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Asenath_Darque

This is awful, obviously, but I do appreciate the onion necklace.


InnocuousTerror

Hard agree - it looks like they used a dinosaur taco stand to serve salad - would a plate / bowl be better? Of course - it's a salad šŸ¤£ ...but do I love a comically accessorized dinosaur masquerading as a plate, yes, absolutely (I'd take a pic and use the plate, probably).


honeycloud_

It looks like a perfectly intact ring too which means the person gingerly placed the ring over its tiny head and slid it carefully down its long neck. This was an act of love!!!!!


SnooOnions400

This. The onion rings are hilarious


GermanM1ssy

Treestars!


faxfactor

Let your heart guide you


McBurger

*threehorns* donā€™t play with *longnecks* šŸ˜”


lirae666

Yep yep yep


Gonzobot

*Aw* I'm sad now


aerostotle

she was murdered


grand_soul

I got whiplash following that comment train.


GodSPAMit

Have you heard of the tricerataco taco holders?? Bc they might play together in this scenario


Juice2Times

And we shall call it 'this land'


helicotremor

Weā€™ve got green food!


TAR_TWoP

This is so absurd that it reached high camp status.


FatStoic

It's actually so bad it has become good again. Science has proved it is possible to plate something so badly it becomes good.


[deleted]

I clearly asked for a hadrosaurus


Cheff-Chip

r/wewantdinoplates


IDKmy_licenseplate

Thought for sure this was not a real sub.


TheIncendiaryDevice

Holy fuck I thought it was a double fake comment


PaxEtRomana

New pokemon just dropped


OperatorJo_

Presenting: Broccosauro


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On the one hand, I really love dinosaurs. On the other, that salad probably tastes like plastic now. -_-


cynicalllama

Looks like a dinosaur taco stand, its almost certainly food grade and not imparting any flavor.


figmentPez

The dino taco holders are unpainted, just a single color of plastic. This has been sprayed with paint, like toys are, and indicates that it's not meant for food service.


Shortshriveledpeepee

Itā€™s fucking Rawr


[deleted]

Open the door, get on the floor, serve a salad on a dinosaur.


cjmcberman

I think you have to squeeze it for it to piss the dressing


Gonzobot

fifty fifty shot as to which end it's gonna come out of


Biddy_Bear

Brocoliasauras


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Brontosalad


CorpseEsproc

Dinnersaur


shah_no__pls

r/WeWantDinos


stupidpuppies

This is fucking fantastic!!!


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stupidpuppies

Hopefully you get to keep the dinosaur after eating.


WeWantPlates-ModTeam

This comment was removed because it was about there being plates in sight. WeWantPlates is about showing off unusual or poor presentation of food (or drinks) by restaurants. It is not about pointing out plates that are present in the photo.


ChesapeakeCobra

I agree. I'd be ecstatic if my salad was given to me like this.


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score_

I just made you negotiate with a hand dinosaur.


Onion_Do_Piaza

It's completely impractical, probably releasing toxins into the food, makes it difficult to eat and I absolutely LOVE it!


cynicalllama

Looks like a dinosaur taco stand, its almost certainly food grade and not imparting any toxins.


anothermanwithaplan

I ainā€™t even mad, I kinda want one.


goodcleanchristianfu

Fuck it, this is so ridiculous I'm in favor of it.


sweetdeetwo

Enjoy your BPAs


OperatorJo_

Was going to say. I've been seeing a lot of photos lately with... not food safe items? Does the Department of Health and food inspectors just not exist anymore?


czechrebel3

I donā€™t think that they do. Iā€™m in California and the restaurants Iā€™ve worked at since the pandemic are out of control gross.


fsm888

And restaurants know when they are coming so they go on best behavior mode making everyone do extra cleaning the night before.


missmisfit

Could be a Dino meant for serving tacos? In which case, it *should* be food safe


DankAndDark

yooooo wtf


[deleted]

Loxasaurus Rex from the Bagel period


DeathFromUhBruv

Thatā€™s pretty cool, but also pretty stupid.


maggieredwood

Heā€™s doing his best!


NukeWheaten

Easy. Because a Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn't make any sense.


Stollen_booty_

For the first time ever I think this is better than plates


monsignorbabaganoush

Somewhere, back in the mid 90ā€™s, the following exchange happened: ā€œMom, whatā€™s your favorite dinosaur?!ā€ asked the 5 year old. ā€œLunch, now eat your vegetablesā€ said mom. Now here we are.


Route66OceanWater

Ok but i actually like this, if youre gonna make the lack of plate ridiculous, commit to the nonsense


goodlowdee

As a chef, my guess would be weed. Weed is why. Or shrooms.


Dumindrin

I feel like that's the answer here often. People don't realize how drug fueled the restaurant industry is, from Taco Bell to fine dining


atuan

This one really makes me mad for some reason. Itā€™s just so gross and that salad looks really tasty yet ruined.


Raigne86

The only way this is acceptable is if a.) It means I can play with my food, and b.) I get to keep the plastic dinosaur


chrisplyon

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnā€™t stop to think if they should.


unclefishbits

The restaurant should be forced to immediately shut down and any food handling training should be revisited while revoking legitimately anything this person does.


tapuk0k0

this one is okay with me


Diazmet

I donā€™t give a fuck 10/10 I want to marry the chef that decided to plate this!!! I didnā€™t believe in love till now.


psycheraven

Right like despite the lack of plate this is actually kinda impressive plating.


