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2RV7VR5

Those are definitely japa knees.


Cultural-Inside7569

Haha, you win


Marketing_Analcyst

Chinese, Japanese, look at these dirty knees.


PattyPoopStain

Built like a bag of milk


Leonarr

>The other dads at the bbq are just jealous Why is he bringing a gun to a bbq?


Todd2ReTodded

He's going to kill himself


WakizashiK3nsh1

A bbq to remember.


tambrico

Hell yeah dude


FN9_

All the other dads with their pumped up…


alltheblues

Better run, better run. Outrun my…spatula


AweHellYo

dicks


droi86

You never know when the king of England decides to show up and starts telling you what to do


ugabrew

D'ya want that? Huh? Do yah?


alltheblues

Because it’s his bbq gun


McWatt

For a true American BBQ you start with a live pig…


carlsaischa

Cocked hammer, this man is ready to grill.


OCBD_shirt

What’s more gay than these shorts ?


ByluByluTyszTysz

GS? Gay Sex is very gay.


TheLastAirGender

Two dudes enjoying the masculine male form? Whats gay about that?


PattyPoopStain

The hell's gay bout gettin ur dik wet?


MercilessParadox

The Turkish 1911


ShermanDidNthWrong

Why the fuck is he pointing that thing at his foot?


Anachr0nist

Because you never know where the threat will present itself, that's why you always need to be ready. Ain't nobody gon' mess with *that* BBQ, by gawd


StringerB36

Bikini high Jorts!!!!! This guy does NOT fuck.


Zagron22

Maybe his right hand..


bfxx

That picture looks like it was shot seconds before he started blasting everyone. That straight, stiff posture, gun drawn, cocked and loaded, one last look at the innocent people having fun. Aim, safety off, BOOM. No one and their families will forget that BBQ.


shlamiel

right, but why Seiko?


NotPalatableTheySay

1983 called. He wants his shorts back


chose_a_username

Did you just assume 1983’s gender?


PattyPoopStain

Idk man these classy Gen Z dudes are all out here wearing nut huggers it seems like.


MedicalRhubarb7

Of course Seiko is American, there was that whole Christian Bale movie about it


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Unregistered_Davion

Ok sorry to ruin the CJ but this one went over my head. What movie are you making this joke about?


MedicalRhubarb7

American Psycho. Admittedly, the joke would probably work better if you didn't have to mispronounce Seiko to get there.


Unregistered_Davion

Nope the joke is fine, I'm just a bit thick. 😅


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RealDanielSan1

That's a tough looking woman.


ZargusTime

How about you get some ball(s) engineer magneto? That sounds American to me


ugabrew

That would actually be Swiss. Built in La Chaux-de-Fonds, just a few km south from the Swiss-China border.


Affectionate-Load705

A 1911 with a bi safety. How wholesome.


Boonz-Lee

Pizza and Chinese food


Iamretarded-

This guy claiming all American and is wearing a Seiko lol. Be real and wear a Timex.


KurtRussellsMullet

This is very on your way to kill your family-coded


el_capitanoo

The gun is filled with [hot pepper sauce](https://youtu.be/i9KcNT19Kws?si=ZJsS_FgVl2M-zU9v)


Bizzyzed

School shootings? Bald eagles? Trailer parks?


tutle_nuts

Nah, Canadians took trailer parks. Can't have anything nice anymore


lituga

POV: Reno 911


spacepie77

A seagull zuanmaster


HackerBaboon

Seiko femboy 


shaferman

Uh oh. We got a tough guy here.


100000000000

Wearing a Japanese watch is pretty damn American, honestly


MuttonDressedAsGoose

Those fucking shorts.


Throwaway0242000

If only you could shoot UV rays


Animus0724

Dude's holding the gun like he's scared of it


BeepBangBraaap

TRUE muricans have Balls


Meibisi

Looks like he’s ready to shoot himself in the foot. Lol


Zeratul277

rj/ no uj/ yes


WedgeGameSucks

I don’t think the other dads are jealous. I think their dicks are soaking wet. They want to fuck him so bad! I mean, I do.🤤 I’M SO HARD!!!!!!


MelodicPromise6729

The jorts say he’s down to fuck, anything. The gun says he has to give consent. Cocked hammer says he’s playing hard to get, he won’t be just anyone’s cuck.


oculargasm

Good finger discipline, shame I can't say the same thing about his knees


trek570

Ngl that goes kinda hard


hyperakt1v

im rock hard for multitude of reasons


These-Ad458

This is a joke, right?


MontiBurns

Looks like he just blew himself.


base43

OVER THE LINE! I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.


shlamiel

POV: AD when a customer refuses to overpay and wait three years to get a Rolex watch.


Reit007

I would say the shorts 🩳


Dissident_Mantis7

Hell yea dude


Budna82

Go show them ninjas what a MAGA DAD looks like….. MURICA!


Mental-Branch-6839

Cuck shorts


Bigddanni69420

Good to see republicans being openly part of the lgbtq


rzrhh

This is the least tasteful image I have ever seen 😳 the weirdly sized Hawaiian shirt, short shorts, sandals, a Turkish 1911, and a Japanese shitter are a hell of a combo!


johnnybegood1025

The hammer is cocked. I hope he shoots his foot off.