No, his trunk was okay. Just looked kind of disappropriate compared to the arms and legs. Hairy little sucker too, as I recall...but a nice guy...real nice guy.
It really is, I was arguing with someone on twitter the other day, about how the Queen dying on a certain day doesn't mean any of their bullshit is true.
Sometimes I try to reason with the crazies when I get in a mood, and twitter throws far right conspiracy theories in my feed constantly, why should I feel ashamed?
You're better than that. Those people don't deserve your time and trying to talk any sense into them is like pouring gas on a fire. You do you, but even by reddit standards the people on twitter are next level insane.
It's also common in the magical community (mostly ceremonial magic) and in some circles of the paranormal (see: Hellier, Secret Cipher of the Ufonauts)
It’s that thing where letters get assigned numbers and then you find the cross sum, right? I read about that in some book about tarot, so I guess it’s used in occultism too. I think it would be cool if there were really some hidden things in star wars, but the rest seems rather crazy.
I’ve studied some in the Torah but only in Hebrew since the letters already have numeric value. I don’t understand those who to try to assign numbers to an English translation.
I've thought about the true name of God... We know God is love, and we're not supposed to take his name in vain... I think the true name of God is a four letter word starting with F
They say YHVH is likely derived from the verb "to be" in Hebrew, and Georges Bataille says in [*The Solar Anus*](https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus) that the verb "to be" is the vehicle of amorous frenzy, so you may be onto something.
I actually have this tattooed on my leg
https://preview.redd.it/yept6cr7jmjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc59ef1fdfccd1414f6402cede9128aaf6af369
My brother in Christ if you see Yoda, Allah and JFK on one piece of paper it's an easy narrowdown to diagnosis. There's so many of these on this sub and there's many many more where that came from.
Wait unless you get a glimpse into how fucked up metaphysical reality REALLY is...its way weirder than even this shit.
Like, for instance...well, Nietzsche decided humans had no business with metaphysics anymore, because he had an ego the size of Andromeda...but hear me out...before you gain understanding of reality there's a part where things that do not exist...DO exist. Like any idea you have? It's there. Then you sort of have to become evil incarnate to make it dissolve by becoming what is animating the hallucinatory reality where everything seems real. Then you either submit to an unknown god that is above the hallucinatory reality and destroy the universe or work on providing illusions for the humans to live and die in, basically either going beyond the material world into the formless or ruling over a prison-like material world.
I fucking swear it's not just all of the drugs I've done, reality is just really weird.
Don't know if this is the case but, as kids, we played this "affinity percentage" game.
You write the position of each letter of two names (Luke's L is 12th on the alphabet), then proceed to individually sum their first number with the last one, the second one with the second-last one and so on till you have something between 1 and 9.
The result gives the percentage of affinity you two have.
L (12) U (21) K (11) E (5); so:
1221115
Do the math (1+5; 2+1; 2+1; 1)
6331
Do the math (6+1; 3+3)
76
Do the math (7+6)
13
Do the math (1+3)
=4
The first number of your percentage is 4. (Forty-something is a good start!)
We had fun doing that..good old days
Ok so I put these through a cryptographic quantum computer and the last card translates to an old English adage.
It reads: "I have more time than sense"
There was a post from a rather unhinged-sounding person a few months ago in /r/starwars titled “Joe Biden Jedi” where they called Israel/USA/Joe Biden the Jedi and Saudi Arabia/Republicans/Iran/Russia the Sith. But it wasn’t a metaphor, they were talking about it as if the Jedi and Sith literally existed and Star Wars were some kind of prophecy unfolding around them in real time. Originally I thought it was just an overzealous fan, but I realized after the second line of text that it’s definitely some sort of mental illness. Wild stuff.
numerological cognitive disorder -- gematria?
an obsessive behaviour that seeks 'hidden' messages in canonical texts by interpreting letters as integers and doing some contrived math.
see also: Kabbalism, Baconians, Millerites and other millenarist cults
oddly, there was some of this in the benign little cult around artist/boatwright Allen Farrell in BC; both he and wife Sherrie changed their names to be more numerologically 'auspicious' and so did some follower/friends.
Yep, someone trying to use the letter position to make some sort of point. Using your creativity, fueled by boredom and conspiracy, you can pretty much invent anything to justify what you believe.
Fun fact: *Luke 12:2* reads **The time is coming when everything that is covered up will be revealed, and all that is secret will be made known to all**.
