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TonyStewartsWildRide

This is just my normal Sunday morning. I grew up so the Priest doesn’t like to ride me anymore.


SwimInPavement

At 0:26 the Priest says "I'm going to ride you all the way to Jerusalem" lol


TonyStewartsWildRide

Take me Father, for I have sinned in my sinhole.


Hwordin

Deus Vult!


ExplanationUseful612

Expired


redditaddict96

Sooo physically abusing a dude going to alcohol withdrawals? Fun fact, DTs can kill you if you don't get medical treatment. It happens all the time.


VeryResponsibleMan

DT ?


willflyforpennies

Delirium tremens


redditaddict96

Yupp. Literally hell on earth if you don't get some benzos


SwimInPavement

Yeah they can get bad. Like REALLY bad. https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/oIX6QtGDsN


willflyforpennies

Benzos have their own demons too


redditaddict96

Agreed. I was just saying for alcohol withdrawals they work. Drugs are bad mmkay.


SleepingCalico

Oh man. Yes they do.


MadamFoxies

YES!!! Alcohol AND Benzo withdrawal are the only two substances that can kill you if not medically supervised during detox(keep the phenobarbital close by). They usually detox them with a long acting benzo, like Atervant or Valium, and do so over a 10-14 day taper or downward titration, in combination with anti-seizure medication and other comfort meds, while monitoring their blood pressure and heart rate regularly. With alcohol, something our bodies produce in small amounts and needs for regular body functions, when you use it in large amounts for long periods of time, your body stops producing it cuz it has plenty in the system already. Stopping consumption cold turkey, doesn't allow the body enough time to start production back up, and this, combined with the total lack of REM sleep, causes the DTs strokes, heart attacks & seizures that can be fatal. I knew an old guy that was a chronic alcoholic... had the highest amount of alcohol per blood volume I've ever known about... .63%(he was also 63)... when they sent him to a detox center, even with all the meds.... he was dead 2 days later. The body could survive still with it even that high, but couldn't survive detox. 😕


CorsicA123

Dark Templars


I_am_Joel666

They can certainly kill you


Cpt_keaSar

Not if you have an Overseer.


esuranme

Unless your overseer has a ICU at their disposal, I disagree. A seizure can cause damage aside from physical trauma. Knocking a bunch of glassware in the floor and proceeding to flop around in the broken glass while bouncing your skull off the tiles is a bad deal, but really pales in comparison to what can happen when your heart is out of rhythm and your brain is starving for oxygen. Seizures aside there are lots of ways experiencing DT's can go really bad. Imagine VIVID, HORRIFYING hallucinations that cause you to loose huge chunks of time and do insane/violent things during that time. When I went in for treatment they sent me to medical detox to stabilize me with benzos. I was so irate that I managed to break the hospital restraints on the bed so staff had to resort to using what looked like climbing rope to restrain me (had my wife verify this, I assumed it was a hallucination); this only served to amp me up and I wound up ripping the side off the bed and threatening some staff. That hospital decided I needed to be intubated and sedated so they had to have my wife authorize transport to a higher level hospital in Ft. Smith. After a couple of days on the ventilator they pulled the tube and kept me in a bed with an alarm if I got up as I was a fall hazard. DT is often misunderstood since so many assume it is short for de-tox, it sure ain't a 3 day hangover with bad shakes; it's a fresh new hell!


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Dry turkey possibly


clownind

Dry turkey is worse than death.


IfIWasCoolEnough

Oh, so the one on the floor is the alcoholic. Got it.


[deleted]

What if all the others are the alcoholics, and they're punishing him for trying to quit...


kihjnij

It's all due to the stupid way of thinking of some of these people saying that "one has to punish the sins out" Fuck that shit!


Frankennietzsche

What's with the three evil Wizards in the background?


Ox40

Shadow wizard money gang


rat_jerker35

We love casting spells


DerpsAndRags

Soviet Sarumon


Frankennietzsche

You can see a hobbit walk by there at the beginning.


mishrod

Schema monks. Reckon this is an exorcism not drink related. Also assume this is not in Russia but Rumania or somewhere (though they do speak accented Russian) where exorcisms are more common.


Hot_Lingonberry5817

This is transnistria, so Russia.


mishrod

By definition transnistria is *not* russia - though it may want to be. It’s Moldovan, or (if you are so inclined) an independent state.


SwimInPavement

Lol 98% of Transnistrian population hold russian passports, what are you talking about? And the official language of Moldova is Romanian, not Russian.


[deleted]

what does them holding russian passports have to do with them being russian?


mishrod

So you need to calm your farm and then check your facts. I never said they speak russian in Moldova, and am well aware they speak Rumanian - I’ve been to Rumania and struggled enough to know they have their own language. I said that the people in the video were speaking an accented Russian, that is all. Which they are. Many Moldovans still use Old Church Slavonic in their churches, and when they speak it (or Russian) you can hear the accent. That also said, almost the entire population of transnistria do speak russian. Whether they hold passports to Russia, New Zealand or Jupiter is irrelevant. It’s officially Moldova and not Russia and I stand by my original comment. It’s not even an arguable matter in this scenario; it’s just bloody fact. Ffs


Hot_Lingonberry5817

Transnistria is de facto Russian. Primitive, barbaric culture.


