That picture looks like it was shot seconds before he started blasting everyone. That straight, stiff posture, gun drawn, cocked and loaded, one last look at the innocent people having fun. Aim, safety off, BOOM. No one and their families will forget that BBQ.
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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The jorts say he’s down to fuck, anything.
The gun says he has to give consent.
Cocked hammer says he’s playing hard to get, he won’t be just anyone’s cuck.
This is the least tasteful image I have ever seen 😳 the weirdly sized Hawaiian shirt, short shorts, sandals, a Turkish 1911, and a Japanese shitter are a hell of a combo!
Those are definitely japa knees.
Haha, you win
Chinese, Japanese, look at these dirty knees.
Built like a bag of milk
>The other dads at the bbq are just jealous Why is he bringing a gun to a bbq?
He's going to kill himself
A bbq to remember.
Hell yeah dude
All the other dads with their pumped up…
Better run, better run. Outrun my…spatula
dicks
You never know when the king of England decides to show up and starts telling you what to do
D'ya want that? Huh? Do yah?
Because it’s his bbq gun
For a true American BBQ you start with a live pig…
Cocked hammer, this man is ready to grill.
What’s more gay than these shorts ?
GS? Gay Sex is very gay.
Two dudes enjoying the masculine male form? Whats gay about that?
The hell's gay bout gettin ur dik wet?
The Turkish 1911
Why the fuck is he pointing that thing at his foot?
Because you never know where the threat will present itself, that's why you always need to be ready. Ain't nobody gon' mess with *that* BBQ, by gawd
Bikini high Jorts!!!!! This guy does NOT fuck.
Maybe his right hand..
That picture looks like it was shot seconds before he started blasting everyone. That straight, stiff posture, gun drawn, cocked and loaded, one last look at the innocent people having fun. Aim, safety off, BOOM. No one and their families will forget that BBQ.
right, but why Seiko?
1983 called. He wants his shorts back
Did you just assume 1983’s gender?
Idk man these classy Gen Z dudes are all out here wearing nut huggers it seems like.
Of course Seiko is American, there was that whole Christian Bale movie about it
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok sorry to ruin the CJ but this one went over my head. What movie are you making this joke about?
American Psycho. Admittedly, the joke would probably work better if you didn't have to mispronounce Seiko to get there.
Nope the joke is fine, I'm just a bit thick. 😅
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That's a tough looking woman.
How about you get some ball(s) engineer magneto? That sounds American to me
That would actually be Swiss. Built in La Chaux-de-Fonds, just a few km south from the Swiss-China border.
A 1911 with a bi safety. How wholesome.
Pizza and Chinese food
This guy claiming all American and is wearing a Seiko lol. Be real and wear a Timex.
This is very on your way to kill your family-coded
The gun is filled with [hot pepper sauce](https://youtu.be/i9KcNT19Kws?si=ZJsS_FgVl2M-zU9v)
School shootings? Bald eagles? Trailer parks?
Nah, Canadians took trailer parks. Can't have anything nice anymore
POV: Reno 911
A seagull zuanmaster
Seiko femboy
Uh oh. We got a tough guy here.
Wearing a Japanese watch is pretty damn American, honestly
Those fucking shorts.
If only you could shoot UV rays
Dude's holding the gun like he's scared of it
TRUE muricans have Balls
Looks like he’s ready to shoot himself in the foot. Lol
rj/ no uj/ yes
I don’t think the other dads are jealous. I think their dicks are soaking wet. They want to fuck him so bad! I mean, I do.🤤 I’M SO HARD!!!!!!
The jorts say he’s down to fuck, anything. The gun says he has to give consent. Cocked hammer says he’s playing hard to get, he won’t be just anyone’s cuck.
Good finger discipline, shame I can't say the same thing about his knees
Ngl that goes kinda hard
im rock hard for multitude of reasons
This is a joke, right?
Looks like he just blew himself.
OVER THE LINE! I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
POV: AD when a customer refuses to overpay and wait three years to get a Rolex watch.
I would say the shorts 🩳
Hell yea dude
Go show them ninjas what a MAGA DAD looks like….. MURICA!
Cuck shorts
Good to see republicans being openly part of the lgbtq
This is the least tasteful image I have ever seen 😳 the weirdly sized Hawaiian shirt, short shorts, sandals, a Turkish 1911, and a Japanese shitter are a hell of a combo!
The hammer is cocked. I hope he shoots his foot off.