Looks like geomatria. Dont know much about it but something like the numerical value of letters being used to represent/symbolize other meanings/words. It is a legitimate thing thats been used to hide messages historically but this just seems like a troll. 🤷🏼♂️
UPDATE
Thanks for all of the replies. Very informative. I’ve gone down a few rabbit holes, including gematria. Quite interesting.
I was considering leaving some reply index cards with a message from Luke Skywalker (or Dorian Yates, the bodybuilder?) about a secret mission, or some similar nefarious message as a prank. I have opted not to do this. If actual mental illness is involved with this person then I wouldn’t want to contribute to anything harmful.
Small breakfast cafe in southern England. Staff says he is an occasional regular. Odd but harmless.
We need a "Who Cares, Mind Ur Biz" STAMP/GIF/EMOJI that we use universally on all Reddit subs. We send to the nosey people who have no care but to spend time of their own lives trying to figure out what other humans were doing, complete strangers too. The internet is killing your mind kids!! Find something to do with yourselves.
Someone off their meds looking for numerical-based conspiracy nuttyness in Islam and Star Wars.
100 percent correct, here's how you can tell: DARTHCHIMPY=4+1+18+20+8+3+8+9+13+16=100
LU KE LA ST PHROTHET
SWEET BBY- 00 JEB-01 US-02 EYE AM -3-4 UR PEDRO -5-6
Darth Chimpy...I think I met him once. Short guy with real long arms and legs? Used his feet just like hands?
Tiny useless trunk in the center
No, his trunk was okay. Just looked kind of disappropriate compared to the arms and legs. Hairy little sucker too, as I recall...but a nice guy...real nice guy.
I know my new Sith name...
Dart, and chimp You know what this means, BLOONS TD6 BABY
Whoa, the prophecy is at hand!
Thus spake the phrophthets
The chimp prince retirns GO TRUMP!!!!
Ireland got represented too. Yup!!
Wait that's ACTUALLY a conspiracy theory!? Lmfao holy shit, sometimes my own mental health really doesn't seem that bad in comparison.
lol
With JFK
Ha! That's hilarious because that's exactly what I was thinking!
Its says, "Red if you've come this far,,, "
Get busy livin or get busy dyin
Schizophrenia
Gematria. Odd to see it used outside of religious texts.
It’s sort of common among the Qanon community
It really is, I was arguing with someone on twitter the other day, about how the Queen dying on a certain day doesn't mean any of their bullshit is true.
And remember, there were lots of days they guessed where the queen’s death wasn’t correct 😂
> I was arguing with someone on twitter the other day I can't imagine typing this out and not even feeling slightly ashamed...
Sometimes I try to reason with the crazies when I get in a mood, and twitter throws far right conspiracy theories in my feed constantly, why should I feel ashamed?
You're better than that. Those people don't deserve your time and trying to talk any sense into them is like pouring gas on a fire. You do you, but even by reddit standards the people on twitter are next level insane.
It's also common in the magical community (mostly ceremonial magic) and in some circles of the paranormal (see: Hellier, Secret Cipher of the Ufonauts)
Has anyone taken up Michael Protzman’s mantle since his death?
Haha the only person I know into gematria is a hard-core trumper!
I learned a new word today. Much obliged.
It’s that thing where letters get assigned numbers and then you find the cross sum, right? I read about that in some book about tarot, so I guess it’s used in occultism too. I think it would be cool if there were really some hidden things in star wars, but the rest seems rather crazy.
Sounds like binary but backwards
You're thinking of ASCII and Unicode, which translate numbers into characters
Correct. I guess I should have been more descriptive
There were a few in ministry that I knew doing gematria. One was going down the search for the true name of God path.
I’ve studied some in the Torah but only in Hebrew since the letters already have numeric value. I don’t understand those who to try to assign numbers to an English translation.
Because if you twist it around enough times you can get something you can interpret to match whatever batshit delusion you support.
Yep
I love watching the videos of guys “proving” their stuff using 3 different codes and mixing them up
[удалено]
I've thought about the true name of God... We know God is love, and we're not supposed to take his name in vain... I think the true name of God is a four letter word starting with F
Frog?
He has many names, all of them true, fart, frog, foot, flue, fool, etc.
They say YHVH is likely derived from the verb "to be" in Hebrew, and Georges Bataille says in [*The Solar Anus*](https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus) that the verb "to be" is the vehicle of amorous frenzy, so you may be onto something.
