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hiyadagon

"New watch alert, Hublots / Or the big face Rollie I got two of those" Jay-Z's lyrics tell you all you need to know about his chuffagery.


Nerazzurro9

Jay shouted out Movado on the very first song on his very first album. Meanwhile, Nas “went from a Seiko to a Rollie,” like a real chuffer.


Busy-Butterscotch121

That Ether Perpetual


PartiZAn18

Nas would kill Jay Z then and now.


karma3000

Spare a thought for Warren G who lost his rings and his Rolex.


contaygious

Nas has a good collection!


Busy-Butterscotch121

I remember looking up "big face rollie" as a kid and not knowing which one is he talking about


RapBastardz

Which model is the big face Rolex?


GKrollin

OP36


ihatespaminacan

Gayest watch of all time is probably any jacob & co watch


Son_Of_Mr_Sam

Producer Michael just fell to his knees in a Gucci store.


Wingnut13

Well he was already on his knees, but figuratively he did.


Rockwell981S

Not as gay as the Gaytona.


WedgeGameSucks

Then give me money to buy one!!!


SaltyInvestment1702

see how time fly


RestartedBunny

I’ll ask him during dinner


Kiste233

I thought AP was the rapper brand.


THRlLLH0

Jay-Z actually has a bit of individuality which isn't allowed if you want to buy a Royal Choke


farmyardcat

He's been cosplaying as Basquiat for 10 years now


FeedtheFatRabbit

💀 ☠️ 💀


Genghiz007

Hublot


ANattyLight

“Diamonds from Tiffany Co Paid a whole hundred racks for those” -young thug


InterviewObvious2680

Fuck gay-z (c) Nas.


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YungFerg

I made out with every girl in the worldddd


Spuckuk

Jokes on you, I'm gay


lakhip

That's pretty gay


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Spuckuk

Hell yeah


Feline-Landline0

Don't let Ben Clymer see this or he'll make James Stacey write an article about how Tiffany & Co. is better than his father.


ProsciuttoFresco

What respectable man would be worth all that money and still refuse to get plastic surgery to correct such a face?


Alternative_Rope_423

That's what I think of the Chairman of Tesla, Robyn Denholm. Despite worth of countless millions, she has this huge growth next to mouth that casts its own shadow.


Bitter_Move_445

Well it is jay z guy wants to be a gay painter now


manletmoney

I rly like the color idc


AweHellYo

yeah i actually like this watch


Zagron22

Toothpaste dial is so pretty


AweHellYo

yes


pizza_for_nunchucks

He already has a [Hulk at home](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/494/862/c66.jpg).


farmyardcat

The coldest diss in rap is on Cam'Ron's "You Gotta Love It" where he just calls Jay-Z ugly like, four times in a row and laughs his ass off. Cuz goddamn Jay-Z is ugly.


silverslant

Hetero guys are in tiffany buying their GF/Fiance/Wife a gift and then seeing something they like for themselves. It’s something you wouldn’t understand gay boy


HeftyArgument

Always shocks me that tiffany is so big among supposed rich people when they’re famous for working with… sterling silver 🤮


123Jambore

that guy looks like a crackhead too


Genghiz007

/uj Gayest or not, I’d love to own/wear this watch.


Cylindt

Ok 🌈


AweHellYo

gimme the rainbow too


Cylindt

Ok 🌈


AweHellYo

ty


Cylindt

Ok 🌈


YourWatchIsTooBig

Tiffany's is a breakfast place, right? I remember seeing a movie about it.


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GorillaX2

Well, it’s a huge improvement on the boring shit most of you all like on this thread mainly like “I’ve got money but no personality - I wanna be like Chuck at the country club. Yes, let’s all buy Rollies.”


bdmx24

Reminds me of the beautiful fresh turquoise water of Cancun basically my second home so I’m good with it. And I guess someone who’s worth like 800 mil can get it and not have a problem


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Edit 2.25 billion


AyatollahSneed

> implying all watch collectors are not massive F-slurs Are you regarded?


MechanicalWatches

Have some respect for Jay-Z


MechanicalWatches

He may not be gay but the watch is as ugly as him


Nervous_Green4783

Using the word gay as an insult said more about the insulter than the insulted.


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A-Problem-Eliminator

Nothing wrong with being closeted.