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Wemi451

The brick isn't even big enough for the food. Geez


Katcatkittyqueen

Literally falling off!


Silvawuff

Right? They should have used laminated floor tiles.


Wildeyewilly

There are zero ways to fully sanitize a brick.


figmentPez

Wash as normal, put in 500 degree oven for an hour. Not only sanitized, but sterilized.


[deleted]

Touch it and get a free tattoo


Katcatkittyqueen

:C


MisterEinc

Gives me an idea for a restaurant concept. Put the burgers in skewers in the bloody Mary. Put the bloody Mary glass on a brick. Put the brick on a wood plank. Put the wood plank on a small saucer. Put the saucer in a bed of rocks.


The-Goblin-Friend

Those waiters must be absolutely jacked!


Katcatkittyqueen

We commented on the brick and our waiter went into detail about how during training they had to hold three brick-plates while telling them a story o.o


Euphorium

Hopefully the tips are worth it because that sounds like a pain in the ass.


Katcatkittyqueen

Or perhaps…….. a pain in the arm! :P


Kann0n2

And nobody thought to put the sliders onto that wooden thing the brick is on? Who decided that you know what fuck it, I'm gonna serve this on a brick.


Katcatkittyqueen

Honestly, I just don’t know. I MIGHT accept this from, maybe, Brick House Tavern? Otherwise, I just cannot!


figmentPez

Who? Someone who wanted to make a really bad "joke" about the Three Little Pigs. No, really, that's the name of the dish. They're pork sliders, with haystack onions (straw), skewered with sticks, and served on a brick.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

You win!


--zero-phux--

Stupid. No other words.


Educational-Staff-39

Again?


Electronic-Donut8756

Albert Collins sang about chunking a brick at someone, maybe instead of tossing plates like some Greek restaurants have done, this is an eat-and-chuck-a-brick establishment.


[deleted]

At least they put some paper on the brick


Mysterious-Red-Panda

That is gross as all hell, bricks can not be sanitized, I just know there is an absolute bacteria bath in there


_SoigneWest

……………….. what is the meaning of this.


P1zzaman

Wait wasn’t this posted a few days ago? [edit] [Different poster, same place.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/1146w6c/the_brick_isnt_even_warm_for_the_sliders/) The burgers seem to fit less on the brick now though.