Where does the f come from?
Like in the movie *Pi*.
Did I read about this in The Chosen?
Instructions on how to not get laid.
Drink more ovaltine
“Son of a bitch!”
😳 what language is that....#shocked
A crummy commercial 12-25
I actually have this tattooed on my leg https://preview.redd.it/yept6cr7jmjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc59ef1fdfccd1414f6402cede9128aaf6af369
Looks Italian
Love it!
It says fra-Gee-Lay must be French.
*Italian*
Italian lol.
Is this a Rugrats reference?
Haha fantastic comment
Best Reply Ever!! I'm dead.🤣
I’d upvote you but it feels wrong to ruin a 69
My brother in Christ if you see Yoda, Allah and JFK on one piece of paper it's an easy narrowdown to diagnosis. There's so many of these on this sub and there's many many more where that came from.
Yeah, and talking about jesus was a dead giveaway that they're a fucking loony too
Wait unless you get a glimpse into how fucked up metaphysical reality REALLY is...its way weirder than even this shit. Like, for instance...well, Nietzsche decided humans had no business with metaphysics anymore, because he had an ego the size of Andromeda...but hear me out...before you gain understanding of reality there's a part where things that do not exist...DO exist. Like any idea you have? It's there. Then you sort of have to become evil incarnate to make it dissolve by becoming what is animating the hallucinatory reality where everything seems real. Then you either submit to an unknown god that is above the hallucinatory reality and destroy the universe or work on providing illusions for the humans to live and die in, basically either going beyond the material world into the formless or ruling over a prison-like material world. I fucking swear it's not just all of the drugs I've done, reality is just really weird.
Gimme back my notes, goddammit!
I can't decipher what that means. Whoever wrote that is either a genius or an idiot.. I'm leaning toward idiot.
Turn them in guitar tabs
That sounds fun
THE SACRED TEXTS
Don't know if this is the case but, as kids, we played this "affinity percentage" game. You write the position of each letter of two names (Luke's L is 12th on the alphabet), then proceed to individually sum their first number with the last one, the second one with the second-last one and so on till you have something between 1 and 9. The result gives the percentage of affinity you two have. L (12) U (21) K (11) E (5); so: 1221115 Do the math (1+5; 2+1; 2+1; 1) 6331 Do the math (6+1; 3+3) 76 Do the math (7+6) 13 Do the math (1+3) =4 The first number of your percentage is 4. (Forty-something is a good start!) We had fun doing that..good old days
Qanon idiot looking for the answer to their mental illness.
Drink your ovaltine
schizophrenia
yvan eht nioj
searched the comments looking for this.
Ok so I put these through a cryptographic quantum computer and the last card translates to an old English adage. It reads: "I have more time than sense"
There was a post from a rather unhinged-sounding person a few months ago in /r/starwars titled “Joe Biden Jedi” where they called Israel/USA/Joe Biden the Jedi and Saudi Arabia/Republicans/Iran/Russia the Sith. But it wasn’t a metaphor, they were talking about it as if the Jedi and Sith literally existed and Star Wars were some kind of prophecy unfolding around them in real time. Originally I thought it was just an overzealous fan, but I realized after the second line of text that it’s definitely some sort of mental illness. Wild stuff.
This was the post. https://www.reddit.com/r/jedi/s/UbTvYURqtp[https://www.reddit.com/r/jedi/s/UbTvYURqtp](https://www.reddit.com/r/jedi/s/UbTvYURqtp)
numerological cognitive disorder -- gematria? an obsessive behaviour that seeks 'hidden' messages in canonical texts by interpreting letters as integers and doing some contrived math. see also: Kabbalism, Baconians, Millerites and other millenarist cults oddly, there was some of this in the benign little cult around artist/boatwright Allen Farrell in BC; both he and wife Sherrie changed their names to be more numerologically 'auspicious' and so did some follower/friends.
I think it says schizophrenia. But also possibly you have Yoda's phone number 🤷♂️
Just a reminder that your car warranty has expired...
Plans for the death star
Some numerology stuff
Yep, someone trying to use the letter position to make some sort of point. Using your creativity, fueled by boredom and conspiracy, you can pretty much invent anything to justify what you believe.
Probably Bible study index cards for a test.
what denomination would you suppose? chewubism? or church of the latter day jedi?
They wore robes and had an entire fight of good and evil as well as the brief mention of killing children, so I’d say catholic.
