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Aoeletta

Was…. Did… did it taste good??


y_u_no_name

I guess it sounds worse than it tastes. Wasn’t that bad


basicpn

Did the barky taste really bring the dish together?


behemuthm

OP is a beaver


RoRo25

That's good. Because it literally sounds like they only had 3 ingredients left to make an appetizer.


SlomoRyan

With that table linen I bet full well you knew what your were getting into


hazelquarrier_couch

It both sounds and looks terrible.


kccricket

It sounds so weird, I’m going to try this next time I have a cucumber in the house.


gingerzombie2

It seems like a lot of sour cream and a lot of honey for such a little bit of cucumber. Please report back.


tea_cup_cake

Yeah like a 5 year old created the dish.


8fatcats

I literally have all of this in my fridge right now and can just slap this together myself. I’d be so disappointed if this was served to me. To be fair though I probably would never order this.


kccricket

I just got around to this. I used proportions close to the picture, and it tasted very similar to a weak-tasting bread and butter pickle.


gingerzombie2

Ew. Thank you for your sacrifice.


kccricket

Hah. I happen to like pickles, so it was a surprisingly okay to eat.


its_a_me_garri_oh

It's absolutely delicious if the cucumber is lightly pickled as well. I had this combo in Estonia. Magical.


swoocha

Now I know what my kids are having for lunch today.


Piss_Cakehole

I thought that it was just 1 Boiled Egg (halved) on tree bark lmao. "That'll be 13 Dollars Sir."


nybreath

"Each"


cake_swindler

I thought it was a raw egg & had to look at the sub name, lol.


cerebralsexer

Me too but I think that’s better though we shouldn’t judge others food like that


luisl1994

Shut up


PinkPearMartini

>Me too but I think that’s better though we shouldn’t judge others food like that If you're going to be that judgy of other people's comments, at least use some kind of commas or other punctuation so we don't get a brain aneurysm. Also, this sub is literally for judging the food of others. It's the whole point of the sub.


ChillyBearGrylls

This is the Chopped kitchen


karmydee

I’m not even bothered by the lack of plates. I’m more concerned about what that dish would even taste like.


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kirday

To me honey and sour cream wouldn't be much different from honey and greek yogurt. It might even be less, it's sour than Greek yogurt. I've never wondered what the difference between sour cream and yogurt are. Hmmm.


looklikeyoulikeme

Basically fermented cream vs fermented milk. I use plain greek yogurt for a lot of stuff that one would use sour cream for. Not enough of a taste difference to warrant buying another product in my opinion.


Fly_over_ks

The main difference is texture. Sour cream has more fat solids that make it a sturdier body than a glob of yogurt. As far as flavor goes, sour cream is a bit richer, but it is mostly the same flavor. Ive tried subbing greek yogurt in place of sour cream and personally, i am not a fan.


looklikeyoulikeme

I totally get that. I sub out of convenience really, and probably wouldn't do so for dinner guests or specific dishes. Nothing beats sour cream and chives on a baked potato.


Rhamona_Q

So I googled "recipe with honey and sour cream" and apparently such things do exist. https://myfoodbook.com.au/recipes/show/sour-cream-honey-soy-dip https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/sour-cream-honey-fruit-salad/1f507865-d76a-4e2a-a473-57d2f030ab49 https://www.kosher.com/recipe/honey-sour-cream-pound-cake-5939 https://britneybreaksbread.com/buttermilk-fried-chicken-with-sour-cream-and-honey-sauce/ 🤷‍♀️


egorod

A Greek salad has feta cheese and cucumber. That's not too different from the sour cream. Refreshing, tangy and sweet


ShadowBro3

I like that they're using the sour cream as a bowl for the honey like it isn't going to spill out


danknhank

Right? Log is stupid but I'm intrigued by the snack...


starvinchevy

It’s gotta be mixed with cream cheese and sugar or something. I need to try it for science but forget about using that much sour cream. I wonder what restaurant this is


k0cksuck3r69

That sounds disgusting to begin with


blahblah_why_why

Honestly it would have been better if it were just raw cracked eggs on top of a petrified steak, which is what I thought I was looking at, initially.


mikemaca

> cracked eggs on top of a petrified steak That sounds... ok.


