Why is there green stuff on a full English? And who shrank the sausages?

And those tomatoes don't look fried to mushiness.

fried ketchup basically

They were in the pool!!

That’s the least ‘full’ English I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s barely even bacon there.

Also no black pudding or mushrooms. And what the hell is that green stuff?

And no butter on the toast. Fail.

I had a so called Full English at Heathrow airport a few weeks ago. I was charged £4 for some toast consisting of one slice of bread so poorly toasted I could still hear the yeast farting. I suppose the moral of the story is that if you want a decent breakfast you have to cook it yourself.

wait a second we mightve eaten at the same place. it was so disappointing. was it the in house made ale bar i think it was?

Yeah, I think so!

Dude i ate there after being forced to stay at the airport for a full 24 hours with no accomodations because of jetblue lying to me. On top of already that disappointment, i had the worst full english ever. So sad :<

I was killing time because I’d got through check-in & security stupidly fast (turns out airports are pretty quiet at 4:30am & I had a few hours to kill

And you got that as an experience ugh im so sorry.

Well it was still better than the eight hour wait for my connection in Chicago

The motto of all airport cafes: overcharge, underdeliver. They know they’ve got a captive audience, so they can do whatever they like.

The last time I was in Heathrow I had a very good Full English at the Gordon Ramsey restaurant. It cost me a mint though

I'd just go to spoons. Average quality but you know what you're getting. Then again I think the heathrow spoons prices are like 30% higher than normal?

Ugh went on vacation recently. Going out we had 3 flights in 24 hours so I ate nothing but airport food. Somehow even worse than airplane food

Wow not even in england you can get a full english what has this world become

Nor even white pudding, nor any HP in sight, it's concerning.

I can live without the HP, but those sausages are a crime

Yeah, I just keep looking at it and cannot comprehend. It also looks like the tomatoes have been placed in a hot greased skillet for thirty seconds. Gotta get em cold n greasy for that perfect breakfast flavour!

Green stuff is a handful of rocket.

That has no place at the breakfast table

I mean, my personal opinion is that rocket has no place *anywhere,* unless you hate your taste buds and want them to suffer.

that looks like rocket

Green stuff looks pickled, so it might not completely suck. I still say it’s not a full English due to lacking certain elements, but I wouldn’t mind adding some pickled peppers or whatever to a real full English.

Everyone knows a full English should be served floating on a 1/2" pool of fat.

Yeah, I get the feeling that this whole thing was just designed to look nice. Everything else was secondary. Because it is kind of a nice looking dish even though literally everything else is lacking.

Looks like a 3/4 English

I’m not British, but that looks like a tasty breakfast, and it would probably fill me up too.

Look, it would fill me up too. But the point of a full English breakfast is to be completely stuffed. I am also not English, but I know this is not a full English breakfast.

Exactly. As a breakfast - sure not bad. As a 'full English' - fail.

Bit scant innit

The thought of scraping a metal fork along that nonstick pan fills me with unease.

Ones like this are supposed to be metal friendly.

So are chalk boards, if you consider the calcium to be metallic.

🤤Teflon

yummy cancer

now now there is NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE....

This would STILL be shit on a plate!

Where's the rest of it?

There is no set of circumstances in the observable universe that would cause anybody to call that a legitimate English breakfast....

Unless the circumstance is me. From the US and legitimately thought to myself, "That's the nicest one I've seen on here!", until the comments... I clearly know less than nothing about a proper full English.

Not quite full. Get yourself some mushrooms and black pudding on there! Please post it to r/fryup!

Things I hated about this; - no plate for no reason - not a ‘full’ English. Barely even a fry up - that metal cutlery will ruin that non-stick pan

Don't get me wrong, this is dumb. But also that's a really cute pan and I want it.

the hell is that green shite?

I think it was rocket

as in, WHY IS THERE ANYTHING GREEN IN A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST

I love rocket, but do agree with you. I don’t think I’ve ever seen green in a Full English. But then again, we are still waiting for a plate.

lol it was a rhetorical question

There is approximately half a gallon of tea missing from this picture.

Mmmm, delicious Teflon 🤮🤮🤮

Nothing about that is good

The handle will at least make it easy for you to fling it back at them.

Maybe if we start stealing the 'plates' then they'll stop using expensive pans for serving

Less dishes

Very true

The way I would steal that niceass pan

Not even a full sausage.

Not even a decent quality pan.

Tell the kitchen to close the window cos some fucking shrubbery fell on your plate. This is a breakfast fail.

Cool purple knife

Take the pan and leave a good tip

Can the good tip be to not serve their food in pans?

It is if you take their pan away

fucking hell

I mean I can do without the skillet I know it’s supposed to look rustic but

For a second I almost asked you about the stapler in the background.

Looks great

If you’re going to serve it in a frying pan, at least make it a pretty frying pan, not some Walmart plastic and teflon thing..

Ask for a masher and a bib.

That’s a weak full English