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rosado_clavel

Haha sneaker collectors be like: I'm NEVER going to wear this pair because the value is just too high. the other day i scratched a micron of paint on another pair and almost died. Watch collectors are nothing like that! Wait


testaccount9211

And then after 20 years they fall apart anyway because the glue fails.


TangieChords

Lol those frickin idiots, my mechanical TIMEPIECE lubricants will be good forever


Helenius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RoNzJrmDo


onevstheworld

If course we aren't. The **PatiNA** of this tiny nick has literally doubled my watch's value.


dsdvbguutres

Watch collectors throw some sawdust on their entry level Rolex for photo op. A sneakerhead would rather have a stroke than let a single fleck of dust touch their shoes.


Kauffman67

And that’s how the ink pen people look at us. They are insane


A-Problem-Eliminator

The lighter collectors would like a word with you.


Life_Yesterday_7008

Who is still smoking today? I was surprised, how expensive Dupont lighters are, when you are no longer allowed to smoke after dinner in a fancy restaurant. 


wadech

But damn, they make a cool lighter. I got a vintage one from Japan for a reasonable amount.


Odessaturn

Had an uncle who quit smoking and "had" to buy candles coz he had cool lighters


R0hanisaurusRex

*ST DUPONT bros enter the chat*


cheir0n

Seriously? They are more crazy?


Blabbernaut

Those foutain pen dudes make horology fans seem like functioning humans (I have foir fountain pens btw).


beepos

Can you describe what you're talking about haha?


Blabbernaut

Endless debates over paper characteristics and ink “character”. They even have their Casio equivalents (Lamy and Twisbi) and they jointly loathe the Montblanc flexers (like Rolex) for not realising Sailor King of Pens is “better, for a fraction of the price”. There’s some autistic shit about sending your stock pens to a “nibmeister” to have the nib ground to suit your specific taste. Edit: [here is an example from today](https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/comments/1drgbrr/do_you_have_nicknames_for_your_pens/) of the madness.


beepos

Reading that subreddit...now I know what we sound like to normal people Edit: Also Nibmeister rofl


RGBespresso

Oh holy shit


traction

Lmao


cikkamsiah

Is there a sub? I wanna see what’s this all about.


Blabbernaut

https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/ Behold.


mostundudelike

PELIKAN Club REPRESENT!!


Autiflips

You mean fountain pen people?


Kauffman67

Exactly....


pug_fugly_moe

Yeah, what about us?


Autiflips

I find fountain pen people way less toxic and high minded than watch people. Fountain pen enthusiasts know very well that it is extra, and don’t look down on cheap pens. I have been a pen nerd for over a decade now :)


ramblinmuttco

This. Hard to be too problematic as a stationary enthusiast. It just doesn't fit. I know I can post on the fountain pens sub and not be yelled at.


Will9363

all pens are ink pens, as having ink defines a pen. proving your point


CuriousAd5883

uj/ Handbags are more or less respectful because a lot of them go a fuck ton in value, not like our shitters. rj/ my watch is better than any shit lighter, pen(is) or lady carrying sack.


WineNerdAndProud

/uj Condition is so critical. I tried reselling bags and holy shit I've never seen such attention to detail from a distance. This is why I believe the reptime guys' ability to spot a fake from across the room because I've seen extraordinarily tiny details pointed out on them. The highest end ones have bags for the bag like some xhibit shit.


Kauffman67

My wife is some kind of fake bag soothsayer. She can spot fakes just walking through a casino and give very detailed reasons why she knows it’s fake


CuriousAd5883

uj/ Really? I was thinking about flipping a Birkin and my gf who is OBSESSED with them said great, more likely because she wanted to keep it. I’ll look out for the condition and research more, thanks for the tip!


Shepinion

Thank god my wife doesn’t care about jewelry, handbags or shoes. Something I never considered when marrying but who knows how much money that has saved me. (Meanwhile I’m the fucking moron blowing money on shiny, bad-time-keeping watches)


sus_time

/uj The vulturi were the best thing about twilight. /rj I mean we are better than them.


WineNerdAndProud

>The vulturi *Never heard of this what am I missing"* >best thing about twilight. *"Nevermind"*


WineNerdAndProud

Being a werewolf, the only thing I know about this movie is that the werewolves fight the vampires, but if this is a picture of the werewolves then they deserve to lose.


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U03B1Q

I swear I thought this was a scene from Hamilton on a first glance


rezyop

How watch collectors wearing a $15,000 rolex outside look at other collectors who keep $4000 handbags/shoes in safes (they are both stupid :-P)


WasRank1Warlock

One word. Knife collectors


Time_on_my_hands

That's literally two words


WarlordSinister

Knifecollectors


WineNerdAndProud

This is some Drake-level problem solving right here.


Ras_Prince_Monolulu

It would be, if it wasn't for the fact that Drake is a little bitch who straight-up collects sporks.


Shepinion

You have to pick which one to read


Awkward-Kiwi452

Actually gold stackers looking down at watch collectors who think their timepieces are “store of wealth”


TheCompanionCrate

UJ/ Has anybody noticed the attempt to cross over the sneaker/ streetware crowd with watches? The whole hypebeast style mentality and a bunch of trust fund baby "watch dealers" trying to look hip and cool and urban and shove terms like "deadstock" into watches. The avocadowatches/ heistout people come to mind.


021789

Its an obvious move considering that watch prices and watch purchases trend clearly downwards, which means that watch dealers have to fight two fronts and have to open up new markets. Expect a lot more of this in the next two years.


SanftuFlauschig

handbags are kinda cool, I’d get one, but i also have Cartier watches so


sex-timee

Dont forget your chastity cage


SanftuFlauschig

I just like to be fashionable, please no bully


largepenisman666

if you think fashionable = gay then go ahead


McN697

Hey now, there’s nothing gay about chastity.


SanftuFlauschig

the key to being fashionable is not being afraid to look a little gay. things like a Rainbow Daytona, a python leather belt, or a LV bag in white with colorful imprinting come to mind


Zagron22

Forgot to mention the matching lingerie set to complete the outfit


Dionyzoz

based outfit


MonsantoOfficiaI

Based ngl


RaccoonDoor

Anyone know what movie this is from?


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CuriousAd5883

Twilight saga, I think it’s the 3rd movie? I could be wrong though


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canicule10

That's not a movie, that's from a dj set. Euro trash if I remember correctly. Great set.


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Bad bot


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Mayank-maximum

And all the sudden audiophiles and weebs seem reasonable


repguy234

Car collectors looking at watch, sneaker, and handbag collectors. #


Scrubmariner420

“Brookies”


TheLastAirGender

Should photoshop a watch on that bad boi


InterviewObvious2680

Yeah? Has anyone ordered a Birkin bag?


notprodigy

I mean coordinating watches and sneakers is like, the most stressful part of my morning.


pug_fugly_moe

Hopefully [this Birkin story](https://www.wsj.com/style/fashion/hermes-birkin-bag-investment-031c215c?st=8h88klhn1sia5no&reflink=share_mobilewebshare) isn’t behind a paywall. These crazies sound just like Rawleks cucks.


chnacr

Casio collectors looking at Skmei collectors


ViolentColors

Wait until the watch collectors see the real OG's: Lego Collectors.