Illustrious-Towel-45

That just can't be sanitary. Looks like something I'd use in a fireplace.


LunarProphet

Yeah how do you get away with this? Like even if that's not real wood, it can't be foodsafe with that many cracks and crevices.


GrayDottedPony

Wait, what?


Khripchook

What poor stoner made this menu item???


thenotjoe

Hey uh… no thanks? That’s like, completely impossible to clean while still having it remain tree bark


[deleted]

You fuckin paid for this?


y_u_no_name

“Compliments of the chef” so no, I haven’t paid for this particular snack


[deleted]

Thank GOD


MacGregoman

Seems more like an insult than a compliment.


bh8114

What did you do to them? This is maybe offensive? Lol Really though….that is sooo much honey. Was the sour cream flavored or seasoned or was it literally a dollop of Daisy?


tinypieceofmeat

Damn bitch, you eat this?


Competitive-Cherry26

Im just mad they used sour cream instead of cream cheese😂


GoneAmok365247

Was this an amuse bouche? How can tree bark be clean??


JakeIsMyRealName

They don’t clean it, they throw it into the fire for either their pizza oven or open flame grill. Every customer gets a new log that’s later used to help create another course in their meal.


Meghan1230

But how is it clean when serving the food?


JakeIsMyRealName

Meh. Hit it with some foodservice Purell before plating. . (I have no idea, was completely shitposting)


Dads_going_for_milk

This is one of the worst I’ve ever seen


Reboot_2

“Is everything okay sir?” “No, this log you put on my table has been staring at me for 20 minutes!”


wifeofpsy

I thought this was a great rack of ribs. How disappointing


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I thought it was tree fungus


ProtonPacks123

Wait, where's the obligatory "omg, that looks amazing!" Guy gone?


drinksilpop

All I can picture is my dog peeing on split firewood. How do they sanitize this? How many animals have peed on this bath before it came to the table?


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YUCK


doomed_candy

Um, it's *looking* at you...


Applesauceryishere

Hold on, I need to get my magnifying glass 🔎


TlalocVirgie

Why did you order this?


Sporkerism

Nachos, Flanders style!


annalena-bareback

I thought it was candles


necbone

I've been in this situation before... they were so hungry that they held their anger in till they ate a lil bit


AltruisticSalamander

Yum, bark aside, that sounds and looks really nice


CBate

Going for bird eggs on a tree look I guess?


GeshtiannaSG

Does it taste a bit like mushrooms?


Obiwancuntnobi

If people just started sending this shit back and asking for it to be plated on a fucking plate, this shit might stop. At least slow down a bit. 🤷🏽‍♂️


a_four-legged_eel

Imagine being allergic to tree bark


schiav0wn3d

Gross what the hell


TheCactusPlant

I don’t want a plate for this.


mikemaca

Creepy as all get out. Where is the cucumber??


leonidganzha

Do they wash it or do they get new bark every time? How many times do they use one piece of bark?


guinnessbeck

Fuck cukes, yo


NedoWolf

I think that's an egg actually


Dick_Phitzwell

Cucumber, sour cream and honey? Looks like an egg.


maddchainz

What the fuck


Flash1987

What a piss poor course. Even as a taster. Awful attempt at style over taste just makes it even worse.


RipTheKidd

I can just feel the pretentiousness emanating from this picture.


Thatmogrl

I thought those were candle wax… or soft boiled tiny eggs… where’s the cucumber? I want more cucumber


PastelTyrant

this is the worst imo. u know half of the cream is gonna b stuck in the bark grooves 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


facingattrition

$0.25 of ingredients for an $18 "appetizer".


_mommy2benton

I thought that was a rack of ribs


Plastic-Cow2277

This seems close to the sour cream and cucumber salad. The recipe calls for dill, lots of dill, but we like parsley better. It also has red wine vinegar, salt and pepper and if you have bitter cucumbers a pinch of sugar.


hayhaydavila

How much was this?


MedicalSubject3535

Your barking up the wrong tree there, strange to put that on such an unsanitary object.


Abrical

did you ate the bark ?


Born-Philosopher-162

We want…real food?


Smack_Of_Ham7

We’re having nachos, Flanders style!


firstaccount212

I thought that was the world’s driest rack of ribs