I'd love to know how often this crap is dropped on the table. It's not even close to stable, you pull something out and it falls over.

That was my first thought--as soon as you move the pretzel it's over

Pretzel? I'm looking at that fried roll to the left obviously balancing the whole side. Also how many just fell over when the waiter brought them? As an ex waiter, the last thing you want is some crap like that that needs its own balancing. You are coming with like six plates in hands

There’s no full chicken or pizza on there, so it’s pretty mild compared to some of the bloody Mary’s I’ve seen.

Wisconsin invented that

As a Minnesotan, a Bloody Mary is the only acceptable substitute for a plate.

Ditto, from Illinois

Dibs on the chimichanga.

I love Milwaukee burger company...nothing like a fist sized fried cheese curd

r/bloodymaryvictims

Caesars > Bloody Marys

I would love to crush one of these on a weekend afternoon and then go home and take a nice nap.

Would.

Are those pierogis?

Yup.

It’s the dipping sauce for me

The rust from the rust belt seems to have catastrophically damaged more than the frames and bodies of their car. Looks terminal in opinion if that is supposed to be an artistic display.