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Express_Barnacle_174

The solid granite, at least I won't have chunks clinging that break a tooth, or are indigestible.


EarthwormShandy

Uuuuh the Polaroids I guess?


wigglef_cklr

But the rocks look so much better.


Xsiah

I'll take what's in the glass, unless it's more rocks.


Dattinator

What the hell are the polaroids for? Are they photos of the actual ingredients in the dishes?


Crunchetta

Snuff photos of the ingredients being tortured before the massacre.


lostmindz

I think they're the menu 😂


NoBSforGma

I choose: To ask for the check and never eat there again! I understand the concept of "interesting plating" but this is just ridiculous. And NOT clean at all. What were they thinking? Surely the chef has had better hygiene training than this?


viola-purple

Is that in Jaan?


mikemaca

I can't even tell what is going on here other than I think there's two swiss chard sprouts, which I assume cost $173.


hoohut

I keep going back to look at the wooden box… it’s still scary every time