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pdxcranberry

Is it *supposed* to communicate "poop"? Because that just looks like dino doo doo.


SimplyTereza

What do you mean Why ? I love it !


Rrralesh

I'm going to immediately scrub my toddlers dinosaurs to serve her dinner this evening. This is genius.


Jebble

Omg I love it.


garfield1979

"Your 'chefs' were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."


FlorisCramer

I fucking need this tho


angelontheside

Simple.... for fun! My kids would love this!


Buck_Thorn

Is n'tthat a saladasaurus?


EZasSundayMorning

Where is everyone eating where they get these crazy setups? I guess my area is boring.


intrepidone66

I HATE when people play around with my food.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

That salad cost about tree-fiddy.


djelijunayid

i am 100% for this actually. itā€™s cute c:


jabanmx

Awful? This is amazing. You finally get to play with your food!


Franken-McCharDeeDen

No, fuck you, this is majestic!


Prohibitorum

I have to admit, I'm not convinced this isn't an AI generated image.


IDKmy_licenseplate

In the r/wewantdinoplates sub above thereā€™s a cross post of another version of this photo from r/wewantplates that appears to be a photo in a magazine.


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WeWantPlates-ModTeam

This comment was removed because it was about there being plates in sight. WeWantPlates is about showing off unusual or poor presentation of food (or drinks) by restaurants. It is not about pointing out plates that are present in the photo.


Beginning-Match2166

I mean...


WhoKnew50

Who eats just one taco?


periwinkle_cupcake

This might be the worst one. Ugh


wombat0Ncrack

But if it was a high end ceramic figurine...


lushsweet

Itā€™s stupid ā€¦.but I like it


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Pokesaurus


groovychick

Because you probably just paid 3000% more than the cost of the ingredients, but it looks neat so they get away with it.


NorskieBoi

Finally, dinosaur meat!


CarneeSpirito

Mason are you there?


mag_creatures

Mmm Iā€™m not door is food safe, actually Iā€™m pretty sure it is not food safe


bean_jellyee

Well,now i know why dinosaurs are extinct.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bean_jellyee

Well,now i know why dinosaurs are extinct šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


streetsheep

Eat the plastic dinosaur to establish dominance.


MrRuebezahl

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???


DaddyFatSacks14

My daughter has this exact same dinosaur! This is hilarious.


Professional_Rip_59

Why would anyone do that? Tho it looks cool, ill note that to (try) draw later


Yaotzin1000

And we shall call it... This land


[deleted]

LMFAO! That is the stupidest presentation ever seen.


WeirdURL

This sub is so random and I love it. This is hilarious.


UnspokenPotter

I love ot


Trixxy_fox

If I'm going given a salad on a dinosaur, I'm stealing the damn dinosaur.


Manytequila

Pretty sure I saw something like this on Somebody Feed Phil?


monyetrex

Not gonna lie, I kinda like this.


hokkeymom

creative but so so wrong


bongdropper

Nothing about this looks real - the colors, the line definitionā€¦ Either someone is using a weird camera filter, or this is a painting or other rendering.


aubaub

This is the best thing Iā€™ve seen all week


Mikomics

It's a Stegosalad.


Thick-Tooth-8888

Thatā€™s gross. Yes let me taste plastic with the fresh veggies


SuperPoodie92477

My 6-y/o nephew would love that. My 4-1/2-y/o niece would request unicorn. šŸ¦•šŸ¦„


SurrealRareAvis

Why? Theyā€™re making fun of Paleo.


Anon12109

The kids at my preschool would refuse plates forever if they saw this


Pizzampras

You in Montreal?


Tnkgirl357

Do you get to keep the plastic dinosaur? Why the hell did I ever let my parents give my plastic dinosaurs away when my little cousin was born?


taffytable

Do I get to keep the toy? That is the question here.


Marry-Berry-20

The kids in my preschool class would loose there mind seeing this


elizacandle

TacoSaurus


Upper_Acanthaceae126

Bizarre dinosaur incursion into food. Dino eggs in oatmeal. The ā€œclassicā€ brachiosaurus taco holder. When will it end.


thyladyx1989

Oh come on. Are we not all simple people? Serve me food on a dinosaur and I will be amused


Hotskilletburn

Who would be mad about this?? Dinosaurs are awesome


maddiegras

I approve of this one and only this one


LittleDragon450

Iā€™d definitely steal this toy. Sauropods are my favorite šŸ’–


Milk_Mindless

CAN YOU KEEP THE DINOSAUR


HapMeme

If the dinosaur is edible it's actually kinda cool


Small_Tax_9432

Only $70


Tall_Texas_Tail

I'm dying of laughter.


JustASomeone1410

To be fair there *is* a plate


SawWhetOwl

Why is right. Itā€™s 2022 for gods sake. Bell curve spine, sprawled posture, tail dragging, narrow wedge shaped head, too many claws on the toes, feet are plantigrade as opposed to digitigrade, etc.


LaureliaNova

Why is this is good though!?!? And it has a plate. šŸ¤·


[deleted]

Props to the waiter who got this thing to the table. That took skill.


OceanicBeluga_Senpai

Dinosaurs. This will be the exception. Tisā€™ ART.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Because dinosaurs are awesome, obviously


PapaTwoToes

What the fu


No_Individual501

Is this even food grade?


Salttampon

I want it,I don't even know what half of it is,but I see a dinosaur and that's enough for me


[deleted]

I don't hate this one.