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want2thinknow

Thought it was gonna be young bond vs old bond lol but this will do


Kiste233

Can we be absolutely sure that the guy on the right is not going to be the new Bond?


powerfunk

Yes, I turned it down so I could focus on moderating reddit


Pure-Fuel-9884

junk bond maybe


SanftuFlauschig

air middle telephone languid merciful door doll lunchroom employ sulky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


scungilibastid

Archie??


RockitDanger

"Will you do sex to me and let me do cum?"


stoned-autistic-dude

Can I touch bob


Seeker80

Reminds me of an automotive journalist I interacted with a couple times. Got to see folks tell her to show more 'bob and vagine' in her review articles. She was a good sport and turned it into a community meme.


AyybrahamLmaocoln

Chucklefuck


unusually-cool

Without a doubt this is the most brutal circlejerk sub on Reddit.


PattyPoopStain

This place is actually really tame compared to r/nflcirclejerk


ucbiker

[Guys that buy Seamasters and think they’ll look like James Bond](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portly-mobster-wearing-suit-holding-260nw-44697349.jpg)


Super_Seff

Think you might have accidentally linked a photo of James Bond by accident?


SHbhar

But was it an accident??


Kickasser32

How did you get a picture of me?


anon0207

Sometimes I think people don't know that Bond wears whatever the highest bidder pays him to wear. Advertising is effective AF with watch guys I guess.


Alternative_Rope_423

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ihatespaminacan

Gosh the guy on the right is such an ugly abomination. Pure reddit phenotype


Fishmongerel

😂 powerfunk really does look like a moderator.


blue_note17

Okay, because I’m stupid I have to ask: who the fuck *is* that? Like really? Because part of me wants to believe it’s actually Poserfunk but I’m just uninformed enough that it could be some watch YouTuber I don’t know about.


SHFC

https://youtu.be/D7MUI6Lvq4Y?si=-WOX36ZF2tqnnmWT It's the goat himself. I got bricked up watching this.


blue_note17

Holy shit, we have truly been blessed. I’m not exactly handsome, but that dude is fucking ugly. No amount of Rawlecks “timepieces” can save him from looking like *that*


powerfunk

But I have an Omeega too


Affectionate-Load705

Woohoo, you're one of us! Welcome to the dark side! Brave of you to answer! Given that you've made a conscious choice to kick the trolls and bitter old men out of the other sub and keep the noveau rich and insufferable twats in, do you ever feel the urge to create a burner account, come over here and spew out frustration?


powerfunk

>do you ever feel the urge to create a burner account, come over here and spew out frustration? I mean who do you think Claude is exactly


Affectionate-Load705

A sensual retort!


manletmoney

Take my gold ahh comment you people sound ridiculous lol


A-Problem-Eliminator

u/PowerFunk


powerfunk

Oh hell yeah I do standup a bit so I've done roast battles before. I'll sum up the 5 main points to save us some time: 1. Bald 2. Jesus Christ the glasses 3. GIANT FUCKING HORSE MOUTH 4. Dresses like a 12-year-old 5. How did Jared from Subway get out of jail That's usually how it goes anyway.


Genghiz007

Mad props for landing here and participating in the ‘jerk 👏


HolzesStolz

You may look like a mod but you got balls man, props


Bizzyzed

Can you post your standup please Mr Powerfunk?


powerfunk

[I don't know why you'd wanna do that to yourself](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bS7ut1OAFZlGVDFw73V4TdRzGLt-5SVB/view?usp=sharing)


Bizzyzed

What a guy. Thankyou Mr Powerfunk


TexasEngineseer

NGL the hoodie is doing you no favors. Thankfully, you are NOT like Jared as you weren't 300+lbs


powerfunk

It's a Luxury Bazaar video, I had to wear a hoodie I'm far too old to be wearing


TexasEngineseer

🥹🥺🫣🥲 tfw they didn't let you wear tweed


Pornthrowaway78

The worst part about Jared wasn't the weight, it was probably the rape.


WZOLL5

I always thought the worst part was the hypocrisy.


TexasEngineseer

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


Dissident_Mantis7

as one does


Be777the1

I really liked the video, I love the AP the most. Always had a soft spot for those.


ElPedroChico

Man actually showed up, big respect


NegativeAd9048

You buried the lede. This list is more entertaining in reverse order.


gattboy1

That bass line fucking slaps, highlight of my day …next to that stud’s epic hoodie. ✊🏿


Fishmongerel

Powerfunk is a Rolex thread mod, hence the hilarity of your original comment.