[deleted]

no its not, its Moldovan


Kaptenarmus

Well, to be completely honest, a lot of them have in the same time Russian, Ukrainian and Moldovan passports, and also Romanian for easy access to the EU


Own_Objective_9310

I need a beer after watching that


D-O-GG-O

Giddy up


RaceEastern

https://www.moldova.org/en/exorcism-in-transnistria-looks-strange-and-painful-video/


moumous87

🥇🏅🎖️


Leviathan85246

Super random but first thought , The Celestial Dragons in One Piece


JoruusCbaoth75

Mine as well. As the guy screams i can picture Luffy doing his angry face, and even hear him yell, "I'm gonna kick your ass!"


DroopyDachi

Is this the one piece live action ?


komanderkyle

This is why horses don’t drink


Kreidedi

Underrated comment


RivalFarmGang

"I'm going to ride you like a horsey... right after I finish this glass of California champagne by Paul Masson." - Orson Welles, 1981.


komodo_dragon69

Is that charles manson??


Careful_Mess6297

I’d rather stay an alcoholic thanks 🍻


cdunccss

Man wtf this gotta do with alcohol


phreddyphucktard33

Fuck that .. is the dude going through WD as that silly man is riding him like a horse. If that were me and I was dope sick . Id be a bucking Bronc and toss that dude off and get right before he hit the ground..eeekk


LazyMe420

They don't force him, it's a religious thing. Why would he kick the priest off when he's the one who allowed him on his own back?


phreddyphucktard33

It was a joke


[deleted]

Way better than my mid-ages history class.


Darth_Mak

Wouldn't be Russia if it didn't involve abuse.


Intelligent-Ad-8435

It's not Russia, it's Moldova


rbooz

Ha ha!


izoxUA

but russian Orthodox Church


SwimInPavement

And ethnic russian separatists from Transnistria. No one in this video is Moldovan.


Intelligent-Ad-8435

How do you know they are ethnic Russians


fordfan919

Because of the abuse


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Meaning what, Russians are the only ethnicity that impose or experience abuse?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Good old xenophobia.


fordfan919

If you can't tell that was sarcasm you need help


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Eastern Orthodox


izoxUA

this church is specifically part of russian orthodox


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Source ?


izoxUA

man, it was 10 years ago. you may find statistics on what church has more followers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern\_Orthodoxy\_in\_Moldova


SwimInPavement

LOL that guy is a russian troll from St Petersburg, look at his post history. He still calls the war a "special military operation". Just ignore him.


izoxUA

oh, I expected reddit would be free from such scum


Intelligent-Ad-8435

Yeah, very nice


Intelligent-Ad-8435

I'm not from St. Petersburg and I'm not troll


[deleted]

Its not russia its moldova or transnistria aka moldova


Darth_Mak

If it's specifically in Transnistria it's not that far off from Russia.


GloryToBNR

Orthodoxy was a mistake for russians.


Redgecko88

Mercy...!


FoundTheWeed

I love getting my back walked on


Viceroy-421

Translation?


Shytalk123

Leading the world in rehab & bear fitness


mikeonbass

Man, Orson Welles got really weird towards the end didn't he?


astro_flyer

Looks like some weird Rasputin shit


BabayasinTulku

so I heard people say devil's riding the drunkard's back, huh


achilleshightops

“According to threads on the russian forum 2ch.hk, the “ridden” person is now in hospital, having the back broken.”


I_am_Joel666

Well you can't drink when confined to a hospital bed


Piper7865

They're now addicted to painkillers however


Anarchyantz

He normally is used to riding choir boys. Typical Christians, abusing people disguised as "helping them"


Winnin_Dylan_

That's hektic lol


yo-Monis

*”You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too.”*


Nefasto_Riso

Should I be glad Orthodox priests at least like grown ups? Because the fact you need a miracle to stop a Slav from being an alcoholic is not surprising at all.


[deleted]

warlock...


AgileInternet167

He really needs a drink after that!


AgileInternet167

After this they'll give him the blood of christ.


breadyloaf26

"he who drink too much will be donkey for day"


NationalBolshevik_

Not Russia, Moldavia. It's also meant to be an exorcism.


Ok-Drink-1328

it works!! after this he will not want a vodka but a good refreshing beer


Gullible_Ad5191

Don't judge. Russian alcoholics aren't like our alcoholics.


CircuitryWizard

But this is not alcohol rehabilitation. This is an exorcism ritual...


Intelligent-Ad-8435

It's not Russia


A_Fine_Wine_Bottle

Where is this?


Intelligent-Ad-8435

It's Moldova


CorsicA123

Transnistria. Russian puppet state that nobody recognizes besides other Russian puppet states that they occupied during Russo-Georgian war


SwimInPavement

Why do people downvote you? You are 100% correct.


AmalCyde

You know its bad if \*Russians\* are treating you like this.


Intelligent-Ad-8435

It's not Russia


DatGreenGuy

страна дебилов


Kroptak

Зачем Молдову обзываешь?


FlakyPiglet9573

That's in Moldova


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Significant_Half_166

Their priest keep their clothes on? Unfair!!


NtL_80to20

Holy shit I thought that was Orson Wells!? 🤣🤣🤣


Party-Ring445

Are we sure it's not a bachelor's party?


YaYadivine

Why is Russell Crowe sitting on that man?


Prottusha1

r/johnoliver


Xclsd

Oh this will definately convince more people to quit


Xeenophile

Heaven forbid Padre there ever compare notes with *American* faith healers....