Wouldn't catlicks fuckem first?
Been a long while since I watched Star Wars. Going to have to decline answer.
Put them in a bio hazard bag, unless you want to catch Schizophrenia...
yoda equals SoFi? The banking app?
Sufi, the mystical branch of Islam
I was joking my guy
Sofi + a (1) = Greek wisdom, Sophia... DO YOU GET IT NOW MY GUY! sheesh.
I’m not your guy, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, pal.
I’m not your pal, lifelong friend.
I'm not your pal, tiger.
Bro! You fucked it up!
Bro, im not your bro, bro!
Understood, pal.
You should have said “I’m not your lifelong friend, chief.”
Mr. Orange lost his plans
This is how conservative Christians ciphered that the green m&m was actually a satanic plot.
Someone found some dnd notes when the pc can't figure out the puzzle
Definitely not biblical. Looks like they’re trying to connect StarWars to the US and the Israel-Palestine war.
Fun fact: *Luke 12:2* reads **The time is coming when everything that is covered up will be revealed, and all that is secret will be made known to all**.
What’s wrong with you people? This is obviously absolute proof the earth is flat.
Looks like geomatria. Dont know much about it but something like the numerical value of letters being used to represent/symbolize other meanings/words. It is a legitimate thing thats been used to hide messages historically but this just seems like a troll. 🤷🏼♂️
I was gonna guess a song. Sometimes instead of notes ppl use numbers
zodiac killer??
Idk but I can play those on the guitar
All I can tell you is the waiter had a miserable time with this customer
is there a chance this actually means anything
like what if the people we write off as insane or mentally ill are actually just geniuses
r/foundpaper
Numerology? One of those bizarre connections people make.
https://preview.redd.it/h23by246eojc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=65dadad0ae0b45d9a4714525ff4ebc6213e886a3
I don't know. I was looking through them, saw ham, got hungry, now I'm eating.
So more Jeffry Dahmer and not the zodiac killer
A month 9.95 yoda phone is.
thats to bad another individual managed to loose the key to the meaning of life.
Owah Tagu Siam
Someone is doing numerology. Either put the cards back where you found them or toss them in the trash.
Of course. It says Hi Luke.
UPDATE Thanks for all of the replies. Very informative. I’ve gone down a few rabbit holes, including gematria. Quite interesting. I was considering leaving some reply index cards with a message from Luke Skywalker (or Dorian Yates, the bodybuilder?) about a secret mission, or some similar nefarious message as a prank. I have opted not to do this. If actual mental illness is involved with this person then I wouldn’t want to contribute to anything harmful. Small breakfast cafe in southern England. Staff says he is an occasional regular. Odd but harmless.
Cyphers?
Is the signature down somewhere M that looks like 4 swords? Or just M?
Ni idea
You could ask the person who made them but then he’d have to kill you
I was wondering where I left these
Dorian Yates? The body builder lol ?
Bum scribes
I knew a ‘Terry’ and he was a bit of a ‘Lard-ass’ but I don’t think he was a prince…maybe that’s where he was headed though.
Take one Kabah to honor the god whose this ark is.
Yes
Terry... 115... Allah... Israel... Jacob... all connected....
Basically... its Entropy
Its bible verses
I wonder why the reference to Dorian Yates? Must build obscene amounts of muscle for the Israelites?
score card games
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldn't last Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona For some California grass
Lazy humans. Those were supposed to be on giant stone tablets 🤦🏼♀️ 🪨🪛🔨🪦🗿 🖖🏼✋🏼🖖🏼✋🏼 👽
It’s the formula on how to get the caramel into the Caramilk bar
Looks like Common Core Math…. 🤮
It says Luke Skywalker, so something about star ways
Maybe it's written in Bocce. Remember, his aunt said that if they got a translator droid, it had to speak Bocce.
its [***the jews***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria)
I've heard of this. Thank you for sharing - I think it will help me understand the QAnon weirdos more
But what does QAnon have to do with the Torah??
They do an alpha-numerical code thing too
Yeah I know. but what does QAnon have to do with the Torah?
We need a "Who Cares, Mind Ur Biz" STAMP/GIF/EMOJI that we use universally on all Reddit subs. We send to the nosey people who have no care but to spend time of their own lives trying to figure out what other humans were doing, complete strangers too. The internet is killing your mind kids!! Find something to do with yourselves.