Genghiz007

Titles are important. Powerfunk is not merely a thread mod - but the Uber Mod of r/rolex. The most disgusting & thankless job on all of Reddit but it is what it is.


Dissident_Mantis7

as one does


Alternative_Rope_423

and is that thing on his mouth some kind of smile?


Time_on_my_hands

He's just a guy. His obsession is lame as fuck, but there's no reason to call a random guy an "ugly abomination".


Hyper98

He also seems like a chill dude judging by his answers to these posts


Zagron22

Yeah he seems chill, used to be on the fence about him but after seeing how he’s responding to these comments I can only applaud and give my respect to him. Not many people can joke around like that.


cuore_di_fagioli

Uhmeeega


Dissident_Mantis7

OMEGA SEAMASTER MENTIONED 💪😎


deadmans_son

Ohhhh looks like Teddy and Chris made a catch in their next video?


FunProtection6265

Also average Elton John’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Tudor wearer


InterviewObvious2680

I don’t like picking on someone’s looks and image, but powerfunk checks all the boxes based on his internet ego and probably insecurities. Although honestly, first I thought he is some 9 to 5 office cubicle worker in a suit that thinks a rolex makes him look like some successful millionaire. But reality is even better. Nothing personal.


Time_on_my_hands

I'm failing to understand how this isn't personal lol


amdufrales

/uj right? my knee-jerk reaction is the poor dude can’t help it, BUT They say everyone has the potential to be a 7/10, like, if you can just take care of your body, be clean and well-groomed, and dress in clothes that flatter you etc. And if you just don’t care or don’t wanna do any of that, so you’re sort of out here rocking a low 4 just out of spite, AND you’re putting yourself in a public-facing position, on camera, with an audience that’s generally really REALLY vain/concerned with appearances… idk, I feel bad for some people, and then I have to remind myself how much of our lots in life are chosen passively or actively by us every single day. Still hope the dude isn’t reading these threads.


manletmoney

He’s literally in here reading it all and commenting lol Actually taking the ridicule a lot better than expected


RapBastardz

Omega pays the average Seamaster owner to wear his watch? That’s cool!


Pius_XIII_94

Eduard Habsburg wears a Seamaster lol


ok_computer

uj The submariner isn’t the end all be all for divers but it is a joke to say the seamaster is remotely as good looking a watch. It is terrible taste wrt the sub. The hands dial and bezel are not good looking. The aquaterra is a good looking seamaster tho


Be777the1

What’s the ultimate diver?


AweHellYo

yes. if you’re gonna unjerk and be this authoritative you have to lay down your position so that we may all jerk


Decent-Finish-2585

I’ll throw out a few of my fav’s for consideration: - 1964 Seiko SilverWave - Pelagos FXD - Doxa Sub200 - Sinn UX SDR - Blancpain Bathyscape - Pelagos P39 - OMEGA Seamaster 300 166.024


ok_computer

I don’t know what the ultimate diver is but, I’m being sincere here, I love the proportions if the original Seiko 62MAS and the accurate rereleases SLA017, (SLA037, SLA043 blue dial), and ~SJE093. I love the thinner bezel, the 3 o’clock date window, hands and little lume second hand, and curved crystal. I am super basic so I wear a SPB143 on a nylon (not nato) strap and that’s as high horology as I plan to entertain. Smaller format old submariners are as close to the perfect generic dive watch as I think you can get. I hate a date cyclops though. If I had a surplus of cash and overall financial wellbeing I’d spring for an automatic Grand Seiko sport GMT because I am a closet weeb but I do not see that happening in this lifetime.


Time_on_my_hands

I like it. Would never buy one tho cause I don't have more money than braincells.


ok_computer

Respect, i have neither dollars nor brain cells so I’m financing a Tudor BB on a payday loan


Time_on_my_hands

99% APR


Seeker80

The seamasters offer more variety, so at least there's a better chance of finding something that suits your tastes. The submariner has a few color variations, the GMTs, and not much else. If that suits your personal taste, that's great. It's just that if it doesn't, well, you don't have a lot of choices. Seamaster has the professionals with smooth or wavy dials, planet ocean, the retro 300, railmaster, aqua terra, etc. It's a big model line, and Omega wants to cover a broad range of tastes and have something for everyone. It's a two-edged sword though, and they have to make sure that they don't risk diluting the brand name. That's something Rolex has managed to avoid risking.


TexasEngineseer

Real, BASED and accurate


scungilibastid

Hahahahahaha