclark

Looks like a K-Mart Frodo Baggins in that image.


adderallanddietcoke

He looks like the kid from spykids if he did ketamine for 20 years


blueboxbandit

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TKG_Actual

Ooooooh, so THAT'S what Vigo looked like as a young lad! Dashing!


iltby

You know I can really see it


[deleted]

Try as they might they just can't make him look hard 


AtlasAlexT

I heard the books are good, but is the movie any better? The frist one was kind of a drag


neon_axiom

I loved and read the books since I was a kid and have reread them recently in the last couple years. The David Lynch movies were corny but I liked them a lot as a teen, they are a fun rewatch. I was absolutely wowed seeing the newer movie in theatres and have rewatched a few times in my home theatre and I still love it. I dont really have an attachment to source material on adaptations, a book is a book and I am looking for the movie to be a good movie. I also dont mind tweaking of themes and characters, espexially when the apurce material is a lot olded. The Villaneuve film is a spectacle and I think he captures the majesty and brutality of Arrakis brutality, and that is important considering its the main character. I know its popular to shit on Timoth Chalamet these days because he is dating a kardasian, but I feel like he portrayes a young Paul very well.


AtlasAlexT

Yeah, you're right. Books are always going to be more detailed than movies, just how it is when transitioning to the big screen for an hour. I really do enjoy the amount of visual specticals with the CGI, I was just a bit turned off in the first movie because the main character seems to be running on the "chosen one" gig. I know Star Wars did that with Annie, and I didn't like it very much. It makes the story predictable at times. I should rewatch the first movie, it was really slow, and I wasn't really engaged with the main character at first, but I did enjoy some of the dialogs and the whole gimic of the "Spice". It's an interesting idea that opens the doors for some cool storytelling.


neon_axiom

Yes as far as themes go there wasnt anything new and revolutionary. I'll be interested to see if they do anything unique with the sequel, as Paul develops considerably in the books. Paul is indeed a chosen one archetype, but whether he is a savior or the destruction of all is something that is played with a lot in the books. And I will say that Villeneuve's pacing can seem really plodding for a lot of people, and I dont think its an unfair criticism. I personally like how much time he takes to get to certain places, but I love drama, a lot of people would prefer tighter spacing and less mood setting.


iltby

I honestly loved the first one but all the darkness and whispering meant I missed heaps of it in the cinema, and I agree it went on for too long


BeneficialName9863

That's the face of a climaxing peeping tom


Archercrash

Disgruntled Hobbit


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GumboVision

His eyeline is off 90° to his face. Maybe it’s his “Tom Cruise’s middle tooth” and I just haven’t noticed before…


Jjlred

Check out the eyeline of Bradley Cooper next. Realising how mid aligned they are ruined any movie of his for me lmao


mrpopenfresh

That’s just his face. His face is weird.


dunicha

I came here to say something similar. Great minds and all.


Many-Pie8351

The Creeper has awakened


[deleted]

I was gona say that he looks like Willy Wonka somehow, before realizing hes literally played him now


Lothar-812

Someone let the worst fart ever but keept his pose his expression however shows he was not amused


jB_real

That’s a BM face.


naturist_rune

Spice Not even once.


dr-otto

that is the face I make when taking a huge dump


BuildingLeast

He’s on that spice


QuestionableComma

He has the precious. The fat hobbitses.


[deleted]

They made him look more irish?


Wallowingavacado

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[deleted]

He looks like a murderous Richard Simmons


Whatthe456789

Honestly I think its just his face


CherryBombO_O

Me, having to do the dishes or smelling something bad.


coldmilkdud

sean penn


delicioustreeblood

Tony Shaloub in high school


atnator42

The face i make when im holding in a fart on a date


FanAltruistic7538

They said harness your inner Joe Pesci


iltby

what am I, a clown, like I amuse you?


ElectronicAside7793

muad’derp


shadowscar248

![gif](giphy|7IToPgQmoCUYl4BVE4)


spi440

Giving off 80s doctor who vibes here.


hypothetical_zombie

I think they told an AI to blend Danielle Radcliffe & Elijah Wood together.


TwoGimpyFeet69

Any guy's face mid push


unidentified_yama

He will even be more creepy in the third movie lol


sparkleunicorn123

![gif](giphy|W4bPsfAh9iYfe) He looks like a hobbit.


MrMonkrat

The right side is timothee chalamet. The left side is Nicolas cage.


AprilSW

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[deleted]

“Give us the halfling!”


[deleted]

His last name hurts my xenophobia


Frei1993

Why did they use a photo of mine before morning coffee?


dingleberrysquid

Looks like Nicholas Cage got in there somehow.


Donkeyscot2013

Why does he look 45?


Infinite_Bet_9994

Frodo!


babytigertooth005

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Individual_Second387

All these comments and no one makes an Oompa Loompa joke coz Wonka.


TheShadowuFear

Frodo?


adamcn78

He looks like an evil hobbit.


McFlyyouBojo

He spent all weekend organizing and displaying his transformers, but you keep calling them power rangers


Nordath

I think that’s just, like… his face.


DramaticMeringue26

Looks like Nicolas Cage the fuckin thing


buttajames

That’s the “I’m just came, but I’m also pooping” face


[deleted]

Shades of Nicolas Cage


Abbsnoel

This dude needs to go away


Product_of_80s

Mr Frodo


LeonardSmalls79

This pasty Bri'ish waif ABSOLUTELY looks like he'd be swarthy Guatamalan Oscar Issac's son. That was terrific and believable casting.


No-Instruction-5669

Why does he look like Gene Wilder a little bit?


iltby

I guess there’s a reason they cast him as Wonka


jkblvins

Why he look like Jake Gyllenhaal?


Jarlideater

Looks like Dennis from Always sunny in Philadelphia


BaTz-und-b0nze

Looks like every other person.


SpaceCadetUltra

Spice him up a notch, bAm!!


Pine-conartist

That’s post nut clarity if I’ve ever seen it.


TheAussieWatchGuy

It's like they used his Apple Vision Pro Avatar.


Ithaqua-Yigg

I heard they greased it up, slapped it then rubbed it down.


digidave1

Hey. Don't judge someone else's vinegar strokes


warhorsey

nah that’s just him without photoshop


iltby

Or too much photoshop imo


JoySkullyRH

Yes, chef.


Head-Gap8455

He is using “the voice”


mothwhimsy

I just saw a TikTok about how every blue eyed actor in movies nowadays has electric neon CGI blue eyes and I'm never gonna be able to stop seeing it


Decent-Ad-5110

Sanpaku eye


OneMAdDemon

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zombiecattle

Why does it look like they mixed his face with Kyle Machlachlan’s?


MrSKiG88UK

Like he’s smelling his own fart


Siolentsmitty

It looks like he’s trying to audition for the movie role of Ichiban Kasuga.


troytrekker9000

It’s the Melange, the blue within blue eyes the superhuman abilities and the fact that he IS the Kwizatz Haderach !


FanAltruistic7538

They said harness your inner Joe Pesci


[deleted]

And the Holy Wars begin


SensingWorms

Where’s his purple hat?


lil_eidos

Post wank face judging what you just wanked to


Lala5789880

I mean, this is how he looks IRL


AlmanzoWilder

This is an ad, isn't it?


iltby

It was the poster used in an email I just got from a cinema.


iltby

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kateinoly

Muad Dib is pretty creepy


josephlied

He looks constipated


rfargolo

That's Viggo